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#379555 - Picture 03/24/2015 on FJ PARTY TIME, FOR REAL 0
#379470 - addy will you ever love me 03/24/2015 on FJ PARTY TIME, FOR REAL 0
#5109331 - were there ever any new items added to the tin chest?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/15/2015 on Play items 0
User avatar #5109347 - caucasianblackbear (03/15/2015) [-]
Doubt it
#78 - TAKE THAT DICK LIKE A MAN 03/11/2015 on Addy girl problems 0
#5107722 - Wondering if I should just give away all my items since I don'…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/10/2015 on Play items 0
User avatar #5107733 - donor (03/10/2015) [-]
nah, keep them for when you get bored again
User avatar #5107734 - dende (03/10/2015) [-]
Donor bby
User avatar #5107732 - ZakuMagician (03/10/2015) [-]
If you don't want em anymore you should just do games or lottos for em.
User avatar #5107730 - samlake (03/10/2015) [-]
I mean, noo don't quit, we looove you, you're my favourite, keep the things (and totally don't give them to me cus I'm a nice guy and I love the taste of your butthole )
User avatar #5107728 - samlake (03/10/2015) [-]
sure, remember, I'm your best friend
#2838 - oh boy, I understood about half of that. Don't hear much about…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/05/2015 on Hook up with an FJer 0
User avatar #2852 - CallMeCrisco (03/05/2015) [-]
Also, road kill collection isn't really a thing here; I know I live in the south, but even people here look at me funny when I mention it. With very few exceptions
User avatar #2845 - CallMeCrisco (03/05/2015) [-]
Maceration is just a much fancier way of saying I throw it in a bucket with some water and let the corpse decompose throughout warm weather...

#2819 - do you have any anime recommendations? 03/05/2015 on Hook up with an FJer 0
#2815 - is the kid from your wife or GF?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2015 on Hook up with an FJer 0
User avatar #2895 - lerruno (03/05/2015) [-]
Wife, my girlfriend has her own son (7 yr old) so I might as well actually have two kids lol
#2814 - so does salvaging roadkill mean, eating roadkill?  [+] (4 new replies) 03/05/2015 on Hook up with an FJer 0
User avatar #2825 - CallMeCrisco (03/05/2015) [-]
Naw. (Though, if I hit a deer myself I'd probably keep it as consolation for the damage...) I take the bodies, skin them if its a fresh kill and the hide isn't fucked, I'll keep the hide for tanning and then macerate them down to gather the bones.

I don't have anything macerating yet this year, but spring is on its way and I'll finally be able to get that sandhill crane out of my freezer and into the maceration tub! (I also have like, six sets of wings, tails, and legs I need to pin and preserve; it's a hobby that keeps me busy)
User avatar #2838 - namtheham (03/05/2015) [-]
oh boy, I understood about half of that. Don't hear much about Salvaging Roadkill here in Manitoba
User avatar #2852 - CallMeCrisco (03/05/2015) [-]
Also, road kill collection isn't really a thing here; I know I live in the south, but even people here look at me funny when I mention it. With very few exceptions
User avatar #2845 - CallMeCrisco (03/05/2015) [-]
Maceration is just a much fancier way of saying I throw it in a bucket with some water and let the corpse decompose throughout warm weather...

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User avatar #1185 - namtheham (11/22/2014) [+] (2 replies)
stickied by namtheham
Opening up services, I currently have
God Gem which is used for:
Creating a wolf (All Wolf Pieces + God Gem)
Creating Gem dust (Special Gem + God Gem)
Opening Lottery Tickets (Low drop rates)
Opening Mouldy Chests

As for crafting weapons, I have all the badges except Demonic and runic, all you have to send are: Books Of Metallurgy and Weapon Plans of your choice

I have the tin blacksmith certification badge, so I can also craft robots

I also have a plunger, send me 20 toilets/overflow and I can get you the random award (Chance to receive no loot)

Drop a comment/pm to my main account namtheham

Then Send to namthejam
User avatar #1226 - sweetkixx (01/02/2015) [-]
Would you be interested in trading one of your angelic short swords?
User avatar #1225 - pidgeyownzutwo (01/02/2015) [-]
what for 50 bananas?
User avatar #1224 - sweetkixx (12/16/2014) [-]
Would you be interested in selling your coal?
I'll sell whatever I got except for a few sentimental pieces. <3
User avatar #1217 - ied (12/08/2014) [-]
Bucket Of Coalx3373 Iron Orex1147 The Soul Keeperx1167 Chicken Eggsx1082 Meal Ticketx2007
User avatar #1218 to #1217 - namtheham (12/08/2014) [-]
you wanna buy em?
User avatar #1219 to #1218 - ied (12/08/2014) [-]
last three are priority
User avatar #1220 to #1219 - namtheham (12/08/2014) [-]
how much you paying
User avatar #1221 to #1220 - ied (12/08/2014) [-]
iron i pay 70 fj per ingot
meal tickets 10 each
soul keeper and coal can wait for the time being
User avatar #1222 to #1221 - namtheham (12/08/2014) [-]
its a bit low, I'll hold onto em
User avatar #1223 to #1222 - ied (12/08/2014) [-]
what are you thinking
also avg price for ingots is 50 so
User avatar #1216 - dende (11/30/2014) [-]
Would you be willing to sell a Silver Rapier or some silver weapon plans?
#1215 - countmerchant (11/28/2014) [-]
notice me
User avatar #1212 - poshblobfish (11/28/2014) [-]
How many would you trade for those ingots?
User avatar #1213 to #1212 - namtheham (11/28/2014) [-]
not interested in selling sword plans sorry
User avatar #1214 to #1213 - poshblobfish (11/28/2014) [-]
That's ok.
User avatar #1209 - taiwanjesus (11/27/2014) [-]
Yo have you checked my trade request? I have another person that might trade if you don't
User avatar #1207 - dende (11/25/2014) [-]
Hey bby
Could I buy a Pet Little Green?
User avatar #1206 - ied (11/24/2014) [-]
sell me iron pls
User avatar #1205 - countmerchant (11/24/2014) [-]
can i get you anything at all?
User avatar #1202 - countmerchant (11/24/2014) [-]
so what do you say, level 5 badge for tea party toast?
User avatar #1203 to #1202 - namtheham (11/24/2014) [-]
nah, collected about 2k fj badges today, i should have a lvl 5 in no time
User avatar #1204 to #1203 - countmerchant (11/24/2014) [-]
then what would you like? i do really need that item.
User avatar #1201 - esenel (11/24/2014) [-]
damn man thats low but ok i understand

User avatar #1196 - esenel (11/24/2014) [-]
you play osrs?
or reg rs?
User avatar #1197 to #1196 - namtheham (11/24/2014) [-]
used to play both, why?
User avatar #1198 to #1197 - esenel (11/24/2014) [-]
dou u still want your items on there?


User avatar #1199 to #1198 - esenel (11/24/2014) [-]
ill trade you all my fj items for them
User avatar #1200 to #1199 - namtheham (11/24/2014) [-]
besides the fact that your items are worth 0, I already sold off 300m and my account
User avatar #1186 - countmerchant (11/23/2014) [-]
can i get you anything for the tea time sandwich? I kind of need it for my collection ;_;
User avatar #1187 to #1186 - namtheham (11/23/2014) [-]
you don't have anything I need, sorry
#1188 to #1187 - countmerchant (11/23/2014) [-]
but i can get you what you need tell me what you'd trade it for. name it even if its an abundance of like tokens,badges, etc
User avatar #1189 to #1188 - namtheham (11/23/2014) [-]
a lvl 5 fj badge maybe
User avatar #1190 to #1189 - countmerchant (11/23/2014) [-]
i will get you a level 5 badge in return for the tea party toast do you accept?
User avatar #1191 to #1190 - namtheham (11/23/2014) [-]
well, I'm not sure because there's about 50 lvl 5 badges out there, and the toast is pretty rare itself
User avatar #1194 to #1193 - namtheham (11/23/2014) [-]
I have no idea man, I'll get back to you once I know what I want
User avatar #1195 to #1194 - countmerchant (11/23/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/countmorgan
i've been doing this for some time. i need my toast
User avatar #1192 to #1191 - countmerchant (11/23/2014) [-]
tell me what you want and i will get
User avatar #1179 - ied (11/21/2014) [-]
what was your trrade
User avatar #1178 - kalvissh ONLINE (11/21/2014) [-]
Are you selling any of your special gems?
I could sell you my bubba kush.
User avatar #1177 - namtheham (11/21/2014) [-]
**namtheham rolls 30**
User avatar #1176 - AreYouBlessed (11/20/2014) [-]
Would you be willing to sell the pitchfork at all?
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