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#9 - Which game can you catch a butterfree in the wild?  [+] (7 new replies) 08/19/2014 on gg mom +94
#70 - gerfox (08/19/2014) [-]
They are in Pokemon Blue, Yellow and Red in the grass after the tunnel between Mistys and Surge's gym. Its a rare encounter tho... I see that Bulbapedia says you have to evolve Metapod, but I swear that I have met them there.
User avatar #101 - Dember (08/19/2014) [-]
What if you "found" them there because you were using a Gameshark and stole his butterfree? : P

I used to do that, after I beat all the games normally, to make them more interesting... I pretended I "accepted" that offer to join Team Rocket and I stole pokemon from trainers.
User avatar #71 - TestesFly (08/19/2014) [-]
You must be thinking of the trainer's level 20 Butterfree, which is a major encounter there. They are most certainly not found in the wild in that location.
#72 - gerfox (08/19/2014) [-]
I know there's a trainer there with a high level Butterfree, but I was certain I have met a Butterfree there, I may be wrong, and probably am... Bulbapedia usually isn't
User avatar #11 - thingexplain (08/19/2014) [-]
Gold, silver, crystal, heartgold and soulsilver, white, white 2, x, and y. I think. I'm sure about gold silver and crystal. Route 2, and some trees you can use headbutt on.
#67 - 4chan refugee (08/19/2014) [-]
yellow as well.
#45 - I wouldn't say that. I mean they aren't letting their kids get… 06/12/2014 on HA-HA dead babies 0
#41 - I hope that one day in America gay married couples will be abl… 06/04/2014 on Let the hate flow through... +1
#59 - They say penguins can't fly. I believe in you 05/11/2014 on The Best Feeling 0
#153 - Why is there a toilet out front of a bathroom?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2014 on (untitled) 0
#154 - 4chan refugee (05/02/2014) [-]
Idk, this picture actually made me think for a bit, before you realize things like this and other fallacies going on.
#13293 - My names bluer then yours. Faggot  [+] (1 new reply) 04/02/2014 on SonicTeam's profile 0
User avatar #13294 - SonicTeam (04/04/2014) [-]
No not really
#24 - ******* love scrubs 04/01/2014 on shut up hoe +22
#4 - Okay. I understand not liking it but the show has done nothing… 03/27/2014 on Funnyjunk needs more scrubs 0
#2 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 03/27/2014 on Funnyjunk needs more scrubs +20
#3 - beretta (03/27/2014) [-]
Well, I don't hate it, it's quality television at least, I just don't care for it or other popular shows like NCIS and the like.
#4 - nateriver (03/27/2014) [-]
Okay. I understand not liking it but the show has done nothing to earn hatred
#12 - Comment deleted 03/14/2014 on /b/ goes to the supermarket 0

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User avatar #361 - ThexD (03/05/2014) [-]
Wudup g
User avatar #362 to #361 - nateriver (03/06/2014) [-]
***** you got a facebook so we can chat again?
#357 - SevenSherlockS (01/21/2013) [-]
hallo
hallo
User avatar #358 to #357 - nateriver (01/21/2013) [-]
Sorry, I am away from my laptop. I should be on tuesday
#328 to #307 - SevenSherlockS (01/06/2013) [-]
Nate then had a bountiful breakfast of bodacious babes and flew away into the sunset, unknowing of the horrors his actions had brought.
#331 to #328 - nateriver (01/06/2013) [-]
As the women have fled Nate looked for his next virgin to steal the youth from so that he may stay young forever.
#337 to #331 - SevenSherlockS (01/06/2013) [-]
END   
No fourth movie fo you.
END
No fourth movie fo you.
#339 to #337 - nateriver (01/06/2013) [-]
Do I at least get a porn made of my movies?
#343 to #339 - SevenSherlockS (01/06/2013) [-]
We're on a budget. Only B-list porn stars.
#344 to #343 - nateriver (01/06/2013) [-]
But I have seen enough of alchy's boobs
#345 to #344 - SevenSherlockS (01/06/2013) [-]
THEY HAVEN'T SEEN ENOUGH OF YOU
THEY HAVEN'T SEEN ENOUGH OF YOU
#346 to #345 - nateriver (01/06/2013) [-]
Very good point. But there is one little thing you forgot.
#348 to #347 - nateriver (01/06/2013) [-]
Yes, I am really the 12th doctor who has came back to find you at this exact time to take you to see the universe as it is and as it will be.
#349 to #348 - SevenSherlockS (01/06/2013) [-]
Do you mean   
I'M the next companion?!   
No thanks, I'm chill.
Do you mean
I'M the next companion?!
No thanks, I'm chill.
#350 to #349 - nateriver (01/06/2013) [-]
Wai..... This has never........ WHY NOT?
#351 to #350 - SevenSherlockS (01/06/2013) [-]
2sassy4you
2sassy4you
#352 to #351 - nateriver (01/06/2013) [-]
DUDE, DUDE, DUDE. WHAT IF WE ARE ALL COMPANIONS AND THE EARTH IS A TARTUS.
#353 to #352 - SevenSherlockS (01/06/2013) [-]
Then who is doctor?
Then who is doctor?
#354 to #353 - nateriver (01/06/2013) [-]
Who do you think
#355 to #354 - SevenSherlockS (01/06/2013) [-]
Morgan Freeman   
I knew it.
Morgan Freeman
I knew it.
#356 to #355 - nateriver (01/06/2013) [-]
NOW WE DANCE
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#330 to #329 - SevenSherlockS (01/06/2013) [-]
sorry? :(
sorry? :(
User avatar #334 to #330 - nateriver (01/06/2013) [-]
Well then
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User avatar #333 to #332 - SevenSherlockS (01/06/2013) [-]
You know as soon as I said that. I said to myself. Wow. Sunset must get pissed at his notification count.
#336 to #333 - nateriver (01/06/2013) [-]
Okay, what now?
#338 to #336 - SevenSherlockS (01/06/2013) [-]
We buy a yacht and retire on the seven seas.
We buy a yacht and retire on the seven seas.
#340 to #338 - nateriver (01/06/2013) [-]
Only if we sail off into the sunset
#341 to #340 - Sunset has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #342 to #341 - nateriver (01/06/2013) [-]
Okay
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#309 to #308 - nateriver (01/06/2013) [-]
WAIT WE ARE FINALLY ON AT THE SAME TIME, NOTHING NOTHING AT ALL. YOU?
#310 to #309 - SevenSherlockS (01/06/2013) [-]
Seems bout right, sweet thang. How's my fly mamasita doin'?

nothing
#311 to #310 - nateriver (01/06/2013) [-]
I have been pretty well, How has my bonifided bad ass ****** doing?
#312 to #311 - SevenSherlockS (01/06/2013) [-]
Fabtacular, sugar honey ice tea. Some one should think of a conversensational topic before this drives on.
Fabtacular, sugar honey ice tea. Some one should think of a conversensational topic before this drives on.
#314 to #312 - nateriver (01/06/2013) [-]
Are you working on a new comic?
#315 to #314 - SevenSherlockS (01/06/2013) [-]
AHA!   
Good one.   
Seriously, I'm still waiting on those pants.
AHA!
Good one.
Seriously, I'm still waiting on those pants.
#316 to #315 - nateriver (01/06/2013) [-]
BUT LITTLE TO YOUR OWN KNOWLEDGE.

you are my pants
#317 to #316 - SevenSherlockS (01/06/2013) [-]
EVERYTHING I KNOW IS FOR NAUGHT
EVERYTHING I KNOW IS FOR NAUGHT
#318 to #317 - nateriver (01/06/2013) [-]
But then Nate realized that he was really a jew in the holocaust. Day 457: The nazi's seem to have not realized I was phone the whole time.
User avatar #319 to #318 - SevenSherlockS (01/06/2013) [-]
Nate will be forced to leave his legacy behind him as he falls into queue. For generations people will ask the timely question.
As he stepped up to the gas chamber he quickly realized he was Tricera-Satan. Nate then unleashed the armies of Hell.
#321 to #320 - nateriver (01/06/2013) [-]
But unfortunately for Nate hell has had some money problems in the past year, making all of their armies kittens. As he attempts to harness their power he had gained "the eye tatla" which gives the owner the ability to see the future.
#322 to #321 - SevenSherlockS (01/06/2013) [-]
In the future he sees what man was not meant to witness.   
He saw the end of the universe.   
He saw vegetarian  burritos.
In the future he sees what man was not meant to witness.
He saw the end of the universe.
He saw vegetarian burritos.
#323 to #322 - nateriver (01/06/2013) [-]
After finding out about the worst future possible Nate in his daze grabbed a gun killing every one in the whole camp. Their blood was his wine and their flesh his bread. He had many feasts in the weeks to come. As his ti-raid spread he moved to the middle east and start a cult. In the cult he made many friends including Sudam Husain, and many others and they had made a plan.
#324 to #323 - SevenSherlockS (01/06/2013) [-]
A plan to destroy humanity as they knew it. Everyday they toiled to work their slaves to the bone. Judgement day drew nearer and dearer to them. Meanwhile picnics and galas were held with coming of the anti-christ.
A plan to destroy humanity as they knew it. Everyday they toiled to work their slaves to the bone. Judgement day drew nearer and dearer to them. Meanwhile picnics and galas were held with coming of the anti-christ.
#325 to #324 - nateriver (01/06/2013) [-]
When the anti-Christ came it was not feared for it was not to look as it did(the photo) but from it's red checks came a virus. With the virus came many deaths, millions of deaths. Till the was only a select few. Nate and about 50 others.
#326 to #325 - SevenSherlockS (01/06/2013) [-]
Unfortunately none of the remainder was female. The species would die out if our hero didn't think fast.
Unfortunately none of the remainder was female. The species would die out if our hero didn't think fast.
#327 to #326 - nateriver (01/06/2013) [-]
Luckily for Nate their was still a internet connection and it would appear that Nate was even more luck in the fact there were still hot singles in his area.
#313 to #312 - nateriver (01/06/2013) [-]
We could talk about ******* but that would only get us to the end of the rope.
#300 - davegrowl (03/29/2012) [-]
Carlose told me to ask about this "behind the profile" thing   
So this is me asking about it.   
What is it?
Carlose told me to ask about this "behind the profile" thing
So this is me asking about it.
What is it?
User avatar #302 to #328 - nateriver (03/29/2012) [-]
i take photos of people from funny junk and put them in a comp
#303 to #330 - davegrowl (03/30/2012) [-]
I see...
Interesting...
User avatar #304 to #331 - nateriver (03/30/2012) [-]
yep so if you want you can be in the next
#305 to #332 - davegrowl (03/30/2012) [-]
lol idk    
maybe
lol idk
maybe
#299 - skuser (03/29/2012) [-]
Hi!   
Can i be on your next "Behind the profile" please?   
   
Have a nice day! :D
Hi!
Can i be on your next "Behind the profile" please?

Have a nice day! :D

User avatar #301 to #327 - nateriver (03/29/2012) [-]
why the **** not
#295 - carlose (03/28/2012) [-]
can you do another behind the profile and include me please..
can you do another behind the profile and include me please..
User avatar #296 to #323 - nateriver (03/28/2012) [-]
i wanted to get you before but you were never on for me to ask i might if you can get at least 5 or 6 others to join in i would love for you to be in one of my comps
#297 to #324 - carlose (03/28/2012) [-]
im gonna send some people
im gonna send some people
#290 - dovahkitteh **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#286 - Krinkles (01/08/2012) [-]
dis you
User avatar #285 - grundo (01/03/2012) [-]
Can you do me when you get your account back? You were going to do mine next but then your computer broke.
User avatar #280 - Imbtrtenu (12/13/2011) [-]
Are you still going to be interviewing people?
User avatar #277 - whomadewho (12/12/2011) [-]
wow, aren't we getting a lot of attention.
User avatar #283 to #304 - nateriver (12/31/2011) [-]
xD i know im now just able to get onto a laptop
User avatar #275 - ing (12/11/2011) [-]
Yo bro, am I known enough for your comps?
#273 - bubblyluvninefive **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#276 to #299 - ing (12/11/2011) [-]
Hm, someone who knows the rules of the internet
#272 - Lawlor ONLINE (12/09/2011) [-]
Here.
I felt the need to add that little note.
But thanks for letting me be in the compilation.
User avatar #271 - cookiemonsterxx (12/09/2011) [-]
can you do a "behind the profile" for me??!
#270 - Acrylic (12/09/2011) [-]
You new people probably have no idea who I am these days, oh I miss the FJ fame. Anyways, heres me, I want to be back in the Limelight goddamn it.

/ego rant
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User avatar #281 to #295 - Krinkles (12/16/2011) [-]
FAMILIAR FEZ
User avatar #279 to #295 - Imbtrtenu (12/13/2011) [-]
I remember you. I've been here since... Forever.
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User avatar #267 - theeditor (12/08/2011) [-]
Hello I was wondering if I could possibly be in a future "Behind the profile", I'm level 319 comments, highest rank for comments 23 highest rank for content 83.
#266 - grimmwaters ONLINE (12/08/2011) [-]
I wish to be in the next comp of awesome people, if I may?
I wish to be in the next comp of awesome people, if I may?
User avatar #269 to #291 - grimmwaters ONLINE (12/08/2011) [-]
Currently rank 4 Comments, Level 348.
In case you were wondering.
User avatar #265 - Shadowlordninek (12/08/2011) [-]
Look at my rank.
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