Friends ):

***** you got a facebook so we can chat again?

Sorry, I am away from my laptop. I should be on tuesday

kay

MY *****

Nate then had a bountiful breakfast of bodacious babes and flew away into the sunset, unknowing of the horrors his actions had brought.

As the women have fled Nate looked for his next virgin to steal the youth from so that he may stay young forever.

END
No fourth movie fo you.

Do I at least get a porn made of my movies?

We're on a budget. Only B-list porn stars.

But I have seen enough of alchy's boobs

THEY HAVEN'T SEEN ENOUGH OF YOU

Very good point. But there is one little thing you forgot.

OH?!

Yes, I am really the 12th doctor who has came back to find you at this exact time to take you to see the universe as it is and as it will be.

Do you mean
I'M the next companion?!
No thanks, I'm chill.

Wai..... This has never........ WHY NOT?

2sassy4you

DUDE, DUDE, DUDE. WHAT IF WE ARE ALL COMPANIONS AND THE EARTH IS A TARTUS.

Then who is doctor?

Who do you think

Morgan Freeman
I knew it.

NOW WE DANCE

sorry? :(

Well then

You know as soon as I said that. I said to myself. Wow. Sunset must get pissed at his notification count.

Okay, what now?

We buy a yacht and retire on the seven seas.

Only if we sail off into the sunset

Okay

WAT UP

WAIT WE ARE FINALLY ON AT THE SAME TIME, NOTHING NOTHING AT ALL. YOU?

Seems bout right, sweet thang. How's my fly mamasita doin'?

nothing

I have been pretty well, How has my bonifided bad ass ****** doing?

Fabtacular, sugar honey ice tea. Some one should think of a conversensational topic before this drives on.

Are you working on a new comic?

AHA!
Good one.
Seriously, I'm still waiting on those pants.

BUT LITTLE TO YOUR OWN KNOWLEDGE.

you are my pants

EVERYTHING I KNOW IS FOR NAUGHT

But then Nate realized that he was really a jew in the holocaust. Day 457: The nazi's seem to have not realized I was phone the whole time.

Nate will be forced to leave his legacy behind him as he falls into queue. For generations people will ask the timely question.
As he stepped up to the gas chamber he quickly realized he was Tricera-Satan. Nate then unleashed the armies of Hell.

But unfortunately for Nate hell has had some money problems in the past year, making all of their armies kittens. As he attempts to harness their power he had gained "the eye tatla" which gives the owner the ability to see the future.

In the future he sees what man was not meant to witness.
He saw the end of the universe.
He saw vegetarian burritos.

After finding out about the worst future possible Nate in his daze grabbed a gun killing every one in the whole camp. Their blood was his wine and their flesh his bread. He had many feasts in the weeks to come. As his ti-raid spread he moved to the middle east and start a cult. In the cult he made many friends including Sudam Husain, and many others and they had made a plan.

A plan to destroy humanity as they knew it. Everyday they toiled to work their slaves to the bone. Judgement day drew nearer and dearer to them. Meanwhile picnics and galas were held with coming of the anti-christ.

When the anti-Christ came it was not feared for it was not to look as it did(the photo) but from it's red checks came a virus. With the virus came many deaths, millions of deaths. Till the was only a select few. Nate and about 50 others.

Unfortunately none of the remainder was female. The species would die out if our hero didn't think fast.

Luckily for Nate their was still a internet connection and it would appear that Nate was even more luck in the fact there were still hot singles in his area.

We could talk about ******* but that would only get us to the end of the rope.

i take photos of people from funny junk and put them in a comp

I see...
Interesting...

yep so if you want you can be in the next

lol idk
maybe

why the **** not

i wanted to get you before but you were never on for me to ask i might if you can get at least 5 or 6 others to join in i would love for you to be in one of my comps

im gonna send some people

good good

**** yea