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#94 - >not already owning an Xbox One  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2014 on Annual fight to the death. -3
User avatar #96 - konysugandanbitch (06/11/2014) [-]
The only reason I will ever buy an Xbox One is for the Xbox exclusive games, such as Halo.
#960948 - It's honestly not, it's definitely not big enough to end E3 wi… 06/10/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#960936 - Uncharted 4 isn't that big of a deal, I was frankly insulted t…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/10/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #960943 - epicsauciness (06/10/2014) [-]
One of Sony's flagship franchises isn't that big of a deal, you're correct. I'm done talking
User avatar #960948 - nathanbiggs (06/10/2014) [-]
It's honestly not, it's definitely not big enough to end E3 with. But considering Sony felt the need to spent upwards of 30 minutes on TV, Movies, and Fucking Youtube of all things, it's not surprising.
#960930 - How? Sony dropped the ball hard. Nintendo got second basical…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/10/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #960933 - epicsauciness (06/10/2014) [-]
Dropped the ball by announcing Uncharted 4 and tons of other exclusives and games?
User avatar #960936 - nathanbiggs (06/10/2014) [-]
Uncharted 4 isn't that big of a deal, I was frankly insulted they thought that was a conference ender. Any other exclusives they announced were either indie shit or 2015, aside from LBP3. I was disappointed in the fact that most exclusives for the PS4 were coming out in 2015, you would think that Sony would know better.
User avatar #960943 - epicsauciness (06/10/2014) [-]
One of Sony's flagship franchises isn't that big of a deal, you're correct. I'm done talking
User avatar #960948 - nathanbiggs (06/10/2014) [-]
It's honestly not, it's definitely not big enough to end E3 with. But considering Sony felt the need to spent upwards of 30 minutes on TV, Movies, and Fucking Youtube of all things, it's not surprising.
#960925 - Nope, it was Sony's turn this year to **** things up 06/10/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#960920 - Yes, I would put Microsoft on top, Nintendo right below them, …  [+] (6 new replies) 06/10/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #960927 - epicsauciness (06/10/2014) [-]
that's.... kind of disgusting. But I won't delve into it with you, you're entitled to your own opinion
User avatar #960930 - nathanbiggs (06/10/2014) [-]
How? Sony dropped the ball hard. Nintendo got second basically just by showing up this year.
User avatar #960933 - epicsauciness (06/10/2014) [-]
Dropped the ball by announcing Uncharted 4 and tons of other exclusives and games?
User avatar #960936 - nathanbiggs (06/10/2014) [-]
Uncharted 4 isn't that big of a deal, I was frankly insulted they thought that was a conference ender. Any other exclusives they announced were either indie shit or 2015, aside from LBP3. I was disappointed in the fact that most exclusives for the PS4 were coming out in 2015, you would think that Sony would know better.
User avatar #960943 - epicsauciness (06/10/2014) [-]
One of Sony's flagship franchises isn't that big of a deal, you're correct. I'm done talking
User avatar #960948 - nathanbiggs (06/10/2014) [-]
It's honestly not, it's definitely not big enough to end E3 with. But considering Sony felt the need to spent upwards of 30 minutes on TV, Movies, and Fucking Youtube of all things, it's not surprising.
#960911 - They did, I agree  [+] (12 new replies) 06/10/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #960916 - awesomanium (06/10/2014) [-]
I actually don't know
I haven't been watching it
I just assumed Microsoft would fuck something up
User avatar #960929 - epicsauciness (06/10/2014) [-]
Microsoft's conference was basically Halo and COD. Sony actually announced a shitload of games, but their latter half seemed to dragon on for a while
User avatar #961003 - awesomanium (06/10/2014) [-]
Reading through the conference summary, there seems to be a lot more than just Halo and CoD. The only thing I'm interested in from the Sony one would be the new From Software game. Also they seemed to talk about TV and movies for too long, yet I don't see anyone complaining despite the amount of hate Microsoft got when they did a similar thing.
I feel like the Xbox One is always going to be below now because of bandwagoners, no matter how good it gets.
User avatar #960925 - nathanbiggs (06/10/2014) [-]
Nope, it was Sony's turn this year to fuck things up
User avatar #960915 - epicsauciness (06/10/2014) [-]
are you guys serious
User avatar #960920 - nathanbiggs (06/10/2014) [-]
Yes, I would put Microsoft on top, Nintendo right below them, and Sony at the bottom.
User avatar #960927 - epicsauciness (06/10/2014) [-]
that's.... kind of disgusting. But I won't delve into it with you, you're entitled to your own opinion
User avatar #960930 - nathanbiggs (06/10/2014) [-]
How? Sony dropped the ball hard. Nintendo got second basically just by showing up this year.
User avatar #960933 - epicsauciness (06/10/2014) [-]
Dropped the ball by announcing Uncharted 4 and tons of other exclusives and games?
User avatar #960936 - nathanbiggs (06/10/2014) [-]
Uncharted 4 isn't that big of a deal, I was frankly insulted they thought that was a conference ender. Any other exclusives they announced were either indie shit or 2015, aside from LBP3. I was disappointed in the fact that most exclusives for the PS4 were coming out in 2015, you would think that Sony would know better.
User avatar #960943 - epicsauciness (06/10/2014) [-]
One of Sony's flagship franchises isn't that big of a deal, you're correct. I'm done talking
User avatar #960948 - nathanbiggs (06/10/2014) [-]
It's honestly not, it's definitely not big enough to end E3 with. But considering Sony felt the need to spent upwards of 30 minutes on TV, Movies, and Fucking Youtube of all things, it's not surprising.
#960905 - >there are people who actually believe Sony won E3.  [+] (14 new replies) 06/10/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +2
User avatar #960909 - awesomanium (06/10/2014) [-]
Yeah Microsoft totally won
User avatar #960911 - nathanbiggs (06/10/2014) [-]
They did, I agree
User avatar #960916 - awesomanium (06/10/2014) [-]
I actually don't know
I haven't been watching it
I just assumed Microsoft would fuck something up
User avatar #960929 - epicsauciness (06/10/2014) [-]
Microsoft's conference was basically Halo and COD. Sony actually announced a shitload of games, but their latter half seemed to dragon on for a while
User avatar #961003 - awesomanium (06/10/2014) [-]
Reading through the conference summary, there seems to be a lot more than just Halo and CoD. The only thing I'm interested in from the Sony one would be the new From Software game. Also they seemed to talk about TV and movies for too long, yet I don't see anyone complaining despite the amount of hate Microsoft got when they did a similar thing.
I feel like the Xbox One is always going to be below now because of bandwagoners, no matter how good it gets.
User avatar #960925 - nathanbiggs (06/10/2014) [-]
Nope, it was Sony's turn this year to fuck things up
User avatar #960915 - epicsauciness (06/10/2014) [-]
are you guys serious
User avatar #960920 - nathanbiggs (06/10/2014) [-]
Yes, I would put Microsoft on top, Nintendo right below them, and Sony at the bottom.
User avatar #960927 - epicsauciness (06/10/2014) [-]
that's.... kind of disgusting. But I won't delve into it with you, you're entitled to your own opinion
User avatar #960930 - nathanbiggs (06/10/2014) [-]
How? Sony dropped the ball hard. Nintendo got second basically just by showing up this year.
User avatar #960933 - epicsauciness (06/10/2014) [-]
Dropped the ball by announcing Uncharted 4 and tons of other exclusives and games?
User avatar #960936 - nathanbiggs (06/10/2014) [-]
Uncharted 4 isn't that big of a deal, I was frankly insulted they thought that was a conference ender. Any other exclusives they announced were either indie shit or 2015, aside from LBP3. I was disappointed in the fact that most exclusives for the PS4 were coming out in 2015, you would think that Sony would know better.
User avatar #960943 - epicsauciness (06/10/2014) [-]
One of Sony's flagship franchises isn't that big of a deal, you're correct. I'm done talking
User avatar #960948 - nathanbiggs (06/10/2014) [-]
It's honestly not, it's definitely not big enough to end E3 with. But considering Sony felt the need to spent upwards of 30 minutes on TV, Movies, and Fucking Youtube of all things, it's not surprising.
#959423 - Doesn't change the fact that you gave it a lower score. You s…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #959451 - lorddarkskull (06/10/2014) [-]
As it's my opinions. Salty as hell about that, that was an EA tier move right there.
#959388 - >Sony conference >better than the Microsoft Conferen…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/10/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #959413 - lorddarkskull (06/10/2014) [-]
If you read what I said, I said microsoft's was probably best of the day, I'm just salty as hell about them pissing on rare's grave and calling it humor
User avatar #959423 - nathanbiggs (06/10/2014) [-]
Doesn't change the fact that you gave it a lower score. You should have scored it higher than Sony's if you really thought it was better
User avatar #959451 - lorddarkskull (06/10/2014) [-]
As it's my opinions. Salty as hell about that, that was an EA tier move right there.
#959277 - What was it? I forgot to mention LBP3, which is coming in 201…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #959463 - thedudeistheman (06/10/2014) [-]
It was LBP3.
#959227 - God damn Sony dropped the ball this year. An exclusive for 20…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/10/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #959232 - thedudeistheman (06/10/2014) [-]
They did announce an exclusive for this year.
User avatar #959277 - nathanbiggs (06/10/2014) [-]
What was it? I forgot to mention LBP3, which is coming in 2014. Almost literally everything else aside from random indie shit is 2015.
User avatar #959463 - thedudeistheman (06/10/2014) [-]
It was LBP3.
#952327 - DMC1 was barebones, the genre was still in its infancy. It wa…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #952334 - adunsaveme (06/08/2014) [-]
Ever wonder if it's possible to have a conversation of this ilk without opinions?
Not intended to be douchey, by the way. I was genuinely curious about this thought.

What actually decides if something is good or not?
#952292 - It was essentially Heavenly Sword with an awful edgy DMC skin.…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/08/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #952296 - adunsaveme (06/08/2014) [-]
>like dmc 3 or 4

so were the first two not solid DMC experiences either?
User avatar #952327 - nathanbiggs (06/08/2014) [-]
DMC1 was barebones, the genre was still in its infancy. It was a solid experience for the time it came out. DMC2 was a fuck-up on the level of the DMC reboot. DMC3 and DMC4 really set the standard for the Devil May Cry series, the reboot did not live up to those standards. The sales showed that, and the fan outcry showed that. I'm hoping that Capcom has learned from their recent missteps and will get Itsuno and his team to make DMC5, instead of randomly choosing some third party dev like they did with Ninja Theory.
User avatar #952334 - adunsaveme (06/08/2014) [-]
Ever wonder if it's possible to have a conversation of this ilk without opinions?
Not intended to be douchey, by the way. I was genuinely curious about this thought.

What actually decides if something is good or not?
#952280 - It was a ****** , Ninja Theory managed to …  [+] (5 new replies) 06/08/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #952286 - adunsaveme (06/08/2014) [-]
But it's still a fun game, and it's still a solid DMC game.
#952292 - nathanbiggs (06/08/2014) [-]
It was essentially Heavenly Sword with an awful edgy DMC skin. It was far from a solid DMC experience like DMC3 or DMC4.
User avatar #952296 - adunsaveme (06/08/2014) [-]
>like dmc 3 or 4

so were the first two not solid DMC experiences either?
User avatar #952327 - nathanbiggs (06/08/2014) [-]
DMC1 was barebones, the genre was still in its infancy. It was a solid experience for the time it came out. DMC2 was a fuck-up on the level of the DMC reboot. DMC3 and DMC4 really set the standard for the Devil May Cry series, the reboot did not live up to those standards. The sales showed that, and the fan outcry showed that. I'm hoping that Capcom has learned from their recent missteps and will get Itsuno and his team to make DMC5, instead of randomly choosing some third party dev like they did with Ninja Theory.
User avatar #952334 - adunsaveme (06/08/2014) [-]
Ever wonder if it's possible to have a conversation of this ilk without opinions?
Not intended to be douchey, by the way. I was genuinely curious about this thought.

What actually decides if something is good or not?
#951950 - Capcom **** the bed when it comes to the Devil Ma…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/08/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #952007 - adunsaveme (06/08/2014) [-]
"I don't like this game so it's automatically a fuckup"

also remember smilies
#952280 - nathanbiggs (06/08/2014) [-]
It was a fuckup, Ninja Theory managed to fuck up most of what made Devil May Cry so good. Especially in comparison to DMC4.
User avatar #952286 - adunsaveme (06/08/2014) [-]
But it's still a fun game, and it's still a solid DMC game.
#952292 - nathanbiggs (06/08/2014) [-]
It was essentially Heavenly Sword with an awful edgy DMC skin. It was far from a solid DMC experience like DMC3 or DMC4.
User avatar #952296 - adunsaveme (06/08/2014) [-]
>like dmc 3 or 4

so were the first two not solid DMC experiences either?
User avatar #952327 - nathanbiggs (06/08/2014) [-]
DMC1 was barebones, the genre was still in its infancy. It was a solid experience for the time it came out. DMC2 was a fuck-up on the level of the DMC reboot. DMC3 and DMC4 really set the standard for the Devil May Cry series, the reboot did not live up to those standards. The sales showed that, and the fan outcry showed that. I'm hoping that Capcom has learned from their recent missteps and will get Itsuno and his team to make DMC5, instead of randomly choosing some third party dev like they did with Ninja Theory.
User avatar #952334 - adunsaveme (06/08/2014) [-]
Ever wonder if it's possible to have a conversation of this ilk without opinions?
Not intended to be douchey, by the way. I was genuinely curious about this thought.

What actually decides if something is good or not?
#37 - Maybe at the very, very core of it all. But with everything e…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2014 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #41 - DrPeppir (06/08/2014) [-]
Too many games are fast-paced now (Call of Duty). Halo had a unique feeling because of the size of the maps and the slower-paced gameplay. It gave you more time to plan what you were doing instead of running 6 feet in either direction seeing who can fire a gun faster.
#20 - Hopefully a discussion about how **** Halo 4 is.  [+] (13 new replies) 06/08/2014 on (untitled) +4
#50 - fargfive (06/08/2014) [-]
You're a man after my own heart. Keep fighting the good fight. I just pretend the game doesn't exist and Halo ended like it started, in a cryotube.
I hate 343i with all my heart.
User avatar #53 - thelastelephant (06/08/2014) [-]
I hesitate to call out 343i honestly. Do I think they handled Halo 4 well? No. If we were to ever have a Halo animated film, they'd be the first ones I'd call. The game and cutscenes look absolutely gorgeous, but giving us three types of enemies is plain lazy.
#56 - fargfive (06/08/2014) [-]
I suppose I don't hate all of them, just their story department and whoever was in charge of the gameplay, art design and armor design, which to be fair is probably a large portion of the dev team. I'll admit it was pretty, but just about everything they could have conceivably screwed up, they screwed up royally.

The cherry on top of their shitty pie was the Mantis. I've seen a lot of horrible mech designs, but the Mantis was probably the worst I've ever seen. There's not a single thing about the design that doesn't look horribly out of place and hideously ugly. And to make it even worse, there was already a much better design for a mech in Halo Legends. And don't even get me started on the armors.
The cutscenes may have been pretty, but the story was horrible and whoever was in charge of the art department should be taken out back and shot.
User avatar #58 - thelastelephant (06/08/2014) [-]
Oh, I agree completely. I just wanted my ODST armor, but no. The Oceanic set doesn't even make any sense, and that Legendary Console Edition helmet or whatever the fuck it was looked dumb as all hell with that giant-ass spike sticking out of it.

The only reason I still have my copy of Halo 4 is because I got it autographed by Jennifer Hale. At least now it'll have some resale value in ten years.
#25 - anonymous (06/08/2014) [-]
I'd say you make a better case talking about how shit Spartan IVs are.

They act like a bunch of immature douchebags just BARELY more tolerable than the drugged up frat boys of Haze. And these are all volunteer adults...

Spartan Is (like Johnson) were badass, Spartan IIs undeniably all badass, and even Spartan IIIs were pretty kickass considering how disadvantaged they were and that they were created to just be disposable soldiers. These guys? Embarrassment.

But yeah I agree with you that Halo 4 is shit. Enemies weren't fun to play and it failed to create that new world experience. Fighting more of the old baddies for half the game didn't help with this. They also did a terrible job explaining who the Didact/Librarian were and what was going on, expecting everyone to either read the books or get all the info from all the terminals.

And don't get me started on how they ruined MP by making it even MORE like COD
#119 - anonymous (06/08/2014) [-]
I agree. I was an enormous Halo fan for years. Besides the visuals feeling significantly outdated, Halo 4 just didn't feel like Halo. I didn't have too much of a problem with the storyline, though, as much as the online. I hated the class system, trying too hard to copy CoD. That is not what Halo is about. Halo always started you off with default weapons.

< For me, this was and shall always be the best Halo game.
#75 - megayoming (06/08/2014) [-]
Spartan4=New marines

Spartan3=Spartans

Spartan2=Spartan Veteran

This is the new food chain Fuck me
#52 - thelastelephant (06/08/2014) [-]
The only fun I've had with Halo 4 is hiding around corners with the cloak and backstabbing players. Every else about Halo 4 doesn't feel like Halo.

Two words: Bullet stun. What the actual fuck.
User avatar #51 - burdenedsoul (06/08/2014) [-]
actually John is a Spartan 2. Noble Team are Spartan 3s, except for Jorge who is a SP2

and yes 4 was total shit, the only thing i liked about it was the built in sprinting in the controls, because it made more sense that motherfucking SPARTANS, the most badass soldiers in human history, could actually sprint
User avatar #57 - fargfive (06/08/2014) [-]
He's talking about Sergeant Johnson. He was part of the ORION program that created the Spartan I's.
#36 - ashadowguy (06/08/2014) [-]
marry me
#21 - gothpride (06/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #24 - tacotrainone (06/08/2014) [-]
but....i actually liked halo 4
#951757 - The PS4 is honestly worse than the Xbone at this point 06/08/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#17 - >wanting to play the pile of **** that is Halo 4  [+] (30 new replies) 06/08/2014 on (untitled) +37
User avatar #82 - dinonator (06/08/2014) [-]
whodafuq is sam
User avatar #106 - jntcoolman (06/08/2014) [-]
To correct myself, Kelly did not die.
User avatar #104 - jntcoolman (06/08/2014) [-]
In the Halo book series, Sam was a very strong ,enough for John to say he was stronger than him, and good spartan and John (Master Cheif) was great friends with him and another spartan named Kelly, which Kelly and Sam both served alongside with John. Kelly and Sam both sacrificed themselves in different ways to further success of keeping the Covenant from finding Earth and also, well this is obvious, to further the success of the military's cause of killing the covenants to protect the human race. If my memory serves me right (I havent read the books in a long time) Sam died from having to remote detonate a, I think, missile or some type of major explosive to destroy a covenant frigate in a massive space battle that the humans were obviously loosing at the time. He did this because he was shot with a plasma bolt and was wounded majorly, this was before they had shield and before Halo Reach and was I think the first covenant battle that started the great human vs covenant war, and so he sacrificed himself to detonate the explosive. Sam in the books is regarded as a very important spartan and he was the first spartan to die, and when I say first I mean first he was the first ever spartan to die in combat. I suggest strongly that you read the series, its a very well written series too.
User avatar #137 - dinonator (06/08/2014) [-]
wat
#76 - brothergrimm (06/08/2014) [-]
why the fuck would you bring up Sam dude? i'm not currently psychologically stable enough to handle that
#74 - megayoming (06/08/2014) [-]
Even Halsy hates the spartan4s

They are just lucky fuckers who got suits of armor if you pined a spartan 2 or 3 fire team agents a platoon of spartan4s the spartans 2@3 would kill them with little hesitation

if i was John i would be livid that they replaced me with Greenhorns itching for a fight Not that i was replaced but what i was replaced with

Fuckers are not even worth it and there are only 300ish spartan3s and 5-8 spartan2s
and they would still fuck the spartan4 mass production when did quality become quantity "400 spartan4s = 1 spartan3" "10 spartan3s = 1 spartan2" 400x10=40k spartan4s might get a spartan 2 dirty

and read the books they litteraly want to rearm all ground forces with power armor Not even going to call it by its actual name suits are being mass produced with no end

10k spartan4 suits in production wtf is this
User avatar #134 - commontroll (06/08/2014) [-]
Well, to be fair, giving the ODST power armor/MJOLNIR armor is a pretty good idea since it helps keep them alive longer. So it makes sense for the UNSC to do it, but it doesn't make sense for 343 to make that happen, as the UNSC just finished the worst war in human history (other than the Human-Forerunner-Flood war, maybe) and yet they have the resources to build super carriers and mass produce MJOLNIR suits and fight the remnants of the covies. I think it would be wiser to work on rebuilding colonies like Reach and (New?) Harvest and such. And maybe going some time without trying to fight the Covenant would be wise, and instead working with the Sanghelli to rebuild both of their societies and help their new allies learn how to do the things the Prophets made them ignore.
#136 - megayoming (06/08/2014) [-]
I just get figgity to the thought that you would give people 35Trillion dollar suits For cannon fodder ODST Hotshots Who think Spartans are fucking shit but use the armor any way without augmentations

No srsly you make a suit that is now limmited by pain like a normal persons skin Wasnt the point of the armor to Run 40mph and Jump 9 feet strait up and bench lift a metric ton But to keep the armor from killing the ODSTspertan they need to limit suits power so a Spartan2@3 can still fuck them up

Spartan code:Your going to bleed to death before your bones break

Its like giving 1 grunt a Scarab
Its completely Unnecessary and a waste of good Hardware
User avatar #138 - commontroll (06/08/2014) [-]
Except ODST aren't just regular troopers. They're as badass if not more than Para Rescue or Navy SEAL or Rangers.

So they're not "just soldiers." They're very good, but they're not superhuman like Spartan 2s and even 3s. But, I agree that they need to be augmented first. I say that it's just better to have a program where the SPARTAN 4's children will be put into the SPARTAN program and raised in it, if they wash out they can still be great soldiers or even other fields of work, and if they don't then they're like SPARTAN 2's in the fact that they were raised to be soldiers.
User avatar #44 - commontroll (06/08/2014) [-]
You know what bothered me most though? Of course you don't, you're not Asian. How fucking stupid they made the armors. Reach had a great design to them, the armors looked realistic enough for power armor with energy shields, didn't have weird scale textures and bulbous looks to the glass, and the Halo 4 ones are just plain ugly for the most part. There were maybe two armors I didn't like in Reach, but most of them I loved, but my EOD helmet with the uplink that got rid of the little bars at the base of it, those were my favorite.

I also felt like Halo 4 took several steps back from the other games, and that really bothered me. Less customization, less campaign, easier campaign (beat it with almost no trouble on Legendary, first try, as opposed to Long Night of Solace on Legendary... good God that part where you enter the ship...) and a push x to win ending.
#40 - DrPeppir (06/08/2014) [-]
TFW Sam died because shields weren't invented and he got hit by a plasma pistol.
User avatar #34 - Blargosnarf (06/08/2014) [-]
Story wise, yes. Gameplay it's actually quite nice.
User avatar #37 - nathanbiggs (06/08/2014) [-]
Maybe at the very, very core of it all. But with everything else that 343i felt the need to add on, the gameplay becomes noticeably less fun.
User avatar #41 - DrPeppir (06/08/2014) [-]
Too many games are fast-paced now (Call of Duty). Halo had a unique feeling because of the size of the maps and the slower-paced gameplay. It gave you more time to plan what you were doing instead of running 6 feet in either direction seeing who can fire a gun faster.
#19 - gothpride (06/08/2014) [-]
You don't know what you've started.
#22 - ohpee (06/08/2014) [-]
**ohpee rolled image** Now I want to know what he started.
#20 - nathanbiggs (06/08/2014) [-]
Hopefully a discussion about how shit Halo 4 is.
#50 - fargfive (06/08/2014) [-]
You're a man after my own heart. Keep fighting the good fight. I just pretend the game doesn't exist and Halo ended like it started, in a cryotube.
I hate 343i with all my heart.
User avatar #53 - thelastelephant (06/08/2014) [-]
I hesitate to call out 343i honestly. Do I think they handled Halo 4 well? No. If we were to ever have a Halo animated film, they'd be the first ones I'd call. The game and cutscenes look absolutely gorgeous, but giving us three types of enemies is plain lazy.
#56 - fargfive (06/08/2014) [-]
I suppose I don't hate all of them, just their story department and whoever was in charge of the gameplay, art design and armor design, which to be fair is probably a large portion of the dev team. I'll admit it was pretty, but just about everything they could have conceivably screwed up, they screwed up royally.

The cherry on top of their shitty pie was the Mantis. I've seen a lot of horrible mech designs, but the Mantis was probably the worst I've ever seen. There's not a single thing about the design that doesn't look horribly out of place and hideously ugly. And to make it even worse, there was already a much better design for a mech in Halo Legends. And don't even get me started on the armors.
The cutscenes may have been pretty, but the story was horrible and whoever was in charge of the art department should be taken out back and shot.
User avatar #58 - thelastelephant (06/08/2014) [-]
Oh, I agree completely. I just wanted my ODST armor, but no. The Oceanic set doesn't even make any sense, and that Legendary Console Edition helmet or whatever the fuck it was looked dumb as all hell with that giant-ass spike sticking out of it.

The only reason I still have my copy of Halo 4 is because I got it autographed by Jennifer Hale. At least now it'll have some resale value in ten years.
#25 - anonymous (06/08/2014) [-]
I'd say you make a better case talking about how shit Spartan IVs are.

They act like a bunch of immature douchebags just BARELY more tolerable than the drugged up frat boys of Haze. And these are all volunteer adults...

Spartan Is (like Johnson) were badass, Spartan IIs undeniably all badass, and even Spartan IIIs were pretty kickass considering how disadvantaged they were and that they were created to just be disposable soldiers. These guys? Embarrassment.

But yeah I agree with you that Halo 4 is shit. Enemies weren't fun to play and it failed to create that new world experience. Fighting more of the old baddies for half the game didn't help with this. They also did a terrible job explaining who the Didact/Librarian were and what was going on, expecting everyone to either read the books or get all the info from all the terminals.

And don't get me started on how they ruined MP by making it even MORE like COD
#119 - anonymous (06/08/2014) [-]
I agree. I was an enormous Halo fan for years. Besides the visuals feeling significantly outdated, Halo 4 just didn't feel like Halo. I didn't have too much of a problem with the storyline, though, as much as the online. I hated the class system, trying too hard to copy CoD. That is not what Halo is about. Halo always started you off with default weapons.

< For me, this was and shall always be the best Halo game.
#75 - megayoming (06/08/2014) [-]
Spartan4=New marines

Spartan3=Spartans

Spartan2=Spartan Veteran

This is the new food chain Fuck me
#52 - thelastelephant (06/08/2014) [-]
The only fun I've had with Halo 4 is hiding around corners with the cloak and backstabbing players. Every else about Halo 4 doesn't feel like Halo.

Two words: Bullet stun. What the actual fuck.
User avatar #51 - burdenedsoul (06/08/2014) [-]
actually John is a Spartan 2. Noble Team are Spartan 3s, except for Jorge who is a SP2

and yes 4 was total shit, the only thing i liked about it was the built in sprinting in the controls, because it made more sense that motherfucking SPARTANS, the most badass soldiers in human history, could actually sprint
User avatar #57 - fargfive (06/08/2014) [-]
He's talking about Sergeant Johnson. He was part of the ORION program that created the Spartan I's.
#36 - ashadowguy (06/08/2014) [-]
marry me
#21 - gothpride (06/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #24 - tacotrainone (06/08/2014) [-]
but....i actually liked halo 4
#874 - Everything in that game is over exaggerated, not just the fema…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2014 on Strong Female Characters 0
User avatar #881 - emyris (06/11/2014) [-]
But it gives unrealistic ideals for both genders. I once saw a concept art piece for the sorceress, and it was beautiful and sweet and cute. No big tits that could crush a man's skull. I imagine a lot of the concept art for all the characters was way more realistic in regards to what is humanly possible in the real world. However, sex sells and so everyone ended up getting super jacked and got plastic surgery.
#78 - Very. 06/05/2014 on Dark Magic +1
#162 - That's not really that big of a problem anymore, to the point …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/05/2014 on Strong Female Characters 0
User avatar #873 - emyris (06/07/2014) [-]
Have you seen the chicks in Dragons Crown?
User avatar #874 - nathanbiggs (06/07/2014) [-]
Everything in that game is over exaggerated, not just the females. It's the art-style of the game, and i'm willing to give it a pass because of that.
User avatar #881 - emyris (06/11/2014) [-]
But it gives unrealistic ideals for both genders. I once saw a concept art piece for the sorceress, and it was beautiful and sweet and cute. No big tits that could crush a man's skull. I imagine a lot of the concept art for all the characters was way more realistic in regards to what is humanly possible in the real world. However, sex sells and so everyone ended up getting super jacked and got plastic surgery.
#16 - >implying Rossiu wasn't right  [+] (3 new replies) 06/04/2014 on Anime fact comp 2 0
#37 - captainprincess (06/04/2014) [-]
Don't have to be wrong to be a cunt
#18 - tetroll (06/04/2014) [-]
**tetroll rolled image** Still doesnt mean he wasnt a cunt
User avatar #55 - pwnagraphy (06/04/2014) [-]
He was a cunt
#13 - >Rossiu >Cunt Pick one  [+] (5 new replies) 06/04/2014 on Anime fact comp 2 0
#15 - tetroll (06/04/2014) [-]
**tetroll rolled image** Nigger should of shot himself
User avatar #16 - nathanbiggs (06/04/2014) [-]
>implying Rossiu wasn't right
#37 - captainprincess (06/04/2014) [-]
Don't have to be wrong to be a cunt
#18 - tetroll (06/04/2014) [-]
**tetroll rolled image** Still doesnt mean he wasnt a cunt
User avatar #55 - pwnagraphy (06/04/2014) [-]
He was a cunt
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