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mysticana

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Gender: female
Age: 18
Steam Profile: mysticana900
Date Signed Up:11/16/2010
Last Login:3/26/2015
Location:England
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Total Comments Made:1992
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Favorite Tags: i love you (2)

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#363 - mysticana (03/10/2015) [-]
Heya sunshine

User avatar #361 - yojo ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
m'lady, how doth thou diddly doo bee bop ba ba beedup pow.

Since you butcher my name, should I call you Mol?
User avatar #362 to #361 - mysticana (03/02/2015) [-]
You put the bee bop ba beedup pow in the diddly ba doo, duuh.

My dad calls me that. You want to, go ahead.
User avatar #359 - plataeiou (02/24/2015) [-]
**plataeiou hugs**
Hourly hug.
User avatar #360 to #359 - mysticana (02/24/2015) [-]
You're much too irregular. I'm reassigning you to PM chats.
User avatar #353 - plataeiou (02/23/2015) [-]
Next hug: Ten minutes.
User avatar #354 to #353 - plataeiou (02/23/2015) [-]
**plataeiou hugs**
User avatar #355 to #354 - mysticana (02/23/2015) [-]
Much appreciated
User avatar #356 to #355 - plataeiou (02/23/2015) [-]
**plataeiou gives two more hugs for missed hours**
User avatar #357 to #356 - mysticana (02/23/2015) [-]
Thanks, doll face
User avatar #358 to #357 - plataeiou (02/23/2015) [-]
My pleasure! Next one in half an hour. :3
User avatar #346 - ferrettamer (02/21/2015) [-]
Hey, just thought I'd let you know, you're really pretty
User avatar #349 to #346 - mysticana (02/21/2015) [-]


T- thanks! You t-too!
User avatar #351 to #349 - ferrettamer (02/21/2015) [-]
wow no girl has ever replied to me before I guess we're pretty much like dating now, yea?
User avatar #352 to #351 - mysticana (02/21/2015) [-]
Pretty much, sure
User avatar #348 to #347 - ferrettamer (02/21/2015) [-]
i tip to you too good sir!
User avatar #337 - erotictentacle (02/17/2015) [-]
You thumbed up my europost so i came to inquire if you happen to love in switzerland. But you dont.... Too bad...
User avatar #338 to #337 - mysticana (02/17/2015) [-]
I always love in swiss land
User avatar #339 to #338 - erotictentacle (02/17/2015) [-]
Well well well~
So you've been tp switzerland?
User avatar #340 to #339 - mysticana (02/17/2015) [-]
Eh, no. But I've been to france and some places of switzerland speak french so we've basically made out.
User avatar #341 to #340 - erotictentacle (02/17/2015) [-]
Nice!
I live in the german part, 10min from the language border. If you ever wanna visit, i got a half empty double bet waiting to be filled~
User avatar #342 to #341 - mysticana (02/17/2015) [-]
You've made a typo on every single reply so far so good job.

Tempting offer. My bed's pretty sweet though. What's so good about your bed?
User avatar #343 to #342 - erotictentacle (02/17/2015) [-]
Sorry, im writing on my phone while dodging the supervisor, so please forgive me.

Well, my bed has me in it~
User avatar #344 to #343 - mysticana (02/17/2015) [-]
Ah, np

Ooh, tempting. Going to have to mull it over..

Gotta run, ttyl
User avatar #345 to #344 - erotictentacle (02/17/2015) [-]
Shmell ya later
User avatar #301 - plataeiou (02/16/2015) [-]
Friend service, you called for a friend?
User avatar #302 to #301 - mysticana (02/16/2015) [-]
Hi, yeah, please sit in the corner. Snacks are complimentary, I'll need routine hugs around the hour mark.

Thanks for coming.
User avatar #303 to #302 - plataeiou (02/16/2015) [-]
Your first hug will be in: 25 minutes.
User avatar #304 to #303 - mysticana (02/16/2015) [-]
No introductory hug? That's going on record.
User avatar #305 to #304 - plataeiou (02/16/2015) [-]
**plataeiou gives the biggest introductory hug**
My apologies, madame. I am ashamed.
User avatar #306 to #305 - mysticana (02/16/2015) [-]
Much better. See you in 20 mins
User avatar #309 to #306 - plataeiou (02/16/2015) [-]
Next hug in: 49 minutes.
User avatar #308 to #306 - plataeiou (02/16/2015) [-]
**plataeiou gives you a big, embracing hug**
Hourly huggle!
User avatar #310 to #308 - mysticana (02/16/2015) [-]
Yes. I'm keeping you.
User avatar #311 to #310 - plataeiou (02/16/2015) [-]
Promise?
User avatar #312 to #311 - mysticana (02/16/2015) [-]
As long as you remain good at your job, ofc.
User avatar #313 to #312 - plataeiou (02/16/2015) [-]
But what if I have to leave to go do stuff, like eat and homework?
User avatar #314 to #313 - mysticana (02/16/2015) [-]
Haha don't worry. You don't actually have to announce every hour. I'll just presume you're doing a good job
User avatar #315 to #314 - plataeiou (02/16/2015) [-]
Hugs in spirit?
User avatar #316 to #315 - mysticana (02/16/2015) [-]
Agreed.
User avatar #318 to #316 - plataeiou (02/16/2015) [-]
**plataeiou tackle hugs you**
User avatar #330 to #328 - plataeiou (02/17/2015) [-]
Also, how many hugs are due to you?
User avatar #331 to #330 - mysticana (02/17/2015) [-]
Like 5 :l
User avatar #333 to #331 - plataeiou (02/17/2015) [-]
**plataeiou tackles and hugs five times in rapid succession**
User avatar #332 to #331 - plataeiou (02/17/2015) [-]
INCOMIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGG!
User avatar #329 to #328 - plataeiou (02/17/2015) [-]

I have returned!
User avatar #317 to #316 - plataeiou (02/16/2015) [-]
Mkay. You get one in 32 minutes, by the way. This may be a tackle hug.
User avatar #307 to #306 - plataeiou (02/16/2015) [-]
16 minutes at this point.
User avatar #286 - freedomreturns (02/16/2015) [-]
Why do you look so different between photos.
User avatar #287 to #286 - mysticana (02/16/2015) [-]
I don't know, promise it's me though
User avatar #288 to #287 - freedomreturns (02/16/2015) [-]
Doubt.
Pretty eyes though, for a Brit.
User avatar #319 to #288 - yojo ONLINE (02/16/2015) [-]
Dude "she" is a guy. Sorry mysticana
User avatar #320 to #319 - freedomreturns (02/16/2015) [-]
Didn't realize that made their eyes less pretty.
User avatar #323 to #320 - yojo ONLINE (02/16/2015) [-]
ok but really she's one of the most attractive Funnyjunkies Although it's fairly hard to get nudes from her and she has enough self respect to not be an **** whore. And she's definitely the coolest person on FJ I've met. Like, **** she's cool. But don't tell her that or she'll think I'm ghey.
User avatar #334 to #323 - mysticana (02/17/2015) [-]
I'll pay you later
User avatar #335 to #334 - yojo ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
You already paid me. hue
User avatar #336 to #335 - mysticana (02/17/2015) [-]
Leave.
User avatar #324 to #323 - freedomreturns (02/16/2015) [-]
Are you telling me you aren't? What kind of mod are you?
User avatar #325 to #324 - yojo ONLINE (02/16/2015) [-]
lol I'm not a mod at the moment. I'm on leave. Keep up ***** .
User avatar #326 to #325 - freedomreturns (02/16/2015) [-]
Shieeeeeet.
User avatar #327 to #326 - yojo ONLINE (02/16/2015) [-]
I'll come back when life gets less hard.
User avatar #321 to #320 - yojo ONLINE (02/16/2015) [-]
Those are just pictures of random girls. The real mysticana has a lazy eye.
User avatar #322 to #321 - mysticana (02/16/2015) [-]
Ass.
User avatar #289 to #288 - mysticana (02/16/2015) [-]
Hey ask yojo
he knows


Thx man
User avatar #290 to #289 - freedomreturns (02/16/2015) [-]
As if I would talk to mods.
Gross.
User avatar #292 to #291 - freedomreturns (02/16/2015) [-]
fite me
#293 to #292 - mysticana (02/16/2015) [-]
I'll fuk u up m8
I'll fuk u up m8
User avatar #294 to #293 - freedomreturns (02/16/2015) [-]
fukken bring it, ill glass ya cunt.
im not scared of your ur vagoo
User avatar #295 to #294 - mysticana (02/16/2015) [-]
u shud be m8 it brings th painn
got teef and everthin swere to god
User avatar #296 to #295 - freedomreturns (02/16/2015) [-]
Jokes on you, I can't get off unless it has teeth.
User avatar #297 to #296 - mysticana (02/16/2015) [-]
Oh lord have mercy
User avatar #298 to #297 - freedomreturns (02/16/2015) [-]
Ever see that movie about the woman that had teeth in her vagina?
Spooky **** .
User avatar #299 to #298 - mysticana (02/16/2015) [-]
Didn't see it, know of it. Ouch.
User avatar #300 to #299 - freedomreturns (02/16/2015) [-]
Bet her butthole has a pair too.
#257 - mysticana (01/01/2015) [-]
Happy new years bitches
#278 to #257 - Elk (02/10/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"****Elk rolled image** Kill yourself.
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** Kill yourself.
#280 to #279 - Elk (02/10/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** Send a picture of your right elbow.
#282 to #281 - Elk (02/10/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** left shin
User avatar #284 to #283 - Elk (02/10/2015) [-]
Left earbud
User avatar #285 to #284 - Elk (02/10/2015) [-]
I meant to say earlobe.
#254 - lefiddlesticks (11/15/2014) [-]
**lefiddlesticks rolled image** yfw being a slut
#256 to #254 - mysticana (12/25/2014) [-]
don't hate me cause you aint me
don't hate me cause you aint me
User avatar #251 - doxfog (11/04/2014) [-]
New thread tyme, cuz mine was full. Ah so just general ed classes, good you are doing it right. I'm actually debating, been wanting to become a game designer for years, and people have been encouraging me to go into writing, so im either a writer or a game designer, either way, imma be sitting on my ass typing **** . hahaha. I'm lame i know.
User avatar #252 to #251 - mysticana (11/04/2014) [-]
Sounds interesting either way, and surely you could incorporate writing with design?
User avatar #253 to #252 - doxfog (11/04/2014) [-]
I've definately considered storyboarding and design, but its hard to find an incorporation between the two in the right field.
User avatar #246 - yojo ONLINE (10/26/2014) [-]
You know what I like about being a mod?
I can stalk your profile all day and you would never know it.
I'm watching you
User avatar #247 to #246 - mysticana (10/26/2014) [-]
Brilliant.
You could do better things with your time than this
I know you can
Don't let me down
User avatar #248 to #247 - yojo ONLINE (10/26/2014) [-]
Don't overestimate me
User avatar #249 to #248 - mysticana (10/27/2014) [-]
Don't you tell me what to do
User avatar #243 to #242 - mysticana (10/22/2014) [-]
Danke bby
User avatar #245 to #244 - mysticana (10/22/2014) [-]
I liked it

User avatar #241 - gromps (09/30/2014) [-]
Hey what's up?
User avatar #236 - yojo ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
And just like that, you pepsi'd
User avatar #237 to #236 - mysticana (09/29/2014) [-]
Totally cannot handle life. And this is my do-nothing year.
User avatar #238 to #237 - yojo ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
Grab life by the balls and... let go because that **** hurts. But it'll know that you're not its bitch.
User avatar #239 to #238 - mysticana (09/29/2014) [-]
Totally passed my driving test. I'm grippin' the balls. Are you also doing so?
User avatar #240 to #239 - yojo ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
no das gay
User avatar #223 - gromps (09/10/2014) [-]
Sorry it took me so long to reply yesterday
User avatar #224 to #223 - mysticana (09/10/2014) [-]
No worries, I only came online to send a couple messages
User avatar #225 to #224 - gromps (09/10/2014) [-]
ok cool
can you still chat right now?
User avatar #226 to #225 - mysticana (09/10/2014) [-]
Gotta finish a project tonight, so not for long
User avatar #227 to #226 - gromps (09/10/2014) [-]
ok
so how have you been? : D
User avatar #228 to #227 - mysticana (09/10/2014) [-]
Good thanks, you?
User avatar #229 to #228 - gromps (09/10/2014) [-]
pretty good
I did meet this one girl from my home town
User avatar #230 to #229 - mysticana (09/10/2014) [-]
Cute, what's she like?
User avatar #231 to #230 - gromps (09/10/2014) [-]
She's really sweet and we happen to have a lot in common lol
User avatar #232 to #231 - mysticana (09/10/2014) [-]
Aw, well that's good
User avatar #233 to #232 - gromps (09/10/2014) [-]
Yeah we have a date this saturday : )
User avatar #234 to #233 - mysticana (09/10/2014) [-]
Well you need to let me know how it gets on Got to do this project now, talk tomorrow
User avatar #235 to #234 - gromps (09/10/2014) [-]
ok talk to you later Lilly! : )
#206 - doxfog (08/29/2014) [-]
0^0
0^0
#207 to #206 - mysticana (08/29/2014) [-]
I fully intended to reply, I really did
I fully intended to reply, I really did
#208 to #207 - doxfog (08/29/2014) [-]
Eh, i was just bored and thought i'd return the favor of throwing gifs on your page. ;D You can bug me whenever anyway. :3
Eh, i was just bored and thought i'd return the favor of throwing gifs on your page. ;D You can bug me whenever anyway. :3
#209 to #208 - mysticana (08/29/2014) [-]
I'll keep that in mind, I think I fell asleep before replying last night
I'll keep that in mind, I think I fell asleep before replying last night
#210 to #209 - doxfog (08/29/2014) [-]
I forgot about the time difference. -.- Cuz i is smart. not like we were DIVULGING OUR DEEPEST SECRETS TO EACH OTHER or something. 0^0 Besides who needs sleep.
I forgot about the time difference. -.- Cuz i is smart. not like we were DIVULGING OUR DEEPEST SECRETS TO EACH OTHER or something. 0^0 Besides who needs sleep.
User avatar #211 to #210 - mysticana (08/29/2014) [-]
Haha no problem, it was like 1am.
Ummmm were we? I remember talking about selfies, and you're 20 right?
User avatar #212 to #211 - doxfog (08/29/2014) [-]
Ah, thats kinda late i suppose.
Yes, because age and selfies are super secret not really. BUT I KNOW WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE MWAHAHHA. I SHALL REMAIN AN ENIGMA. YOU SHANT FIND MY SELFIES. Or some **** . Yea, im 20. So not that young.
User avatar #213 to #212 - mysticana (08/29/2014) [-]
It is when you gotta get up at half eight the next day (yawn)
Hun, I've seen both of your selfies. Sorry to burst your bubble haha
User avatar #214 to #213 - doxfog (08/29/2014) [-]
Oh, now that lame.
Dont hun me. 0^0 Well my bubble is bursted, now you have seen the horror that is mah face........you suck. :c
User avatar #215 to #214 - mysticana (08/29/2014) [-]
Haha it's rare to see a guy fishing for more compliments than a girl does
#216 to #215 - doxfog (08/29/2014) [-]
Joke woman joke. Personally, i couldnt. Not like i designed my face, so whoever did is to have credit or shame. If i could design myself, it would be this. LOOK AT THAT FABULOUSNESS. Im just awesome, but that fabulous AND awesome. :I
User avatar #217 to #216 - doxfog (08/29/2014) [-]
I just realized your age is 19 as it says on your profile because im blind. I'm older. Respect your elders child. 0^0 Because......of reasons.
User avatar #218 to #217 - mysticana (08/29/2014) [-]
Actually I'm 18, so there's that
User avatar #219 to #218 - doxfog (08/29/2014) [-]
Well then. The bad side of me says you are legal. So...... But you lied on the internet? Unbelievable. But i wouldn't have guessed 18. But meh, you seem chill either way. >_>
User avatar #220 to #219 - mysticana (08/29/2014) [-]
I still get ID'd on nights out and everything. Cheers tho, you too
User avatar #221 to #220 - doxfog (08/29/2014) [-]
Ah. That sucks. I only ever get ID'd if i shave fully. Then i look stupidly young, yet if i let my facial hair grow, i look significantly older for NO REASON. Its.....stupid. Hence the reason i keep a 5'oclock shadow.
#204 - lininop (08/29/2014) [-]
8======================D
User avatar #205 to #204 - mysticana (08/29/2014) [-]
I'm impressed.
#202 - hashtagopinion (08/27/2014) [-]
#Friends
User avatar #203 to #202 - mysticana (08/27/2014) [-]
#YouKnowItBby
#194 - lininop (08/27/2014) [-]
Hi can we b frnds?
User avatar #195 to #194 - mysticana (08/27/2014) [-]
We already are, but OKAY!
#196 to #195 - lininop (08/27/2014) [-]
Right! We were going to have beautiful children, correct?
#197 to #196 - mysticana (08/27/2014) [-]
I remember we made this pact, but can't find it
I remember we made this pact, but can't find it
#198 to #197 - lininop (08/27/2014) [-]
I went back to make sure I was thinking of the right person, it's there.
I went back to make sure I was thinking of the right person, it's there.
#199 to #198 - mysticana (08/27/2014) [-]
Link please?
Link please?
#200 to #199 - lininop (08/27/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/It+s+Selfie+Tuesday/text/5211996/3738#3738

I forgot about your feet holding selfie abilities.
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