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mysticninja

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Date Signed Up:12/06/2011
Last Login:5/05/2015
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Comment Ranking:#8226
Highest Content Rank:#3491
Highest Comment Rank:#1725
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Level 52 Content: Sammich eater → Level 53 Content: Sammich eater
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Content Views:54747
Times Content Favorited:48 times
Total Comments Made:1332
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#11 - I...i'm sorry. I was trying to make a joke. 4 hours ago on cute tiny paintings 0
#3 - I'm sorry, I had to write this.  [+] (2 new replies) 6 hours ago on cute tiny paintings 0
User avatar #4 - ratytang (6 hours ago) [-]
what kind of mother fucker come onto someones content to post someone else's content, are you dense m8
#11 - mysticninja (4 hours ago) [-]
I...i'm sorry. I was trying to make a joke.
#75 - I don't want anyone to think i'm talking down to them or belit… 7 hours ago on Hate 0
#44 - "So sir, are you on blood thinners?"  [+] (1 new reply) 19 hours ago on Damn nig +3
User avatar #56 - brothergrimm (18 hours ago) [-]
Well he was drunk, right?
#71 - Fans can be dickheads.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/02/2015 on Delusional Artists Comp +1
#73 - cookiecoketwo (05/02/2015) [-]
Wouldn't call them fans. Fags is more like it. One of our last gigs, we had a teenage girl begin literally yelling at us for playing music. And her "Daddy ran the markets, and never allowed us to play there" and she deserved all our tips and stuff.

So we hit Paul (Guy who runs the market) up. He quickly came over to the area we where playing at. Paul made her leave or else he'd call the cops for disturbing the peace.
User avatar #75 - cookiecoketwo (05/02/2015) [-]
Who began literally *
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#300 - Homework, like the last 9 months of paramedic school. 3 more m… 05/02/2015 on Friday night, what are you... 0
#69 - I've been there man, with the exception of the black cloths. W…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/02/2015 on Delusional Artists Comp +1
User avatar #70 - cookiecoketwo (05/02/2015) [-]
Best part is, I've had people throw the money out of our tipjar at some of those gigs. Because "The tips are just throwing money away, because musician isnt a real job!"

I hated those Thursday Farmer's Market gigs. We also have Saturday ones. Every Saturday, 8am-12pm. But, those are normally fun, because we make some more money.
#71 - mysticninja (05/02/2015) [-]
Fans can be dickheads.
#73 - cookiecoketwo (05/02/2015) [-]
Wouldn't call them fans. Fags is more like it. One of our last gigs, we had a teenage girl begin literally yelling at us for playing music. And her "Daddy ran the markets, and never allowed us to play there" and she deserved all our tips and stuff.

So we hit Paul (Guy who runs the market) up. He quickly came over to the area we where playing at. Paul made her leave or else he'd call the cops for disturbing the peace.
User avatar #75 - cookiecoketwo (05/02/2015) [-]
Who began literally *
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#67 - 100F weather? are you in Arizona or some **** ?  [+] (7 new replies) 05/02/2015 on Delusional Artists Comp +1
User avatar #68 - cookiecoketwo (05/02/2015) [-]
May have been an over exaggeration. It was at least 90's and humid as balls.
#69 - mysticninja (05/02/2015) [-]
I've been there man, with the exception of the black cloths. Wish I could be in a band again.
User avatar #70 - cookiecoketwo (05/02/2015) [-]
Best part is, I've had people throw the money out of our tipjar at some of those gigs. Because "The tips are just throwing money away, because musician isnt a real job!"

I hated those Thursday Farmer's Market gigs. We also have Saturday ones. Every Saturday, 8am-12pm. But, those are normally fun, because we make some more money.
#71 - mysticninja (05/02/2015) [-]
Fans can be dickheads.
#73 - cookiecoketwo (05/02/2015) [-]
Wouldn't call them fans. Fags is more like it. One of our last gigs, we had a teenage girl begin literally yelling at us for playing music. And her "Daddy ran the markets, and never allowed us to play there" and she deserved all our tips and stuff.

So we hit Paul (Guy who runs the market) up. He quickly came over to the area we where playing at. Paul made her leave or else he'd call the cops for disturbing the peace.
User avatar #75 - cookiecoketwo (05/02/2015) [-]
Who began literally *
#74 - cookiecoketwo has deleted their comment.
#6 - After a hearty helping of taco bell, a couple dunks is all any… 05/02/2015 on Shoot the jay. SHOOT IT 0
#13 - "He has ammo." RIP Anonymous 19XX-2015  [+] (2 new replies) 05/02/2015 on Face of regret +43
User avatar #16 - lolgonewrong (05/02/2015) [-]
"he probably doesn't have any ammo"
"Ack he has ammo"
#15 - newdevyx (05/02/2015) [-]

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