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#469792 - I have more E-Tech weapons for trade for Krieg AHAHAHAHA, Doub… 05/23/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +3
#469760 - Selling a handful of E-Tech weapons 2 - E-Tech Pistol… 05/23/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +2
#255 - I personally like it but... I for some reason dont like change 05/23/2013 on It's Uncanny 0
#11 - Yeah and if that woman that got shot by Mr. Orange in Resevoir… 05/22/2013 on Bad Luck Jesus +1
#221 - Yes! Just keep it animated folks we dont need mo… 05/22/2013 on It all makes sense +1
#189 - .... There was a movie called Grow up Timmy Turner on Nickaloa…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/22/2013 on It all makes sense +5
User avatar #190 - awildniglet (05/22/2013) [-]
The shitty one with Drake Bell?
User avatar #221 - nITE (05/22/2013) [-]
Yes!


Just keep it animated folks we dont need movies in live action formed of cartoons where you can just animate the good acting and not go through shit where if this one actor found a yellow skittle in his gold crown cause it looks like star and stars arent cool or some shit
#81 - Thats adorable! One time my lil brother got my Bull Terrie… 05/19/2013 on Somewhere over the... 0
#134 - Yeah uh... what the fuck is up with the Indian tattoo? 05/12/2013 on The best stoner logic 0
#60 - Ooohh... I have a Bull Terrier and a English Bulldog what do you have  [+] (2 new replies) 05/08/2013 on Somewhere over the... 0
User avatar #61 - Sethorein (05/08/2013) [-]
A Boxer, my second one. He eats... everything.... and cannot be caged xD

Most wonderful moment. I close the cage and padlock it with carabeeners then put up a gate and leave him to go to sleep.

He whines as per usual but I ignore it. I start hearing crashing, I figure he'll tire out, carabeeners can't be broken right? Then a large crash... it sounded like the gate falling. Paws running up stairs, then suddenly scratching at my door. He opens the door, I turn around... he just stares for a moment... and bows.

I go back to the cage, it's still closed! To this day I'll never know how Tyson got out of his cage though I'm thinking we should have named him Houdini.
User avatar #81 - nITE (05/19/2013) [-]
Thats adorable! One time my lil brother got my Bull Terrier drunk by putting bud light into his dish bowl and he got drunk! He started humping the cat and then the chair!
#53 - I thought dogs can see but in a different hue thats why I alwa…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/08/2013 on Somewhere over the... +1
User avatar #71 - amegaara (05/08/2013) [-]
hue
User avatar #54 - Sethorein (05/08/2013) [-]
Nope, they can tell the difference between colours by the shade of gray but that's about it.
User avatar #60 - nITE (05/08/2013) [-]
Ooohh... I have a Bull Terrier and a English Bulldog what do you have
User avatar #61 - Sethorein (05/08/2013) [-]
A Boxer, my second one. He eats... everything.... and cannot be caged xD

Most wonderful moment. I close the cage and padlock it with carabeeners then put up a gate and leave him to go to sleep.

He whines as per usual but I ignore it. I start hearing crashing, I figure he'll tire out, carabeeners can't be broken right? Then a large crash... it sounded like the gate falling. Paws running up stairs, then suddenly scratching at my door. He opens the door, I turn around... he just stares for a moment... and bows.

I go back to the cage, it's still closed! To this day I'll never know how Tyson got out of his cage though I'm thinking we should have named him Houdini.
User avatar #81 - nITE (05/19/2013) [-]
Thats adorable! One time my lil brother got my Bull Terrier drunk by putting bud light into his dish bowl and he got drunk! He started humping the cat and then the chair!
#400 - Well thats true but you need it overall  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2013 on Bieber 0
User avatar #404 - yutakenusername (05/03/2013) [-]
We need protein, yeah, but now humans can just get that in the form of soya. Though you are correct, in order for a human to be healthy, we need protein in our diets (which as humans we originally got from eating animals).
#390 - I never really agree with Vegans or Vegitarians... You need me…  [+] (12 new replies) 05/02/2013 on Bieber +1
User avatar #395 - yutakenusername (05/03/2013) [-]
You don't NEED it.. Our body needs protein, but nowadays, that doesn't mean you have to eat meat from an animal. Also many meals that people eat today are high fatty, beefy meats, not lean. If everyone ate lean meat all the time, then we'd all prosper from it all the time, but that's just not the case.
#424 - ilikepatatas (05/03/2013) [-]
uhm, well, our body NEEDS meat, mostly because of iron, we evolved in a way in which both meat and vegetables are necessary for us, eating only vegetables is basically against our nature.
its like not eating ANY kind of sugars, your brain would stop functioning and you would die within a week
anaemia is not worse but it is slower, like cancer
also, WHERE THE FUCK WOULD YOU GET MEAT IF NOT FROM AN ANIMAL?!
-Bad english is present in this reply, sorry.
User avatar #454 - yutakenusername (05/03/2013) [-]
Like I said below, it would be profitable for humans to eat all lean meat, which we do not do, so it is actually more beneficial to get these nutrients in other ways instead of constantly eating fatty meats. Also, have you never heard of soya..? I never said other kind of meat, I said, "that doesn't mean you have to eat meat from an animal." Meaning there are other sources for those nutrients. Anyways, I'm not a vegan/vegetarian myself at all, hell, I love a good burger. But I'm only making a point that vegans/vegetarians can be extremely healthy without eating animals.
User avatar #422 - ronyx (05/03/2013) [-]
We got canines for a reason and that reason isn't to chew on grass. Sure you can eat vegetables to get all the protein you want, but who wants a boring life like that.
#633 - yutakenusername (05/03/2013) [-]
People that don't like to eat meat.
User avatar #408 - ninjastarthrow (05/03/2013) [-]
I just don't agree with vegetarians. Animals in the wild eat other animals all the time. And they bring up the mass meat farming that fast food places do. Well them not eating meat does literally nothing to save those cows from certain doom. Because just because one person isn't eating it doesn't mean that I'm not. I'll let people be vegan/vegetarian but if they try to force it on me then shits going down. Same with religion.
User avatar #416 - yutakenusername (05/03/2013) [-]
Vegans/vegetarians MAY avoid meat on moral grounds, but that's not to "save" all the animals from their death, that's just them not wanting to eat something that was once living. Also, many do it because they don't like the taste of meat at all or because they want to cleanse their bodies. Like I said, much meat that people eat today isn't even healthy for the body, vegans/vegetarians are often much more healthy than the average person. I know that's not true for every meat-eater, but people don't eat meat for certain reasons, not just for one. Also, I've never seen a vegan/vegetarian try to shove their lifestyle down someone else's throat, but that's just me. Though I wouldn't like it either, like you said.
User avatar #426 - trostell (05/03/2013) [-]
Actually, because of the unique nutrient composition found in animal products, vegans often suffer from severe, even fatal, deficiencies of vital nutrients. Being a vegan of your own free will and being cool about it is alright with me, but you gotta be real jekkin careful with what you eat to ensure you stick to your plan, but also remain healthy.
#467 - N. Korean citizen (05/03/2013) [-]
That has been proven false by so many researches, you may wanna catch up on your reading.
User avatar #471 - trostell (05/03/2013) [-]
I've had to take a vegan to her doctor after passing out several times during the day due to vitamin B12 deficiency, and it can cause serious neural damage if left untreated. Vegans are at one of the highest risks for it because vitamin B12 is found in much higher quantities in animal products, the meat usually being the highest concentration of it.
User avatar #400 - nITE (05/03/2013) [-]
Well thats true but you need it overall
User avatar #404 - yutakenusername (05/03/2013) [-]
We need protein, yeah, but now humans can just get that in the form of soya. Though you are correct, in order for a human to be healthy, we need protein in our diets (which as humans we originally got from eating animals).
#55 - Is that a female  [+] (3 new replies) 05/02/2013 on Good ole Oddparents 0
#58 - thegreenbutton (05/03/2013) [-]
Yep, her name is Ed.
User avatar #56 - juicywarhammer (05/03/2013) [-]
Yeah, and her name's Ed.
User avatar #68 - captainsheperd (05/03/2013) [-]
AWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAA Cowboy Bebop
#19 - Oddworld Strangers Wrath 04/30/2013 on Another census... 0
#3 - Picture 04/30/2013 on Bad Grandma 0
#436070 - I wanna say sequal but lets just let it be the one diamond 04/30/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +2
#436064 - Anyone remember this?  [+] (5 new replies) 04/30/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +2
User avatar #436081 - MrDeadiron (04/30/2013) [-]
what game is that?
#436117 - notquiterepostjunk (04/30/2013) [-]
#436109 - N. Korean citizen (04/30/2013) [-]
some oddworld game
User avatar #436066 - herecomesjohnny (04/30/2013) [-]
tfw a game too unique to be recreated ever again
im happy steam gave me the hd version for free
User avatar #436070 - nITE (04/30/2013) [-]
I wanna say sequal but lets just let it be the one diamond
#69 - I hate how guys always plan and that guy is usually your frien… 04/30/2013 on WAT. 0
#52 - Well I havent been on FunnyJunk since Christmas... and there i…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/29/2013 on WAT. +1
#54 - reican (04/29/2013) [-]
Nude beaches are bound to have some old hairy fat bitch that will gnaw into your mind so that everytime you see a hot chick you can't do shit because the thought alone about that bitch will be a cockblocker
User avatar #69 - nITE (04/30/2013) [-]
I hate how guys always plan and that guy is usually your friend btw on how to block that cock
#93 - I just had to crunch up my legs together because of that 04/29/2013 on oh god what 0
#50 - Now nude beaches! I will go there.. *leans over* Hey just a q…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/29/2013 on WAT. +1
#51 - pulluspardus (04/29/2013) [-]
Are you high or something?
User avatar #52 - nITE (04/29/2013) [-]
Well I havent been on FunnyJunk since Christmas... and there is medical marijuana
#54 - reican (04/29/2013) [-]
Nude beaches are bound to have some old hairy fat bitch that will gnaw into your mind so that everytime you see a hot chick you can't do shit because the thought alone about that bitch will be a cockblocker
User avatar #69 - nITE (04/30/2013) [-]
I hate how guys always plan and that guy is usually your friend btw on how to block that cock
#41 - Dont open your mouth pointed directed towards a bird... One of… 04/29/2013 on It's a bird! It's a plane! 0
#995 - Heh heh heh... 04/29/2013 on Blue names 0
#48 - I dont swim... I never really went to beaches...  [+] (6 new replies) 04/29/2013 on WAT. +1
#49 - pulluspardus (04/29/2013) [-]
Damn dude, thats way 2deep4me right there.
User avatar #50 - nITE (04/29/2013) [-]
Now nude beaches! I will go there.. *leans over* Hey just a question is DJ 4DM1N back? Cause the last time I was fully here he lost the website to a group of people
#51 - pulluspardus (04/29/2013) [-]
Are you high or something?
User avatar #52 - nITE (04/29/2013) [-]
Well I havent been on FunnyJunk since Christmas... and there is medical marijuana
#54 - reican (04/29/2013) [-]
Nude beaches are bound to have some old hairy fat bitch that will gnaw into your mind so that everytime you see a hot chick you can't do shit because the thought alone about that bitch will be a cockblocker
User avatar #69 - nITE (04/30/2013) [-]
I hate how guys always plan and that guy is usually your friend btw on how to block that cock
#252 - "Im going to kill you" "Oh yeah im gon… 04/29/2013 on Not impressed +9
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#3369 - devildudetwo **User deleted account** (08/30/2012) [-]
**devildudetwo rolled a random image posted in comment #98265 at Item Discussion ** Hey,    love all your  post &amp; such sorry but I'm done with this shit FunnyJunk is just fucking stupid /:   
Just look at the left with all the stupid shit that got 1,000s of thumbs l: I'll miss you &amp; all my other friends on here /:   
   
Here's my facebook if you want to add me: http://www.facebook.com/david.m.rosenbaum?ref=tn_tnmn
**devildudetwo rolled a random image posted in comment #98265 at Item Discussion ** Hey, love all your post & such sorry but I'm done with this shit FunnyJunk is just fucking stupid /:
Just look at the left with all the stupid shit that got 1,000s of thumbs l: I'll miss you & all my other friends on here /:

Here's my facebook if you want to add me: http://www.facebook.com/david.m.rosenbaum?ref=tn_tnmn
#3367 - frohtastic (08/26/2012) [-]
you are awesome
you are awesome
#3368 to #3367 - nITE (08/26/2012) [-]
Thanks bro. And trust me sometimes I orgasm from my awesomeness sometimes, I use to during school even during in front of the class room one time.




I soon found out I was in a porno
#3365 - furryflava (08/26/2012) [-]
i always fantasize about being taken from a free kitty box to be a persons pet/sex slave =//w//=
User avatar #3366 to #3365 - nITE (08/26/2012) [-]
I did too
User avatar #3359 - duckspasm (08/24/2012) [-]
finally, jessuuss
User avatar #3360 to #3359 - nITE (08/24/2012) [-]
Im sorry
User avatar #3361 to #3360 - duckspasm (08/24/2012) [-]
it's okay i still love you
User avatar #3362 to #3361 - nITE (08/24/2012) [-]
:D


Wait do I know you. I think I do
User avatar #3363 to #3362 - duckspasm (08/24/2012) [-]
we met underneath a picture of a butt
User avatar #3364 to #3363 - nITE (08/24/2012) [-]
:D
User avatar #3301 to #3300 - nITE (08/09/2012) [-]
Awesome bro! Congratulations
User avatar #3302 to #3301 - thelonelyfeel (08/09/2012) [-]
That gif is real old, I felt I should post them since the original nite made the first one.
User avatar #3303 to #3302 - nITE (08/09/2012) [-]
I am the Original nITE
User avatar #3304 to #3303 - thelonelyfeel (08/09/2012) [-]
The original original?
User avatar #3306 to #3304 - nITE (08/09/2012) [-]
Has there ever been other nITEs? I've been here since 2010...
User avatar #3307 to #3306 - thelonelyfeel (08/09/2012) [-]
The person who made the gifs on another site was named nite, he made them way back in like 2004.
User avatar #3308 to #3307 - nITE (08/09/2012) [-]
Thats a big ass coincidence
User avatar #3309 to #3308 - thelonelyfeel (08/09/2012) [-]
I figured that's why you made the name and have his cat thing as your profile pic.
User avatar #3310 to #3309 - nITE (08/09/2012) [-]
I feel like a tribute.... should... should I be called nITE Jr? while this nite be called nITE Sr?
User avatar #3312 to #3311 - nITE (08/09/2012) [-]
From now on! My nickname be nITE Jr
#3298 - N. Korean citizen (08/09/2012) [-]
you're not funny! faggot. kill yourself!
User avatar #3305 to #3298 - nITE (08/09/2012) [-]
191 friends 24394 thumbs in comment 4432 thumbs in posts.


So... I am funny, last time I check I like chicks.


Trust me if you gonna start bullying me you gonna try REALLY hard.
User avatar #3289 - nITE (07/20/2012) [-]
Little Q
User avatar #3290 to #3289 - nITE (07/20/2012) [-]
Little Q
User avatar #3291 to #3290 - nITE (07/20/2012) [-]
Little Q
#3292 to #3291 - nITE (07/20/2012) [-]
Oh that looks good
#3283 - N. Korean citizen (07/20/2012) [-]
Curious ?
User avatar #3284 to #3283 - nITE (07/20/2012) [-]
A little
User avatar #3285 to #3284 - Schizophreniatoo (07/20/2012) [-]
It's billygoatsgruff 's other Avatar.
User avatar #3286 to #3285 - nITE (07/20/2012) [-]
Well thats interesting
#3287 to #3286 - Schizophreniatoo (07/20/2012) [-]
Just sayin' Hai. Your Avatar caught my eye.
So I stole it.
Meanwhile, I subscribed and happened to notice seel on your friends list.
So I decided to mess with ya'.
I actually have to give over the computer now.
So I left.
Maybe ask seel if he remembers my hostage, the kitten in a blender. lol
User avatar #3288 to #3287 - nITE (07/20/2012) [-]
lol
#3280 - N. Korean citizen (07/20/2012) [-]
I am also Friends with seel, as a goat.
User avatar #3281 to #3280 - nITE (07/20/2012) [-]
Well howdy then



I was gonna reply but I was looking up remixes of Sheiks theme song
#3282 to #3281 - N. Korean citizen (07/20/2012) [-]
Cool
#3279 - N. Korean citizen (07/20/2012) [-]
Beautiful Avitar. My Captcha is 69. My Avatar is Fire Red.
User avatar #3278 - furryflava (07/19/2012) [-]
yeay ni-BTTTSSSSTRBURBURBURUBRRRRRRRRRRRR-avi bro :33
User avatar #3293 to #3278 - nITE (07/22/2012) [-]
Sup dog
User avatar #3294 to #3293 - furryflava (07/22/2012) [-]
im a tiger 3:<
User avatar #3295 to #3294 - nITE (07/22/2012) [-]
Your a furry basic
#3274 - irwincardozo (07/18/2012) [-]
I heard you make Good stories... make me one...please
I heard you make Good stories... make me one...please
User avatar #3275 to #3274 - nITE (07/18/2012) [-]
ow ow *heart beat* ow ow *heart beat*

In FunnyJunk you must be Funny to survive! He made funny comments in the comment sections. And the Trolls wanted in!

Mob Boss: I dont know who this guy is but I want him and his comments..... THUMB DOWNED!

And he has one chance, and his chance to fight back Bradley "nITE"!

nITE: Listen to me! These are my comments and im not gonna give them up! YOU GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE THEY'RE TRYING TO BAN YOU! GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUGUGUGHGUHGUHAWAOWOW

DOUBLE THE ACTION! DOUBLE THE EXCITEMENT nITE: GET DOWN! TRIPLE THE EXCITEMENT nITE: GET DOWN AGAIN! They didnt know who he was



** *Heart pounding sound* ONE MAN! ONE SOLUTION! nITE Lunartie! THIS SUMMER IN** nITE: NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO






Little Funny Boy
User avatar #3277 to #3276 - nITE (07/19/2012) [-]
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY


THIS FRIDAY OF THE MAIN EVENT THE HARDCORE CHAMPION nITE AND HIS TAG TEAM PARTNER irwincardozo WILL BE DEFENDING THEIR TAG TEAM TITLE BELTS AGAINST BIG DADDY PHENOM AND TRUCKER THE DUCKER FUCKER! THIS P-P-V ON SUMMERSLAM



BE THERE!
User avatar #3296 to #3277 - nITE (07/22/2012) [-]
>Sunday Sunday Sunday
> "THIS FRIDAY"
#3261 - oreck (07/13/2012) [-]
Hey man. Long time no talk:p
User avatar #3262 to #3341 - nITE (07/13/2012) [-]
I know :D
#3263 to #3342 - oreck (07/13/2012) [-]
How have you been?

:D
User avatar #3264 to #3343 - nITE (07/13/2012) [-]
good wish the Front Page was better
#3265 to #3344 - oreck (07/13/2012) [-]
I couldn't agree more. All it is is fucking "dirty-secrets" which most aren't even true. It was funny at first now it's just fuckin annoying.
User avatar #3266 to #3345 - nITE (07/13/2012) [-]
Atleast Scrubs was funny
#3267 to #3346 - oreck (07/13/2012) [-]
We had our funny time.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaand it's gone.
User avatar #3268 to #3347 - nITE (07/13/2012) [-]
Aaaaaaaaaaannnnd its still gone
#3269 to #3348 - oreck (07/13/2012) [-]
the funny, it's gone.

User avatar #3270 to #3349 - nITE (07/13/2012) [-]
I give it a few weeks
#3271 to #3350 - oreck (07/13/2012) [-]
Gotta wait for dirty-secrets to die down:p
User avatar #3272 to #3351 - nITE (07/13/2012) [-]
or till the haters come and do the dirty work
#3273 to #3352 - oreck (07/13/2012) [-]
Indeed...
User avatar #3248 - isaacshadow (07/10/2012) [-]
How are you doing? Do you like SFM?
User avatar #3249 to #3328 - nITE (07/10/2012) [-]
Its good I havent sleept yet
User avatar #3250 to #3329 - isaacshadow (07/10/2012) [-]
Jesus man. Tell me when you upload a video. I wanna see it. (btw, I'm moving in about a month)
User avatar #3251 to #3330 - nITE (07/11/2012) [-]
SFM is free to everyone now
User avatar #3252 to #3331 - isaacshadow (07/11/2012) [-]
Cool beans. Mac remember?
User avatar #3253 to #3332 - nITE (07/12/2012) [-]
Ha
User avatar #3254 to #3333 - isaacshadow (07/12/2012) [-]
Not that I would be any good at it anyway
User avatar #3255 to #3334 - nITE (07/12/2012) [-]
Its good but a little hard to gain the ropes. I am remaking this scene



[url deleted]
User avatar #3256 to #3335 - nITE (07/12/2012) [-]
[url deleted]
User avatar #3257 to #3336 - nITE (07/12/2012) [-]
http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=0QccIiHbcyA
User avatar #3258 to #3337 - isaacshadow (07/12/2012) [-]
link no work. Just give me name of video
User avatar #3259 to #3338 - nITE (07/12/2012) [-]
Sandman returns, crowd sings along to "Enter Sandman"
User avatar #3242 - furryflava (07/09/2012) [-]
you have a fursona right?
if so what species is it?
User avatar #3243 to #3322 - nITE (07/09/2012) [-]
My Avatar or...
User avatar #3244 to #3323 - furryflava (07/09/2012) [-]
nevermind -.-
User avatar #3245 to #3324 - nITE (07/09/2012) [-]
okay
User avatar #3237 - Parrot **User deleted account** (07/09/2012) [-]
**Parrot rolls 2** how cool you are on a scale of 1-10
User avatar #3238 to #3317 - Parrot **User deleted account** (07/09/2012) [-]
Why aren't we friends anymore? >:0 I'm pretty sure I never deleted toj
User avatar #3240 to #3318 - Parrot **User deleted account** (07/09/2012) [-]
You* screen froze so I couldn't see it :3
User avatar #3239 to #3318 - nITE (07/09/2012) [-]
refresh my memory
User avatar #3246 to #3319 - furryflava (07/10/2012) [-]
oh noes parrot deleted account D:
User avatar #3241 to #3319 - Parrot **User deleted account** (07/09/2012) [-]
Parrot used refresh!
#3217 - furryflava (07/02/2012) [-]
i think the tails doll is kinda cute :3
User avatar #3218 to #3297 - nITE (07/02/2012) [-]
I wanna pet him
User avatar #3220 to #3299 - nITE (07/02/2012) [-]
You spent hour drawing that just for this comment huh?
User avatar #3221 to #3300 - furryflava (07/02/2012) [-]
yup ;w;
dont blame me im bored -w-
User avatar #3224 to #3301 - nITE (07/08/2012) [-]
*In Fat American Edds voice* Lets fuck!
User avatar #3225 to #3304 - furryflava (07/08/2012) [-]
i like that idea =w= *i start to rub my balls*
User avatar #3226 to #3305 - nITE (07/08/2012) [-]
That was a joke *learn towards Archemedies* No it isnt
User avatar #3227 to #3306 - furryflava (07/08/2012) [-]
but i am Archemedies! *the bird shapeshifts into the same tiger,the place i was origanally at is now a pile of sand* >:3 *tackles you to the ground*
User avatar #3228 to #3307 - nITE (07/08/2012) [-]
O shit
User avatar #3229 to #3308 - furryflava (07/08/2012) [-]
*im in a kneeling position on your chest,cock fully erect* hey you brought up the idea =//w//=
User avatar #3230 to #3309 - nITE (07/08/2012) [-]
Dinner and Movie! DINNER AND MOVIE!
User avatar #3231 to #3310 - furryflava (07/08/2012) [-]
nyaaah i guess ill rape you later -w- *i get off you and slither my long,wet tongue out to jack myself off* mmmm~
User avatar #3232 to #3311 - nITE (07/08/2012) [-]
Nope, nope, nope! *Takes my mask out and presses the "Nope Button" and disappears* (Echos): My ass is outta here.
User avatar #3233 to #3312 - furryflava (07/08/2012) [-]
*yells* oh btw welcome to the internet!
User avatar #3234 to #3313 - nITE (07/08/2012) [-]
(Echo): Thank you! But rape is not on the menu on nITE!
#3235 to #3314 - furryflava (07/08/2012) [-]
dont you mean at nITE?
User avatar #3236 to #3315 - nITE (07/08/2012) [-]
*pops up and points at this guy* This nigga
User avatar #3209 - SonicTeam (06/30/2012) [-]
Just wanna say "Thank you so much" for messing with the haters on my content. I had to say you defended my work while giving others a laugh. I couldn't have asked for a better friend. So I was thinking, I wanna brainstorm with you on ideas with movie parodies. I wanna have it drawn and be seen on FJ. What you typed on my content, I need that, but about us and someone else I suppose. Anywho, so yea, what do you say?
User avatar #3211 to #3289 - nITE (06/30/2012) [-]
Lets give it a shot!
User avatar #3215 to #3291 - SonicTeam (07/02/2012) [-]
Ok, lets do a Zombie/Sex/Adventure/Comedy movie starring You and Me Feat Irwincardozo
User avatar #3216 to #3295 - nITE (07/02/2012) [-]
30 years after the Zombie Invasion the zombies became civilized with the last surviving humans and Zombie Woman Blarghufug Is in love with nITE But little did they know SonicTeam has a crush on her so its up to him to find the courage to tell her his feelings in this wacky movie called Love of the Dead!

Blarghufug: You smell nice *rubs half eaten finger on nITE's face
nITE: Ew! Sorry gal im already taken AND PLEASE GET ME UNTIED FROM THIS CHAIR!
SonicTeam: There you are nITE you ungrateful manwhore! Blarghufug did he do anything to you honey?
nITE: ....
Blarghufug: I am not your honey I love nITE
SonicTeam: nITE I THOUGHT WE WERE BROS?
nITE: .... fuck you.... fuck you peoples

But little did nITE and SonicTeam is that Blarghufugs farther is coming into town and HE calls the shots around here so its up to them to impress him

Dugunfugness: Okay you two must run across Nevada climb Mt. Everest and buy $2,000 ring to purpose to my daughter. Ready?

SonicTeam: READY!
Blarghufug: *Waves at nITE* GO nITE I LOVE YOU
nITE: The shit I put up with!

Special guest star Irwincardozo as their coaches

Irwincardozo: nITE when you run across Nevada go towards Highway 30 towards the Holiday Inn and stay there for till tomorrow. SonicTeam your opponent might find a Holiday Inn so heres what I want you to do! Go down Highway 30 and run to the closes Holiday Inn and stay there til tomorrow.
Coming Soon This Fall Rated PG-13


Copywrite Ownership of SonITETeam Movie Making Co.
User avatar #3222 to #3296 - SonicTeam (07/03/2012) [-]
XD Too damn good. I can't stop laughing. There's no need to edit. I'll get to work right away.
User avatar #3193 to #3269 - nITE (06/29/2012) [-]
http://wiki.teamfortress. com/wiki/Beggar%27s_Bazooka
User avatar #3194 to #3272 - isaacshadow (06/29/2012) [-]
I know, I just love mine :3
User avatar #3195 to #3273 - nITE (06/29/2012) [-]
I prefer my Bills Hat
User avatar #3196 to #3274 - isaacshadow (06/29/2012) [-]
I love this hat. I will never trade this hat. It is my new favorite :3
User avatar #3197 to #3275 - nITE (06/29/2012) [-]
For my birthday present can you buy me a key?
User avatar #3198 to #3276 - isaacshadow (06/29/2012) [-]
what kind of key.
User avatar #3199 to #3277 - nITE (06/29/2012) [-]
Scorched
User avatar #3200 to #3278 - isaacshadow (06/29/2012) [-]
You know what that only thing that sucks about the Dawnguard DLC is?
User avatar #3201 to #3279 - nITE (06/29/2012) [-]
I dont know u_u
User avatar #3202 to #3281 - isaacshadow (06/29/2012) [-]
Have you gotten it yet?
User avatar #3203 to #3282 - nITE (06/29/2012) [-]
The Skyrim DLC Dawngaurd is Exsclusive to the 360 for 30 Days
User avatar #3204 to #3283 - isaacshadow (06/29/2012) [-]
Oh right...So here is the jist of it. You meet this Vampire Lord(ess?) regardless of the side you take called Serana. She's cute. She's tough. She can't die. They characterize the hell out of her hint at the fact that you and her have feelings an in the end you can't marry her.
User avatar #3205 to #3284 - nITE (06/29/2012) [-]
I want the crossbow
User avatar #3206 to #3285 - isaacshadow (06/29/2012) [-]
Crossbows are very cool. I might try being a bit of an archer of me. You also can get some awesome Holy Magics if you join the Dawngaurd.
User avatar #3207 to #3286 - nITE (06/29/2012) [-]
Spiders - Bows
Swords - Everything else
User avatar #3208 to #3287 - isaacshadow (06/29/2012) [-]
Why? (oh, and there are Dragonbone weapons)
User avatar #3210 to #3288 - nITE (06/30/2012) [-]
Arachnephobia and theres a mod for Dragonbone weapons anyway
User avatar #3212 to #3290 - isaacshadow (06/30/2012) [-]
So? Now you don't need the mod
User avatar #3213 to #3292 - nITE (06/30/2012) [-]
Me and SonicTeam is gonna be in a Comic Making Business together

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3848255/The+Interweb+Show+3/68#68
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