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#26 - grimer and muk pollution = poison, at least they look somewhat…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/17/2014 on I lost track after gen IV -1
#28 - mutzaki (02/18/2014) [-]
They look more like creatures? Because they have eyes and mouths? Klefki has eyes, too, you know. On the other hand, Klefki is a solid, while Grimer and Muk are liquids. See, pretty arbitrary arguments.
I just think your judgement is clouded due to nostalgia goggles. It's very common.
#31 - ncsutroll (02/18/2014) [-]
very possibly since I got used to them when I was young and now i'm just like dafuq is this, like I already said I know there were stupid ones in the first gen as well, (magnemite, muk, voltorb, exeggcute, geodude, and all their evolutions) just now I look and I see duckplants wearing sombreros and washing machines and keychains and lawnmowers and fans and my personal favorite a god damn ice cream cone
User avatar #30 - harkvale (02/18/2014) [-]
Y'know, I don't even hate the keychains that much. It was weird at first but I could see how they could grow on someone. A mischievous kleptomaniacle key thieving fairy, I can deal with that.

The Icecream cone with the face? I just want to punch it. To death. Red thumb me to death or not, that thing is an abomination. Especially when it grows a second god damn head.
User avatar #32 - mutzaki (02/18/2014) [-]
I don't even think about it being an ice cream cone anymore. I hated it at first, and it's still one of the worst Pokémon designs, in my opinion. However, I hate nostalgia fags that think it's this new thing with unimaginative and weird, out of place designs, and that the designers are "running out of ideas."
Pokémon is a lot more consistent in its designs than most people believe.
User avatar #33 - harkvale (02/18/2014) [-]
I don't think they're running out of ideas. If I can list twenty Pokemon whose designs I love for every one I think is stupid, those are damn good odds in my opinion. And I realize that designs like Vanillluxe or whatever that seem terrible to me are specifically in the game because they appeal to other players. But I still reserve the right to poke fun at that one in twenty.
User avatar #36 - mutzaki (02/18/2014) [-]
It's worth to note that a Mr. James Turner was the one who designed Vanillite and its family. The first (and so far only?) westerner to design Pokémon.
#27 - anonymous (02/17/2014) [-]
Like everyone here said, it is based on a legend that fairies steal keys. Also exxegute is nothing but some eggs.
#130 - however as to the content of your comment it is good to see so… 02/17/2014 on Bipartisanship 0
#71 - he said "1 - it isn't important for Earth existe…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/17/2014 on NASA article 0
User avatar #74 - thirdoffive (02/18/2014) [-]
I never said it wasn't important. In fact, it's vital to all life on earth. But mining it isn't going to cause it to spontaneously explode.
#81 - ncsutroll (02/18/2014) [-]
einsty said that. that is what I was referring to. not your comment. i do not care
#24 - oh I never said there weren't dumb ones throughout the whole t…  [+] (9 new replies) 02/17/2014 on I lost track after gen IV 0
User avatar #25 - mutzaki (02/17/2014) [-]
That's one of the many classic genwunner lines.
I suppose they already ran out of ideas back when they made Grimer, Muk and Ditto, huh?
#26 - ncsutroll (02/17/2014) [-]
grimer and muk pollution = poison, at least they look somewhat like creatures, as far as ditto goes what would you prefer something to look like that can shapeshift in to anything? now we have swords and keychains and shit running around, I'm not saying the first were perfect because they weren't, but it just seems now like they're pulling random inanimate objects out of their ass now. I only played through silver and have no dog in this fight, just seeing all the new ones some seem really dumb (personal opinion I feel no need to get in a pissing match)
#28 - mutzaki (02/18/2014) [-]
They look more like creatures? Because they have eyes and mouths? Klefki has eyes, too, you know. On the other hand, Klefki is a solid, while Grimer and Muk are liquids. See, pretty arbitrary arguments.
I just think your judgement is clouded due to nostalgia goggles. It's very common.
#31 - ncsutroll (02/18/2014) [-]
very possibly since I got used to them when I was young and now i'm just like dafuq is this, like I already said I know there were stupid ones in the first gen as well, (magnemite, muk, voltorb, exeggcute, geodude, and all their evolutions) just now I look and I see duckplants wearing sombreros and washing machines and keychains and lawnmowers and fans and my personal favorite a god damn ice cream cone
User avatar #30 - harkvale (02/18/2014) [-]
Y'know, I don't even hate the keychains that much. It was weird at first but I could see how they could grow on someone. A mischievous kleptomaniacle key thieving fairy, I can deal with that.

The Icecream cone with the face? I just want to punch it. To death. Red thumb me to death or not, that thing is an abomination. Especially when it grows a second god damn head.
User avatar #32 - mutzaki (02/18/2014) [-]
I don't even think about it being an ice cream cone anymore. I hated it at first, and it's still one of the worst Pokémon designs, in my opinion. However, I hate nostalgia fags that think it's this new thing with unimaginative and weird, out of place designs, and that the designers are "running out of ideas."
Pokémon is a lot more consistent in its designs than most people believe.
User avatar #33 - harkvale (02/18/2014) [-]
I don't think they're running out of ideas. If I can list twenty Pokemon whose designs I love for every one I think is stupid, those are damn good odds in my opinion. And I realize that designs like Vanillluxe or whatever that seem terrible to me are specifically in the game because they appeal to other players. But I still reserve the right to poke fun at that one in twenty.
User avatar #36 - mutzaki (02/18/2014) [-]
It's worth to note that a Mr. James Turner was the one who designed Vanillite and its family. The first (and so far only?) westerner to design Pokémon.
#27 - anonymous (02/17/2014) [-]
Like everyone here said, it is based on a legend that fairies steal keys. Also exxegute is nothing but some eggs.
#128 - **** tom o'brien in his god damn face. he's the r…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/17/2014 on Bipartisanship 0
User avatar #230 - coloredfolks (02/18/2014) [-]
he is my coach now. literally see him every day
#231 - ncsutroll (02/18/2014) [-]
guess its not really his fault. one of his staff had set me up to be a preferred walkon and when I got there they had brought in somebody else and not told me. so much for my other scholarship offers
User avatar #242 - coloredfolks (02/19/2014) [-]
dang, what position do you play? and it's not like he has done much here at uva lol!

we went 2 and 10 last year
#245 - ncsutroll (02/19/2014) [-]
OT/OG
#12 - wait the ******* keychain is an actual thing?  [+] (12 new replies) 02/17/2014 on I lost track after gen IV 0
#14 - anonymous (02/17/2014) [-]
Based on an old legend claiming that fairies are the reason for keys and such small items for disappearing.
User avatar #13 - mutzaki (02/17/2014) [-]
It's a fairy shaped like a keyring. It enjoys collecting keys.
Meanwhile, had Magnemite come out in gen six, people would rage over it.
#24 - ncsutroll (02/17/2014) [-]
oh I never said there weren't dumb ones throughout the whole thing but when a keychain becomes a fairy they're about out of ideas..
User avatar #25 - mutzaki (02/17/2014) [-]
That's one of the many classic genwunner lines.
I suppose they already ran out of ideas back when they made Grimer, Muk and Ditto, huh?
#26 - ncsutroll (02/17/2014) [-]
grimer and muk pollution = poison, at least they look somewhat like creatures, as far as ditto goes what would you prefer something to look like that can shapeshift in to anything? now we have swords and keychains and shit running around, I'm not saying the first were perfect because they weren't, but it just seems now like they're pulling random inanimate objects out of their ass now. I only played through silver and have no dog in this fight, just seeing all the new ones some seem really dumb (personal opinion I feel no need to get in a pissing match)
#28 - mutzaki (02/18/2014) [-]
They look more like creatures? Because they have eyes and mouths? Klefki has eyes, too, you know. On the other hand, Klefki is a solid, while Grimer and Muk are liquids. See, pretty arbitrary arguments.
I just think your judgement is clouded due to nostalgia goggles. It's very common.
#31 - ncsutroll (02/18/2014) [-]
very possibly since I got used to them when I was young and now i'm just like dafuq is this, like I already said I know there were stupid ones in the first gen as well, (magnemite, muk, voltorb, exeggcute, geodude, and all their evolutions) just now I look and I see duckplants wearing sombreros and washing machines and keychains and lawnmowers and fans and my personal favorite a god damn ice cream cone
User avatar #30 - harkvale (02/18/2014) [-]
Y'know, I don't even hate the keychains that much. It was weird at first but I could see how they could grow on someone. A mischievous kleptomaniacle key thieving fairy, I can deal with that.

The Icecream cone with the face? I just want to punch it. To death. Red thumb me to death or not, that thing is an abomination. Especially when it grows a second god damn head.
User avatar #32 - mutzaki (02/18/2014) [-]
I don't even think about it being an ice cream cone anymore. I hated it at first, and it's still one of the worst Pokémon designs, in my opinion. However, I hate nostalgia fags that think it's this new thing with unimaginative and weird, out of place designs, and that the designers are "running out of ideas."
Pokémon is a lot more consistent in its designs than most people believe.
User avatar #33 - harkvale (02/18/2014) [-]
I don't think they're running out of ideas. If I can list twenty Pokemon whose designs I love for every one I think is stupid, those are damn good odds in my opinion. And I realize that designs like Vanillluxe or whatever that seem terrible to me are specifically in the game because they appeal to other players. But I still reserve the right to poke fun at that one in twenty.
User avatar #36 - mutzaki (02/18/2014) [-]
It's worth to note that a Mr. James Turner was the one who designed Vanillite and its family. The first (and so far only?) westerner to design Pokémon.
#27 - anonymous (02/17/2014) [-]
Like everyone here said, it is based on a legend that fairies steal keys. Also exxegute is nothing but some eggs.
#36 - so tide changes would have no impact on life on earth and it o…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/17/2014 on NASA article 0
User avatar #46 - thirdoffive (02/17/2014) [-]
We've been mining the earth for thousands of years and it hasn't impacted it's orbit around the sun. Do you really think the same would happen to the moon?
#71 - ncsutroll (02/17/2014) [-]
he said

"1 - it isn't important for Earth existence "

I'm pretty sure the moon existing is important. that was what I was referencing.
User avatar #74 - thirdoffive (02/18/2014) [-]
I never said it wasn't important. In fact, it's vital to all life on earth. But mining it isn't going to cause it to spontaneously explode.
#81 - ncsutroll (02/18/2014) [-]
einsty said that. that is what I was referring to. not your comment. i do not care
#24 - AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 02/17/2014 on all of my cringe 0
#32 - he got damn near the entire minority vote... it wasn't a matte…  [+] (9 new replies) 02/17/2014 on Bipartisanship +2
User avatar #155 - hoponthefeelstrain (02/18/2014) [-]
maybe because he's democrat and minorities tend to vote democrat?
#157 - ncsutroll (02/18/2014) [-]
they do.. and I expect there to be an advantage in that direction regardless if the motherfucker was neon green, but the percentages speak for themselves
#50 - coloredfolks (02/17/2014) [-]
thank you. 96% of the black vote and 45 % of the white in 2008 and then 93% of black in 2012 with 71% latino while mitt won the majority of white.

its just sad that people vote on what they see and hear off tv and not who really is going to help the country and adhere to the constitution
#130 - ncsutroll (02/17/2014) [-]
however as to the content of your comment it is good to see some people understand how it works as well
#128 - ncsutroll (02/17/2014) [-]
fuck tom o'brien in his god damn face. he's the reason I didn't play college football.
User avatar #230 - coloredfolks (02/18/2014) [-]
he is my coach now. literally see him every day
#231 - ncsutroll (02/18/2014) [-]
guess its not really his fault. one of his staff had set me up to be a preferred walkon and when I got there they had brought in somebody else and not told me. so much for my other scholarship offers
User avatar #242 - coloredfolks (02/19/2014) [-]
dang, what position do you play? and it's not like he has done much here at uva lol!

we went 2 and 10 last year
#245 - ncsutroll (02/19/2014) [-]
OT/OG
#23 - works for me 02/17/2014 on LT. bitch 0
#1 - Good to see young people making an investment in their future.… 02/15/2014 on Satan Jr 0
#11 - my buddy's girlfriends birthday is the 12th and their annivers… 02/15/2014 on Poor guys on vd +1
#208 - what the unholy **** 02/15/2014 on Meanwhile on Tumblr +2
#39 - I'm assuming you're a woman and not the one spending the money 02/14/2014 on Valentines 0
#66 - i have the pet laser.. it is pretty entertaining 02/14/2014 on Cool Stuff Comp 5 0
#5 - >this has been a long time coming >dated a little ov… 02/13/2014 on So much cringe +3
#2 - same.. lol 02/13/2014 on Worlds longest comp 0
#74 - guess my wording on that last comment sucked. I guess at the e… 02/12/2014 on white pride month 0
#73 - not saying that YOUR parents are **** saying that… 02/12/2014 on white pride month 0
#70 - I'm arguing that there is opportunity for equality in america,… 02/12/2014 on white pride month 0
#3 - how bout no scott 02/12/2014 on Gross single toad +1
#29 - "It's because the system is set up so that we grow up thi…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/12/2014 on white pride month 0
User avatar #71 - Mickeyboi (02/12/2014) [-]
Let's get some things straight since you seem so very fond of speaking about things you know nothing about. I know both of my parents, they love me and I love them and they taught me to think myself and how to be man. They both have decent jobs and made sure that I went to college, so they're far from shit parents. Some people weren't as fortunate though I have been stating facts about history and the present and you still can't see it for what it is, the truth. I you want me to enlighten you then I shall, no need to get sand in your vagina, I'm just stating facts about history and society. Knowing about the how the system works and was set up is not an attitude, it's a state of enlightenment. I'm not saying some blacks don't make ignorant decisions, everyone makes shit decisions, but it's when the world looks at you and shuns you for being ignorant instead pointing you in the right direction is when the problems start. If you don't see the "system" as a construct used to keep certain people within their social classes then you're just as blind and ignorant as those you call niggers. You think we make this shit up? Do the research, learn history, because until you know the whole story, you won't understand what I'm telling you. I've studied history, and some things don't change. We do buy useless garbage, but who do you think profits from it all? We were tricked into thinking that anything black is worthless and everything else is the pinnacle of status. Such as Lamborghini, Louis V, Tiffany's, etc..hell we don't even own BET, its owned by Viacom. Black people don't own shit, all the corporations started years ago when we had no resources are still profiting from our ignorance. That's because money is the same color no matter who spends it. Everyone keeps mentioning welfare and all but fail to realize that the highest rate of welfare use is by single white females. Just do some research if you want to see. Or just ask me, don't just assume.
#74 - ncsutroll (02/12/2014) [-]
guess my wording on that last comment sucked. I guess at the end of the day what I'm trying to say is that if you don't just go with what you're told there's always an opportunity to improve yourself and get out of that situation, obviously you have, with a good support system and an education, and so many people don't have the support and instead of finding a way to improve themselves they just go to shit. at least on some level that is a personal choice, because no matter how hard it may be there is always a way to make it better if you can prove to people that you WANT to make it better
#73 - ncsutroll (02/12/2014) [-]
not saying that YOUR parents are shit saying that that is the majority of people in that situations. I'd never tell somebody that regardless of their situation
#26 - "just so you know racism in america is a strongly held be… 02/12/2014 on white pride month 0
#39 - intradesting.. 02/12/2014 on If it has eyes, it fights 0
#25 - The attitude that you won't move because of other people's att…  [+] (11 new replies) 02/12/2014 on white pride month -2
User avatar #45 - dvdstvns (02/12/2014) [-]
You went from arguing that blacks are now equal in America, to acknowledging that they aren't but that's their own fault, to saying that someone not wanting to leave their home is at fault if somebody murders them.
Really? Will there ever come a day where you think the fault lies on somebody other than the black people in America? Or are you just so supportive of the white man you blind yourself to anything contrary?
#70 - ncsutroll (02/12/2014) [-]
I'm arguing that there is opportunity for equality in america, there's a lot of shitheaded white people and a lot of shitheaded black people, when you mix the two it doesn't usually turn out well. If you immerse yourself in shit, you're going to be shit. no country in the world has equality in every race in every city and town. I don't care if you're black, hispanic, white, middle eastern, asian, or anything else, if you truly think that there will ever be true equality in all corners of the world you've lost your fucking mind
User avatar #56 - produx (02/12/2014) [-]
Christ Alive what happened here!?
User avatar #68 - dvdstvns (02/12/2014) [-]
Content must have made it to front page, so the comment section got a lot of attention
User avatar #69 - produx (02/12/2014) [-]
Oh god.
User avatar #27 - Mickeyboi (02/12/2014) [-]
Just living here and growing up here are two different things. This is my home. No matter where I go, or how educated I become, it doesn't mean I'm not going to be treated or seen as a nigger. Anywhere. Every black person knows this, that's why there has to be so much black pride among our non ignorant individuals. It's not because we're trying to take advantage, its because everyone else will try to deny our struggle as non-existent, when in reality there is one, it never went away. The civil rights movement isn't over, it didn't end with the last generation, people were just given a false sense of equality in order to bring the movement to a stop, and it's almost working. Now everyone see's any black activist as an over exaggerating, whiny pest of a fool, when they're really the wisest to see beyond the veil put over our eyes. We are still the modern slaves, still wearing the chains around our necks and wrists, only this time we're tricked into buying them and putting diamonds on them instead of feeding the hungry. Ever wonder why black spend so much money on expensive clothing and jewelry and still need the government's assistance just to feed their family? It's because the system is set up so that we grow up thinking that we're going to die in poverty no matter what you do. When it's all around you, what else can you possibly expect? So we feel the need to spend our wealth on things that make us feel a speck of importance in a world you're going to die anyway and no one will even care. So you might as well live hedonistically, right? Low self esteem can be a poison that starts a vicious cycle. It's all a part of the plan. We see a black guy being shot on the news and don't even bat and eye. We've been fooled into killing ourselves, we're soldiers with warrior spirits but were never told what to fight for by our fathers so we fight ourselves. I and others like me, can enlighten you all about this kind of stuff if you like. But no ever bothers to ask.
#42 - anonymous (02/12/2014) [-]
everyone is fighting a hard battle, white or black. and true ignorance is to assume that the people you're dehumanising with your hatred aren't suffering with you. I know how it is to feel less than human, there can't be a worse feeling on this earth for a human, but if you keep on stressing that there's a difference with 'black pride months' then there always will be.
#29 - ncsutroll (02/12/2014) [-]
"It's because the system is set up so that we grow up thinking that we're going to die in poverty no matter what you do. When it's all around you, what else can you possibly expect?"

Ah yes... the system... If you're growing up with that attitude, you have shit parents, or more commonly they aren't around, which is one of the biggest problems in the black community.. Even if they're in a bad position there are so many people out there that just should not be reproducing. When you're surrounding by negativity you have two choices, break the mold or go down with the rest of them. When Shaniqua is raising 8 kids by herself that has nothing to do with a "system" that has to deal with a selfish fuck making horrible decisions that not only ruin their own life but the lives of many more kids.

"We are still the modern slaves"

This ones my favorite... that's some costly damn slavery! Welfare fraud, food stamps, prison costs, court costs, shitheads buy worthless garbage they can't afford because they know the government is going to spoon feed them their welfare checks and food stamps. Complacency born of ignorance and stupidity. Why go be a hard worker and get an education when you can smoke crack and take from the people who actually are trying?
User avatar #71 - Mickeyboi (02/12/2014) [-]
Let's get some things straight since you seem so very fond of speaking about things you know nothing about. I know both of my parents, they love me and I love them and they taught me to think myself and how to be man. They both have decent jobs and made sure that I went to college, so they're far from shit parents. Some people weren't as fortunate though I have been stating facts about history and the present and you still can't see it for what it is, the truth. I you want me to enlighten you then I shall, no need to get sand in your vagina, I'm just stating facts about history and society. Knowing about the how the system works and was set up is not an attitude, it's a state of enlightenment. I'm not saying some blacks don't make ignorant decisions, everyone makes shit decisions, but it's when the world looks at you and shuns you for being ignorant instead pointing you in the right direction is when the problems start. If you don't see the "system" as a construct used to keep certain people within their social classes then you're just as blind and ignorant as those you call niggers. You think we make this shit up? Do the research, learn history, because until you know the whole story, you won't understand what I'm telling you. I've studied history, and some things don't change. We do buy useless garbage, but who do you think profits from it all? We were tricked into thinking that anything black is worthless and everything else is the pinnacle of status. Such as Lamborghini, Louis V, Tiffany's, etc..hell we don't even own BET, its owned by Viacom. Black people don't own shit, all the corporations started years ago when we had no resources are still profiting from our ignorance. That's because money is the same color no matter who spends it. Everyone keeps mentioning welfare and all but fail to realize that the highest rate of welfare use is by single white females. Just do some research if you want to see. Or just ask me, don't just assume.
#74 - ncsutroll (02/12/2014) [-]
guess my wording on that last comment sucked. I guess at the end of the day what I'm trying to say is that if you don't just go with what you're told there's always an opportunity to improve yourself and get out of that situation, obviously you have, with a good support system and an education, and so many people don't have the support and instead of finding a way to improve themselves they just go to shit. at least on some level that is a personal choice, because no matter how hard it may be there is always a way to make it better if you can prove to people that you WANT to make it better
#73 - ncsutroll (02/12/2014) [-]
not saying that YOUR parents are shit saying that that is the majority of people in that situations. I'd never tell somebody that regardless of their situation
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