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Interests: cars, design , architecture , art
Date Signed Up:1/31/2012
Last Login:7/23/2014
Location:Germany
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#8 - Comment deleted 06/05/2013 on How FunnyJunk works. +1
#75 - üöäß you fools! 06/02/2013 on How lucky am I +2
#9 - Death by SnuSnu?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2013 on How we see each other +8
#13 - pooflinger (05/27/2013) [-]
#4 - His parents 05/27/2013 on Apparently This Was The... -10
#87 - It's not about the quality, it's about sending a message! 05/26/2013 on The Greatest Photo Editor... +1
#11 - Like this? I know the floor is a bit messy, but I wa…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/25/2013 on The Greatest Photo Editor... +28
#25 - maxismahname (05/26/2013) [-]
wow you're good. here's my attempt at touching up his photo
#69 - devout feminist (05/26/2013) [-]
why is the shadow in the wrong direction?
why does it disapear under the car and on land on the car?
dude.
you suck at ms paint.
User avatar #90 - maxismahname (05/26/2013) [-]
not ms paint, and I know it sucks dick, it looked better in the beginning, but then I fucked up
User avatar #50 - trollins (05/26/2013) [-]
The shadow is hanging the wrong way.
User avatar #46 - theturkeyburger (05/26/2013) [-]
Feather is never the answer, always keep the edges... Not... Feathered
User avatar #23 - Iseewhatudidthar (05/26/2013) [-]
You need to make the background picture a little blurrier since it was probably taken with a digital camera
#22 - devout feminist (05/26/2013) [-]
did you just make his skin darker?
User avatar #14 - luddethebunny (05/25/2013) [-]
Bee-a-utiful!

See NOW you`ve done your best! Well done, sir!
#129 - In east germany it's about 4% -6% , but the Hitler and the NSD…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2013 on London Machete attack... 0
User avatar #133 - localcatbarber (05/23/2013) [-]
Well, a lot of things have changed since the 1930s. Germany is now a much more economically stable and generally less agressive country. Worst case scenario the immigration will get stopped, but I think at this point in history, the german people and the rest of the UN and EU wouldn't allow anything to go any further. I firmly believe we have leared from history.
#125 - The hate on the muslim community. Especially in big cities lik…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/23/2013 on London Machete attack... 0
User avatar #126 - localcatbarber (05/23/2013) [-]
Seriously? How many of the votes do they have?
User avatar #129 - nass (05/23/2013) [-]
In east germany it's about 4% -6% , but the Hitler and the NSDAP started the same way ...
User avatar #133 - localcatbarber (05/23/2013) [-]
Well, a lot of things have changed since the 1930s. Germany is now a much more economically stable and generally less agressive country. Worst case scenario the immigration will get stopped, but I think at this point in history, the german people and the rest of the UN and EU wouldn't allow anything to go any further. I firmly believe we have leared from history.
#118 - Thanks mate, I can confirm what you say. I really don't know i…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/23/2013 on London Machete attack... 0
User avatar #120 - localcatbarber (05/23/2013) [-]
How exactly are things heating up?
User avatar #125 - nass (05/23/2013) [-]
The hate on the muslim community. Especially in big cities like Berlin the problems with the turkish people are getting more and more. You know, turkish attack germans , neonazis attack turkish ppl .

The NPD , the neo nazis , are gaining more and more voters. It's just sad.
User avatar #126 - localcatbarber (05/23/2013) [-]
Seriously? How many of the votes do they have?
User avatar #129 - nass (05/23/2013) [-]
In east germany it's about 4% -6% , but the Hitler and the NSDAP started the same way ...
User avatar #133 - localcatbarber (05/23/2013) [-]
Well, a lot of things have changed since the 1930s. Germany is now a much more economically stable and generally less agressive country. Worst case scenario the immigration will get stopped, but I think at this point in history, the german people and the rest of the UN and EU wouldn't allow anything to go any further. I firmly believe we have leared from history.
#111 - No not really. I'm muslim and I never threatend anybody in any…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/23/2013 on London Machete attack... 0
User avatar #117 - localcatbarber (05/23/2013) [-]
Perhaps. I don't know, to be honest.

Must be frustrating for the normal muslims like yourself to see all these stereotypes, but it still is a big issue when the extremists are doing as much damage as they are. I think things need to be done so these extremists don't get to take away the human rights of the average muslims, especially in countries where as you said the extremists take the power.

Despite my critical look at Islam, know that I am rooting for you.
User avatar #118 - nass (05/23/2013) [-]
Thanks mate, I can confirm what you say. I really don't know if I want to stay in Germany, because things are heating up here. I know this is maybe a little exaggerated, but this whole thing with the muslims gonna end like the thing with the jews.
User avatar #120 - localcatbarber (05/23/2013) [-]
How exactly are things heating up?
User avatar #125 - nass (05/23/2013) [-]
The hate on the muslim community. Especially in big cities like Berlin the problems with the turkish people are getting more and more. You know, turkish attack germans , neonazis attack turkish ppl .

The NPD , the neo nazis , are gaining more and more voters. It's just sad.
User avatar #126 - localcatbarber (05/23/2013) [-]
Seriously? How many of the votes do they have?
User avatar #129 - nass (05/23/2013) [-]
In east germany it's about 4% -6% , but the Hitler and the NSDAP started the same way ...
User avatar #133 - localcatbarber (05/23/2013) [-]
Well, a lot of things have changed since the 1930s. Germany is now a much more economically stable and generally less agressive country. Worst case scenario the immigration will get stopped, but I think at this point in history, the german people and the rest of the UN and EU wouldn't allow anything to go any further. I firmly believe we have leared from history.
#102 - So, China executes 100 of people every year for writing the tr…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/23/2013 on London Machete attack... 0
User avatar #107 - localcatbarber (05/23/2013) [-]
That doesn't make it any more right for muslims to threaten people who choose to convert.
User avatar #111 - nass (05/23/2013) [-]
No not really. I'm muslim and I never threatend anybody in anyway.
Btw, do you have an proof that these statistic are real? I mean, don't you think the Taliban or Al-Qaeda maybe influenced the poll? Like they did with the votings for the president? They cutted of the hands of ppl who didn't vote for the extremists. Think about that.

And believe me, I hate these crazy people just like you and also the ones who don't integrate in western countries.

sorry4 my english, I'm german
User avatar #117 - localcatbarber (05/23/2013) [-]
Perhaps. I don't know, to be honest.

Must be frustrating for the normal muslims like yourself to see all these stereotypes, but it still is a big issue when the extremists are doing as much damage as they are. I think things need to be done so these extremists don't get to take away the human rights of the average muslims, especially in countries where as you said the extremists take the power.

Despite my critical look at Islam, know that I am rooting for you.
User avatar #118 - nass (05/23/2013) [-]
Thanks mate, I can confirm what you say. I really don't know if I want to stay in Germany, because things are heating up here. I know this is maybe a little exaggerated, but this whole thing with the muslims gonna end like the thing with the jews.
User avatar #120 - localcatbarber (05/23/2013) [-]
How exactly are things heating up?
User avatar #125 - nass (05/23/2013) [-]
The hate on the muslim community. Especially in big cities like Berlin the problems with the turkish people are getting more and more. You know, turkish attack germans , neonazis attack turkish ppl .

The NPD , the neo nazis , are gaining more and more voters. It's just sad.
User avatar #126 - localcatbarber (05/23/2013) [-]
Seriously? How many of the votes do they have?
User avatar #129 - nass (05/23/2013) [-]
In east germany it's about 4% -6% , but the Hitler and the NSDAP started the same way ...
User avatar #133 - localcatbarber (05/23/2013) [-]
Well, a lot of things have changed since the 1930s. Germany is now a much more economically stable and generally less agressive country. Worst case scenario the immigration will get stopped, but I think at this point in history, the german people and the rest of the UN and EU wouldn't allow anything to go any further. I firmly believe we have leared from history.
#21 - Picture 05/21/2013 on Cleverly named title +1
#16 - The language of Dota2 I'd say .. 05/20/2013 on Languages - Likealaugh.org +4
#9 - This is the best translation of suck my balls I've seen 05/16/2013 on Hitler 0
#2 - Picture 05/13/2013 on Media Assholes +7
#16 - Mercedes-Benz still has their logo from 1926 on their cars i t… 05/11/2013 on Evolution -1
#39 - that should be .. fuck 05/09/2013 on Is that a FUCK!!! 0
#10 - > wanted to edit Uranus with an anus > googled anus  [+] (2 new replies) 05/08/2013 on Planets +11
#18 - wizardry (05/08/2013) [-]
here...
User avatar #12 - ANONforLYFE (05/08/2013) [-]
Had the exact same idea. Thanks for the heads up.
#1 - Finally! 05/07/2013 on justLoLthings 6 0
#28 - Because it's from Bild, which is the german equivalent to The … 05/07/2013 on Cup sizes +6
#15 - Naja bei uns in Norddeutschland holen alle ihre aufgemotzten B… 05/06/2013 on Germany 0
#5 - Nah, fathers day.  [+] (14 new replies) 05/06/2013 on Germany 0
User avatar #6 - ljxjlos (05/06/2013) [-]
What the hell? Who parties on fathers day?
User avatar #7 - pitch (05/06/2013) [-]
Germans. Duh.
User avatar #8 - ljxjlos (05/06/2013) [-]
I am german. And I´ve never met anyone who partied on fathers day. Normally the parties that look like the picture look like the parties on the first of may. First, we wonder around with a wagon full of beer and then we find a comfy place somewhere in the woods and drink and party.
#14 - tkgm (05/06/2013) [-]
Fahr mal an die Ostsee, da wirst du am Herrentag NUR solche Leute sehen, die mit solchen Wägelchen rumlaufen und mit Schnapsgürteln und son scheiß.
User avatar #21 - ljxjlos (05/06/2013) [-]
Ohmann, immer diese Ostlinge.D
User avatar #9 - pitch (05/06/2013) [-]
Also ich kenn ein paar Typen, die am Herrentag Party machen. Aber das mit dem Karren voll mit Bier kenn ich auch.
User avatar #10 - ljxjlos (05/06/2013) [-]
Komisch, ich kenns immer nur, das am Vatertag Ruhe ist, damit der Vater seine Ruhe hat und sich entspannen kann:D
User avatar #11 - pitch (05/06/2013) [-]
Mh, vielleicht ist das auch unterschiedlich in Deutschland. In Berlin gibts jedenfalls Parties zu fast jeder Occasion. Da ist der Herrentag nicht ausgenommen^^.
User avatar #12 - ljxjlos (05/06/2013) [-]
Naja, okay, klar, in der Großstadt ist das etwas anders, als in Oberfranken:D
User avatar #13 - hajdukovac (05/06/2013) [-]
Des is ne übliche Maiwanderung. Erkennt man doch am Bollerwagen ;)
User avatar #20 - ljxjlos (05/06/2013) [-]
Ja, hab ich doch gesagt.D Die anderen sagen, es wäre ne Vatertags-party, aber scheinbar heißt das ganze im Osten Herrentag und wird mit alkohol zelebriert, wie der erste Mai:D
#22 - frankyninefour (05/06/2013) [-]
das wird eigentlich überall so gemacht weil wir deutschen auch so saufen aber wenn man nen grund hat ists halt schöner!
User avatar #23 - ljxjlos (05/06/2013) [-]
Naja, das müsste dann hier in Oberfranken eigentlich extrem ausgeprägt sein, aber Ich kenns null von hier...
User avatar #15 - nass (05/06/2013) [-]
Naja bei uns in Norddeutschland holen alle ihre aufgemotzten Bollerwagen aus der Garage, packen den voll mit Bier, ziehen übers Land und besaufen sich den ganzen Tag. Egal ob Vadder oder net. Aber anscheined variiert das in Deutschland stark :D
#6 - She's an actor. 05/03/2013 on This woman +3
#3 - The car is actually from Korea. 05/03/2013 on Germany strikes again 0
#83 - Nah, it's a short form of my name :)  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2013 on right place, right time 0
User avatar #84 - trollwaffle (05/03/2013) [-]
ahh cool, its a great festival. you should go and claim to be god of it
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