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#328 to #307 - SevenSherlockS (01/06/2013) [-]
Nate then had a bountiful breakfast of bodacious babes and flew away into the sunset, unknowing of the horrors his actions had brought.
#331 to #328 - nateriver (01/06/2013) [-]
As the women have fled Nate looked for his next virgin to steal the youth from so that he may stay young forever.
#337 to #331 - SevenSherlockS (01/06/2013) [-]
END   
No fourth movie fo you.
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No fourth movie fo you.
#339 to #337 - nateriver (01/06/2013) [-]
Do I at least get a porn made of my movies?
#343 to #339 - SevenSherlockS (01/06/2013) [-]
We're on a budget. Only B-list porn stars.
#344 to #343 - nateriver (01/06/2013) [-]
But I have seen enough of alchy's boobs
#345 to #344 - SevenSherlockS (01/06/2013) [-]
THEY HAVEN'T SEEN ENOUGH OF YOU
THEY HAVEN'T SEEN ENOUGH OF YOU
#346 to #345 - nateriver (01/06/2013) [-]
Very good point. But there is one little thing you forgot.
#348 to #347 - nateriver (01/06/2013) [-]
Yes, I am really the 12th doctor who has came back to find you at this exact time to take you to see the universe as it is and as it will be.
#349 to #348 - SevenSherlockS (01/06/2013) [-]
Do you mean   
I'M the next companion?!   
No thanks, I'm chill.
Do you mean
I'M the next companion?!
No thanks, I'm chill.
#350 to #349 - nateriver (01/06/2013) [-]
Wai..... This has never........ WHY NOT?
#351 to #350 - SevenSherlockS (01/06/2013) [-]
2sassy4you
2sassy4you
#352 to #351 - nateriver (01/06/2013) [-]
DUDE, DUDE, DUDE. WHAT IF WE ARE ALL COMPANIONS AND THE EARTH IS A TARTUS.
#353 to #352 - SevenSherlockS (01/06/2013) [-]
Then who is doctor?
Then who is doctor?
#354 to #353 - nateriver (01/06/2013) [-]
Who do you think
#355 to #354 - SevenSherlockS (01/06/2013) [-]
Morgan Freeman   
I knew it.
Morgan Freeman
I knew it.
#356 to #355 - nateriver (01/06/2013) [-]
NOW WE DANCE
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#330 to #329 - SevenSherlockS (01/06/2013) [-]
sorry? :(
sorry? :(
User avatar #334 to #330 - nateriver (01/06/2013) [-]
Well then
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User avatar #333 to #332 - SevenSherlockS (01/06/2013) [-]
You know as soon as I said that. I said to myself. Wow. Sunset must get pissed at his notification count.
#336 to #333 - nateriver (01/06/2013) [-]
Okay, what now?
#338 to #336 - SevenSherlockS (01/06/2013) [-]
We buy a yacht and retire on the seven seas.
We buy a yacht and retire on the seven seas.
#340 to #338 - nateriver (01/06/2013) [-]
Only if we sail off into the sunset
#341 to #340 - Sunset has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #342 to #341 - nateriver (01/06/2013) [-]
Okay
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#309 to #308 - nateriver (01/06/2013) [-]
WAIT WE ARE FINALLY ON AT THE SAME TIME, NOTHING NOTHING AT ALL. YOU?
#310 to #309 - SevenSherlockS (01/06/2013) [-]
Seems bout right, sweet thang. How's my fly mamasita doin'?

nothing
#311 to #310 - nateriver (01/06/2013) [-]
I have been pretty well, How has my bonifided bad ass ****** doing?
#312 to #311 - SevenSherlockS (01/06/2013) [-]
Fabtacular, sugar honey ice tea. Some one should think of a conversensational topic before this drives on.
Fabtacular, sugar honey ice tea. Some one should think of a conversensational topic before this drives on.
#314 to #312 - nateriver (01/06/2013) [-]
Are you working on a new comic?
#315 to #314 - SevenSherlockS (01/06/2013) [-]
AHA!   
Good one.   
Seriously, I'm still waiting on those pants.
AHA!
Good one.
Seriously, I'm still waiting on those pants.
#316 to #315 - nateriver (01/06/2013) [-]
BUT LITTLE TO YOUR OWN KNOWLEDGE.

you are my pants
#317 to #316 - SevenSherlockS (01/06/2013) [-]
EVERYTHING I KNOW IS FOR NAUGHT
EVERYTHING I KNOW IS FOR NAUGHT
#318 to #317 - nateriver (01/06/2013) [-]
But then Nate realized that he was really a jew in the holocaust. Day 457: The nazi's seem to have not realized I was phone the whole time.
User avatar #319 to #318 - SevenSherlockS (01/06/2013) [-]
Nate will be forced to leave his legacy behind him as he falls into queue. For generations people will ask the timely question.
As he stepped up to the gas chamber he quickly realized he was Tricera-Satan. Nate then unleashed the armies of Hell.
#321 to #320 - nateriver (01/06/2013) [-]
But unfortunately for Nate hell has had some money problems in the past year, making all of their armies kittens. As he attempts to harness their power he had gained "the eye tatla" which gives the owner the ability to see the future.
#322 to #321 - SevenSherlockS (01/06/2013) [-]
In the future he sees what man was not meant to witness.   
He saw the end of the universe.   
He saw vegetarian  burritos.
In the future he sees what man was not meant to witness.
He saw the end of the universe.
He saw vegetarian burritos.
#323 to #322 - nateriver (01/06/2013) [-]
After finding out about the worst future possible Nate in his daze grabbed a gun killing every one in the whole camp. Their blood was his wine and their flesh his bread. He had many feasts in the weeks to come. As his ti-raid spread he moved to the middle east and start a cult. In the cult he made many friends including Sudam Husain, and many others and they had made a plan.
#324 to #323 - SevenSherlockS (01/06/2013) [-]
A plan to destroy humanity as they knew it. Everyday they toiled to work their slaves to the bone. Judgement day drew nearer and dearer to them. Meanwhile picnics and galas were held with coming of the anti-christ.
A plan to destroy humanity as they knew it. Everyday they toiled to work their slaves to the bone. Judgement day drew nearer and dearer to them. Meanwhile picnics and galas were held with coming of the anti-christ.
#325 to #324 - nateriver (01/06/2013) [-]
When the anti-Christ came it was not feared for it was not to look as it did(the photo) but from it's red checks came a virus. With the virus came many deaths, millions of deaths. Till the was only a select few. Nate and about 50 others.
#326 to #325 - SevenSherlockS (01/06/2013) [-]
Unfortunately none of the remainder was female. The species would die out if our hero didn't think fast.
Unfortunately none of the remainder was female. The species would die out if our hero didn't think fast.
#327 to #326 - nateriver (01/06/2013) [-]
Luckily for Nate their was still a internet connection and it would appear that Nate was even more luck in the fact there were still hot singles in his area.
#313 to #312 - nateriver (01/06/2013) [-]
We could talk about ******* but that would only get us to the end of the rope.
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