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myrtille

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Date Signed Up:1/18/2011
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#2018 - just think of it this way: you'll never get rid of your se… 11/19/2014 on what do you look like? 0
#59 - I weighed 235 at 5'9 when I was 17, op I've lost 30lbs by … 11/15/2014 on Please motivate me 0
#80 - Picture 11/03/2014 on Holy Christmas +6
#96 - dolphins playing catch with a fish lots of ani…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2014 on Redneck Retriever +1
User avatar #108 - lolzordz (10/20/2014) [-]
dolphins are also the only other mammal known to commit suicide when depressed. and communicate between each other with great detail like humans. they have compassion for other animals like humans do.

either they disprove the whole alien theory or have been part of, just not as successful as the "Human Project".

look im not some nutcase who is like "yes. this is definitely what it is."
just saying its not as distant a truth as any other theory. It isnt illogical. Just more open minded.

the main reason i stay open to the whole aliens theory is because all. not most. all religions of the world have assigned supernatural causes to higher powers in the past, and for what? why in all four corner of the world did we all come up with similar cultures and profound stories. why do we keep saying a higher being made us in his image?
#205 - Did someone rip the last one's arms off? 10/20/2014 on Friendly PSA 0
#1077442 - What keyboards and mice do you guys recommend from amazon?  [+] (4 new replies) 10/20/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1077617 - spawnconnery (10/20/2014) [-]
This mouse right here. This is a mouse that I would readily buy multiple of if I heard that it was going to be discontinued. Technically, I have the G700 and not the G700s, but a friend of mine has the G700s and the only difference we've observed is that the G700s has a higher dpi limit. This thing has pretty damn nice software for binding keys. It's sturdy as shit, been dropped multiple times and yet it continues to work flawlessly. One function that I thought would mean nothing is a button behind the scroll wheel that lets you toggle it into a free scrolling mode. It's a fucking nice mouse.

www.amazon.com/Logitech-G700s-910-003584-Rechargeable-Gaming/dp/B00BFOEY3Y/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1413807520&sr=8-1&keywords=mouse+logitech+g700
User avatar #1077455 - lulzformalaysiaair (10/20/2014) [-]
The good kinds
#36 - It's better than highschool because you go less days but that … 10/19/2014 on College +1
#35 - >roll away on my heelies like a baller 10/19/2014 on College +13
#166 - look dis ridiculous but delicious 10/17/2014 on Delicious +1
#165 - order off amazon then yeah in america we have a whole cann… 10/17/2014 on Delicious +1
#175 - Sometimes there isn't anywhere to go but the streets. I'd rath… 10/16/2014 on Quick Thinking +1
#161 - Do you not have the canned stuff in your area?  [+] (3 new replies) 10/16/2014 on Delicious 0
User avatar #164 - captnnorway (10/17/2014) [-]
Nah mate. I live in Norway. Only premade dough things I've ever seen is premade pizza dough and some cake buns, although that's not really dough . Makes making stuff from the internet slightly harder, because I have usually no idea what the different things are.
#166 - myrtille (10/17/2014) [-]
look dis
ridiculous
but delicious
User avatar #165 - myrtille (10/17/2014) [-]
order off amazon then
yeah in america we have a whole canned dough section so yknow
try to get some phylo/filo/puff pastry dough. it might cook similarly.
But either way, you can do this with pizza dough considering it's a tiny pizza roll.
#327100 - He decided to do something about it Thank God. 10/16/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#326853 - I am seriously raging at my boyfriend's progam teachers at a v…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/16/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #326959 - masterboll (10/16/2014) [-]
record video of you dropkicking them when it happens and post it on here
User avatar #326953 - fishinyourface (10/16/2014) [-]
you're going to fuck him over if you end up going to "authorities" on his behalf :/
User avatar #327100 - myrtille (10/16/2014) [-]
He decided to do something about it
Thank God.
#159 - What, are you wanting the ingredients and the measurements? Jeez.  [+] (5 new replies) 10/16/2014 on Delicious 0
User avatar #160 - captnnorway (10/16/2014) [-]
I sorta was hoping for a "It's just the same dough as sweet rolls" or something. Because I don't know how to make Croissant Dough, and it would be easier if it was that simple. My answer seemed a little ungrateful I guess, but that was just because I was tired and wasn't really thinking when repling.

Thanks mate
User avatar #161 - myrtille (10/16/2014) [-]
Do you not have the canned stuff in your area?
User avatar #164 - captnnorway (10/17/2014) [-]
Nah mate. I live in Norway. Only premade dough things I've ever seen is premade pizza dough and some cake buns, although that's not really dough . Makes making stuff from the internet slightly harder, because I have usually no idea what the different things are.
#166 - myrtille (10/17/2014) [-]
look dis
ridiculous
but delicious
User avatar #165 - myrtille (10/17/2014) [-]
order off amazon then
yeah in america we have a whole canned dough section so yknow
try to get some phylo/filo/puff pastry dough. it might cook similarly.
But either way, you can do this with pizza dough considering it's a tiny pizza roll.
#69 - Picture 10/15/2014 on Delicious -1
#68 - No, it's like croissant dough  [+] (7 new replies) 10/15/2014 on Delicious +3
User avatar #113 - captnnorway (10/15/2014) [-]
I guess this is the best answer I'll get. Would've been easier googleing that from the start
User avatar #159 - myrtille (10/16/2014) [-]
What, are you wanting the ingredients and the measurements? Jeez.
User avatar #160 - captnnorway (10/16/2014) [-]
I sorta was hoping for a "It's just the same dough as sweet rolls" or something. Because I don't know how to make Croissant Dough, and it would be easier if it was that simple. My answer seemed a little ungrateful I guess, but that was just because I was tired and wasn't really thinking when repling.

Thanks mate
User avatar #161 - myrtille (10/16/2014) [-]
Do you not have the canned stuff in your area?
User avatar #164 - captnnorway (10/17/2014) [-]
Nah mate. I live in Norway. Only premade dough things I've ever seen is premade pizza dough and some cake buns, although that's not really dough . Makes making stuff from the internet slightly harder, because I have usually no idea what the different things are.
#166 - myrtille (10/17/2014) [-]
look dis
ridiculous
but delicious
User avatar #165 - myrtille (10/17/2014) [-]
order off amazon then
yeah in america we have a whole canned dough section so yknow
try to get some phylo/filo/puff pastry dough. it might cook similarly.
But either way, you can do this with pizza dough considering it's a tiny pizza roll.
#65 - The string cheese is weight watchers low moisture part skim mo…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/15/2014 on Delicious 0
User avatar #67 - xbyronx (10/15/2014) [-]
It really doesn't matter, I wasn't being exact. Just giving him the basics, this cheese will work exactly as mentioned in the photo and be equally good.
#69 - myrtille (10/15/2014) [-]
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#55 - "Blatantly mocking for no reason." I thought I e… 09/03/2014 on He -1
#42 - I didn't say that being bothered by mockery proved anything, j…  [+] (15 new replies) 09/03/2014 on He +2
#44 - trickytrickster (09/03/2014) [-]
Don't get me wrong, I thought it was funny. I just probably wouldn't if I was in the office with that person. It just seems to be blatantly mocking it for no reason. I guess I just try to not mock people and I try to go out of my way to not be offensive to people who don't deserve it. Maybe we just approach life differently.
#57 - popeflatus (09/03/2014) [-]
How are atheists supposed to feel knowing they are in an office with someone who thinks that they are inherently 'evil' and are going to burn for all time?
#58 - trickytrickster (09/03/2014) [-]
You are really big on strawman arguments aren't you? That's two in like 5 seconds.
#179 - anonymous (09/03/2014) [-]
>strawman arguments

says the guy who used an analogy to dead horses
#60 - popeflatus (09/03/2014) [-]
If they can put up crucifixes why can't this poster be there?
#63 - trickytrickster (09/03/2014) [-]
Crucifixes aren't offensive in nature. The atheist could put up stuff that isn't mocking the other co-workers. I don't know why someone would have a problem with that. I wouldn't. It's just my opinion...
User avatar #174 - nigeltheoutlaw (09/03/2014) [-]
>crucifixes aren't offensive by nature

Maybe you missed the part where the Bible says Atheists are inherently evil and will burn for eternity fr who they are? Of course they are offensive.
#71 - anonymous (09/03/2014) [-]
Well, Christianity is inherently a set of beliefs that contains the belief that anyone who does not conform to said set of beliefs will burn in a fiery pit of agony.

The crucifix is an icon of that set of beliefs.

So you could argue that yes, it is fairly offensive...
#74 - trickytrickster (09/03/2014) [-]
Depends on what view of Christianity you believe in. Plus you don't believe in said fiery pit of agony, so how can that be offensive? They don't want you to go there. The crucifix is actually a symbol of victory over said fiery pit of agony. It stands for the fact that the fiery pit of agony was defeated.
#83 - anonymous (09/03/2014) [-]
Yeah, admittedly, I need to brush up on my knowledge of the different views of Christianity, some view it as a reminder that humanity's sins caused Jesus's death, so to some people, it's like putting up a little reminder to passerbys "hey you killed this guy".

I don't have a problem with religion, but I feel that if you're going to put it out there, others should be able to put their own beliefs out there.
#84 - trickytrickster (09/03/2014) [-]
I agree. As long as it is respectful.
#68 - popeflatus (09/03/2014) [-]
'Not offensive in nature'. That is a value judgement. A figurine of someone being tortured and killed can be quite offensive!
#70 - trickytrickster (09/03/2014) [-]
So you find the crucifix offensive?
#77 - popeflatus (09/03/2014) [-]
No, it takes more than a little graven idol for me to get offended. All I said was that I could see how some people may feel that way.
User avatar #55 - myrtille (09/03/2014) [-]
"Blatantly mocking for no reason."
I thought I explained that it was for a reason, didn't I?
Anyway, if someone put something that made slight fun of Atheists I wouldn't give a flying fuck, because I'm secure in my knowledge, logic, and reasoning. So I don't feel threatened. So I don't get offended.

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#76 - admin (03/25/2015) [-]
Hi myrtille! Great leader gave you a magical North Korean rocket!
User avatar #75 - baesdgod (01/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #69 - amissingmouse (05/25/2013) [-]
Do you have a skype?
If so, amissingmouse
User avatar #70 to #69 - myrtille (05/25/2013) [-]
okay i'll add ya, but not atm
User avatar #71 to #70 - amissingmouse (05/25/2013) [-]
Nooowwwww
User avatar #72 to #71 - myrtille (05/25/2013) [-]
can't find anyone named amissingmouse
User avatar #73 to #72 - amissingmouse (05/25/2013) [-]
amissingmouse or misser of mice
User avatar #74 to #73 - myrtille (05/25/2013) [-]
oh okay yeah i found ya then
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#64 - pickledwolf (04/29/2012) [-]
dolan pls
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Dolan plz
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#60 - isthispatrick (04/29/2012) [-]
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You're Dolan
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i am coming for you
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#53 - gorden (04/29/2012) [-]
jusd remeinding u sat u god rolld

dolan , pls
#52 - isthispatrick (04/29/2012) [-]
Dolan pls.
User avatar #51 - adrammelech (04/29/2012) [-]
Dolan, didn't u go to prison for raping your nephews?
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