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Steam Profile: sox_nass44
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Video Games Played: CS:GO, BF3, COD4, Bioshock, Racing Games, GTA
Interests: cars, design, art, photography, computers
Date Signed Up:1/31/2012
Last Login:3/29/2015
Location:Germany
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#81 - No, of course not. But would this be your first idea for a pra…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2015 on daily autism 0
#82 - apurpleliger (03/23/2015) [-]
I should make a note that I'm a junior mechanical engineering major.

No, this would not be my first idea for a prank. The only way it would ever come up would be if the pieces were sitting around already or otherwise readily available. And the only "engineering students" that have this kind of stuff close by are the ones who work part time on construction crews. This prank has no "engineering" involved. It doesn't require any large amount of creativity or ingenuity. At best you could say that you shouldn't leave your phone with your construction friends, they're significantly more likely to have stuff like this on hand, and the only people who would do this are people who already have the stuff nearby.
#26 - He takes the "the" out of "Physiotherapist" 03/23/2015 on relieve stress 0
#29 - There are no "feminists" arguing for women to stop b… 03/23/2015 on lol +2
#96 - While I'm not sure on this, I guess this was taken out of cont…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/23/2015 on 1 year of water left +1
User avatar #139 - broswagonist (03/23/2015) [-]
Nestle is not an ethical company and hasn't been for years. I wish more people were aware of that. Nestle CEO declares water "food that should be privatized, and not a human right"
#358 - anonymous (03/23/2015) [-]
thank you for posting that. that was legitamately horrifying and more people need to see that that is how corperations think
User avatar #415 - ChewyConor (03/23/2015) [-]
Samefag?
That wasn't even remotely horrifying or unethical. Unlimited free access to water for everyone makes people waste it like theyre on a mission and treat it as worthless, totally undervaluing it all the time.
As the CEO said on another occasion, hydration a and hygiene are human rights and the water to facilitate those go with it, but any other water usage is not a right and there should be paid a reasonable sum for it.
#385 - truemecid (03/23/2015) [-]
It wasn't even that fucking horrible. He mainly argued that water SHOULD be a right, but it is not. It is a food product and like all other food it has a price. So relax man.
#44 - Well, what they mean is probably, that only engineering studen…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/23/2015 on daily autism 0
#66 - apurpleliger (03/23/2015) [-]
Because screwing tabs over the phone to hold it to the table takes some serious engineering skills, right?
User avatar #81 - nass (03/23/2015) [-]
No, of course not. But would this be your first idea for a prank? Maybe, I don't know, it's just a freakin joke. Could you just be cool? Once. Please? Just once!
#82 - apurpleliger (03/23/2015) [-]
I should make a note that I'm a junior mechanical engineering major.

No, this would not be my first idea for a prank. The only way it would ever come up would be if the pieces were sitting around already or otherwise readily available. And the only "engineering students" that have this kind of stuff close by are the ones who work part time on construction crews. This prank has no "engineering" involved. It doesn't require any large amount of creativity or ingenuity. At best you could say that you shouldn't leave your phone with your construction friends, they're significantly more likely to have stuff like this on hand, and the only people who would do this are people who already have the stuff nearby.
#94 - You earned your thumbs up by havin M83 in there. Great job OP. 03/21/2015 on Music Webm Comp 3 +1
#170 - If I remember right, these abos never wanted to be part this c… 03/21/2015 on German Trains 0
#277 - I'm not happy about it, but nor am I unhappy. But please elabo…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2015 on tumblr 0
#290 - gloriousthighs (03/21/2015) [-]
It's just a very sensitive part of the penis and circumcision messes with the frenulum which I happen to think is the best feeling part even though I don't have much of mine left. Basically people cut off the part on our body that would give us the most pleasure (besides the prostate if you can figure out how to make that work for you, I'm unable to solve that mystery so far) for no reason whatsoever.
#86 - I don't know, getting raped is worse than having some skin rem…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/20/2015 on tumblr -2
#274 - gloriousthighs (03/20/2015) [-]
I just look at it differently. I'd much prefer one night of unwanted sex with a dude or lady over having my genitals mutilated for life. If you are happy about it I won't say anymore, i'd hate for you to be unhappy about it like I am.
User avatar #277 - nass (03/20/2015) [-]
I'm not happy about it, but nor am I unhappy. But please elaborate, because to me it's just a piece of skin, which covers up the tip of the male penis, but for example has no influence on the sexual intercourse, at least if it's done properly. I really don't want to sound unsensitive, but I don't get fuzz about it.
#290 - gloriousthighs (03/21/2015) [-]
It's just a very sensitive part of the penis and circumcision messes with the frenulum which I happen to think is the best feeling part even though I don't have much of mine left. Basically people cut off the part on our body that would give us the most pleasure (besides the prostate if you can figure out how to make that work for you, I'm unable to solve that mystery so far) for no reason whatsoever.
#84 - Yeah, they sadly made an impact. But this post is not about in… 03/20/2015 on tumblr +1

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User avatar #2 - syrianassassin (03/02/2015) [-]
where from Palestine?
User avatar #3 to #2 - nass ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
My grandparents and ancestors came from the region around Haifa
User avatar #4 to #3 - syrianassassin (03/02/2015) [-]
mom is from the side of nables
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