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Video Games Played: BF3, COD4, Bioshock, Racing Games, GTA
Interests: cars, design, art, photography
Date Signed Up:1/31/2012
Last Login:12/19/2014
Location:Germany
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#7 - I love them too! But Drink The Sea was the better album IMO  [+] (5 new replies) 08/18/2014 on Papers 2 +2
User avatar #100 - shatted (08/19/2014) [-]
>see glitch mob content
>hope to god someone has a drink the sea wallpaper in the comments
>see this

You sir, are my savior.
User avatar #57 - ninjawizards (08/19/2014) [-]
I agree with you although I really loved Our Demons from LDI.
User avatar #9 - onlylettersyousay (08/18/2014) [-]
I respect your opinion, but I personally prefer Love Death Immortality. Drink The Sea is still really good, though.
#58 - nass (08/19/2014) [-]
I really like how the overall vibe of these two albums are so different. While DTS has a ... adventurous style ( I don't know how to describe it, but it feels like the album wants to take you on a journey), LDI sounds more like a battle (more aggressive, hard, faster etc.) Not only the sound, but of course the names of the songs (and the albums) reflect this (IMO).

BTW you should check out their solo albums (If you haven't already), I admire edITs "Crying Over Pros For No Reason". Really soft, chilly album.
User avatar #59 - onlylettersyousay (08/19/2014) [-]
I didn't know they had any solo stuff. I'll definitely check that out tonight.
#23 - Looks like a chimney to me. Many old apartments have one, alto… 08/07/2014 on ahhhhhh yes 0
#50 - Tried my best. Prussia is not from me - just copy pasterino 08/04/2014 on Of relations +2
#37 - How do wanna build up something if you live in something calle… 08/02/2014 on Oy vey +3
#15 - Even the labels are wrong. It's a Nissan S15 ffs. And as mu…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/29/2014 on Golden Ferrari 0
User avatar #34 - puzekatt (07/29/2014) [-]
oh and i know the label is wrong, didnt take the time to check a pic i found a long time ago
User avatar #31 - killerliquid (07/29/2014) [-]
Especially if it's an RX-7 FD, really any of the golden age of Japanese Sports cars.
User avatar #32 - killerliquid (07/29/2014) [-]
fuck
User avatar #17 - puzekatt (07/29/2014) [-]
i can compare them, its my opinion
#16 - puzekatt has deleted their comment.
#50 - >title That's because it was only shown in Germany…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/28/2014 on I don't remember this... +510
#207 - darkdanger (07/29/2014) [-]
"Haus"
#190 - anonymous (07/29/2014) [-]
as if i read that comment somewhere else...
User avatar #179 - therockofshame (07/29/2014) [-]
Heil Honey I'm Home Full Uncut Episode Or this.
#159 - sedativechunk (07/29/2014) [-]
The only version Anne Frank got was "How I gassed your mother".
User avatar #158 - nukinzerambo (07/29/2014) [-]
"but that all changed when the goy nation attacked"

mysidesss
#139 - entertaining (07/29/2014) [-]
>The Last Gasbender
#122 - umcsullivan (07/29/2014) [-]
"the last gasbender"
#121 - whalobster (07/29/2014) [-]
>The Last Gasbender
User avatar #66 - repostforlife (07/28/2014) [-]
I love you for that. you are a beautiful person
#366 - RIGHT IN THE MINOY  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2014 on What would you draw? +5
User avatar #391 - dorfdorfdorf (07/23/2014) [-]
I hate to go tumblr, but im actually dying with laughter right now, deer god help me
#1195 - Don't worry, he's not that conservative (or crazy, those ret… 07/22/2014 on Feels thread, open your hearts 0
#1122 - Oh, now I'm sad. Luckily we could get my teta and my two a…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2014 on Feels thread, open your hearts 0
User avatar #1140 - annoos (07/22/2014) [-]
I try... one way or another, through the small beautiful things i have, friends, love , parents, health .. i'm actually pretty grateful to where i am. but not sure where am i gonna go..
And you're right, nothing will ever be the same, this is not a small war, not a conflict, this is full anarchy, hatebreeding, blood shed and revenge is all that awaits this country for the next hundred years... maybe i'm exaggerating because of my feelings, but that's the way i see it, because i hear both sides talking, and none of them say anything pretty..
about your uncle, allah yerhamo. and good job helping the relatives you could help, they're in luck.
#1104 - Age: 19 Sex: Male Location: North Germany I j…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/22/2014 on Feels thread, open your hearts 0
#1137 - kwizzer (07/22/2014) [-]
Only two ways... either stand up to your dad or do as he pleases.
Doing as he wants you to means that you will have to suppress your urges/needs unless you start thinking like him.
Standing up to him will most likely either end up breaking your ties to your dad well, it's the stereotypical image I have of strict Muslim parents in Germany nowadays or he will accept your decision after some time (most likely years - but hey, that's what you see in Hollywood). Hope your dad is not like the Muslim parents/siblings you hear of in Germany which kill their daughter/sister after finding out she has a boyfriend

Difficult choice, so there is also the way of trying to get into a relationship without him knowing... but once he finds out, he will be more than furious - he will have lost all the trust he put in you before...
Choose what's most important to you or which decision will lead to the 'highest' happiness, I guess: for instance, if you don't mind that much suppressing your needs 'n comply with what your parent wants, you probably should do just that, but if it is way more important to you to get a girl, go for it, I guess.
User avatar #1195 - nass (07/22/2014) [-]
Don't worry, he's not that conservative (or crazy, those retards who kill their daughters/sisters are crazy, not muslim in my opinion). He just says "If you find a girl, that's fine. But you're intent should be to marry her (someday)". But I can't look him straight in the eyes and tell him, I want to marry this girl someday ( the one I just rejected). I guess I tend to have feelings for my female friends in relationship, simply because I fall in love the way they love... you get me? What I try to say is, I don't think I want my friend, but rather the same love she gives to her boyfriend.

This is so weird. I can't even tell if I like a girl anymore
#1070 - Half my family is syrian and when we visited them in summer, w…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/22/2014 on Feels thread, open your hearts 0
User avatar #1093 - annoos (07/22/2014) [-]
There's nothing beautiful left .. it's all either destroyed, like homs or aleppo, or kind of socially ruined, like latakia... this city right now is way too fucked up that it ever was... all the rich people ran to latakia, and all the poor people also ran to latakia, everyone wants to hustle his way to survival, it became sad and disgusting drugs are at every corner... bombs and destruction aren't the only problems we have
User avatar #1122 - nass (07/22/2014) [-]
Oh, now I'm sad. Luckily we could get my teta and my two aunts out of the country. My youngest uncle had to escape to Lebanon, after being wanted for treason. My other uncle got shot on his way to work and has left a wife and 3 children behind. I guess things will never be the same ... but I hope ... no, I know you will find your way. Just try to stay positive!
User avatar #1140 - annoos (07/22/2014) [-]
I try... one way or another, through the small beautiful things i have, friends, love , parents, health .. i'm actually pretty grateful to where i am. but not sure where am i gonna go..
And you're right, nothing will ever be the same, this is not a small war, not a conflict, this is full anarchy, hatebreeding, blood shed and revenge is all that awaits this country for the next hundred years... maybe i'm exaggerating because of my feelings, but that's the way i see it, because i hear both sides talking, and none of them say anything pretty..
about your uncle, allah yerhamo. and good job helping the relatives you could help, they're in luck.
#172 - How did it all start? I dunno, maybe when they occupated Pales… 07/10/2014 on Just pointing out the obvious 0
#21 - Ah ok, I see where our problem was. I thought about horse seme… 07/09/2014 on Caviar 0
#17 - yeah but why should you prefer old sperm over fresh one for re…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/09/2014 on Caviar +1
User avatar #18 - toguro (07/09/2014) [-]
>reproducing

Spermargarita, a sperm margarita. Now you know why I was rather disgusted with myself.
User avatar #21 - nass (07/09/2014) [-]
Ah ok, I see where our problem was. I thought about horse semen, which is used for .. well making good horses. The tought of a sperm margarita is disgusting indeed
#12 - But it ain't fresh!  [+] (4 new replies) 07/09/2014 on Caviar +2
#14 - toguro (07/09/2014) [-]
Oh, I'm sorry your glass of Dead Man's Semen isn't perfectly fresh; how rude of us.
User avatar #17 - nass (07/09/2014) [-]
yeah but why should you prefer old sperm over fresh one for reproducing? I don't it makes any sense, sorry
User avatar #18 - toguro (07/09/2014) [-]
>reproducing

Spermargarita, a sperm margarita. Now you know why I was rather disgusted with myself.
User avatar #21 - nass (07/09/2014) [-]
Ah ok, I see where our problem was. I thought about horse semen, which is used for .. well making good horses. The tought of a sperm margarita is disgusting indeed
#10 - That makes no sense at all. Sperm are produced in your balls. …  [+] (11 new replies) 07/09/2014 on Caviar +2
User avatar #39 - dorfdorfdorf (07/10/2014) [-]
False, sperm are produced more inside your body, your balls only momentarily store some for ejaculations. That's why if you fap like 6 times in a day you eventually come up dry, your balls are literally empty
#11 - toguro (07/09/2014) [-]
When the man dies he'll still have some contained
User avatar #19 - lazaman (07/09/2014) [-]
>A gumball machine that is full, but will never be filled again.
>A gumball factory.

This is the difference between a dead man and a live man.

Just saying any dude would dump loads if he was asked nicely enough, or paid enough.

Shit I'd sell my semen for 10 bucks.
#47 - reloyjerkins (07/10/2014) [-]
But noone wants your semen
#20 - toguro (07/09/2014) [-]
I'm trying to make a joke using the content not start some /d/ style milking factory
#13 - anonymous (07/09/2014) [-]
If you have an reasonably good looking female willing to come and get it, your welcome to as much as you want right now.
User avatar #12 - nass (07/09/2014) [-]
But it ain't fresh!
#14 - toguro (07/09/2014) [-]
Oh, I'm sorry your glass of Dead Man's Semen isn't perfectly fresh; how rude of us.
User avatar #17 - nass (07/09/2014) [-]
yeah but why should you prefer old sperm over fresh one for reproducing? I don't it makes any sense, sorry
User avatar #18 - toguro (07/09/2014) [-]
>reproducing

Spermargarita, a sperm margarita. Now you know why I was rather disgusted with myself.
User avatar #21 - nass (07/09/2014) [-]
Ah ok, I see where our problem was. I thought about horse semen, which is used for .. well making good horses. The tought of a sperm margarita is disgusting indeed
#7 - And again I MEHOY NEHOYA sorry, I meant tried 07/08/2014 on Minhoyamenoy +5
#41 - Mini & Rolls-Royce = BMW Vauxhall is just Opel with a…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/07/2014 on Rekt +8
#163 - rabbidass (07/11/2014) [-]
MG does exist. It's owned by SAIC, a Chinese Automaker

Source:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MG_Cars
#130 - anonymous (07/07/2014) [-]
they used to be british tho, hence RIP
#69 - firesky (07/07/2014) [-]
robot asked if Britain HAD a car industry.
So I named some of the better known brands that were the bigger british ones in the past.

I never stated that they still exist or are british
#57 - kraygo (07/07/2014) [-]
There's still a fair few of the smaller, more niche firms around though. Lotus, Caterham, Noble, Ariel.
User avatar #54 - scorcho (07/07/2014) [-]
Lotus, too. Owned by a malaysian car company, but still develop their own stuff.
#1635 - I don't very arab, my mom is german ... can't even grow a …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2014 on Rate Yourself 0
#1638 - findaway (07/04/2014) [-]
I'm 3nd year Uni, and I can't get laid
#15 - Ah, thought it was a legit objection or something like this. B…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2014 on a racetrack on top of the... 0
User avatar #16 - grarl (07/03/2014) [-]
It's all good, and you're prob right about what kind of cars they use on there, it would be silly to throw supercars on that.
#9 - *finish a car sorry for dat 07/03/2014 on a racetrack on top of the... 0
#8 - Yeah but a race track is designed for competion and events, li…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/03/2014 on a racetrack on top of the... 0
User avatar #29 - arrogant (07/04/2014) [-]
You could have two cars doing time trials. It is therefore a race track
User avatar #10 - grarl (07/03/2014) [-]
I understand this, I was making a bit of a joke that it looks like a NASCAR track, the whole just oval design, I wouldn't trust cars going like 200 km/h on that, being on a roof and all. I understand it can be well designed and built and all that, just my personal opinion.
User avatar #15 - nass (07/03/2014) [-]
Ah, thought it was a legit objection or something like this. But I agree with you about the speed thing, but keep in mind it was used in a time where cars going 200 km/h was supercar niveau and I guess this was rather used for everyday cars
User avatar #16 - grarl (07/03/2014) [-]
It's all good, and you're prob right about what kind of cars they use on there, it would be silly to throw supercars on that.
User avatar #9 - nass (07/03/2014) [-]
*finish a car


sorry for dat
#407 - Thanks mate, I will. 07/03/2014 on Rate Yourself 0
#387 - His house, his rules I guess. But I'll move out soon to go uni…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Rate Yourself 0
#1007 - findaway (07/04/2014) [-]
Your sex life won't change.. trust me.

Girls don't like Brown guys
User avatar #1635 - nass (07/04/2014) [-]
I don't very arab, my mom is german ... can't even grow a fuckin beard
#1638 - findaway (07/04/2014) [-]
I'm 3nd year Uni, and I can't get laid
User avatar #393 - Mortuus (07/03/2014) [-]
Go crazy, bro.
#407 - nass (07/03/2014) [-]
Thanks mate, I will.
#5 - It's still not a race track, but rather a test track. There is…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/03/2014 on a racetrack on top of the... +5
User avatar #7 - grarl (07/03/2014) [-]
But Nascar is racing...
User avatar #8 - nass (07/03/2014) [-]
Yeah but a race track is designed for competion and events, like NASCAR. This track is on top of the factory, made for testing the cars, because it was too time-consuming/impractical to get the cars out of the city. They could finished the car and test it right away.
But you can't race 20 cars up there, having pit stops and of course have any capacaties for spectators. It's not about the size or the way the track is formed, but rather for what it's designed.
User avatar #29 - arrogant (07/04/2014) [-]
You could have two cars doing time trials. It is therefore a race track
User avatar #10 - grarl (07/03/2014) [-]
I understand this, I was making a bit of a joke that it looks like a NASCAR track, the whole just oval design, I wouldn't trust cars going like 200 km/h on that, being on a roof and all. I understand it can be well designed and built and all that, just my personal opinion.
User avatar #15 - nass (07/03/2014) [-]
Ah, thought it was a legit objection or something like this. But I agree with you about the speed thing, but keep in mind it was used in a time where cars going 200 km/h was supercar niveau and I guess this was rather used for everyday cars
User avatar #16 - grarl (07/03/2014) [-]
It's all good, and you're prob right about what kind of cars they use on there, it would be silly to throw supercars on that.
User avatar #9 - nass (07/03/2014) [-]
*finish a car


sorry for dat
User avatar #6 - kevinator (07/03/2014) [-]
I suppose you're right, I'd rather have that test track than race track I have here
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