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Video Games Played: BF3, COD4, Bioshock, Racing Games, GTA
Interests: cars, design, art, photography
Date Signed Up:1/31/2012
Last Login:12/22/2014
Location:Germany
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hi. I sometimes make OC. But not the funny comics.

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#387 - His house, his rules I guess. But I'll move out soon to go uni…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Rate Yourself 0
#1007 - findaway (07/04/2014) [-]
Your sex life won't change.. trust me.

Girls don't like Brown guys
User avatar #1635 - nass (07/04/2014) [-]
I don't very arab, my mom is german ... can't even grow a fuckin beard
#1638 - findaway (07/04/2014) [-]
I'm 3nd year Uni, and I can't get laid
User avatar #393 - Mortuus (07/03/2014) [-]
Go crazy, bro.
#407 - nass (07/03/2014) [-]
Thanks mate, I will.
#5 - It's still not a race track, but rather a test track. There is…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/03/2014 on a racetrack on top of the... +5
User avatar #7 - grarl (07/03/2014) [-]
But Nascar is racing...
User avatar #8 - nass (07/03/2014) [-]
Yeah but a race track is designed for competion and events, like NASCAR. This track is on top of the factory, made for testing the cars, because it was too time-consuming/impractical to get the cars out of the city. They could finished the car and test it right away.
But you can't race 20 cars up there, having pit stops and of course have any capacaties for spectators. It's not about the size or the way the track is formed, but rather for what it's designed.
User avatar #29 - arrogant (07/04/2014) [-]
You could have two cars doing time trials. It is therefore a race track
User avatar #10 - grarl (07/03/2014) [-]
I understand this, I was making a bit of a joke that it looks like a NASCAR track, the whole just oval design, I wouldn't trust cars going like 200 km/h on that, being on a roof and all. I understand it can be well designed and built and all that, just my personal opinion.
User avatar #15 - nass (07/03/2014) [-]
Ah, thought it was a legit objection or something like this. But I agree with you about the speed thing, but keep in mind it was used in a time where cars going 200 km/h was supercar niveau and I guess this was rather used for everyday cars
User avatar #16 - grarl (07/03/2014) [-]
It's all good, and you're prob right about what kind of cars they use on there, it would be silly to throw supercars on that.
User avatar #9 - nass (07/03/2014) [-]
*finish a car


sorry for dat
User avatar #6 - kevinator (07/03/2014) [-]
I suppose you're right, I'd rather have that test track than race track I have here
#276 - About the sex life plot twist: highly conservative muslim father  [+] (7 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Rate Yourself 0
User avatar #373 - Mortuus (07/03/2014) [-]
Tell him to fuck off.
User avatar #387 - nass (07/03/2014) [-]
His house, his rules I guess. But I'll move out soon to go university.Luckily to the other side of Germany.
#1007 - findaway (07/04/2014) [-]
Your sex life won't change.. trust me.

Girls don't like Brown guys
User avatar #1635 - nass (07/04/2014) [-]
I don't very arab, my mom is german ... can't even grow a fuckin beard
#1638 - findaway (07/04/2014) [-]
I'm 3nd year Uni, and I can't get laid
User avatar #393 - Mortuus (07/03/2014) [-]
Go crazy, bro.
#407 - nass (07/03/2014) [-]
Thanks mate, I will.
#8 - Ach, man wird sehen. Wenn es wirklich drauf ankommt, dann spie… 06/29/2014 on Majority minorities in France +1
#11 - I tried  [+] (1 new reply) 06/22/2014 on [Title] +159
#31 - virtigo (06/22/2014) [-]
And you succeeded
#251 - UAE ? Good sir have you been there? I guess not, because then … 06/20/2014 on Hijabing Intensifies. 0
#28 - They actually can, at least the ones from Melanesia  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2014 on What a little bitch +31
#29 - skittlesinexcess (06/16/2014) [-]
#25 - Na endlich mal jemand der Klarheit schafft! Gibt ja auch genug…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2014 on Germany x Swastika OTP +2
User avatar #152 - mindfeeder (06/12/2014) [-]
Jau, sogar so Bücher wie "Er ist wieder da" von Timur Vermes oder "Adolf: Äch bin wieder da!" von Walter Moers.
#18 - Sure, let's generalize a whole (sub)continent.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2014 on Dad reunited with "dead" son +2
User avatar #40 - bastardusnorvegi (06/11/2014) [-]
well to be fair quite a lot of it is quite fucked
#318 - I think France and England are on the same as Germany from wha…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/05/2014 on American Tourists +1
User avatar #319 - rockerforlife (06/06/2014) [-]
Sounds cool! Alright thanks for your advice! I'll add you as a friend and bug you if i ever get serious about moving there
#6 - He hasn't unlocked that part of the city yet ... 06/04/2014 on i set out a car snare +9
#315 - The further to the north, the better. In Serbia you get paid a…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/04/2014 on American Tourists +1
User avatar #316 - rockerforlife (06/05/2014) [-]
What do you know about the ones in Spain, France, England or Italy?
User avatar #318 - nass (06/05/2014) [-]
I think France and England are on the same as Germany from what I've heard. So quite good. Italy is somewhere between Serbia and Germany, so still ok. Spain wouldn't be that bad, but if you consider that there is huge youth unemployment, chances you'll get ANY job are pretty low, even as a teacher. In fact, a lot of spanish guys come to other countries to be spanish teachers there.
User avatar #319 - rockerforlife (06/06/2014) [-]
Sounds cool! Alright thanks for your advice! I'll add you as a friend and bug you if i ever get serious about moving there
#287 - Yeah I'm from Plön, it's about 1h north from Hamburg  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2014 on American Tourists +1
User avatar #288 - dvdfaust (06/03/2014) [-]
Well, I'm glad you like it, if not for the tourists, at least..!
#159 - Cool, where do you live and how do you like it there? I'm from…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/03/2014 on American Tourists +1
User avatar #201 - dvdfaust (06/03/2014) [-]
Wiesbaden, it's about 12 km out of Frankfurt. You?
User avatar #222 - febreezboi (06/03/2014) [-]
Shit, I live in Sellin on Rügen. We get so many fucking tourists, annoying more than anything.
User avatar #240 - dvdfaust (06/03/2014) [-]
I have never even heard of that place D: Is it up near the Danish border? That's about the only part of Germany I haven't been to, that far north.
#290 - melwach (06/03/2014) [-]
Fellow german island dweller here. Rügen lies in the Baltic Sea, so it's the northern part of Germany all right.
Not as close to the Danish border as me though, I live in Nordfriesland. It has been Danish until the Prussians saved us from their Scandinavian barbarity. ;)
User avatar #293 - dvdfaust (06/03/2014) [-]
Oooh, now I'm interested in going. German islands, how cool. Also, curse those danes, what with their beautiful blonde women and strong beer!
User avatar #287 - nass (06/03/2014) [-]
Yeah I'm from Plön, it's about 1h north from Hamburg
User avatar #288 - dvdfaust (06/03/2014) [-]
Well, I'm glad you like it, if not for the tourists, at least..!
#576 - **nass rolled image ** cu admin 06/02/2014 on Admin is going to ban you 0
#13 - As a muslim I can tell what will happen we all gonn…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/01/2014 on there is only one way to... +87
User avatar #189 - zuflux (06/02/2014) [-]
I read this as "Eighteen Twentyteven."

Because right before I said "Nine eleven"
#83 - jellydickpenis (06/02/2014) [-]
18/22 you clever fuck
#101 - psychoticcaleb (06/02/2014) [-]
#48 - anonymous (06/02/2014) [-]
#1068 - givin you the ultra duckface 05/30/2014 on Post your selfie here +2
#7 - As a german, i find this fairly accurate... 05/29/2014 on Buying Beer 0
#50 - First, I'm not anti-jewish or anything. I really don't care wh… 05/28/2014 on (untitled) 0
#12 - Could it be that the store decided to remove pork because it w…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/28/2014 on (untitled) +2
#44 - anonymous (05/28/2014) [-]
i didn't know Leeds was majority Muslim ... or Manchester for that matter this cities cnetre mate not down street from local suburbs
#43 - anonymous (05/28/2014) [-]
out of curiosity what is your view on Israel? as a muslim what is your stance on tthe jewish state??
#53 - anonymous (05/28/2014) [-]
User avatar #50 - nass (05/28/2014) [-]
First, I'm not anti-jewish or anything. I really don't care what you believe in or don't believe at all. But I think it's wrong to claim the land of people and opress them for years. My family comes from Palestine, so it's rather personal. But I still think it's not better what the terrorist do. It just makes everything worse.

tl;dr I don't like the state Israel , but don't have ANY hate against israelis/jews in general, except the extreme ones, but this applies to muslim/christians/atheist/whatever aswell
#6 - Dude, that's an AK-47. You clearly need to dip it in vodka fir… 05/26/2014 on Why won't my Sig fire? 0
#10 - Played a round of cod4 , but somehow it doesnt track the ingam…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/26/2014 on Mouse Tracking 0
#135 - anonymous (05/26/2014) [-]
its because the game forces the mouse back in the centre of the screen when you move, that you dont stop moving when you reached the end of your screen.
#136 - shizzowolf (05/26/2014) [-]
Never logged in at work
User avatar #37 - rhc (05/26/2014) [-]
my guess is play in windowed mode, not fullscreen.
User avatar #11 - peruru (05/26/2014) [-]
I wish I could be more help, but I'm still new to the program as well. I'm sure the developers could answer your question. The email is info@iographica.com
#28 - That poor fella ... 05/20/2014 on Hope she's next :'-( +4
#114 - Sheik is title, meaning "elder" and is similar to a … 05/16/2014 on Here is Dubai! +1
#92 - Swearing seems to be civilized then?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/16/2014 on Here is Dubai! +2
User avatar #97 - siriusfakk (05/16/2014) [-]
Pffz. '' are arab societies good or bad ''
Everything is better than being stereotyped with fucking sheeps or camels and shit.
Everything is better than that argument.
User avatar #94 - siriusfakk (05/16/2014) [-]
Fuck yeah.
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