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myopicprophet

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Gender: male
Facebook Profile: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Legacy-control/1947
Consoles Owned: Xbox One, Xbox 360, PS2, N64, Sega Genesis, Sega Master System, PS4
Video Games Played: BF4, COD, Minecraft, Hearthstone, State of Decay
X-box Gamertag: TB Will Cutting
PSN: LegacyControl
Interests: BJJ, Gaming, Art, Webcomics, Surviving the impending zombie apocalypse
Date Signed Up:2/21/2014
Last Login:5/22/2015
Location:Cincinnati
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I draw a free webcomic called Legacy Control.

http://www.legacy-control.com/

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#94 - Oh. No net yet but trying to get my first book out. 4 hours ago on Fix it 0
#92 - No but I did start using a cintiq. So that's an upgrade.  [+] (3 new replies) 4 hours ago on Fix it 0
User avatar #97 - thempc (3 hours ago) [-]
someone please post the shadman "i draw super fucking good on my cintiq" webm
User avatar #93 - SirMartin (4 hours ago) [-]
Ok. I think you missunderstood me. paper edition. or comic magazines
User avatar #94 - myopicprophet (4 hours ago) [-]
Oh. No net yet but trying to get my first book out.
#26 - Ah yep, missed that. Thanks. 23 hours ago on Fix it 0
#25 - Ah, but you can't see what's going on below the frame;)  [+] (3 new replies) 23 hours ago on Fix it +2
#57 - vvthegreats (17 hours ago) [-]
Then why don't you provide the source so then I can know? ;-)
User avatar #60 - brackgrapple (17 hours ago) [-]
Artist is owler
#53 - I was worried but you came through! 05/20/2015 on Therapy +7
#97 - I know... [fogs up your bedroom window with breath] 05/18/2015 on THe Age Of Change 0
#96 - Ah, yes. That's true. A drug induced coma then? 05/18/2015 on THe Age Of Change +1
#94 - I could lie and say that it's probably a cache issue...but I d…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/18/2015 on THe Age Of Change 0
User avatar #95 - ryuggu (05/18/2015) [-]
thank god. I didn't sleep at night, because of that.
User avatar #97 - myopicprophet (05/18/2015) [-]
I know... [fogs up your bedroom window with breath]
#50 - We should develop a system to cryo-freeze them for the difficu…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/17/2015 on THe Age Of Change +2
User avatar #92 - emiyashirou (05/18/2015) [-]
You don't age while cryo-frozen, so that would be retarded.
User avatar #96 - myopicprophet (05/18/2015) [-]
Ah, yes. That's true. A drug induced coma then?
#45 - I have and will. Just pay me 05/17/2015 on THe Age Of Change +13

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User avatar #174 - hardjunk ONLINE (05/11/2015) [-]
Do you make porn?
User avatar #176 to #175 - hardjunk ONLINE (05/11/2015) [-]
>not free

pffft. casul
#171 - thehandofgod (05/06/2015) [-]
Holy **** dude. I just went to your website and I saw that you live in Cincinnati. Same here! It's great to see people from here that exist in the world. What part do you live in? And sorry to just kind of randomly pop out and be like this, but I saw a popular FJer from Cincy and went all fangirl, (same happened when I found out Markiplier was from here). Also, your comics are great bro. Much love.
User avatar #178 to #171 - myopicprophet ONLINE (05/11/2015) [-]
Nice! I live in one of the parts;) But I will have a table at at least one of the local cons this year. You should stop by and say hi!
User avatar #173 to #171 - brcstar (05/06/2015) [-]
Yusss
Another brohio
User avatar #179 to #173 - myopicprophet ONLINE (05/11/2015) [-]
Ha ha, indeed.
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User avatar #170 - notorc (05/06/2015) [-]
I have a question
Do you base your characters and comics off your life?
or are they just made up. like my gf :^)
User avatar #177 to #170 - myopicprophet ONLINE (05/11/2015) [-]
Yes, the Man guy (Aggro) and the girl (Tessa) are VERY loosely based off of my wife and I.
User avatar #169 - warioteam (05/04/2015) [-]
i like your new style
User avatar #180 to #169 - myopicprophet ONLINE (05/11/2015) [-]
Thanks!
User avatar #129 - timelordeternal (04/24/2015) [-]
Saw your comic, checked out your profile, and now I see BJJ in your interests. Brazilian Jiu Jitsu?
User avatar #130 to #129 - myopicprophet ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
Yeah On and off for 7 years. Mostly No Gi ( couple of cage fights in there) been training gi for the last couple years.
User avatar #168 to #130 - timelordeternal (04/24/2015) [-]
So.. are you around 5'7 or so? 5'6?
User avatar #132 to #130 - timelordeternal (04/24/2015) [-]
That's awesome. What's your rank? Standup background?
User avatar #133 to #132 - myopicprophet ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
I've trained at a bunch of different gyms. Some focused on MMA others on bjj, but I've trained boxing, wrestling, bjj. I've had a group of guys I train with at our respective houses when a gym isn't time/money available. I'm not belted as I spent most of my time nogi but most recently trained at JG academy and hung with blues and purples so I'm assuming that's about where I am. That gym was right next to my house which would've been amazing, them they up and moved a half an hour away so couldn't hack that (with kids and all). So now, I'm on the hunt for a new gym..AGAIN!
User avatar #134 to #133 - timelordeternal (04/24/2015) [-]
Once you find a gym are you going to work more gi stuff? Working the gi will help your no gi. New people don't agree, but given time they all discover that.
User avatar #136 to #134 - myopicprophet ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
When I do traing NoGi now it's like a vacation!
User avatar #138 to #136 - timelordeternal (04/24/2015) [-]
Do you still do much standup?
User avatar #140 to #138 - myopicprophet ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
Not much. Once in a while we'll train takedowns with gloves or just do some light kickboxing.
User avatar #142 to #140 - timelordeternal (04/24/2015) [-]
What's your standup focus?Clinch? Kicking?
User avatar #143 to #142 - myopicprophet ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
Well, I'm a little stout fella and I generally train with larger guys, so clinch/plum is my happy place and I've always had the grappling mindset.
User avatar #144 to #143 - timelordeternal (04/24/2015) [-]
Are you planning on having more fights or are you done? That'd be hard to do with kids.
User avatar #145 to #144 - myopicprophet ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
Wom my first fight by armbar in the first round and I was super happy. Second fight....broken rib and nose with nerve damage in my face. Couldn't even pick up my kids with out pain...so NOPE! I'm done with that
User avatar #146 to #145 - timelordeternal (04/24/2015) [-]
Yeah, I can see how that might turn you off of fighting. How did the second match end?
User avatar #148 to #146 - myopicprophet ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
I had no business being in there with that kid. I actually got my nose broke getting him to the mat where I had a clear advantage, then they stood it up to have the doc check my nose and see if I wanted to continue. They didn't reset on the ground...so disadvantage..me.
User avatar #147 to #146 - myopicprophet ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
They younger stronger better fighter punching my head into the mat, then a merciful referee stoppage.
User avatar #149 to #147 - timelordeternal (04/24/2015) [-]
ouch, how old are you/were you?
User avatar #150 to #149 - myopicprophet ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
36 (almost 37 sigh) now so like 2009 was the 2nd I think...so like 30.
User avatar #153 to #150 - timelordeternal (04/24/2015) [-]
That isn't too bad. How old for your first fight?
User avatar #155 to #153 - myopicprophet ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
guess i was 29 ish
User avatar #157 to #155 - timelordeternal (04/24/2015) [-]
Well now you're at the age where you get a part time job instructing 22 year old garage fighters who don't think a gym can train them as well as their buddy who did a cage match 4 years ago.
User avatar #158 to #157 - myopicprophet ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
ha ha, the dream!
User avatar #160 to #158 - timelordeternal (04/24/2015) [-]
Did you have many "garage fighters" at your gym? (guys who train with each other and then book a fight, come into the gym about a week before the fight to train?)
User avatar #135 to #134 - myopicprophet ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
Oh, I'm an old man at this point so it's gi for me, from here on out
User avatar #137 to #135 - timelordeternal (04/24/2015) [-]
I know plenty of old men that destroy me in no gi. ESPECIALLY if they have a wrestling background.
User avatar #139 to #137 - myopicprophet ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
How long have you been training?
User avatar #141 to #139 - timelordeternal (04/24/2015) [-]
About a year and a half. I just got my blue belt earlier this month. I also train in Taekwondo, boxing, kickboxing, MMA, etc. You know the works.
User avatar #151 to #141 - myopicprophet ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
And I actually started in Taekwondo when I was younger
User avatar #152 to #151 - timelordeternal (04/24/2015) [-]
I only just started taekwondo a few months ago. I have been in MMA for a year and a half.
User avatar #154 to #152 - myopicprophet ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
Planning on fighting?
User avatar #156 to #154 - timelordeternal (04/24/2015) [-]
I'd like to do one just to say I've done it. I am getting into EMS and hopefully law enforcement after that and I really want to be able to take care of myself. I started in bjj and mma just for some basic self defense but I hadn't planned on liking training so much.
User avatar #159 to #156 - myopicprophet ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
It's addicting. I have one more year until both my kids are in school all day and I will be able to train every day at lunch.
User avatar #161 to #159 - timelordeternal (04/24/2015) [-]
That'd be great. But where will you train with your gym so far away?
User avatar #162 to #161 - myopicprophet ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
Well, there are pretty many gyms around and I joined JG (Jorge Gurgel of UFC/Rich Franklin training fame) because my daughter wanted to learn but she got disinterested so that opens up more options as far as scheduling. There are a couple close enough for me to train at lunch next year when it's possible.
User avatar #163 to #162 - myopicprophet ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
And I the first gym, yes (it was a karate basw with very little mma stuff but they wanted to break into that). The second gym (Vision MMA) was a real fight gym. Some noteable guys came out of there (Roger Bowling, Dan Strauss) and then JG has moved awy from a fight gym and he is focusing on winning BJJ trophies at the moment.
User avatar #164 to #163 - timelordeternal (04/24/2015) [-]
So are you going to start doing bjj tournaments and such? Maybe work on some belts?
User avatar #165 to #164 - myopicprophet ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
I dunno about the tourneys. Maybe. But I definitely want to get belted. I'd love to teach kids someday. Training BJJ changed my life and I'd love to pass that on.
User avatar #166 to #165 - timelordeternal (04/24/2015) [-]
What's your competition/fight weight?
User avatar #167 to #166 - myopicprophet ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
If I had to I could compete at 135 but I walk around at 150.
User avatar #122 - notevenalive (04/22/2015) [-]
Oh right here's the tiny collection of things i drew for ya :v along with the comics of inspirations
User avatar #131 to #128 - myopicprophet ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
These are all really great!
#121 - notorc (04/17/2015) [-]
u bettr draw porn u lil bitch.
User avatar #120 - blockcube (04/06/2015) [-]
Draw those 2 characters *******
User avatar #119 - mrsnowballs (04/03/2015) [-]
The way you draw nipples messes with my mind. I had a dream about them tonight, it was horrible
User avatar #118 - nought (04/03/2015) [-]
Also, fantastic work
You've done a really great job for this site and your comics are hilarious
#117 - anonymous (04/01/2015) [-]
how did you find this ******** ?
User avatar #116 - nought (03/30/2015) [-]
wow I just put together what your username means


I'm not good at this
User avatar #115 - notorc (03/18/2015) [-]
Do you make nipples tiny top hats on purpose?
User avatar #110 - sorenlolz (03/16/2015) [-]
I appreciate your comics. You're like Gearboy if he were funny, or if he could draw.
User avatar #112 to #110 - myopicprophet ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
While I'm not into putting down other creators, I thank you for your appreciation
User avatar #113 to #112 - sorenlolz (03/17/2015) [-]
I was more saying that he took credit for tracing peoples drawings.
User avatar #114 to #113 - myopicprophet ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
Ah, gotcha. A do appreciate the appreciation, for realz
User avatar #109 - tepidteal ONLINE (03/16/2015) [-]
Didn't you draw these? Style is similar. The creator link is whited out on them.

imgur.com/gallery/sjKaB
User avatar #111 to #109 - myopicprophet ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
Nope, looks to be Penny Arcade, which I get a lot. Some mean it negatively and some mean it as a compliment. I choose to take it as a compliment, so thanks
User avatar #104 - morke (03/12/2015) [-]
I never realized your comics were original, they're so good that I always just assumed they were stolen from some other site.
User avatar #105 to #104 - myopicprophet ONLINE (03/12/2015) [-]
Thanks! Yep, It's me
#103 - giffythetoad (03/09/2015) [-]
Basically what all those people below my comment said.
User avatar #106 to #103 - myopicprophet ONLINE (03/12/2015) [-]
Thanks!
#102 - notred (03/06/2015) [-]
I love you and your comics. Don't stop!
I love you and your comics. Don't stop!
User avatar #107 to #102 - myopicprophet ONLINE (03/12/2015) [-]
I can't and won't evar!
User avatar #102 - smurtehmurph (02/20/2015) [-]
it's 4 am. and I love you.
User avatar #108 to #102 - myopicprophet ONLINE (03/12/2015) [-]
I acce[pt
User avatar #101 - smurtehmurph (02/20/2015) [-]
You know it makes me so happy to know you browse this website. I've been reading your comics for like 3 years now man. And stuck in this **** hole for almost 12 years. Can I ask a few questions?
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