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Consoles Owned: PC
Video Games Played: BF3, COD4, Bioshock, Racing Games, GTA
Interests: cars, design, art, photography
Date Signed Up:1/31/2012
Last Login:11/24/2014
Location:Germany
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#155 - Some sources (german): engl… 11/18/2014 on golly 0
#153 - No no, you misunderstood. No names at all. 11/18/2014 on golly +1
#87 - Some big companies have a chosen a new system for application …  [+] (4 new replies) 11/17/2014 on golly +16
#145 - NinjaxPandaa (11/18/2014) [-]
Is there a source for this? Not that I don't believe you, I just want to see it myself so I can verify and show others. I've tried googling a bit but I must not be using the right key-words.
#127 - Womens Study Major (11/17/2014) [-]
Still a chance of somebody getting pitcked for their gender though if a name is included, due to most names being typically considered either masculine or feminine.
User avatar #153 - nass (11/18/2014) [-]
No no, you misunderstood. No names at all.
#41 - Well, 9/11 ****** everything up for normal muslim… 11/17/2014 on Alahu Vagina +1
#8 - Dude? What? No. Islam didn't exist for another 500 years. Je…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2014 on Putin the Master +2
User avatar #9 - thepuckisthis (11/13/2014) [-]
Yes their all son gokus
#18 - As Sir-Mix-A-Lot stated in his song "Baby Got Back" … 11/12/2014 on Auntie 0
#82 - here i'll lend you some äÄöÖüÜß 11/03/2014 on It begins 0
#60 - Yeah, nowadays the winters start in late January, February. Th…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/03/2014 on It begins 0
#63 - kristofe (11/03/2014) [-]
yeah i am going to it in koln i don't have the right keys to spell it right i live in hessen by frankfurt and i went to cuxhafen last summer and it was about as cold as it is here now
User avatar #82 - nass (11/03/2014) [-]
here i'll lend you some äÄöÖüÜß
#181 - Was just talking about the Design Department. Because I think …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2014 on Quesha has a point 0
User avatar #187 - theshadowed (11/03/2014) [-]
Oh, sorry, I misunderstood
#16 - Yeah, it's crazy. Maybe they do it so they can start easter ca… 11/03/2014 on It begins 0
#11 - Dude, here in Germany they start with christmas candy in …  [+] (6 new replies) 11/03/2014 on It begins +17
#34 - kristofe (11/03/2014) [-]
on a good note german christmas candy and cookies are fucking amazing my first winter in germany and it is warmer than where i am from in the states with more candy and drinking
#60 - nass (11/03/2014) [-]
Yeah, nowadays the winters start in late January, February. This New Years Eve it was like 11° C outside, but I live in the very North next to the ocean, so it's quite mild anyways. You should definetly go to a "Weihnachtsmarkt" (christmas market).

Pic related, this is the Weihnachtsmarkt in Hamburg
#63 - kristofe (11/03/2014) [-]
yeah i am going to it in koln i don't have the right keys to spell it right i live in hessen by frankfurt and i went to cuxhafen last summer and it was about as cold as it is here now
User avatar #82 - nass (11/03/2014) [-]
here i'll lend you some äÄöÖüÜß
#12 - Womens Study Major (11/03/2014) [-]
In the Netherlands they have special candy for Sinterklaas and it is a few days before christmas, but it sells in august. AUGUST.
User avatar #16 - nass (11/03/2014) [-]
Yeah, it's crazy. Maybe they do it so they can start easter candy in February
#8 - Picture 11/03/2014 on (untitled) +10
#152 - ******** . They have some really awesome universit…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/03/2014 on Quesha has a point +1
User avatar #176 - theshadowed (11/03/2014) [-]
Thats untrue. Umea in the world rankings is currently 200 and something, with the top European unis being British
User avatar #181 - nass (11/03/2014) [-]
Was just talking about the Design Department. Because I think it's stupid to generalize a whole university. Some are a good choice in Medicine, but aren't all that good in Economics etc.

What I wanted to express is, that some of the unis excell in special department, like the Umea in Design. Here in Germany the University of Heidelberg is known for Medicine and is only mediocre in other departments.
User avatar #187 - theshadowed (11/03/2014) [-]
Oh, sorry, I misunderstood
#19 - still waiting for that zimbambwe comment … 10/28/2014 on Shirt 0
#55 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 10/28/2014 on Weird AL. 0
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#51 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 10/28/2014 on Weird AL. 0
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#104 - But...but... don't you play CS:GO to have fun? or is thi… 10/28/2014 on Choose wisely, or don't. 0
#108 - A legend! I named my first car after him, it was bor… 10/20/2014 on Die a rapper.... 0
#14 - Dude, there is nothing wrong about realizing that "she wa… 10/19/2014 on Poor little f*ck +1
#11 - Your parents are somewhat right. Example: If never t…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/19/2014 on Poor little f*ck 0
User avatar #12 - beldepinda (10/19/2014) [-]
Aye, that is exactly what I mean indeed. But, I still find it strange that everyone responds in that kind of way. I tought it would be different, how I cannot tell tough for I have no idea....

And, well it's a bit of a painfull thing. The main reason for the breakup is not love running out. No it was the distance and time we could be together. Due to me having a busy internship and she with work etc. We could only be 1 weekend each month at eachother. She could not take that, and she said she wanted to atleast try one more month to see if it gets better. Now, I knew already it would not since nothing is going to change, my internship is finished in about 3 months but her work keeps on. And the distance of 3 hours travelling time stays the same.

Now, I have to tell my sins. I saw this as a quick escape, she was madly in love with me. And I was for her everything she wanted in a guy... (im happy that I could be such a person. Never expected it). But for me, she was not the right type. Altough I was in love 2, I just could not stand the combined factors of the distance, time, and she not totally being the right one for me made me quit the relation. We broke up together, we did still love each other at the last moment I saw her and we will stay at being friends with each other.

Now, that I come to think of it. I totally deserve everyone treating that way. I lied to her that it was only the distance, I choose the easy way out instead of looking to fix things and I had those feelings for a longer time. I just could not find a way to bring it to her... They are right, I was not madly in love. My logical part is stronger then my heart in this matter so they are right.... I don't deserve that brofist, keep it for someone who deserves and need it....

#16 - meanyus (10/19/2014) [-]
The reason people say that to 13 year olds is because most (pretty much all) of them believe that each and every bad thing that happens is the end of the world. To be quite honest, up until you leave for college, what happens at school is your entire world, for the most part. Young people lack the ability to see things in the bigger picture of life and even the difference between say 18 and 21 is pretty huge for most people.

For me, I think learning about love was to realize that I don't believe in soul mates. I've had multiple people in my life who I've loved (and still do to this day) but to whom I don't even speak anymore. I've learned from those relationships and have a wonderful wife and son now, so it all worked out for the best. I guess for me, love is having someone whom I care very deeply about AND that I can stand to be around for an extended period of time.

Good luck in your search.
#14 - nass (10/19/2014) [-]
Dude, there is nothing wrong about realizing that "she was just 40° C" and lying to yourself is not a bad thing to help you with your emotions, as long as its only temporary.
You made progress and that's what counts.
#12 - I think a Volkswagen ("peoples car" ordered by Hitle…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/19/2014 on this car makes me hate... 0
#17 - slaughprikot (10/19/2014) [-]
Since audi is built in ingolstadt in germany, and was bought by volkswagen a few years ago, it doesnt make that much of a difference.
#25 - Womens Study Major (10/19/2014) [-]
Normal A4's limousines are built in Neckarsulm . Only Rs/S/Allroad and avant models (A4) are built in Ingolstadt. The R8 for example is also built in Neckarsulm. Audi itself is from Ingolstadt tho.
#26 - Womens Study Major (10/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #27 - adunsaveme (10/19/2014) [-]
y thoe
#14 - but fat = unhealty And when we're talking about these…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/12/2014 on fat v skinny +1
User avatar #21 - theghostrider (10/13/2014) [-]
Fat = Unhealthy isn't the same as skinny = healthy.

Howeve,r you're just probably closer to your ideal weight.
User avatar #20 - theghostrider (10/13/2014) [-]
Fat = Unhealthy isn't the same as skinny = healthy.

Howeve,r you're just probably closer to your ideal weight.
#13 - but fat = unhealty And when we're talking about these… 10/12/2014 on fat v skinny +1
#89 - What do you mean? Allahu akbar? I'm (50%) arab if that matters to you. 10/12/2014 on Science in the middle east 0
#14 - I really laughed my ass off. As a muslim. Maybe especially b…  [+] (13 new replies) 10/12/2014 on Science in the middle east +47
#87 - Womens Study Major (10/12/2014) [-]
if you are not arab muslim, please stop saying that word, gee why is it so hard for people to remember cultural appropriation okay
User avatar #89 - nass (10/12/2014) [-]
What do you mean? Allahu akbar? I'm (50%) arab if that matters to you.
#76 - derpingtonherp (10/12/2014) [-]
I'm a muslim 2, i showed this to all of my friends and they laughed their 3gal off
User avatar #71 - motherduck (10/12/2014) [-]
How does it feel to worship a shit eating pedo you terrorist faggot?
#69 - allahrules (10/12/2014) [-]
same here akhi same here just makıes me laugh my ass off
User avatar #51 - fatalkill (10/12/2014) [-]
so what does it mean
User avatar #53 - thepinkestofthepie (10/12/2014) [-]
what? allahu akbar means god is the greatest
User avatar #54 - fatalkill (10/12/2014) [-]
how much money do you think it'd take to bribe a muslim high schooler to dress as a terrorist
User avatar #55 - thepinkestofthepie (10/12/2014) [-]
average life expectancy of an arab = 80
80/40=2
2+1=3
3 dollars
illuminati half life 3 confirmed
User avatar #58 - fatalkill (10/12/2014) [-]
WAIT NO IT'D BE (THE YEARS UNTIL 80) -( AGE) SO LIKE 48
User avatar #59 - fatalkill (10/12/2014) [-]
but i'm broke so 21
User avatar #56 - fatalkill (10/12/2014) [-]
so 21
User avatar #57 - thepinkestofthepie (10/12/2014) [-]
yes
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