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Gender: female
Age: 18
Date Signed Up:7/01/2011
Last Login:5/28/2012
Location:Your moms bedroom
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hello. im not very funny and i have a poor imagination so my OC will probably suck FAT dick. also, I'm queen of nostalgia, so, watch out for the flashbacks.
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#9 - This is defiantly not a repost. Nope. 12 hours ago on Offisaurus? +14
#109 - Picture 05/26/2012 on gum +10
#3 - Exactly what I look like.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2012 on Yum +3
#5 - The Mishk Comment deleted by nearluvstoys
#67 - Nothin to write about lately. I got tired of the haters.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2012 on nearluvstoys's profile 0
User avatar #68 - eliisfresh (05/14/2012) [-]
Seriously, I feel bad for the females on this site, they always get criticized on their OC jut because of their gender. Hope you can come up with something.
#291 - I am Lala, and I approve this OC. 05/03/2012 on Cucumber salad +8
#189 - What is Dolan doing in there? 04/20/2012 on The Coldest Gift... +5
#743 - You should of put like blue dye in it or something. I dont thi…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2012 on A little payback... +8
User avatar #760 - angelassassin (04/17/2012) [-]
yea or he should just put some weird shit in it like anything to mess clothing up, but blue dye i like that idea
#2 - lolololololol 04/10/2012 on Why ? +1
#95 - This is deffinatly not a repost.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2012 on All of my what +4
#104 - wieseldiesel (04/03/2012) [-]
#64 - I'm sorry to hear that. lol  [+] (3 new replies) 03/31/2012 on nearluvstoys's profile 0
User avatar #66 - eliisfresh (05/04/2012) [-]
Herpaderp you should make something new.
User avatar #67 - nearluvstoys (05/13/2012) [-]
Nothin to write about lately. I got tired of the haters.
User avatar #68 - eliisfresh (05/14/2012) [-]
Seriously, I feel bad for the females on this site, they always get criticized on their OC jut because of their gender. Hope you can come up with something.
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#65 - nycdood (04/07/2012) [-]
funnyjunk.com/text/3553912/Why/

This shit made me think of you lol.
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User avatar #56 - eliisfresh (03/25/2012) [-]
HI!
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User avatar #58 to #56 - nearluvstoys (03/25/2012) [-]
hello
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User avatar #59 to #58 - eliisfresh (03/25/2012) [-]
Whats up?
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User avatar #60 to #59 - nearluvstoys (03/26/2012) [-]
dosnt this seem like more of a private message kinda convo? lol
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User avatar #61 to #60 - eliisfresh (03/27/2012) [-]
Ikr? may this be our public private convo XD.
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User avatar #62 to #61 - nearluvstoys (03/30/2012) [-]
well okii thennn.. lol suup
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User avatar #63 to #62 - eliisfresh (03/31/2012) [-]
Nothing much just stressed at everything.
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User avatar #64 to #63 - nearluvstoys (03/31/2012) [-]
I'm sorry to hear that. lol
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User avatar #66 to #64 - eliisfresh (05/04/2012) [-]
Herpaderp you should make something new.
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User avatar #67 to #66 - nearluvstoys (05/13/2012) [-]
Nothin to write about lately. I got tired of the haters.
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User avatar #68 to #67 - eliisfresh (05/14/2012) [-]
Seriously, I feel bad for the females on this site, they always get criticized on their OC jut because of their gender. Hope you can come up with something.
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#53 - nycdood (03/22/2012) [-]
Yay, I have my first FunnyJunk friend! You're pretty cool btw lol
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User avatar #54 to #53 - nearluvstoys (03/24/2012) [-]
thank you lol youre pretty kool too
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#55 to #54 - nycdood (03/25/2012) [-]
And hey.. Dont listen to people who hate on you because you masturbate. Girls who have a feel of their sexuality (no pun intended) are freaking crazy hot :)
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User avatar #57 to #55 - nearluvstoys (03/25/2012) [-]
lol thanks man :P
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#50 - thetitdestroyer ONLINE (03/19/2012) [-]
I see your name, but what kind of toys are we talking about?
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User avatar #51 to #50 - nearluvstoys (03/19/2012) [-]
leggos
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#52 to #51 - thetitdestroyer ONLINE (03/20/2012) [-]
Right, right . . .
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#45 - shadowrated (03/19/2012) [-]
Can you explain to me why you have so many haters? lol
Can you explain to me why you have so many haters? lol
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User avatar #46 to #45 - nearluvstoys (03/19/2012) [-]
cause i masterbate lol
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#47 to #46 - shadowrated (03/19/2012) [-]
I still don't understand Why would they hate on your for admitting that you masterbate? That's completely normal for someone your age
I still don't understand
Why would they hate on your for admitting that you masterbate?
That's completely normal for someone your age
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User avatar #48 to #47 - nearluvstoys (03/19/2012) [-]
yehh well. the coments pretty much show it lol they think im a whooore
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#44 - Dorigan (03/13/2012) [-]
Appreciate the add madame
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#43 - xturboxx (03/13/2012) [-]
you have boobs, let's be friends.
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#39 - mistersockz (03/10/2012) [-]
Thank you for confirming that even fruit get more action than me.....
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#40 to #39 - shikurukato (03/10/2012) [-]
...But a cucumber is a vegetable.
...But a cucumber is a vegetable.
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#41 to #40 - mistersockz (03/10/2012) [-]
Well actually i looked it up and apparently its really a fruit, Fuck logic right?
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User avatar #42 to #41 - shikurukato (03/11/2012) [-]
Its like the tomato.

I say its a vegetable. You say tomato.
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#38 - ariachnotred (03/10/2012) [-]
Hey... I heard you like cucumbers.
I like cucumbers too.
but not the kind op likes.
Got skype c:?
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User avatar #37 - AnomynousUser (03/10/2012) [-]
-reads your description-

...I thought you were funny... :/
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#35 - neelix (03/09/2012) [-]
I checked my mothers bedroom, cucumber in hand, but you weren't there. :(
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User avatar #33 - extremistpain ONLINE (12/16/2011) [-]
loving the name. and gj on front page.
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User avatar #34 to #33 - nearluvstoys (12/17/2011) [-]
thankkk youuu lol c:
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#32 - Meef (10/20/2011) [-]
Surprise~!
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User avatar #24 - atbreid (10/19/2011) [-]
is your profile picture actually you?
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User avatar #25 to #24 - nearluvstoys (10/19/2011) [-]
yea man o-o
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User avatar #26 to #25 - atbreid (10/19/2011) [-]
your name isn't erika right?
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User avatar #27 to #26 - nearluvstoys (10/19/2011) [-]
LOL no xD its not
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User avatar #28 to #27 - atbreid (10/19/2011) [-]
THANK GOD! i thought you were my exgirlfriend for a second because your pic looked just like her.
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User avatar #29 to #28 - nearluvstoys (10/19/2011) [-]
haha xD nono, im not your ex girlfriend ^_^
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User avatar #30 to #29 - atbreid (10/19/2011) [-]
thats a good thing! i dont need to be running into that bitch anytime soon =P well sorry to bother you!
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User avatar #20 - uberkerry (10/19/2011) [-]
I like your username :U
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User avatar #21 to #20 - nearluvstoys (10/19/2011) [-]
haha, thanks c: do you see it on the front page alot? ;D
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#22 to #21 - uberkerry (10/19/2011) [-]
I've seen some of your posts :o

But i saw your name, and remembered Near c:

Picture Related (Its Near in the live action movie of "L Change The World")
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User avatar #23 to #22 - nearluvstoys (10/19/2011) [-]
lol hes in the anime too lol

ps: i own all 3 live action movies :P
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User avatar #31 to #23 - uberkerry (10/19/2011) [-]
He's more adorable in the live action movie >_>
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User avatar #19 - drunkenmunky (10/06/2011) [-]
savanna :3
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User avatar #4 - xboxkicksyoursox (09/30/2011) [-]
ehhem. you are hot aand you say your not funny but the whole FAT dick thing was pretty funny lol
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User avatar #5 to #4 - nearluvstoys (09/30/2011) [-]
bahaha, thanks d00d ^__^ im not funny <_< i have to like, explode my brain to make a good OC =.=
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User avatar #6 to #5 - xboxkicksyoursox (09/30/2011) [-]
that sounds dirty lol
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User avatar #7 to #6 - nearluvstoys (09/30/2011) [-]
its... nawt.. haha :DD
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User avatar #8 to #7 - xboxkicksyoursox (09/30/2011) [-]
dont worry tho, i have no comedy in meh blood, just those random awesome moments lol
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User avatar #9 to #8 - nearluvstoys (09/30/2011) [-]
lol yea i saw on your profile you have a good one c:
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User avatar #10 to #9 - xboxkicksyoursox (09/30/2011) [-]
i have like....2? lol which one?
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User avatar #12 to #11 - xboxkicksyoursox (09/30/2011) [-]
ugh i feel like a dork now that i know a girl has read it lol
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User avatar #13 to #12 - nearluvstoys (09/30/2011) [-]
haha, no worries. i think more like a guy anyways :D
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User avatar #14 to #13 - xboxkicksyoursox (09/30/2011) [-]
cool haha those kinda girls are the...the... beez kneez lol
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User avatar #15 to #14 - nearluvstoys (09/30/2011) [-]
LOLOL beez kneeeeesss <3 thats my favorite expression haha, no one else gets it when i say ittt D:
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User avatar #16 to #15 - xboxkicksyoursox (09/30/2011) [-]
they just dont get your swag lol
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User avatar #17 to #16 - nearluvstoys (09/30/2011) [-]
i just have way to much of it
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User avatar #18 to #17 - xboxkicksyoursox (09/30/2011) [-]
its over 9000 ;)
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User avatar #1 - crazybabies (09/16/2011) [-]
thx, i was checking out your other comics,haven't looked at them all yet but i will,and i must say pretty good...just can't resist the bubblewrap:) were you from? if you don't mind me asking i'd check my mom's room but it's to early in the morning and she'd freak out if i showed up at her house at this hour ;)
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User avatar #2 to #1 - nearluvstoys (09/16/2011) [-]
lol omgg thank youu c: i was like more proud of the bubble wrap comic then i have ever bin of anything else in my life haha
and im from ny C: how about you?
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User avatar #3 to #2 - crazybabies (09/16/2011) [-]
crazy state of kentucky...
 
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