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Age: 21
Date Signed Up:7/01/2011
Last Login:8/26/2013
Location:Your moms bedroom
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hello. im not very funny and i have a poor imagination so my OC will probably suck FAT dick.

also, I'm queen of nostalgia, so, watch out for the flashbacks.

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    Cucumbers Cucumbers
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    Turtles Turtles
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    Nuggets Nuggets
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    MAD KOOSH MAD KOOSH
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    Furby Furby
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    Feeding time Feeding time
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    Babies Babies
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#37 - Whats Dexter doing in there? 06/19/2012 on Zombie Apocalypse 0
#94 - Wat 06/18/2012 on Anime Mot Posters 537 +10
#194 - mfw 06/08/2012 on HATE MY LIFE +2
#66 - That one made me laugh. I've been busy getting ready to move, …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2012 on nearluvstoys's profile 0
#67 - champaigne (06/02/2012) [-]
Jk ty!
#9 - This is defiantly not a repost. Nope. 05/27/2012 on Offisaurus? +14
#109 - Picture 05/26/2012 on gum +11
#63 - Nothin to write about lately. I got tired of the haters.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2012 on nearluvstoys's profile 0
#64 - eliisfresh has deleted their comment.
#291 - I am Lala, and I approve this OC. 05/03/2012 on Cucumber salad +9
#189 - What is Dolan doing in there? 04/20/2012 on The Coldest Gift... +5
#743 - You should of put like blue dye in it or something. I dont thi…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2012 on A little payback... +8
User avatar #760 - angelassassin (04/17/2012) [-]
yea or he should just put some weird shit in it like anything to mess clothing up, but blue dye i like that idea
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#65 - champaigne (05/29/2012) [-]
post moar.... OR ELSE
User avatar #66 to #69 - nearluvstoys (06/01/2012) [-]
That one made me laugh. I've been busy getting ready to move, so sorry if i dont have time to make anymore OC. I'll try to work on it soon.
User avatar #61 - nycdood (04/07/2012) [-]
funnyjunk.com/text/3553912/Why/

This shit made me think of you lol.
#52 - eliisfresh **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #54 to #56 - nearluvstoys (03/25/2012) [-]
hello
#55 to #58 - eliisfresh **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #56 to #59 - nearluvstoys (03/26/2012) [-]
dosnt this seem like more of a private message kinda convo? lol
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User avatar #58 to #61 - nearluvstoys (03/30/2012) [-]
well okii thennn.. lol suup
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User avatar #60 to #63 - nearluvstoys (03/31/2012) [-]
I'm sorry to hear that. lol
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User avatar #63 to #66 - nearluvstoys (05/13/2012) [-]
Nothin to write about lately. I got tired of the haters.
#64 to #67 - eliisfresh **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #49 - nycdood (03/22/2012) [-]
Yay, I have my first FunnyJunk friend! You're pretty cool btw lol
User avatar #50 to #53 - nearluvstoys (03/24/2012) [-]
thank you lol youre pretty kool too
User avatar #51 to #54 - nycdood (03/25/2012) [-]
And hey.. Dont listen to people who hate on you because you masturbate. Girls who have a feel of their sexuality (no pun intended) are freaking crazy hot :)
User avatar #53 to #55 - nearluvstoys (03/25/2012) [-]
lol thanks man :P
#46 - thetitdestroyer ONLINE (03/19/2012) [-]
I see your name, but what kind of toys are we talking about?
User avatar #47 to #50 - nearluvstoys (03/19/2012) [-]
leggos
#48 to #51 - thetitdestroyer ONLINE (03/20/2012) [-]
Right, right . . .
#41 - shadowrated (03/19/2012) [-]
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Can you explain to me why you have so many haters? lol
User avatar #42 to #45 - nearluvstoys (03/19/2012) [-]
cause i masterbate lol
#43 to #46 - shadowrated (03/19/2012) [-]
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I still don't understand
Why would they hate on your for admitting that you masterbate?
That's completely normal for someone your age

User avatar #44 to #47 - nearluvstoys (03/19/2012) [-]
yehh well. the coments pretty much show it lol they think im a whooore
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#40 - Dorigan (03/13/2012) [-]
Appreciate the add madame
#39 - xturboxx (03/13/2012) [-]
you have boobs, let's be friends.
#38 - ariachnotred (03/10/2012) [-]
Hey... I heard you like cucumbers.
I like cucumbers too.
but not the kind op likes.
Got skype c:?
User avatar #37 - AnomynousUser (03/10/2012) [-]
-reads your description-

...I thought you were funny... :/
#35 - neelix (03/09/2012) [-]
I checked my mothers bedroom, cucumber in hand, but you weren't there. :(
User avatar #33 - extremistpain (12/16/2011) [-]
loving the name. and gj on front page.
User avatar #34 to #33 - nearluvstoys (12/17/2011) [-]
thankkk youuu lol c:
#32 - Meef (10/20/2011) [-]
Surprise~!
User avatar #24 - atbreid (10/19/2011) [-]
is your profile picture actually you?
User avatar #25 to #24 - nearluvstoys (10/19/2011) [-]
yea man o-o
User avatar #26 to #25 - atbreid (10/19/2011) [-]
your name isn't erika right?
User avatar #27 to #26 - nearluvstoys (10/19/2011) [-]
LOL no xD its not
User avatar #28 to #27 - atbreid (10/19/2011) [-]
THANK GOD! i thought you were my exgirlfriend for a second because your pic looked just like her.
User avatar #29 to #28 - nearluvstoys (10/19/2011) [-]
haha xD nono, im not your ex girlfriend ^_^
User avatar #30 to #29 - atbreid (10/19/2011) [-]
thats a good thing! i dont need to be running into that bitch anytime soon =P well sorry to bother you!
User avatar #20 - uberkerry (10/19/2011) [-]
I like your username :U
User avatar #21 to #20 - nearluvstoys (10/19/2011) [-]
haha, thanks c: do you see it on the front page alot? ;D
#22 to #21 - uberkerry (10/19/2011) [-]
I've seen some of your posts :o

But i saw your name, and remembered Near c:

Picture Related (Its Near in the live action movie of "L Change The World")
User avatar #23 to #22 - nearluvstoys (10/19/2011) [-]
lol hes in the anime too lol

ps: i own all 3 live action movies :P
User avatar #31 to #23 - uberkerry (10/19/2011) [-]
He's more adorable in the live action movie >_>
User avatar #19 - drunkenmunky (10/06/2011) [-]
savanna :3
User avatar #4 - xboxkicksyoursox (09/30/2011) [-]
ehhem. you are hot aand you say your not funny but the whole FAT dick thing was pretty funny lol
User avatar #5 to #4 - nearluvstoys (09/30/2011) [-]
bahaha, thanks d00d ^__^ im not funny <_< i have to like, explode my brain to make a good OC =.=
User avatar #6 to #5 - xboxkicksyoursox (09/30/2011) [-]
that sounds dirty lol
User avatar #7 to #6 - nearluvstoys (09/30/2011) [-]
its... nawt.. haha :DD
User avatar #8 to #7 - xboxkicksyoursox (09/30/2011) [-]
dont worry tho, i have no comedy in meh blood, just those random awesome moments lol
User avatar #9 to #8 - nearluvstoys (09/30/2011) [-]
lol yea i saw on your profile you have a good one c:
User avatar #10 to #9 - xboxkicksyoursox (09/30/2011) [-]
i have like....2? lol which one?
User avatar #12 to #11 - xboxkicksyoursox (09/30/2011) [-]
ugh i feel like a dork now that i know a girl has read it lol
User avatar #13 to #12 - nearluvstoys (09/30/2011) [-]
haha, no worries. i think more like a guy anyways :D
User avatar #14 to #13 - xboxkicksyoursox (09/30/2011) [-]
cool haha those kinda girls are the...the... beez kneez lol
User avatar #15 to #14 - nearluvstoys (09/30/2011) [-]
LOLOL beez kneeeeesss <3 thats my favorite expression haha, no one else gets it when i say ittt D:
User avatar #16 to #15 - xboxkicksyoursox (09/30/2011) [-]
they just dont get your swag lol
User avatar #17 to #16 - nearluvstoys (09/30/2011) [-]
i just have way to much of it
User avatar #18 to #17 - xboxkicksyoursox (09/30/2011) [-]
its over 9000 ;)
User avatar #1 - crazybabies (09/16/2011) [-]
thx, i was checking out your other comics,haven't looked at them all yet but i will,and i must say pretty good...just can't resist the bubblewrap:) were you from? if you don't mind me asking i'd check my mom's room but it's to early in the morning and she'd freak out if i showed up at her house at this hour ;)
User avatar #2 to #1 - nearluvstoys (09/16/2011) [-]
lol omgg thank youu c: i was like more proud of the bubble wrap comic then i have ever bin of anything else in my life haha
and im from ny C: how about you?
User avatar #3 to #2 - crazybabies (09/16/2011) [-]
crazy state of kentucky...
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