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narutohaukea

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Date Signed Up:6/01/2011
Last Login:3/27/2015
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Comment Ranking:#18183
Highest Content Rank:#9304
Highest Comment Rank:#4702
Content Thumbs: 45 total,  64 ,  19
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Content Level Progress: 83.05% (49/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 98% (98/100)
Level 219 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 220 Comments: Mind Blower
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Content Views:6027
Times Content Favorited:1 times
Total Comments Made:952
FJ Points:2196

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#16 - nation wide? i think you may be giving the american too much c… 01/04/2015 on 'Merica +2
#33 - i wish i could be black so i could have unlimited grape flavor… 01/01/2015 on I'm a little scared 0
#1622 - Comment deleted 12/17/2014 on Did you check your... 0
#171 - hahaha yes i should have checked but seeing as the you're and … 08/27/2014 on guy's got a point 0
#163 - i would consider you're opinion, if you had spelled **** …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/27/2014 on guy's got a point 0
#166 - Prada (08/27/2014) [-]
your*

check your own before you criticize others for spelling/grammatical errors
User avatar #171 - narutohaukea (08/27/2014) [-]
hahaha yes i should have checked but seeing as the you're and your issue is easy enough to make, that my phone makes the same mistake i think it could be looked past. but besides that, the point i am trying to make is, how often does someone make one of these comic style posts misspelling the glorious word fuck? And i am no great appreciator of grammar or even English just the word fuck. enjoy fuck, love fuck, respect fuck
#50 - am i the only one who has ever read this and just thought &quo… 08/21/2014 on jurassic ass Au +3
#14 - this took me a minute and i was just like "ugh" ()_(… 07/30/2014 on How to learn English 0
#4 - omg i suddenly understand why Japanese people hate me 07/24/2014 on Reverse weaboo +1
#67 - smallish town in Nevada, US. Not even southern Nevada im up at… 07/21/2014 on Random Fact Comp. 42 0
#65 - because (at least where im from) everyone knows about the god …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/21/2014 on Random Fact Comp. 42 0
User avatar #66 - squalllionhart (07/21/2014) [-]
where you from? personally i've never heard of it until just a little while ago
User avatar #67 - narutohaukea (07/21/2014) [-]
smallish town in Nevada, US. Not even southern Nevada im up at the northern part which is why this is very surprising i thought everyone knew
#63 - wait im just curious. Are you serious?  [+] (4 new replies) 07/21/2014 on Random Fact Comp. 42 0
User avatar #64 - squalllionhart (07/21/2014) [-]
slightly, but after looking it up it's based one of the major deities in ancient Mesoamerican mythology
why do you ask?
User avatar #65 - narutohaukea (07/21/2014) [-]
because (at least where im from) everyone knows about the god and i had to know if this was comedy or not
User avatar #66 - squalllionhart (07/21/2014) [-]
where you from? personally i've never heard of it until just a little while ago
User avatar #67 - narutohaukea (07/21/2014) [-]
smallish town in Nevada, US. Not even southern Nevada im up at the northern part which is why this is very surprising i thought everyone knew
#166 - woah dude careful thats edgy  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2014 on Energy in, blubber out +1
User avatar #167 - jacklane (07/18/2014) [-]
It's ok, the only people thumbing it down are the fat-asses
#77 - because that would be moist disappointing  [+] (4 new replies) 07/11/2014 on Pick Me Up +9
User avatar #111 - oviedoplaya (07/11/2014) [-]
moist puns. those i can deal with. they make me chuckle.
User avatar #264 - imofcnotharveydent (07/12/2014) [-]
guess its a slippery moist slope No, pun for you then
User avatar #268 - oviedoplaya (07/12/2014) [-]
I was gonna say! That wasnt a pun at all
User avatar #275 - imofcnotharveydent (07/12/2014) [-]
hehehe, with my moist blue color I shall bother you smurfs to death
#61 - what? you dont like moistening your lips with the verbal moist…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/11/2014 on Pick Me Up +1
User avatar #77 - narutohaukea (07/11/2014) [-]
because that would be moist disappointing
User avatar #111 - oviedoplaya (07/11/2014) [-]
moist puns. those i can deal with. they make me chuckle.
User avatar #264 - imofcnotharveydent (07/12/2014) [-]
guess its a slippery moist slope No, pun for you then
User avatar #268 - oviedoplaya (07/12/2014) [-]
I was gonna say! That wasnt a pun at all
User avatar #275 - imofcnotharveydent (07/12/2014) [-]
hehehe, with my moist blue color I shall bother you smurfs to death
#26 - damn im moist  [+] (8 new replies) 07/11/2014 on Pick Me Up +8
User avatar #38 - oviedoplaya (07/11/2014) [-]
Moist is such a disgusting word.
#464 - ohemgeezus (07/12/2014) [-]
aye baybay
User avatar #61 - narutohaukea (07/11/2014) [-]
what? you dont like moistening your lips with the verbal moisturizer that is moist?
User avatar #77 - narutohaukea (07/11/2014) [-]
because that would be moist disappointing
User avatar #111 - oviedoplaya (07/11/2014) [-]
moist puns. those i can deal with. they make me chuckle.
User avatar #264 - imofcnotharveydent (07/12/2014) [-]
guess its a slippery moist slope No, pun for you then
User avatar #268 - oviedoplaya (07/12/2014) [-]
I was gonna say! That wasnt a pun at all
User avatar #275 - imofcnotharveydent (07/12/2014) [-]
hehehe, with my moist blue color I shall bother you smurfs to death
#42 - very honorable of you, not many people on this site actually d… 07/04/2014 on He deserved it +1
#35 - ok i guess we're numbering this. 1) no i dont think she di…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/04/2014 on He deserved it 0
#39 - Fgner (07/04/2014) [-]
And thanks for being civil, thumbs for everyone!
User avatar #38 - Fgner (07/04/2014) [-]
Sorry, I like numbers. Helps organize the conversation, you know?

No numbers this time. Our disagreement originates from our separate interpretation of the 2 seconds before the incident. I say she pushed first, he was defending with a poor decision. You say he pushed first and was racing poorly, and I definitely see where you're coming from with all of your arguments. If you're right, I agree. If I'm right, I hold firm. If someone finds the sauce and figures out which one is right. But I'll secede since we're at an impass now.
User avatar #42 - narutohaukea (07/04/2014) [-]
very honorable of you, not many people on this site actually discuss they just bark at each other but this was a very nice conversation and i do understand what you're saying about different interpretations and yes if the one on the right was being the aggresive one then you are 2000% right but as it stands i guess there isn't enough evidence.
nice talking to you young sir
#32 - well thats another thing to look at because its looks like com… 07/04/2014 on He deserved it +1
#26 - no you can't push someone over in a bike race, you can cut the…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/04/2014 on He deserved it +1
#30 - Fgner (07/04/2014) [-]
1) She made physical contact with him first. She continued physical contact. And instead of recognizing the danger she created for both of them, she chose that either she wins the race, or neither of them will. They're in a marathon (I assume), so he's probably exhausted and the time he had to think was mere seconds. He made a split second decision. But I agree, it was poor. Two wrongs don't make a right.

2) The car analogy would instead be, one car is grinding against another, pushing them into the wall intentionally - then decides to take it further and get in front, forcing the driver to stop or actually crash; the second driver then turns into them hard, just trying to make some space, but accidentally causes an accident. A fan then rushes from the stand to beat the shit out of him even though his car is damaged and he was merely defending himself.

3) She kind of caused her own downfall there, so I'm not really concerned about her pain. Just like I don't really concern myself with a bully who gets his ass kicked by the victim. You also need to consider that the same person who would cheat by risking injury of another player is also the same person who would lie about an injury. I'm sorry she got hurt, but she could have prevented it.

4) Really? A man who beats the shit out of an exhausted person on the ground, then throws him off an ~30ft bridge, not knowing whether or not he would land safely or even be able to swim to shore without even understanding what happened, should be punished the same as a guy who made a poor split-second decision where every decision was a losing one?
User avatar #35 - narutohaukea (07/04/2014) [-]
ok i guess we're numbering this.
1) no i dont think she did make physical contact first, because he was leaning on her coming off the turn so he already had more momentum. while yes he may have made a dumb decision in a split second choice, i in no way see him regretting what he did because he is riding aggressively after having come off that turn.
2) I'm not even going to touch on because i was talking about a hypothetical in a case where you were right and the one on the right was the aggressor pushing towards him with her bike, but still that would not be against the rules since she did not make physical contact first (maybe you're thinking something else idk)
3) yet again i cant agree with that because their coming off a left turn and the guy on the left is coming over and rubbing against her while shes trying to fix her alignment. so no i dont think she had a way of preventing it since the guy on the left should have remained farther to the left off the turn.
4) Yes, but i am going at it from a moral standpoint of, he's in a race that he signed up for knowing the rules and also he pushed over a women.
In no way could i see the guy on the left not being the agressor because he comes off that turn way to fast and wide any biker who has been in a race going through a turn that close to someone would understand why they would need to back off.
#39 - Fgner (07/04/2014) [-]
And thanks for being civil, thumbs for everyone!
User avatar #38 - Fgner (07/04/2014) [-]
Sorry, I like numbers. Helps organize the conversation, you know?

No numbers this time. Our disagreement originates from our separate interpretation of the 2 seconds before the incident. I say she pushed first, he was defending with a poor decision. You say he pushed first and was racing poorly, and I definitely see where you're coming from with all of your arguments. If you're right, I agree. If I'm right, I hold firm. If someone finds the sauce and figures out which one is right. But I'll secede since we're at an impass now.
User avatar #42 - narutohaukea (07/04/2014) [-]
very honorable of you, not many people on this site actually discuss they just bark at each other but this was a very nice conversation and i do understand what you're saying about different interpretations and yes if the one on the right was being the aggresive one then you are 2000% right but as it stands i guess there isn't enough evidence.
nice talking to you young sir
#27 - anonymous (07/04/2014) [-]
they both fall because the one on the right move in front of the others, i think both biker did this unintentionally actually, the right one just can't control the bike, and the pushing guy don't want to fall over because he is already to close to the other
User avatar #32 - narutohaukea (07/04/2014) [-]
well thats another thing to look at because its looks like coming off that turn the guy on the left is already pushing into the women on the right which looks like it made her loose control until he pushes her over. and if we know anything its that the guy on the left was on the inside of the turn so he was going faster making it seem like he was working on over taking her while coming off a turn which is another no-no in a respectable race.
#3304 - **narutohaukea rolls 625,402,527** 07/02/2014 on highest roll gets yellow... 0
#80 - yes my parents warned me about satan 02/24/2014 on it wants blood 0
#103 - yes but the issue is no one will be eating the baby  [+] (7 new replies) 02/24/2014 on MMT 0
User avatar #106 - fitemeirlbro (02/24/2014) [-]
i dunno there are some messed up people
User avatar #126 - fables (02/24/2014) [-]
yeah really. I'm looking at you, catboy
User avatar #128 - fitemeirlbro (02/24/2014) [-]
fables stop stalking me
User avatar #129 - fables (02/24/2014) [-]
stop being on the content that I browse
User avatar #130 - fitemeirlbro (02/24/2014) [-]
stop browsing the contend i comment on whore
User avatar #131 - fables (02/24/2014) [-]
stop fucking cats
User avatar #133 - fitemeirlbro (02/24/2014) [-]
stop fucking dogs
#39 - you ******* hipster 01/08/2014 on Console Wars Inbound 0
#35 - number 131 is ******* right! if your the **** fa…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2014 on Onideus +1
#70 - popeflatus (01/06/2014) [-]
You'll go a long way in life...
#19 - wait. what is this show? its looks really interesting  [+] (2 new replies) 12/24/2013 on Going Titan +1
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Watch it here: www.shoupz.com/stream/shingeki_no_kyojin_hd/

That site has superb streaming and quality, especially if you've got good internet.
User avatar #20 - mahnips (12/24/2013) [-]
Shingeki no kyojin or Attack on titan..it is pretty good

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