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Date Signed Up:1/31/2012
Last Login:12/25/2014
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#87 - Well, certainly this post was about the "brutalness"…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/16/2014 on Anti-Babypille 0
User avatar #88 - scorcho (12/16/2014) [-]
you are talking to a native german speaker, do not try to lecture me.
User avatar #92 - nass (12/16/2014) [-]
Ich doch auch. Aber man es wurde in diesem Fall ja die extraordinärste Übersetzung gewählt, was meiner Meinung nach eine Verfälschung der Tatsachen ist.
#60 - *grammar nazi kickin in* "Das ist gut, Deutsc…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/16/2014 on Anti-Babypille +6
#79 - mcferryn (12/16/2014) [-]
You are bothered by the grammar, but agree with him being german, when he in fact came from austria?
User avatar #93 - nass (12/16/2014) [-]
That sentence is horrible, but I didn't bother correcting that or the false facts
User avatar #73 - Weirdozzy (12/16/2014) [-]
Yeah I was gonna say "Isst"...Hitler ate god? damn man
#59 - Skull is not Totenkopf , it's Schädel . A Totenkopf is …  [+] (5 new replies) 12/16/2014 on Anti-Babypille +5
User avatar #80 - scorcho (12/16/2014) [-]
not true. Skull could mean totenschädel, totenkopf or just schädel. I find your smugness to be inappropriate.
User avatar #87 - nass (12/16/2014) [-]
Well, certainly this post was about the "brutalness" of the german language which is bullshit. We have more words to describe a word like "skull" , but "Schädel" is simply the medical term and the most logical and common use. While I find it amusing, the mistakes in these jokes are enormous ( no matter what language) and I just wanted to clarify things.
User avatar #88 - scorcho (12/16/2014) [-]
you are talking to a native german speaker, do not try to lecture me.
User avatar #92 - nass (12/16/2014) [-]
Ich doch auch. Aber man es wurde in diesem Fall ja die extraordinärste Übersetzung gewählt, was meiner Meinung nach eine Verfälschung der Tatsachen ist.
#69 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
And in English we call it a Jolly Roger. And if that's not the most British thing we say in America I don't know what is.
#181 - You too, mate. 12/12/2014 on Greatness Awaits! 0
#10 - Do know who I'm really sorry for? The developers. The guys (an…  [+] (16 new replies) 12/12/2014 on Greatness Awaits! +143
#124 - mrhandss (12/12/2014) [-]
the game is still over a year from release. If you watch this, I'd say it looks DAMN good for what it is at the moment. Uncharted 4 Demo Dissection
#120 - cptsweatpants (12/12/2014) [-]
But it's not their bosses who decides that, it's us, the customers. Ubisoft or EA release a rushed nearly unplayable game and people practically choke on their dicks to buy it. Then they cry while the company bathes in money and then they fucking do it again. This is our own damn fault and no one elses. If we as customers decisively show that we don't want these kinds of games they won't be making them. So far it's the opposite.
User avatar #105 - sirfistalot (12/12/2014) [-]
Thats why Dayz SA is taking so long... but seriously they should hurry up a little bit
User avatar #68 - greedtheavaricious (12/12/2014) [-]
That's why Knights of the Old Republic 2 wasn't as good as it could have been.

But thankfully, there is a mod for that.
User avatar #57 - RiflemanFunny (12/12/2014) [-]
That's why devs at Valve has some of the best work schedules. The Game isn't released until it is finished. Gaben is pretty cool guy.
User avatar #72 - wafflecat (12/12/2014) [-]
well you know what they say, he doesn't afraid of anything
User avatar #64 - chrispoot (12/12/2014) [-]
Same goes for tripwire interactive
User avatar #55 - averagewhitekid (12/12/2014) [-]
Truth be told, you really should know what you are getting into before you actually look into certain jobs. You obviously aren't going to want to apply to CD Projekt Red if you don't like RPGs, just like you would apply to Treyarch if you hate FPS's and Call of Duty.
If you just need the money and/or need some experience, then you might have to settle working on some shit you don't really want to make, which is a tough truth in every market. Then, if you truly do care about your work, you can move on to other companies that do give a shit.
Its pretty much what I will probably have to do after I graduate, seeing as though the only game company of note in my area is fucking EA, and the division that makes Madden and Golf games every year none the less.
#46 - AztecJew (12/12/2014) [-]
that's the predicament I'm in. I'm a game designer and I have a game concept/story line that has been received well whenever pitched. Problem? To make it the way I want I 'd have to go AAA studio, this would restrict a lot of the creative freedoms I have and would also make the whole thing subject to deadlining and the whims of the publisher. To avoid this I'd have to go AA, which means a vastly smaller budget, limiting what can be done and ultimately watering down my vision. Indie just isn't an option for this game unless there's some savant indie studio that can produce AAA quality games. Life is hard.
#58 - anonymous (12/12/2014) [-]
Compromise, do it at a AA studio. If it's a good game and you market it well it will make money and then you have a bigger budget for the next game.
User avatar #101 - AztecJew (12/12/2014) [-]
Probably the route I'll go. There was on studio in particular I knew had the ability to do it exactly how I want, it's just a matter of whether or not it will be the environment to do so. They released a lot of successful original, hence mine appealed to them, but I'm just out of m element trying to gauge the creative environment.
#56 - anonymous (12/12/2014) [-]
But you can't expect a AAA publisher to give you a super big budget and total creative freedom. You have to make the games they want you to make until you build up your reputation. But if you're being asked to work unreasonable hours and/or you get laid off, then I feel bad for you.
User avatar #100 - AztecJew (12/12/2014) [-]
True, and I understand that of course. AA may be the better route and then provided it goes well I can have more leverage to get a AAA on board. I just don't wanna have to do a remake later for it to be what I want it to be, but such is the nature of the beast, at that point it's more along the lines of not wanting to seem like I'm just redoing it to milk it as opposed to doing it how it was intended.
User avatar #40 - groundzero (12/12/2014) [-]
Well, in this day and age money is a problem. On one hand you can be an indie dev and go kickstarter like Star Citizien did. Or Just become a publisher so you can make any game you want. But money will be your main problem...
User avatar #39 - fuckinfuckinfuck (12/12/2014) [-]
Well said. Shit like that is also the reason that Sonic 06 sucked. That game actually had a lot of potential, and should have been great but was held back by lack of time to finish developing and bug testing. It also happened with Destiny, along with the fact that Activision just wants to release everything later and jew people out of their money.

Also, nice text color.
User avatar #181 - nass (12/12/2014) [-]
You too, mate.
#14 - <Not yelling Allahu Akbar before it 12/12/2014 on Well that was unexpected +15
#62 - Ah, and I nearly forgot: He drunkly ****** a even… 12/12/2014 on Christmas Party +3
#58 - It's just the name of the german Army. He's only doing 2 years…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2014 on Christmas Party 0
User avatar #73 - dialup (12/12/2014) [-]
So Bundeswehr basically means military? Like both the general overview, and the sub categories all belong to the Military/Bundeswehr?
Except for police special forces of course.

On a side note: Hope your friend enjoys what he does, takes some very brave/slightly crazy people to live that life

P.S Since you are from Germany, ( I'm just taking a stab in the dark if you know this or not; not trying to generalize) have you heard much about the Joint European Master in Space Science and Technology course?
#21 - No no, he bought them at home, in Germany 12/11/2014 on Christmas Party +2
#14 - I have friend, who's got that really weird drinking habit. He …  [+] (13 new replies) 12/11/2014 on Christmas Party +13
User avatar #86 - greedtheavaricious (12/12/2014) [-]
I'm from germany, too.

In what kinda store did you guys find that noname stuff?

Now I'm not alcoholic or anything but cheap drinking is always good. Tastes all the same anyways.
User avatar #93 - fistpump (12/12/2014) [-]
Have ever tasted the difference between cheap-as-you-can-find vodka and stuff that's maybe £20 a bottle? Cheap vodka is very watery, and it tastes like paint thinner. Drinking it makes me feel genuinely awful. But a reasonably priced bottle of vodka will be a little bit thicker (when chilled) and will have much, much less of a "bite" (when you recoil in horror because you just drank todenwasser) so it's actually quite nice.
You're right though, for the most part taste is pretty similar no matter what you have, unless it's beer. Beer has a fuck tonne of flavors, most spirits are just flavored bleach.
#94 - greedtheavaricious (12/12/2014) [-]
Ahh, I sort of agree on the vodka. Though, that seems to be the only thing (except for beer, like you mentioned) where the difference is actually notable. Had cheap vodka, about 5 bucks the bottle, then at a russian birthday party (stereotype much) we bought a.. I believe it was a bottle of vodka for 10 bucks.

Now, when it comes to beer I'm very picky, and canned beer generally tastes better to me.

Then we got stuff like Jägermeister and Jagdfürst, or just about any Kräuterlikör, really. Three different brands, including a lot of it on different concerts, no difference.
User avatar #95 - fistpump (12/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, well, it's not even the taste of the vodka that changes, it still tastes like toilet cleaner, it just doesn't peel as much skin from the back of your throat when you drink it.
I know that wine can taste a lot different dependent on where it's from, how it's made, what it's made from, etc. But to me, as somebody who rarely drinks any wine, it all tastes the exact same, even if it's cheap/expensive. You're right, Jagermeister is the same, I mean there's this herbal liqueur called Messerschmitt that I get instead of Jager because it's exactly the same taste but it costs £4 a bottle and Jager is £12.
User avatar #96 - greedtheavaricious (12/12/2014) [-]
Ohh, I forgot about the wine. I am an avid whine drinker, and it all depends on what sort of wine it is. Dry, semi dry, sweet... Now I prefer sweet wine, for these days when I just want to relax. Not a lot of alcohol, perfect to have a good time. Semi dry or dry really only when I'm feeling like shit and want to drink my problems away I know.. the bastards can swim

Gotta check if I can find Messerschnitt somewhere.
User avatar #85 - drunkasaurus (12/12/2014) [-]
okay but what is orange lemonade?
User avatar #88 - greedtheavaricious (12/12/2014) [-]
Stuff like Fanta
#62 - nass (12/12/2014) [-]
Ah, and I nearly forgot: He drunkly fucked a even more drunken girl in the dunes, while she was completly naked. But in front of the house. Where the light was shining. Everbody could see them and everbody did. Was quite entertaining though, especially when both decided to take a break and passed out for 10 minutes, just to continue happily after. When he escorted her to her, while she was still of course totally naked, they decided to continue in the shower. Lulz where had that night. He was from then as the "Sandstinger" ...
#55 - dialup (12/12/2014) [-]
**dialup rolled image**
As someone from USA, what is/are the Bundeswehr? my guess is some type of special forces in Germany
User avatar #58 - nass (12/12/2014) [-]
It's just the name of the german Army. He's only doing 2 years there and after that he wants to go to the SEK (The Special Force of the german police, comparable to SWAT).

But "Bundeswehr" is the word for whole thing though: Marine, Air Force and the normal Army (and all other special forces).
User avatar #73 - dialup (12/12/2014) [-]
So Bundeswehr basically means military? Like both the general overview, and the sub categories all belong to the Military/Bundeswehr?
Except for police special forces of course.

On a side note: Hope your friend enjoys what he does, takes some very brave/slightly crazy people to live that life

P.S Since you are from Germany, ( I'm just taking a stab in the dark if you know this or not; not trying to generalize) have you heard much about the Joint European Master in Space Science and Technology course?
#20 - anonymous (12/11/2014) [-]
Yeah I dont see him getting a weeks supply of vodka for 20 bucks in Denmark. The cheap-cheap stuff is around 10-15 bucks, so unless someone else paid for his other 4-5 bottles that just doesnt add up
User avatar #21 - nass (12/11/2014) [-]
No no, he bought them at home, in Germany
#295 - I post what I posted last time: 12/11/2014 on Album Game +1
#34 - To be fair though, a lot of arabs look like gorrillas . Everyw… 12/11/2014 on Chest hair 0
#44 - He's right you know. But we can't talk about our generation no…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/11/2014 on Today vs Yesterday +1
#175 - truemecid (12/11/2014) [-]
I call bullshit. My grandfather fought as a freedom fighter during WWII and my father grew up during the cold war. They are good people but they love good food with lots of meat and fat.
#47 - ratstroke (12/11/2014) [-]
But this is perfect for bulking so yeah
#38 - WHY IS FEMALE EJACULATION ON THE LIST!? great britian …  [+] (6 new replies) 12/10/2014 on News on Britain +16
#48 - slyblade (12/10/2014) [-]
From what little I know it is actually directed at 'squirting' during ejaculation as opposed to cumming itself. I imagine for hygiene reasons or some shit.
#53 - theshade (12/10/2014) [-]
As a Brit, Its apparently becasue people might think its pee. Which is the dumbest thing ever.
#64 - anonymous (12/10/2014) [-]
In porn it usually is piss.
It's also mixed with piss even if it's genuine.
Actually doing it feels like you're pissing yourself.
#54 - slyblade (12/10/2014) [-]
Aye, That would make sense Have a thumb.
User avatar #40 - joeofold (12/10/2014) [-]
cant realyl tell if its real or just piss and WS is banned so yea.
User avatar #58 - gelind (12/10/2014) [-]
but why is water sports banned?
#328 - I'm not very familiar with details from this period of time of…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2014 on Finland!! 0
User avatar #332 - durkadurka (12/09/2014) [-]
It may be a factor, but then you'd expect the same thing to happen everywhere there were slaves.
#271 - That's a good attitude m8 ! 12/09/2014 on Finland!! +1
#252 - Yeah, but it's nice to see that there are still people like yo…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/09/2014 on Finland!! +4
User avatar #256 - haitianfighter (12/09/2014) [-]
To be honest... I find it hard to hate people. Whatever animosity I might feel is always for the specific person who was being an asshole. That's why I can't condemn FJ but I reply to the specific assholes who take advantage of FJ's "it's a joke" mentality to spew some real racist shit.
User avatar #271 - nass (12/09/2014) [-]
That's a good attitude m8 !
#189 - I think it's fair to say that countries with low population ge… 12/09/2014 on Finland!! 0
#184 - I get what you're trying to say, but it is indeed racist. Now …  [+] (7 new replies) 12/09/2014 on Finland!! +2
User avatar #321 - durkadurka (12/09/2014) [-]
>but rather because they were put in this situation a long time ago and now developed their own sub-society which they can't and don't want to escape

Let's be completely fair. The government did this to them. Free blacks in the North were actually starting to educate themselves before the Civil War despite having almost no rights. After the Civil War there were multiple black congressmen. They didn't develop the subculture they're in today.

It has nothing to do with skin color. If the government hadn't stepped in, I'm almost certain that blacks would be about where whites are today.
User avatar #328 - nass (12/09/2014) [-]
I'm not very familiar with details from this period of time of the american history because I'm from Europe. But I'd say that the discrimination of the blacks in the past century lead to todays situation. Because seperating and excluding a minority surely doesn't help them becoming good members of the society. And now it's just one generation after the next one living this way although it could be way easier for both sides.

User avatar #332 - durkadurka (12/09/2014) [-]
It may be a factor, but then you'd expect the same thing to happen everywhere there were slaves.
User avatar #249 - haitianfighter (12/09/2014) [-]
You're absolutely right. But FJ is a bad place to make such an argument. Even as a reply to a pretty damn racist comment. You and I will enjoy some red thumbs. Of course you'll hear this whole "it's a joke get over it" bullshit but when i come to a site where every single day it's "niggers gonna nig. niggers niggers niggers. We would be so much better with no minorities" on at least half the front page... how much longer will it be just a joke? "I'm expecting at least one "shut up nigger" for this.
But I still come to this site cause I like what it offered me for quite a few years. Glutton for punishment I guess
User avatar #252 - nass (12/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, but it's nice to see that there are still people like you, how aren't just "hating" cause everbody else does it. i don't have a problem with jokes, but I think to some people here are in fact racist. And that's not good.
User avatar #256 - haitianfighter (12/09/2014) [-]
To be honest... I find it hard to hate people. Whatever animosity I might feel is always for the specific person who was being an asshole. That's why I can't condemn FJ but I reply to the specific assholes who take advantage of FJ's "it's a joke" mentality to spew some real racist shit.
User avatar #271 - nass (12/09/2014) [-]
That's a good attitude m8 !
#2 - One of the rare occasion we Germans showed national pride. …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/08/2014 on He can see the bright side 0
User avatar #9 - jouten (12/08/2014) [-]
Kill la Kill - Elite Four Ultimate Battle Regalia!!! >yfw in the game against Argentina was the last time Germany wore three star uniforms
User avatar #6 - lolwutthef (12/08/2014) [-]
im still a little butthurt about the fnal... it hurts
#12 - >description 12/06/2014 on When admin takes down SJW's... 0
#99 - Or buy an Audi with Quattro (or any other AWD car) and never …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/04/2014 on No Sex For You +6
#135 - biohazardben (12/05/2014) [-]
*boxer rumble intensifies
User avatar #114 - lebarricuda (12/05/2014) [-]
I can't find the fucks... where are they?
#10 - let me help you with that m8  [+] (2 new replies) 11/29/2014 on (untitled) +33
User avatar #19 - leonhardt (11/29/2014) [-]
Amazing.
#14 - sexpresso (11/29/2014) [-]
Well isn't that fucking nice.
#147 - Nope. At least not here. It really is Design only. The only ph… 11/27/2014 on Thanks , was doubting... 0
#36 - Bro, look forward. And let people tell that it's "nonsens…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/27/2014 on Thanks , was doubting... +2
#37 - arialynx (11/27/2014) [-]
Thanks man.
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