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Gender: male
Steam Profile: sox_nass44
Consoles Owned: PC
Video Games Played: CS:GO, BF3, COD4, Bioshock, Racing Games, GTA
Interests: cars, design, art, photography, computers
Date Signed Up:1/31/2012
Last Login:4/18/2015
Location:Germany
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Content Ranking:#6235
Comment Ranking:#9050
Highest Content Rank:#1201
Highest Comment Rank:#1286
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Subscribers:4
Content Views:201770
Times Content Favorited:287 times
Total Comments Made:816
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hi. I sometimes make OC. But not the funny comics.

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#13 - I made one for us spent way too much time …  [+] (13 new replies) 08/28/2014 on Game of sites +447
#98 - MasterManiac (08/28/2014) [-]
Any chance of a wallpaper size version bro?
User avatar #91 - Viceroy (08/28/2014) [-]
Hey,I love admin too, probably more so than I'm comfortable admitting. I need his voice in me
But lets be real, our slogan ought to be along the lines of 'Nothing is Sacred'
User avatar #72 - spanishiqiustion (08/28/2014) [-]
wallpaper size?
User avatar #70 - whtkid (08/28/2014) [-]
Saved and now my Wallpaper
#54 - atheistzilla (08/28/2014) [-]
i want a wallpaper version
#45 - newdevyx (08/28/2014) [-]
It's ogre when i say it's ogre.
User avatar #36 - atoaster (08/28/2014) [-]
Can't help but feel it would look better if the FJ logo was behind admin. With two on the sides, they look a but weird.
User avatar #24 - bogbean (08/28/2014) [-]
it's awesome
User avatar #19 - rahtoga (08/28/2014) [-]
Post as content
User avatar #22 - rahtoga (08/28/2014) [-]
nice
#16 - phisko (08/28/2014) [-]
See you in top comments
User avatar #15 - grandmasterjax (08/28/2014) [-]
God bless.
#30 - oh ok, that is weird 08/27/2014 on Had to be fixed +1
#25 - I guess it was a girl uploading this, trying to say something …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/27/2014 on Had to be fixed +2
User avatar #29 - wotterpatch (08/27/2014) [-]
The original sauce on this had it as a guys instagram, the brother and cousin respectively of these smokin hot girls
User avatar #30 - nass (08/27/2014) [-]
oh ok, that is weird
#19 - At first I chuckled cause I understood that, but then I got ki…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/22/2014 on My favorite science building +53
#71 - lesterthered (08/23/2014) [-]
I agree. Time to make myself feel better by jerking to more of it.
User avatar #65 - vorarephilia (08/23/2014) [-]
you'll get over it.
#31 - anonymous (08/23/2014) [-]
It really isn't that crazy...
#23 - azaman (08/23/2014) [-]
You aren't alone, friend.

You aren't alone.
#14 - I think you've got something wrong. The ISIS fights against th…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/22/2014 on Stephen Colbert on war +8
User avatar #47 - gatorade (08/23/2014) [-]
Like the guy who beheaded James Foley was from Britain.
#35 - onewhoobserves (08/23/2014) [-]
And Brits, Australians, French, German, etc. Although its only about 100 Americans in the last report I heard and a significantly larger number from Europe. The governments are shitting bricks right now trying to figure out ways to prevent them from coming back and causing issues in their countries.
#55 - Yeah, hugging isn't a romantical thing, it's really just a sig… 08/19/2014 on Girls 0
#32 - Ok listen, simple instructions here: Step 1: Go outsi…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/19/2014 on Girls +7
#36 - withstrangeraeons (08/19/2014) [-]
Nass' advice is both lovely and true. Sometimes it's not even just when she's having an emotional time. Not all that long ago a guy friend and I had someone we both cared about get hospitalized, and so it was mutual hug time.
User avatar #55 - nass (08/19/2014) [-]
Yeah, hugging isn't a romantical thing, it's really just a sign for "I'm here for you". And it doesn't matter if your opposite is male or female, younger or older etc., everybody understands and appreciates it.
#58 - I really like how the overall vibe of these two albums are so …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2014 on Papers 2 +2
User avatar #59 - onlylettersyousay (08/19/2014) [-]
I didn't know they had any solo stuff. I'll definitely check that out tonight.
#7 - I love them too! But Drink The Sea was the better album IMO  [+] (5 new replies) 08/18/2014 on Papers 2 +2
User avatar #100 - shatted (08/19/2014) [-]
>see glitch mob content
>hope to god someone has a drink the sea wallpaper in the comments
>see this

You sir, are my savior.
User avatar #57 - ninjawizards (08/19/2014) [-]
I agree with you although I really loved Our Demons from LDI.
User avatar #9 - onlylettersyousay (08/18/2014) [-]
I respect your opinion, but I personally prefer Love Death Immortality. Drink The Sea is still really good, though.
#58 - nass (08/19/2014) [-]
I really like how the overall vibe of these two albums are so different. While DTS has a ... adventurous style ( I don't know how to describe it, but it feels like the album wants to take you on a journey), LDI sounds more like a battle (more aggressive, hard, faster etc.) Not only the sound, but of course the names of the songs (and the albums) reflect this (IMO).

BTW you should check out their solo albums (If you haven't already), I admire edITs "Crying Over Pros For No Reason". Really soft, chilly album.
User avatar #59 - onlylettersyousay (08/19/2014) [-]
I didn't know they had any solo stuff. I'll definitely check that out tonight.
#23 - Looks like a chimney to me. Many old apartments have one, alto… 08/07/2014 on ahhhhhh yes 0
#50 - Tried my best. Prussia is not from me - just copy pasterino 08/04/2014 on Of relations +2
#37 - How do wanna build up something if you live in something calle… 08/02/2014 on Oy vey +3
#15 - Even the labels are wrong. It's a Nissan S15 ffs. And as mu…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/29/2014 on Golden Ferrari 0
User avatar #34 - puzekatt (07/29/2014) [-]
oh and i know the label is wrong, didnt take the time to check a pic i found a long time ago
User avatar #31 - killerliquid (07/29/2014) [-]
Especially if it's an RX-7 FD, really any of the golden age of Japanese Sports cars.
User avatar #32 - killerliquid (07/29/2014) [-]
fuck
User avatar #17 - puzekatt (07/29/2014) [-]
i can compare them, its my opinion
#16 - puzekatt has deleted their comment.
#50 - >title That's because it was only shown in Germany…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/28/2014 on I don't remember this... +510
#207 - darkdanger (07/29/2014) [-]
"Haus"
#190 - anonymous (07/29/2014) [-]
as if i read that comment somewhere else...
User avatar #179 - therockofshame (07/29/2014) [-]
Heil Honey I'm Home Full Uncut Episode Or this.
#159 - sedativechunk (07/29/2014) [-]
The only version Anne Frank got was "How I gassed your mother".
User avatar #158 - nukinzerambo (07/29/2014) [-]
"but that all changed when the goy nation attacked"

mysidesss
#139 - entertaining (07/29/2014) [-]
>The Last Gasbender
#122 - umcsullivan (07/29/2014) [-]
"the last gasbender"
#121 - whalobster (07/29/2014) [-]
>The Last Gasbender
User avatar #66 - repostforlife (07/28/2014) [-]
I love you for that. you are a beautiful person
#366 - RIGHT IN THE MINOY  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2014 on What would you draw? +5
User avatar #391 - dorfdorfdorf (07/23/2014) [-]
I hate to go tumblr, but im actually dying with laughter right now, deer god help me
#1195 - Don't worry, he's not that conservative (or crazy, those ret… 07/22/2014 on Feels thread, open your hearts 0
#1122 - Oh, now I'm sad. Luckily we could get my teta and my two a…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2014 on Feels thread, open your hearts 0
User avatar #1140 - annoos (07/22/2014) [-]
I try... one way or another, through the small beautiful things i have, friends, love , parents, health .. i'm actually pretty grateful to where i am. but not sure where am i gonna go..
And you're right, nothing will ever be the same, this is not a small war, not a conflict, this is full anarchy, hatebreeding, blood shed and revenge is all that awaits this country for the next hundred years... maybe i'm exaggerating because of my feelings, but that's the way i see it, because i hear both sides talking, and none of them say anything pretty..
about your uncle, allah yerhamo. and good job helping the relatives you could help, they're in luck.
#1104 - Age: 19 Sex: Male Location: North Germany I j…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/22/2014 on Feels thread, open your hearts 0
#1137 - kwizzer (07/22/2014) [-]
Only two ways... either stand up to your dad or do as he pleases.
Doing as he wants you to means that you will have to suppress your urges/needs unless you start thinking like him.
Standing up to him will most likely either end up breaking your ties to your dad well, it's the stereotypical image I have of strict Muslim parents in Germany nowadays or he will accept your decision after some time (most likely years - but hey, that's what you see in Hollywood). Hope your dad is not like the Muslim parents/siblings you hear of in Germany which kill their daughter/sister after finding out she has a boyfriend

Difficult choice, so there is also the way of trying to get into a relationship without him knowing... but once he finds out, he will be more than furious - he will have lost all the trust he put in you before...
Choose what's most important to you or which decision will lead to the 'highest' happiness, I guess: for instance, if you don't mind that much suppressing your needs 'n comply with what your parent wants, you probably should do just that, but if it is way more important to you to get a girl, go for it, I guess.
User avatar #1195 - nass (07/22/2014) [-]
Don't worry, he's not that conservative (or crazy, those retards who kill their daughters/sisters are crazy, not muslim in my opinion). He just says "If you find a girl, that's fine. But you're intent should be to marry her (someday)". But I can't look him straight in the eyes and tell him, I want to marry this girl someday ( the one I just rejected). I guess I tend to have feelings for my female friends in relationship, simply because I fall in love the way they love... you get me? What I try to say is, I don't think I want my friend, but rather the same love she gives to her boyfriend.

This is so weird. I can't even tell if I like a girl anymore
#1070 - Half my family is syrian and when we visited them in summer, w…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/22/2014 on Feels thread, open your hearts 0
User avatar #1093 - annoos (07/22/2014) [-]
There's nothing beautiful left .. it's all either destroyed, like homs or aleppo, or kind of socially ruined, like latakia... this city right now is way too fucked up that it ever was... all the rich people ran to latakia, and all the poor people also ran to latakia, everyone wants to hustle his way to survival, it became sad and disgusting drugs are at every corner... bombs and destruction aren't the only problems we have
User avatar #1122 - nass (07/22/2014) [-]
Oh, now I'm sad. Luckily we could get my teta and my two aunts out of the country. My youngest uncle had to escape to Lebanon, after being wanted for treason. My other uncle got shot on his way to work and has left a wife and 3 children behind. I guess things will never be the same ... but I hope ... no, I know you will find your way. Just try to stay positive!
User avatar #1140 - annoos (07/22/2014) [-]
I try... one way or another, through the small beautiful things i have, friends, love , parents, health .. i'm actually pretty grateful to where i am. but not sure where am i gonna go..
And you're right, nothing will ever be the same, this is not a small war, not a conflict, this is full anarchy, hatebreeding, blood shed and revenge is all that awaits this country for the next hundred years... maybe i'm exaggerating because of my feelings, but that's the way i see it, because i hear both sides talking, and none of them say anything pretty..
about your uncle, allah yerhamo. and good job helping the relatives you could help, they're in luck.
#172 - How did it all start? I dunno, maybe when they occupated Pales… 07/10/2014 on Just pointing out the obvious 0
#21 - Ah ok, I see where our problem was. I thought about horse seme… 07/09/2014 on Caviar 0
#17 - yeah but why should you prefer old sperm over fresh one for re…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/09/2014 on Caviar +1
User avatar #18 - toguro (07/09/2014) [-]
>reproducing

Spermargarita, a sperm margarita. Now you know why I was rather disgusted with myself.
User avatar #21 - nass (07/09/2014) [-]
Ah ok, I see where our problem was. I thought about horse semen, which is used for .. well making good horses. The tought of a sperm margarita is disgusting indeed
#12 - But it ain't fresh!  [+] (4 new replies) 07/09/2014 on Caviar +2
#14 - toguro (07/09/2014) [-]
Oh, I'm sorry your glass of Dead Man's Semen isn't perfectly fresh; how rude of us.
User avatar #17 - nass (07/09/2014) [-]
yeah but why should you prefer old sperm over fresh one for reproducing? I don't it makes any sense, sorry
User avatar #18 - toguro (07/09/2014) [-]
>reproducing

Spermargarita, a sperm margarita. Now you know why I was rather disgusted with myself.
User avatar #21 - nass (07/09/2014) [-]
Ah ok, I see where our problem was. I thought about horse semen, which is used for .. well making good horses. The tought of a sperm margarita is disgusting indeed
#10 - That makes no sense at all. Sperm are produced in your balls. …  [+] (10 new replies) 07/09/2014 on Caviar +2
User avatar #39 - dorfdorfdorf (07/10/2014) [-]
False, sperm are produced more inside your body, your balls only momentarily store some for ejaculations. That's why if you fap like 6 times in a day you eventually come up dry, your balls are literally empty
#11 - toguro (07/09/2014) [-]
When the man dies he'll still have some contained
User avatar #19 - lazaman (07/09/2014) [-]
>A gumball machine that is full, but will never be filled again.
>A gumball factory.

This is the difference between a dead man and a live man.

Just saying any dude would dump loads if he was asked nicely enough, or paid enough.

Shit I'd sell my semen for 10 bucks.
#20 - toguro (07/09/2014) [-]
I'm trying to make a joke using the content not start some /d/ style milking factory
#13 - anonymous (07/09/2014) [-]
If you have an reasonably good looking female willing to come and get it, your welcome to as much as you want right now.
User avatar #12 - nass (07/09/2014) [-]
But it ain't fresh!
#14 - toguro (07/09/2014) [-]
Oh, I'm sorry your glass of Dead Man's Semen isn't perfectly fresh; how rude of us.
User avatar #17 - nass (07/09/2014) [-]
yeah but why should you prefer old sperm over fresh one for reproducing? I don't it makes any sense, sorry
User avatar #18 - toguro (07/09/2014) [-]
>reproducing

Spermargarita, a sperm margarita. Now you know why I was rather disgusted with myself.
User avatar #21 - nass (07/09/2014) [-]
Ah ok, I see where our problem was. I thought about horse semen, which is used for .. well making good horses. The tought of a sperm margarita is disgusting indeed
#7 - And again I MEHOY NEHOYA sorry, I meant tried 07/08/2014 on Minhoyamenoy +5

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User avatar #2 - syrianassassin (03/02/2015) [-]
where from Palestine?
User avatar #3 to #2 - nass (03/02/2015) [-]
My grandparents and ancestors came from the region around Haifa
User avatar #4 to #3 - syrianassassin (03/02/2015) [-]
mom is from the side of nables
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