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#85 - barbequemaster (09/01/2013) [-]
This opinion varies a lot between the different branches of Islam. Some believe that he was taken of the cross by friends and treated for wounds. He then went eastwards to Kashmir to preach his message to the lost tribes of Jews.
A lot of historical evidence links him to this area... IMO this is a much more logical explanation. But then again, some would say that religion is beyond all kinds of logic...
inb4 cool story bro, tl;dr
#55 - missing (09/01/2013) [-]
mynameishiiiiiiiii is wrong with his version.
God send Jesus to heaven. a friend of Jesus asked to look like him so he could sacrifice himself. Jesus declined but after his friend asked it twice he went to god and asked him to make his friend look like Jesus so his friend could sacrifice himself. God made him look like Jesus and send his friend straight to heaven.
#59 - missing (09/01/2013) [-]
Ah yes the mostly used anti-Islamic quote.
If you would have read the Quran were you refer that from you will find out that it is a verse which talks about a battle that took place They aren't orders to Muslims to kill all the non-believers but a verse which talks about the battle of Badr.
I will cast terror into the hearts of those who disbelieve. = I will cast fear in to those who will fight against use.
Therefore strike off their heads and strike off every fingertip of them. = And those who still want to fight in the battle kill them with a strike on their neck (so they die instantly) or neutralize them by cutting of their fingertips so they can't use their sword. (Neutralize them)
So there is nothing barbaric or mean about these verses, it is simply referring to a battle, and nothing barbaric was done in the battle neither these were how battles were fought back then.
Also referring tehlulzbringer .
#61 - srapture (09/01/2013) [-]
Wow. This is my first time seeing some try to put a positive spin on a sentence like "Therefore strike off their heads and strike of every fingertip of them."...
Also, you haven't got a bloody leg to stand on with that first bit. "those who disbelieve" clearly only has one logical way of being read. You're having a laugh with that one.
#131 - thatoneiranianguy (09/01/2013) [-]
Missing is right, perhaps you should actually study something before you criticise it; trust me it brings more merits to your arguments.
The problem with English translations of the Qur'an is the huge barrier between English and Arabic. Thinks are often translated out of context and can be very confusing. Where as in the Arabic version the context is there plain and simple (although still hard to read due to it being the scripture style of Arabic.)
The same goes for the Bible/Torah, it loses a LOT of context when translated out of its original texts. (Hebrew (for the Torah/Old Testament, while the New Testament was written in Greek and there was a few Arabic translations.)
#79 - missing (09/01/2013) [-]
The verse refers to the crusaders who fought against the Muslims during the battle of Badr.
And like a said before This isn't an order for Muslims to kill innocent non-believers. But Crusaders who tried to Christianize people with a sword. (during that time)
It is against the rule to murder any person. (Believer or Non-Believer)
#90 - anonymous poster (09/01/2013) [-]
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