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#886959 - I only have the one right now Sun Sword +10 Pyro …  [+] (16 new replies) 04/10/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #886960 - EdwardNigma (04/10/2014) [-]
God damn it, I am a level 40 or 50 with a weirdly high soul memory.
User avatar #886962 - natanhiel (04/10/2014) [-]
I'm like, 120 with something like 1.3m
#886966 - tentaquil (04/10/2014) [-]
NEEEERDS
#886968 - EdwardNigma (04/10/2014) [-]
User avatar #886964 - EdwardNigma (04/10/2014) [-]
Get 4 million more and about 40 levels and you'll be at the same level and region as my first character.
User avatar #886965 - natanhiel (04/10/2014) [-]
In NG+ You only need to match SL or SM, not both
User avatar #886967 - EdwardNigma (04/10/2014) [-]
I know.
You should probably hit NG+.
I should also probably get the Llewelyn armour on my first character instead of the bloody Lucatiel armour it has.
User avatar #886969 - natanhiel (04/10/2014) [-]
I only need to kill Throne Watcher and Defender, Nashandra, Vendrick, Smelter, Ancient Dragon and Rat Authority now
User avatar #886970 - EdwardNigma (04/10/2014) [-]
>Tfw still never beaten Vendrick
Never even tried to fight the ancient dragon.
User avatar #886972 - natanhiel (04/10/2014) [-]
Vendrick's pretty easy, just tedious

And yeah me neither on ancient Dragon
User avatar #886975 - EdwardNigma (04/10/2014) [-]
He like, instant kills me, and since I am not touching the ancient dragon with a 50 foot pole, I can only get 4 giant souls.

Go to steam for that matter, much easier.
User avatar #886976 - natanhiel (04/10/2014) [-]
Laptop's broke, using my sisters and it don't got steem

If you strafe right around him he never touches you
User avatar #886984 - EdwardNigma (04/10/2014) [-]
Anti climactic as fuck.
#886983 - EdwardNigma (04/10/2014) [-]
I'm at the Horsey Round House Kick memorial bridge.
I'm scared.
User avatar #886977 - EdwardNigma (04/10/2014) [-]
Well ain't that some shit, both our laptops are fucked.
I might try again another day, but not today.
User avatar #886978 - adunsaveme (04/10/2014) [-]
h4h4 n3rd$
#94 - >Using a shield >Not dodging >Letting hexes h… 04/10/2014 on PvPing with a greatsword 0
#886943 - I find it weird that it's weaker than Swathe, but god damn it'…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/10/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #886955 - EdwardNigma (04/10/2014) [-]
It's at least harder to dodge than Swathe, and its a bit faster I think.
Also, it damages stuff even after its exploded, like great chaos fireball.
Those 3 slots tho.
#91 - It's still amazing, but most people are retarded Two …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/10/2014 on PvPing with a greatsword 0
#92 - angelious (04/10/2014) [-]
i used magic/greatsword combo in dark souls 1 and i won most of my pvp fights

later on i tried making a endurance gs build with some faith and that one worked well too...unless i tried using miracles...then i kinda got killed
#886937 - I'm MASTER PYROMANCY FAGGOTDICK Forbidden Sun, then F…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/10/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #886942 - EdwardNigma (04/10/2014) [-]
Forbidden Sun is fucking hilarious. Me and my friend were levelling up in the Dragon Remnants and just using each other as test dummies as we summoned each other, and I just went into chameleon mode, and he asked where I was.

Then he got fuckin' toasted.
User avatar #886943 - natanhiel (04/10/2014) [-]
I find it weird that it's weaker than Swathe, but god damn it's still amazing
User avatar #886955 - EdwardNigma (04/10/2014) [-]
It's at least harder to dodge than Swathe, and its a bit faster I think.
Also, it damages stuff even after its exploded, like great chaos fireball.
Those 3 slots tho.
#886926 - My favourite thing about Dark Souls 2 is when people get the S…  [+] (18 new replies) 04/10/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #886958 - EdwardNigma (04/10/2014) [-]
Since you have 97 other characters you should join my mutant from the deep Yarglnepth.
User avatar #886959 - natanhiel (04/10/2014) [-]
I only have the one right now

Sun Sword +10
Pyro Flame +10
King's Mirror

And haven't decided on armour.. Currently wearing the Witches set
User avatar #886960 - EdwardNigma (04/10/2014) [-]
God damn it, I am a level 40 or 50 with a weirdly high soul memory.
User avatar #886962 - natanhiel (04/10/2014) [-]
I'm like, 120 with something like 1.3m
#886966 - tentaquil (04/10/2014) [-]
NEEEERDS
#886968 - EdwardNigma (04/10/2014) [-]
User avatar #886964 - EdwardNigma (04/10/2014) [-]
Get 4 million more and about 40 levels and you'll be at the same level and region as my first character.
User avatar #886965 - natanhiel (04/10/2014) [-]
In NG+ You only need to match SL or SM, not both
User avatar #886967 - EdwardNigma (04/10/2014) [-]
I know.
You should probably hit NG+.
I should also probably get the Llewelyn armour on my first character instead of the bloody Lucatiel armour it has.
User avatar #886969 - natanhiel (04/10/2014) [-]
I only need to kill Throne Watcher and Defender, Nashandra, Vendrick, Smelter, Ancient Dragon and Rat Authority now
User avatar #886970 - EdwardNigma (04/10/2014) [-]
>Tfw still never beaten Vendrick
Never even tried to fight the ancient dragon.
User avatar #886972 - natanhiel (04/10/2014) [-]
Vendrick's pretty easy, just tedious

And yeah me neither on ancient Dragon
User avatar #886975 - EdwardNigma (04/10/2014) [-]
He like, instant kills me, and since I am not touching the ancient dragon with a 50 foot pole, I can only get 4 giant souls.

Go to steam for that matter, much easier.
User avatar #886976 - natanhiel (04/10/2014) [-]
Laptop's broke, using my sisters and it don't got steem

If you strafe right around him he never touches you
User avatar #886984 - EdwardNigma (04/10/2014) [-]
Anti climactic as fuck.
#886983 - EdwardNigma (04/10/2014) [-]
I'm at the Horsey Round House Kick memorial bridge.
I'm scared.
User avatar #886977 - EdwardNigma (04/10/2014) [-]
Well ain't that some shit, both our laptops are fucked.
I might try again another day, but not today.
User avatar #886978 - adunsaveme (04/10/2014) [-]
h4h4 n3rd$
#884971 - An ubisoft game that looks like a 2deep4u indie with a terribl…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #884972 - yuvesh (04/08/2014) [-]
>2deep its a rpg
i liked the voice over
but i dont like the 3d character model and 2d backgrounds
#884970 - Should've done that first..  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #884975 - squalllionhart (04/08/2014) [-]
probably
#884673 - Dark Souls 2 Has anyone used the Red Rust Scimitar? L… 04/08/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#884672 - Not even a bit. 04/08/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#884671 - It's not. 04/08/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#883834 - ...I'm a lot better with the Clay  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #883839 - megavoir (04/07/2014) [-]
always the claymore.

playmore with the claymore
#883793 - Lightning Claymore- 203/203 damage 8.00 weight C s…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/07/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#883858 - anonymous (04/07/2014) [-]
GREATSWORD MASTERRACE
User avatar #883834 - natanhiel (04/07/2014) [-]
...I'm a lot better with the Clay
User avatar #883839 - megavoir (04/07/2014) [-]
always the claymore.

playmore with the claymore
#883372 - The first game tells you that  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #883374 - yuvesh (04/06/2014) [-]
thats why i wanted to know what they meant by "previously on bioshock"
#126114 - Alright, awesome. Thanks for the help 04/06/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#126112 - Well ****  [+] (2 new replies) 04/06/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #126113 - iridium (04/06/2014) [-]
Nothing wrong with it. It's fairly atypical, but society has a lot of stupid standards about this shit, so don't worry about it much. It's nobody's place but your own to determine what you want.
User avatar #126114 - natanhiel (04/06/2014) [-]
Alright, awesome. Thanks for the help
#126109 - I don't have any interest in men or women. Sexually. Is there …  [+] (6 new replies) 04/06/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #126145 - makotoitou (04/07/2014) [-]
Your lying, asexuality is a myth.
User avatar #126118 - ScottP (04/06/2014) [-]
Nothing wrong with focusing on other things in life
User avatar #126112 - natanhiel (04/06/2014) [-]
Well shit
User avatar #126113 - iridium (04/06/2014) [-]
Nothing wrong with it. It's fairly atypical, but society has a lot of stupid standards about this shit, so don't worry about it much. It's nobody's place but your own to determine what you want.
User avatar #126114 - natanhiel (04/06/2014) [-]
Alright, awesome. Thanks for the help
#307 - Well I live in the UK, where equal rights are just fine for wo… 04/06/2014 on feminism 0
#290 - That's why I'm disliking the name now. It was good when women …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/06/2014 on feminism 0
User avatar #304 - fables (04/06/2014) [-]
aside from the US, where women DO still need feminism, because there are plenty of male christian republican GOP men trying to take away our rights... there are other countries where women are valued less than even sheep are. seriously.
you could get 11 years in prison for stealing a goat in some countries. kidnap a girl to force her to be your bride, you get 4 years max in that same country. BUT usually you don't get any punishment, because it's extremely difficult for these places to prove anything.
that's why we do still need feminism. men own the world. and no, I'm not saying all men have it easy. but the higher ups tend to be male. and that's where the male privilege thing came from. it doesn't mean the average male citizen has life easy.
User avatar #305 - fables (04/06/2014) [-]
(goat, sheep... w/e. just noticed I did that)
User avatar #307 - natanhiel (04/06/2014) [-]
Well I live in the UK, where equal rights are just fine for women. I'm not saying they're terrible for men, but I've never seen a woman bullied for being a woman. I have seen the opposite.
#293 - anonymous (04/06/2014) [-]
I don't believe in taking away rights.
It has given men opportunities to come forward about being sexually assaulted.
Men can wear whatever they want without being deemed girly.
I don't think men should be able to hit their girlfriend because she was standing on his left side. Or that a man can shove his hands up her skirt because he thinks she is really cute. Or that by pulling over a girl is going to get in the car with you because you're offering her a ride.
There's a difference between taking away things like that and actual rights.
#286 - Why call it feminism if it's for both genders, is my main bigg…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/06/2014 on feminism 0
#289 - anonymous (04/06/2014) [-]
I think it's because we've had to fight for woman's rights first.
Like imagine it like a balance.
Men had more rights at first, so we needed to keep adding weight to the woman side.
Now, it's teetering on equality so it's having to add weight to both sides.
#291 - anonymous (04/06/2014) [-]
I'm really fucking bad at analogies.
User avatar #290 - natanhiel (04/06/2014) [-]
That's why I'm disliking the name now. It was good when women have no rights. Now that they have rights, it's just pushing everything to give men less rights.
User avatar #304 - fables (04/06/2014) [-]
aside from the US, where women DO still need feminism, because there are plenty of male christian republican GOP men trying to take away our rights... there are other countries where women are valued less than even sheep are. seriously.
you could get 11 years in prison for stealing a goat in some countries. kidnap a girl to force her to be your bride, you get 4 years max in that same country. BUT usually you don't get any punishment, because it's extremely difficult for these places to prove anything.
that's why we do still need feminism. men own the world. and no, I'm not saying all men have it easy. but the higher ups tend to be male. and that's where the male privilege thing came from. it doesn't mean the average male citizen has life easy.
User avatar #305 - fables (04/06/2014) [-]
(goat, sheep... w/e. just noticed I did that)
User avatar #307 - natanhiel (04/06/2014) [-]
Well I live in the UK, where equal rights are just fine for women. I'm not saying they're terrible for men, but I've never seen a woman bullied for being a woman. I have seen the opposite.
#293 - anonymous (04/06/2014) [-]
I don't believe in taking away rights.
It has given men opportunities to come forward about being sexually assaulted.
Men can wear whatever they want without being deemed girly.
I don't think men should be able to hit their girlfriend because she was standing on his left side. Or that a man can shove his hands up her skirt because he thinks she is really cute. Or that by pulling over a girl is going to get in the car with you because you're offering her a ride.
There's a difference between taking away things like that and actual rights.
#883188 - Has anyone used the Claymore on Dark Souls II in a Quality bui… 04/06/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#272 - That's why I hate this equality **** . Wh…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/06/2014 on feminism 0
#284 - anonymous (04/06/2014) [-]
Hold up. Hold up.
I'm a feminist bring in the red thumbs. Being a feminist means you are humanist. That everyone is equal no matter their genders. That females should be able to do what men do and that men should be able to do what females do without any gruff.
There is sexism against men (anonymoose). And so much of it goes untold because if a man spoke up he would get berated "why are you acting like a sissy?" and "that only happens to women." There needs to be awareness of it.
Trust me nothing pisses me off more than the radical feminists that preach the power of the vagina.
I'm the kind of person that watches a girl hit a guy, and the guy say, "aw, I can't hit you back." and I'm like, "yes you can, she's a cunt."
User avatar #286 - natanhiel (04/06/2014) [-]
Why call it feminism if it's for both genders, is my main biggest problem with feminism. As soon as you hear the name it sounds pro-woman, from the start.

I'm fine with equal rights, I'm just not fine with one side being MORE equal.
#289 - anonymous (04/06/2014) [-]
I think it's because we've had to fight for woman's rights first.
Like imagine it like a balance.
Men had more rights at first, so we needed to keep adding weight to the woman side.
Now, it's teetering on equality so it's having to add weight to both sides.
#291 - anonymous (04/06/2014) [-]
I'm really fucking bad at analogies.
User avatar #290 - natanhiel (04/06/2014) [-]
That's why I'm disliking the name now. It was good when women have no rights. Now that they have rights, it's just pushing everything to give men less rights.
User avatar #304 - fables (04/06/2014) [-]
aside from the US, where women DO still need feminism, because there are plenty of male christian republican GOP men trying to take away our rights... there are other countries where women are valued less than even sheep are. seriously.
you could get 11 years in prison for stealing a goat in some countries. kidnap a girl to force her to be your bride, you get 4 years max in that same country. BUT usually you don't get any punishment, because it's extremely difficult for these places to prove anything.
that's why we do still need feminism. men own the world. and no, I'm not saying all men have it easy. but the higher ups tend to be male. and that's where the male privilege thing came from. it doesn't mean the average male citizen has life easy.
User avatar #305 - fables (04/06/2014) [-]
(goat, sheep... w/e. just noticed I did that)
User avatar #307 - natanhiel (04/06/2014) [-]
Well I live in the UK, where equal rights are just fine for women. I'm not saying they're terrible for men, but I've never seen a woman bullied for being a woman. I have seen the opposite.
#293 - anonymous (04/06/2014) [-]
I don't believe in taking away rights.
It has given men opportunities to come forward about being sexually assaulted.
Men can wear whatever they want without being deemed girly.
I don't think men should be able to hit their girlfriend because she was standing on his left side. Or that a man can shove his hands up her skirt because he thinks she is really cute. Or that by pulling over a girl is going to get in the car with you because you're offering her a ride.
There's a difference between taking away things like that and actual rights.
#883157 - I can't ******* get ONE. 04/06/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#883150 - I haven't killed any Old Ones.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #883152 - volero (04/06/2014) [-]
Ah. Then yeah, it might be hard finding one.
I got lucky and got one from the spiders when I used mine.
#883149 - Mastodon Greatsword..  [+] (2 new replies) 04/06/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #883153 - Gonnafly (04/06/2014) [-]
Oh, by the end of the game I had like 3 of those.
User avatar #883157 - natanhiel (04/06/2014) [-]
I can't fucking get ONE.
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User avatar #248 - amdim (05/12/2014) [-]
Merry Christmas!
#246 - Gonnafly (11/30/2013) [-]
Merry Christmas.
User avatar #247 to #246 - natanhiel (12/05/2013) [-]
It's barely December but thankyou.
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