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Gender: male
Age: 27
Date Signed Up:12/16/2010
Last Login:4/28/2015
Location:Paris
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#158 - We can and currently are mapping the planets of the solar syst… 6 hours ago on Random Interesting Facts... 0
#307 - Building for China ! 04/26/2015 on Huge fact comp #8 0
#79 - I'm french and I can tell you that this is 100 % pure ****… 04/24/2015 on Now u kno (#1) +11
#349 - Oh I get it now. You're gay. You could have spared us… 04/23/2015 on relationships 0
#171 - AND MEEEE 04/23/2015 on Some amazing things part 4 0
#97 - > be so far right people of my country consider me a wannab… 04/22/2015 on Bitch You Dont Know Who You... 0
#95 - Jada Fire master race 04/22/2015 on Bitch You Dont Know Who You... -1
#309 - Woah man, you're being serious ? Is your taste really so restr…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/22/2015 on relationships +2
User avatar #341 - twofreegerbils (04/22/2015) [-]
>short hair
You can stop now.
User avatar #349 - nao (04/23/2015) [-]
Oh I get it now. You're gay.

You could have spared us this ridiculous discussion if you had come to terms with that to start with.
#301 - >2015 >Not being in love with Lupita Nyong'o …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/22/2015 on relationships +1
User avatar #302 - twofreegerbils (04/22/2015) [-]
If I had to paint a picture of the least attractive woman I can imagine, it would basically be her.

This is a joke, right? She doesn't even have long hair. I've never seen a woman with short hair that is also attractive.
#309 - nao (04/22/2015) [-]
Woah man, you're being serious ? Is your taste really so restrictive ?

I find beautiful women attractive whatever damn ethnicity they are or however goddam long or short their fucking hair is. Lupita Nyong'o is stunningly gorgeous, just as are Anushka Sharma, Le Hoang Bao Tran, Natalia Poklonskaya or Jessica Alba, each one of them in their own deliciously different way.

In all honesty it makes me sad to see people like you who can't find beauty where it is, which is almost everywhere. But meh, you don't like black women, I get it.

pic related, it's a politician in my country's conservative party.
Sexy, sexy politician.
User avatar #341 - twofreegerbils (04/22/2015) [-]
>short hair
You can stop now.
User avatar #349 - nao (04/23/2015) [-]
Oh I get it now. You're gay.

You could have spared us this ridiculous discussion if you had come to terms with that to start with.
#296 - It's easy to forget it, but in the end, down under, people are…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2015 on relationships +2
#317 - meatygoodness (04/22/2015) [-]
Hit the nail on the head, friend

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User avatar #6 - cunninglinguist (03/26/2015) [-]
do you get a lot of mentions
User avatar #7 to #6 - nao (03/26/2015) [-]
a LOT

Most of them from the **** brony board

Some people even started mentionning me on purpose to mess with me.
I wish I was aware that the english language had this common mispelling when I created my account
User avatar #8 to #7 - cunninglinguist (03/26/2015) [-]
So what's the meaning behind your username?
User avatar #9 to #8 - nao (03/26/2015) [-]
It's been my pseudonym / gamertag since I started using computers some 15 years ago.
I was (and still am) an astronomy fan, so I decided to name myself after the star Zeta Puppis, a supergiant blue star, whose ancient Greek name was "Naos", meaning "the ship".
But it turned out Naos was already taken, so I kicked the S out and went for Nao instead.

And now here I am all these years later on that english speaking website, getting showered in notifications because you damn internet people can't be arsed to spell properly
User avatar #10 to #9 - cunninglinguist (03/27/2015) [-]
Oh gosh I'm sorry you have to go through that From now on, I will spell things out right.
User avatar #11 to #10 - nao (03/28/2015) [-]
Good. One person convinced. forty thousand to go

Now that your curiosity is quenched lets deal with mine. What's the story behing your username ?
Do you happen to be a smart polyglot ?
an astute grammarian ?
A MACHIAVELLIAN LEXICOGRAPHER ??
User avatar #12 to #11 - cunninglinguist (03/28/2015) [-]
A MACHIAVELLIAN LEXICOGRAPHER. I love that one.
I actually just thought it was clever. I usually stick with 'dairykid' but I thought that was far too boring. Dairykid because I like dairy products.
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