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Date Signed Up:4/07/2014
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#173 - Jesus man too real, I didn't needa read this **** befor… 11/03/2015 on aptly named black tweets... 0
#2679 - **mysticmelon used "*roll 3, 0-999*"** **mysticmelon rolls … 07/09/2015 on Roll trips and a mod will... 0
#120 - Think its a grouper fish, not sure though  [+] (4 new replies) 07/07/2015 on Are you scared of water?... 0
#144 - anon (07/07/2015) [-]
It' a Goliath grouper
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#187 - thegoblingamer (07/07/2015) [-]
I second that.
(I would go fishing with my dad off the west coast of Florida and there are goliaths there. Had one on the line. Scurry.)
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#303 - mrbuu (07/08/2015) [-]
put this in retrospect goliath grouper grow to be about 6 feet long or longer and weight between 500-700lb. And this is salt water fish who put up about 5x more force per pound than fresh water. Steel cable is your line.
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#315 - thegoblingamer (07/08/2015) [-]
Yea... it snapped the line. Only had a rod and line for sharks (not too big, obviously).
#23 - Number one thing/character you didn't want to, but had to kill… 06/24/2015 on Steam Game Review 0
#55 - Shelf zoned again 06/04/2015 on the sad story of anon 0
#115 - Can't understand why you're getting down voted for this I comp…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/22/2015 on daredevil +2
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#116 - timelordeternal (05/22/2015) [-]
My point exactly. It doesn't make it a bad show, I just didn't care for the way they did the fight scenes, especially when I've seen how well done they can be.
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#144 - lucariopwnz (05/22/2015) [-]
The thing is though, its a comic book show. And the writers and choreographers have said in interviews that, that is how they tried to keep it. All the flippy attacks and movements that seem odd to us are actually the way Daredevil fights. They wanted to keep that original feel in this show.
#144 - Favorite seen in the whole movie, first I seen it got actual g… 05/22/2015 on Clouds That Actually Look... +5
#399 - What about the scene where a Jamie Lannister rapes his sister … 05/22/2015 on People are dumb +2
#38 - **** I don't think I have enough for this GTA mod 04/27/2015 on asians, how do they work? 0
#27 - 'goes on for almost half an hour', is that long? Not slagging …  [+] (9 new replies) 02/10/2015 on Fresh New Stolen Content +10
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#49 - manofparody (02/10/2015) [-]
First time I had sex was an hour long.. Now it's about 10-15 minutes.

It also matters how much you're having sex. When I was having sex with my girlfriend 5-7 times a day (lost my virginity to her at 20, it was all pent up), I could go for 20-30 minutes each time. Now, we have sex about 4-7 times a week (usually the lesser number) and I can only go for 5-15 minutes. If you're having a lot of sex, then there's less pent up hormones and lets you last longer. If you're not, it's basically like being a super-horny teenager who's never had sex. It's incredibly easy to get off.


Also, for those who are still virgins: Wait. Stop making a big deal out of sex, because it's not a big deal. You'll be much happier if you wait. I've had sex with 1 person, and I'm still with that person to date and we're still madly in love after years. Don't waste it on a skank, or someone you KNOW you won't be with for the rest of your life, it's not worth it.
I hate saying things are overrated, because I feel like it's a cliche phrase and improperly used the majority of the time, but sex IS overrated. That's not saying it's bad, but it's definitely not worth what everyone makes it out to be.
I was 20 when I lost mine, and before that I only kissed 1 girl (but didn't even enjoy it [Other reasons, she was a succubus]).
#44 - technobanana (02/10/2015) [-]
Tbh I have found a lot of the time half an hour or so is the best length of sex.. after an hour and a half its tiring and the other just wants you to finish and then you start freaking out that you can't cum then you can't cum! so 30-45 mins is optimum hell one of my best fucks was in the sea i only lasted about 4 mins haha but she let me go again... then we went home and went again... this was totally science.. i am basically born again virgin now... oct 2013 was the last time i got laid haha
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#41 - endface (02/10/2015) [-]
Depends on your method. I've gone anywhere between a minute to three hours.
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#36 - dederplaol (02/10/2015) [-]
Most people claim that they can last for hours on end, but since the average is 5-7 minutes there has to be a bigger percentage having premature ejaculations and shit..

I for one lasted 5½ hours the first time I had sex and haven't gone under 2 hours, unless I've had a dry-streak for 4-15 days, then it takes way less. But I don't find 30 minutes to be that much, but some of my friends are like "WOAAAH you lasted 40 minutes?! How did you even have energy for that?" I guess it depends on how much you masturbate and if you only rely on sex to get an orgasm
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#34 - satansferret (02/10/2015) [-]
Over an hour is generally over kill, Although it might sound odd; erotic massages and or foreplay is a great route to go unless it's a rip each others clothes off and get bestial type situation. Also, if it's not general ramram time with no consideration she would generally be dehydrated by then and he would be sore.
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#31 - pwnagraphy (02/10/2015) [-]
Despite how much that thing makes me laugh it's still fucking terrifying when you consider what it's being used for
#69 - nexusnexus (02/10/2015) [-]
Wazzat
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#28 - moneyd (02/10/2015) [-]
i once read that the ideal time is around 15 minutes because anything less usually isnt enough but anything more gets tiring.

lesson being as long as you both cum who cares
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#29 - outsidethebox (02/10/2015) [-]
Personally 30 min to an hour is the right time for me. The climax is better if you fuck longer beforehand.

Over an hour is too much though.
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