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#35 - Scar has no name. 09/09/2015 on Track 01- Tiny Mini Skirts 0
#11 - The gerudo can have interspecies sex.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/08/2015 on Where do they come from? +1
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#12 - erotictentacle (09/08/2015) [-]
Yeah, they're the Asari of Hyrule
#40 - The battle of Hogwarts was on 2nd May 1998 the final chapt…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/08/2015 on Harry Potter Feels +8
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#82 - zeunfunnyguy (09/09/2015) [-]
harry potter's born in 1980 and i was sure that the battle happened during his seventh year in the school, except that he wasn't going to school.
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#83 - zeunfunnyguy (09/09/2015) [-]
but i looked it up and you're right
#64 - If you're going to play with the amiibos, then open the box an… 09/08/2015 on Amiibos +1
#37 - Sideshow bob and Selma. I thought of using that picture but I … 09/07/2015 on Revenging +2
#5 - I pokemon, it spikes in and out similar to a star. 09/07/2015 on the perfect man 0
#2 - Duchess Satine  [+] (7 new replies) 09/07/2015 on Tired of your shit obi wan. +37
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#15 - AlanbalMIT (09/08/2015) [-]
She was the one who used to called him Ben.
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#11 - solomon (09/08/2015) [-]
okay, her name HAS to be a joke right?
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#5 - seriouslystupid (09/07/2015) [-]
Neato.

I should watch Clone Wars at some point. The only stuff related to that which I've seen was the movie and probably one episode that wasn't so great.
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#10 - hudis (09/08/2015) [-]
Movie and season 1-2 were literally made for children and are therefore trash, mind you. Season 3-6 are great, and some episodes are a whole lot better than the prequels in my opinion (not that the prequels are very good to begin with). All in all, those seasons tell the story of Anakin's fall to the dark side a lot better than the movies ever managed.
#16 - morebuckets (09/08/2015) [-]
I'm about halfway through rewatching season one, and you're pretty right

they're really not that bad, but you can tell they're just 30 minute star wars skits without real direction

The reason season 3 is better is because they got a huge budget boost
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#17 - hudis (09/08/2015) [-]
Probably, yeah - but they also did the "age the show with your audience thing", which is the same as the Harry Potter movies did. The show becomes thematically more dark and mature as time goes on.
#4 - goggins (09/07/2015) [-]
#55 - Picture 09/07/2015 on Halloween is coming. 0
#4 - The last one thought is literally a murder plot.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/07/2015 on Revenging +165
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#40 - liamdurf (09/07/2015) [-]
Crazy likes to hide behind a normal face until it's got a hold on you.
#33 - zvon (09/07/2015) [-]
#37 - neefew (09/07/2015) [-]
Sideshow bob and Selma. I thought of using that picture but I decided against it.
#256 - wait wait wait. When I first saw them I thought "it looks…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/06/2015 on Thumb complaint spam container 0
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#263 - posttwo (09/06/2015) [-]
I threw it into illustrator and let it convert itself
they looked better
#25 - It looks like he went into paint with a mouse. 09/06/2015 on wtf admin 0
#5 - but a crossguard is actually useful. So far, in the movies, 7 …  [+] (37 new replies) 09/06/2015 on New lightsabers are getting... +70
#75 - LarsGoes (09/06/2015) [-]
yes. but it is not logical that they have the idea for crossguards in the 50 years with the least "jedi activity" and not the thousands of years before when they were researching and shit all the time.
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#63 - iqequalzero (09/06/2015) [-]
Its useful if you go old movie style with your saber fighting, using it like a claymore. If you wanted to use it like in the prequels, the crossguards would get in the way of all the loose grip spinning action.
#19 - tumor (09/06/2015) [-]
Of course it would be nice ... if it was done right.

In this case, the enemy would just cut though the hilt.
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#119 - mikeW (09/07/2015) [-]
It probably has the same material that is made for Vibroblades. It was created so that soldiers could (maybe) fend themselves against Jedi, or Sith.
#65 - xexion (09/06/2015) [-]
The speculation was fine when it was new but #6 summed it up nicely. But here:
>But lightsaber resistant materials!
>It's simply overflow - look how imperfect the 'blade' looks, it must be some homemade saber
>The metal for the crossguard is just so you aren't touching the lightsaber crossguard, the beam itself goes all the way to the hilt inside
>Disney is fucking up Star Wars
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#58 - unlithe (09/06/2015) [-]
mandalorian iron m8
#51 - basaltface (09/06/2015) [-]
Not if its made from cortosis, phrik or beskar or other more obscure stuff like with sith alchemy altered stuff and unique designs that sadly not canon anymore. Only can imagine if they actually do pay attention to details in the new movie it gotta be phrik. An aluminium like metal that is resistant to pretty much everything...yes even a lightsaber beam. Best example where you might have seen it in action was at the combat staffs of the IG-100 magna guard battle droids.
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#54 - captainfuckitall (09/06/2015) [-]
Great example. The droids themselves were Lightsaber resistant too.

A Lightsaber itself is not all-powerful, it's just a supremely hot cutting tool. Anything with an incredible resistance to heat is able to hold it at bay.
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#57 - basaltface (09/06/2015) [-]
yeap, plated with duranium. Duranium can take a glance of a lightsaber..but it cannot completely withstand it. With a few hits the saber is through...but then again the IG-100 was build on agility and superhuman acrobatics and movements rather then full on face tanking...there where other droids designed for that.
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#23 - captainfuckitall (09/06/2015) [-]
Or
Or
Or
It could be with lightsaber resistant metals.
#67 - theinvisibletheift (09/06/2015) [-]
Cortosis ftw
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#43 - atomschlumpf (09/06/2015) [-]
Which are extremely rare and heavy. Nice way to unbalance your blade
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#44 - captainfuckitall (09/06/2015) [-]
The lightsaber's weight is simulated anyways, so it feels like holding a regular sword.
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#49 - atomschlumpf (09/06/2015) [-]
Uh, no it's not. There's nothing simulated, that's one of the problems with lightsaber combat. The plasma blade is weightless, which is why a lightsaber is so weird to handle. There's not even any benefit to simulating any weight, it would just be harder to handle
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#52 - captainfuckitall (09/06/2015) [-]
....Yes, actually, it is. You can look it up in the lore.

If it was completely weightless, it would be extraordinarily easy to knock out of your hand. Just as well, nothing would prevent Jedi from getting massively wide or long Lightsabers.

The REASON why it's weighted is for what you just said, to compensate for the hilt, to add power to attacks, to keep it stable, and to overpower the opponents lightsabers. That's why you see so many different variations; two handed, one handed, duelist, etc. All of them are designed with different forms of combat in mind, and likewise that is why physically stronger Jedi/Sith have larger and longer lightsabers.
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#55 - atomschlumpf (09/06/2015) [-]
You tell me to "look it up in the lore", yet I haven't the faintest what you are talking about and can't find anything about it online.

A lightsaber hilt weighs about 1-2kg and that's it. You can't artificially add weight to it, neither to the blade.

The reason you can't just get a ridiculously large lightsabers is they have a finite energy storage and the bigger the blade the more energy it needs. Also the bigger the blade the easier it is to hurt yourself with it
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#61 - captainfuckitall (09/06/2015) [-]
"Due to the weightlessness of plasma and the strong gyroscopic effect generated by it, lightsabers required a great deal of strength and dexterity to wield"

scifi.stackexchange.com/questions/8850/lightsaber-blade-weight-in-universe

Also, it's nearly unheard of for a Jedi to hurt themselves with their own Lightsaber. Their sixth sense and attunement to the force prevents them from flinging it around where it might hit themselves.
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#62 - atomschlumpf (09/06/2015) [-]
There's nothing about simulating weight there. The gyroscopic effect of the plasma is something entirely different than it feeling like an actual blade
#99 - anon (09/07/2015) [-]
The gyroscopic effect simulates weight, I remember seeing that stated in one of the Legacy of the Force books, this has a lot of info on them starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Lightsaber
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#35 - platinumaltaria (09/06/2015) [-]
You're right, the lightsaber hilt is resistant to lightsaber cutting.
#46 - figatron (09/06/2015) [-]
Darth Maul's wasn't, as Kenobi just sliced it in half
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#47 - platinumaltaria (09/06/2015) [-]
Darth Maul's is actually two attached together, in contrast to true dual-bladed sabers.
#48 - figatron (09/06/2015) [-]
I know, that's why cutting it in half didn't destroy it. but it still wasn't lighsaber resistant
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#53 - captainfuckitall (09/06/2015) [-]
Mhmm, platinumaltaria is right. Kenobi didn't cut the Lightsaber, he cut where it was fused together so it went through.

Did that take an incredible amount of precision and knowledge? Yes, but that's why Jedi have the 6th sense of theirs.
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#50 - platinumaltaria (09/06/2015) [-]
The ability to attach them is an afterthought to the original design, composed of another material; like adhering two metal blades with a plastic grip.
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#34 - deathklokiller (09/06/2015) [-]
then why not make the whole crossguard that?
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#101 - heartlessrobot (09/07/2015) [-]
It's super fucking expensive.
Also heavy.
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#41 - alwaysscaroused (09/06/2015) [-]
because lot's of time crossguards were also used for offence
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#37 - strum (09/06/2015) [-]
His lightsaber crystal is actually unstable that's why he needs to vent it out of the sides, he just uses it as a hilt as a bonus.
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#36 - nalapsi (09/06/2015) [-]
because if its lightsaber, then he can use it for stabbing as well. not very effective stabbing but still..
#33 - saxmo (09/06/2015) [-]
"lightsaber resistant materials"

thats some billy from the playground shit right there

"i have the power to be immune to all other powers"
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#138 - thempc (09/08/2015) [-]
cortosis fuccboi
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#102 - heartlessrobot (09/07/2015) [-]
They're heavy, brittle, and expensive as hell.
#56 - doctorjae (09/06/2015) [-]
the anon is correct materials like beskar, cortosis, nueranium, phrik, songsteel, and ultra chrome are light saber resistant. There are even some light saber resistant creatures like the orbalisk, vonduun crab, and amphistaff. One other thing is also light saber resistant and thats the Felucian Skullblade.
#42 - anon (09/06/2015) [-]
yo retard, lightsaber resistant materials are an actual lore-based thing. look it up.
#27 - drsalty (09/06/2015) [-]
It probably is, since the metal around the blade isn't melting.
#22 - anon (09/06/2015) [-]
No, you're stupid, when in doubt look at this paint
#7 - Steven Universe is actually good. They should replace Teen Tit…  [+] (8 new replies) 09/06/2015 on Math Skills +13
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#21 - vortexrain (09/07/2015) [-]
I don't really care for Flapjack, but I'd rather put up with it than Uncle Grandpa, or TTG.
#17 - thetrapkiller (09/07/2015) [-]
UG stays, fgt.
#20 - sunsetkid (09/07/2015) [-]
even the show knows it's not funny
#22 - thetrapkiller (09/07/2015) [-]
**thetrapkiller used "*roll picture*"**
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now why would the show do that so many people don't care anymore well neither do I
#14 - anon (09/07/2015) [-]
Stephen Universe is good?
#18 - thetrapkiller (09/07/2015) [-]
Stephen Universe isn't but Steven Universe is
#11 - canadianbetamale (09/06/2015) [-]
They should replace Teen Titans Go! with Teen Titans.
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#13 - semenslurpinglily (09/07/2015) [-]
They should replace Toddler Titans with anything.

I'd be willing to accept even those live action shits.
#5 - The rule of two was invented for a reason.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/06/2015 on (untitled) -1
#6 - anon (09/06/2015) [-]
The rule of two was a inside job, Lightsabers cant make Mandolorian iron beams
#2 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 09/06/2015 on Decoy +112
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#16 - tjmixx (09/06/2015) [-]
Fuckin paint skillz
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#12 - professorbag (09/06/2015) [-]
Nice
#4 - ofthebrave (09/06/2015) [-]
Perfect
#8 - Something something Teal Deer 09/06/2015 on Call me Bambi +1
#46 - Picture 09/05/2015 on Make your choice! +9
#7 - no. It's Jontron 09/05/2015 on ster wers +1
#81 - Now I know, they're both from Naruto. Thanks. 09/05/2015 on I'm at s00p +1
#78 - I really wanted the other two songs  [+] (3 new replies) 09/05/2015 on I'm at s00p 0
#82 - anon (09/05/2015) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjjkHg5FOhk - That's the second one, the first I believe is bleach but I'm going to do a little more searching,
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#79 - ravemouse (09/05/2015) [-]
fairly sure it's one of the main naruto soundtracks when he actually attacks him but other than that I can't help.
#81 - neefew (09/05/2015) [-]
Now I know, they're both from Naruto. Thanks.
#66 - what song(s) are in the background. I recognize them.  [+] (6 new replies) 09/05/2015 on I'm at s00p +1
#99 - anon (09/05/2015) [-]
sounds like runescape and shit
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#75 - ravemouse (09/05/2015) [-]
I can tell you the credits is the ed to Coppelion
#78 - neefew (09/05/2015) [-]
I really wanted the other two songs
#82 - anon (09/05/2015) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjjkHg5FOhk - That's the second one, the first I believe is bleach but I'm going to do a little more searching,
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#79 - ravemouse (09/05/2015) [-]
fairly sure it's one of the main naruto soundtracks when he actually attacks him but other than that I can't help.
#81 - neefew (09/05/2015) [-]
Now I know, they're both from Naruto. Thanks.
#20 - hero of trains. 09/04/2015 on (untitled) +2
#6 - ... and another thing! 09/04/2015 on when you think you're done... +1
#32 - Picture 09/04/2015 on quints confirm 0
#21 - and we have a winner. Thank you, I can't believe I forgot.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/02/2015 on Tfw epic joke 0
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#74 - moorgar (09/02/2015) [-]
how could you forget this?

Ralph Bakshi Takes a Violent Shit for 10 Hours Straight

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User avatar #5 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
**** you
#3 - thatuglynat (06/12/2014) [-]
Have this corgi I found

its the least I can do
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You helped me in my time of need I must repay you in some way
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