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Date Signed Up:5/06/2012
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User avatar #33 - tindarin (01/13/2014) [-]
Hey
#31 - meettehmedic (11/01/2013) [-]
Hmm, long time no see.
User avatar #32 to #31 - necrojaxx (11/02/2013) [-]
Hey hey, forgive me for forgetting where I met you.
User avatar #29 - Vuumbleman (08/15/2013) [-]
Yeah! D&D night!
User avatar #28 - Vuumbleman (04/11/2013) [-]
Can you believe this crap? One of my players up and quit my group because of a nerf I did to his class. A nerf that was well deserved.
User avatar #27 - Vuumbleman (03/15/2013) [-]
D&D is going well.
User avatar #26 - Vuumbleman (02/19/2013) [-]
OOOOH GOSH! I'm playing in two D&D games and I'm DMing two others a week! I've never had this many games before!
User avatar #18 - Vuumbleman (01/29/2013) [-]
Want to hear how my D&D game went the other night?
User avatar #19 to #18 - necrojaxx (01/29/2013) [-]
Sure sure.
User avatar #20 to #19 - Vuumbleman (01/29/2013) [-]
So in the aftermath of defeating the cult leader the party has managed to find a map from one of their friends. A map of a largely uncharted island said to be the home of dragons that have long been lost. They're going there for various personal reasons. Some of them were simply told to by their respective god(s). Some believe its the key to removing a curse. Some are just looking to explore.

Anyway, the group all got together again and set sail for this lost land. In their voyage, they came upon an area of shallow waters and jagged rocks. They had the choice of either going around the rocks and adding more days onto their voyage or going through them for a quicker route. They decided to go through once they saw a storm on the horizon that they had a good estimate of outrunning if they went straight.

Among the jagged rocks they were assaulted by vicious Hobgoblin Pirates and their Harpy Whores! The harpies sang and slashed at the party as the Pirates launched volleys of arrows at the group. The party fought back by arrow and spell and gigantic freakin' ballista. The Harpies fell and soon they were chasing the Hobgoblins. Finally the captain failed his piloting check and ran his ship into some rocks. One Hobgoblin fell overboard and all the rest fell on their faces, except the captain. Finally one of the rogues plucked off an orb from his Necklace of Fireballs and hurled it at the pirate ship! He killed all but the captain and his first mate (and the overboard hobgoblin). The pirates then leaped to the rock, except the drowning one, and shouted cries of "Parley!" One of the PCs was nice enough to jump down into the water and go after the drowning one. He actually ended up saving him.
User avatar #21 to #20 - necrojaxx (01/29/2013) [-]
And what did they do with the whores?
User avatar #22 to #21 - Vuumbleman (01/29/2013) [-]
Oh, they had to kill them. They couldn't make them stop singing the guy driving the ship into a trance.
User avatar #23 to #22 - necrojaxx (01/29/2013) [-]
That is a damn shame.
User avatar #24 to #23 - Vuumbleman (01/29/2013) [-]
Aye. OH! This is a playtest of the newest edition of D&D, right? So we got the Barbarian the other night. Our newest player's character was a Fighter who was a real wilderness survival guy, so I asked him if he wanted to switch classes and he took one look at it and went berserk. So now we're getting to test out the Barbarian. The party is starting to look more diverse.
User avatar #25 to #24 - necrojaxx (01/29/2013) [-]
Diversity is the key to intrigue.
User avatar #17 - killerblue (11/18/2012) [-]
Just wanted to tell you I am alive.
#16 - necrolaugh (10/29/2012) [-]
...Cool name,Bro
#15 - mrheisenberg (10/28/2012) [-]
You win the poster of the week award
#12 - bogbean (10/25/2012) [-]
Why do you use this face? >:3
Why do you use this face? >:3
User avatar #13 to #12 - necrojaxx (10/25/2012) [-]
At first it was because I used to do **** roll games and I used it as a marker for those.
Then other folks began using Vinyl as their mascot so I would use it as a signature to stand out amongst them.
Now I just do it out of a sort of habit.
#14 to #13 - bogbean (10/25/2012) [-]
Oh, cool.   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
>:3
Oh, cool.


















>:3
User avatar #8 - holdup (10/05/2012) [-]
wat u want for radioactive key?
User avatar #9 to #8 - necrojaxx (10/05/2012) [-]
Something interesting.
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User avatar #4 to #3 - necrojaxx (10/04/2012) [-]
HM?
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User avatar #7 to #6 - necrojaxx (10/05/2012) [-]
Hmm, spare no, but I'm always up to trade.
User avatar #5 to #4 - necrojaxx (10/04/2012) [-]
*Hm?
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#1 - panamaofjacks (05/06/2012) [-]
Say hello to Spiderezi
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