Upload
Login or register
x

myrtille

Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 114
X-box Gamertag: sylvienoir
Date Signed Up:1/18/2011
Last Login:1/14/2016
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#5279
Comment Ranking:#10189
Highest Content Rank:#1811
Highest Comment Rank:#1461
Content Thumbs: 5685 total,  6690 ,  1005
Comment Thumbs: 9392 total,  12319 ,  2927
Content Level Progress: 62% (62/100)
Level 156 Content: Faptastic → Level 157 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 87% (87/100)
Level 290 Comments: Post Master → Level 291 Comments: Post Master
Subscribers:2
Content Views:252383
Times Content Favorited:368 times
Total Comments Made:4742
FJ Points:1231
Favorite Tags: funny (3) | LMAO (3) | lol (3) | rofl (3) | Awesome (2) | ha (2) | hah (2) | haha (2) | lmfao (2)

Text Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 > [ 33 ]
  • Views: 2023
    Thumbs Up 15 Thumbs Down 7 Total: +8
    Comments: 0
    Favorites: 0
    Uploaded: 08/20/12
    Worth the Watch Worth the Watch
  • Views: 1142
    Thumbs Up 2 Thumbs Down 0 Total: +2
    Comments: 0
    Favorites: 0
    Uploaded: 01/31/13
    Yes Yes
  • Views: 1042
    Thumbs Up 3 Thumbs Down 2 Total: +1
    Comments: 0
    Favorites: 0
    Uploaded: 05/22/13
    Really Cool Sugar Art in China Really Cool Sugar Art in China
  • Views: 1145
    Thumbs Up 3 Thumbs Down 3 Total: 0
    Comments: 0
    Favorites: 0
    Uploaded: 02/03/13
    SHAAUUUUUUN! SHAAUUUUUUN!
  • Views: 283
    Thumbs Up 0 Thumbs Down 5 Total: -5
    Comments: 0
    Favorites: 0
    Uploaded: 05/11/12
    ...What? ...What?
  • Views: 838
    Thumbs Up 15 Thumbs Down 21 Total: -6
    Comments: 0
    Favorites: 0
    Uploaded: 07/02/12
    How to Free-Run For REAL! How to Free-Run For REAL!
  • Views: 88401
    Thumbs Up 3350 Thumbs Down 366 Total: +2984
    Comments: 263
    Favorites: 248
    Uploaded: 05/30/12
    Slicing Mercury Bead Slicing Mercury Bead
  • Views: 55343
    Thumbs Up 2058 Thumbs Down 215 Total: +1843
    Comments: 159
    Favorites: 91
    Uploaded: 05/30/12
    Explosion Explosion

latest user's comments

#332 - I think, by the phone comment, maybe he was holding it up and … 22 hours ago on Jennifer Lawrence is a bitch +1
#71 - He reminds me of a giant painful zit. 01/11/2016 on CalvinTrolls Unseen Dank... 0
#97 - Carbon monoxide poisoning CO*2*  [+] (4 new replies) 01/10/2016 on Darwin award applicant dry... +24
User avatar
#98 - aliennova (01/10/2016) [-]
What is this supposed to mean?
User avatar
#105 - leifbunny (01/10/2016) [-]
root words in chemistry mean stuff
mon = 1
Di = 2

CO = Carbon + oxygen
CO2 = Carbon + oxygen + oxygen

The molecular structures are different, so naturally, they're different things entirely.
User avatar
#106 - aliennova (01/10/2016) [-]
I failed chemistry :\
User avatar
#107 - leifbunny (01/10/2016) [-]
No big deal. I just didn't want to leave you wondering why people were sneering at you online for not knowing one little thing.
#87 - The balls are originally tucked inside the body sort of as a b… 01/09/2016 on Her "First Moon Party" -2
#77 - saw* 01/02/2016 on was this movie good? -2
#61 - I moved from OKC to Seattle like a month ago and could not sto… 12/28/2015 on Texas Weather 0
#225 - I don't think he was actually saying that's how it's spelt.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2015 on it's nice when +2
User avatar
#231 - theshinypen (12/16/2015) [-]
You would be correct
#412 - We pay taxes for a huge military. 12/14/2015 on I haven't realised you've... +1
#225 - Since those are like 96% strawman arguments I'm not going to w… 12/14/2015 on Dopey prince +1
#210 - It's not racist to not want illegal immigrants, it's racist to…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/14/2015 on Dopey prince 0
User avatar
#216 - lech (12/14/2015) [-]
How about this. You're a woman. Right? You don't want to get raped. Right?

Sweden took in the most amount of refugees per capita of any nation. Now it looks like they're suffering the consequences of that. Their reported rape statistics are now the highest of any civilized civilization. In fact they are now ranked second across the world. Rape going in at about 50 per 100,000. The only country that surpasses it is Lesotho with about 90 per 100,000. It became so bad that the deputy prime minister crying during a live conference after having told reporters she is going to take action against these refugees. You should watch it as it is quite amusing

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKXEUalVsWc
User avatar
#215 - lech (12/14/2015) [-]
>"Which is what Trump said"
Got any proof for that? Eh. Forget it. I'll get it
>"They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists. And some I assume are good people"
Find me the part in that sentence where it says that every single person that comes out of Mexico are rapists. Go ahead. I'll be waiting here all day.

>"On the other hand, it IS racist to claim that all refugees want to hurt the US"
First. Muslim is not a race. Second. Have you read his actual policy about that? Here. I'll get it for you since you like taking such huge leaps. You know that won't get you skinnier, right?
>"Until we are able to determine and understand this problem and the dangerous threat it poses, our country cannot be the victims of horrendous attacks by people that believe only in Jihad, and have no sense of reason or respect for human life."
And of course he linked to a poll from the center of security which states 25% of Muslims think that violence against Muslims are justified as part of the global jihad. 51% want sharia law to be in place. So your criticism that the majority want a home does not hold up. Apparently what the majority want is sharia law. So how about we do this. How about instead of taking in the massive amounts of Syrian refugees that Europe is taking in. How about we spend money to make their situation in Syria better?
>because all they have to do is dress like an american and say "no I'm not muslim".
But it IS better than volunteering us to take in 10,000 Syrian refugees without any background checks at all.
User avatar
#225 - myrtille (12/14/2015) [-]
Since those are like 96% strawman arguments I'm not going to waste my time talking to a brick wall. I'm also not going to type a novel. I have better things to do. Have a nice day.

user's channels

Join Subscribe 30rock
Join Subscribe assassintime
Join Subscribe bendingtime
Join Subscribe bronytime
Join Subscribe fucking-animals
Join Subscribe fucking-science
Join Subscribe johnnybravo
Join Subscribe ponytime
Join Subscribe stoner-humor
Join Subscribe wallpapers

Comments(70):

Leave a comment Refresh Comments Show GIFs
[ 70 comments ]
Anonymous comments allowed.
26 comments displayed.
#76 - murrlogic ONLINE (08/09/2015) [-]
User avatar #75 - baesdgod (01/25/2014) [-]
Hey, it's Wale I'm kind of a big deal. Rap 4-3 hoe chill, necklace chill like children, high on ritalin, A.D.D. my chain pay attention.
User avatar #69 - amissingmouse (05/25/2013) [-]
Do you have a skype?
If so, amissingmouse
User avatar #70 to #69 - myrtille ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
okay i'll add ya, but not atm
User avatar #71 to #70 - amissingmouse (05/25/2013) [-]
Nooowwwww
User avatar #72 to #71 - myrtille ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
can't find anyone named amissingmouse
User avatar #73 to #72 - amissingmouse (05/25/2013) [-]
amissingmouse or misser of mice
User avatar #74 to #73 - myrtille ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
oh okay yeah i found ya then
User avatar #68 - myrtille ONLINE (04/04/2013) [-]
EbonyAli
LizzyBeth101
#67 - pkmnmastersteve **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#64 - pickledwolf (04/29/2012) [-]
dolan pls
User avatar #63 - goblingang (04/29/2012) [-]
Dolan plz
User avatar #61 - goonmcnasty (04/29/2012) [-]
GOOBY PLS
#60 - isthispatrick (04/29/2012) [-]
myrtille pls
User avatar #59 - spidermanrapeskids (04/29/2012) [-]
U R Dolan
Regrds Dolan
User avatar #58 - sussninja (04/29/2012) [-]
You're Dolan
#57 - vomitjar (04/29/2012) [-]
i am coming for you
#56 - karhunperse (04/29/2012) [-]
Dolan pls
#54 - godofthelolz **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#53 - gorden (04/29/2012) [-]
jusd remeinding u sat u god rolld

dolan , pls
#52 - isthispatrick (04/29/2012) [-]
Dolan pls.
[ 70 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)