jizz

What teenagers call themselves when they don't understand the concept of feelings.

cancer

What it's supposed to mean: Sometimes I identify as male. Other times I'm female. Sometimes I'm both or neither.

What it actually means: I'm a special little snowflake, look how unique I am.

It means you still have the maturity of liquid sperm.

It means your gender changes frequently.

Thas gay

Modern term for made up bullshit

something on tumblr,apparently you there are more genders than male and female.

It means your gender changes frequently.

That is retarded.

Its from tumblr of course its retarded. But at least it can make for some pretty good dad jokes.
"is today sonday?"

that's the one,i was way off

Thats because at the start these people are given free reign.

"Heres money!" "Heres fame!" "You can do anything!"

And they do just that, anything. The agents let them walk and piss over whatever they touch.

Then, when this shit starts happening, they get new agents. Now Justin Bieber is being pulled the fuck in and told to square up by whoever they hired, to improve his public image and get him under control.

Nice try, Justin, I'm not falling for that one again

Well*
God damnit...