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naruske

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Age: 20
Date Signed Up:7/02/2011
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Making shit awkward since...since whenever

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#21 - Dude, about 85% of content comes from either Reddit, Imgur or … 12/10/2015 on Am I Just Cause 3ing... 0
#168 - I finished the main quest yesterday, why isn't the railroad go…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/30/2015 on Fallout 4 +2
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#185 - lolollo (11/30/2015) [-]
Your son has spent more time alive than you have, and all of that was through the Institute. Furthermore, through dialogue, its easy to see he really doesn't give a shit about you. He's brash about your wife's (his mother) death passing it off as "at least it was necessary!". Passing that off, you find out he's released you. The fucker is 60 years old. How much time has he had to give a shit about you? Even if its some shit about "youre a backup" they took his for the express purpose of using his genetic code. It took the full 60 years to realize it was stable enough for the gen 3s? Or did they sit on their ass until they actually started? And then you get to the heart of it, he's dying, and he wants to pass the Institute onto you...some random asshole who barely knows how it works in the Commonwealth post nuclear holocaust, let alone in the Institute.

Face it guy, he only wants you as director because he either a) feels guilt that he only now thinks of you b) is so far into nepotism that you're a better choice for him than his colleagues or c) thinks you to be so emotional and manipulatable that he can pour his agenda into you before he dies. What he tells you is that the Institute saved him, but what he means is "they have me such a lap of luxury I didn't need you, so I left you frozen."

Plus, hid eventual plan, apparently, was to blow the Commonwealth to hell all because he finds them to be "filthy savages". That sure is one hell of a son you didn't even raise...


PS, What kind of justification is "he's my son"? You didn't raise his ass. He's had more time to consider letting you out of cryo more than you were even alive. That's the kind of logic people use to justify perpetrating, or staying in some kind of abusive relationship.
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#221 - keatontheghostfox (11/30/2015) [-]
that's why he got a .44 to the face, did it with Kellogg's revolver too.
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#169 - keatontheghostfox (11/30/2015) [-]
They think the end justify the means.
#55 - Wait what? How do I do it. 11/28/2015 on voice recorder firefox fix 0
#25 - Yep. 11/22/2015 on How to write a hit song 0
#22 - Replied to the wrong dude.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/22/2015 on How to write a hit song 0
#23 - kapkap (11/22/2015) [-]
fuck
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#25 - naruske (11/22/2015) [-]
Yep.
#19 - Thank you for that  [+] (4 new replies) 11/22/2015 on How to write a hit song 0
#21 - kapkap (11/22/2015) [-]
the title of the post
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#22 - naruske (11/22/2015) [-]
Replied to the wrong dude.
#23 - kapkap (11/22/2015) [-]
fuck
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#25 - naruske (11/22/2015) [-]
Yep.
#2999 - **naruske used "*roll picture*"** **naruske rolled image ** 11/09/2015 on Final Giveaway 0
#13 - Thanks, I edited it myself! 10/14/2015 on toamexx's profile 0
#9 - Your mother or father has a sister. The sister is adopted or a… 10/14/2015 on Christmas dinner -2
#50 - Suck your own dick if you're capable yeah. But sucking a dildo…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2015 on Sucking Dicks +5
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#76 - kyubii (10/14/2015) [-]
And here I am sucking my own dick for free like an asshole.

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User avatar #3 - toamexx (10/14/2015) [-]
You sir, have an awesome profile pic
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2 things: 1, page comment virginity is mine. 2, what did you say on massi's content to me earlier? I missed it before it was deleted.
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