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#15 - I really love how they ended the show with the movie. Everyone…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/06/2013 on EDboyz +8
User avatar #24 - sinclairr (09/07/2013) [-]
I never watched the movie...

plz link to a video
User avatar #20 - rhiaanor (09/07/2013) [-]
"WHEN YOU STUB YOUR TOE AND IT HURTS YOU KNOW,

FRIENDS ARE THERE TO HELLP YOU!"

...

"SECOND VERSE, SAME AS THE FIRST!"

It was great indeed.
#14 - Actually, the story is the REAL Jesus was taken up to heaven b…  [+] (27 new replies) 09/01/2013 on We're going to need more vodka 0
User avatar #104 - KabulMan (09/01/2013) [-]
it wasn't a random guy, he changed Judas' face to match Jesus so Judas would hang instead of Jesus.
#85 - barbequemaster (09/01/2013) [-]
This opinion varies a lot between the different branches of Islam. Some believe that he was taken of the cross by friends and treated for wounds. He then went eastwards to Kashmir to preach his message to the lost tribes of Jews.

A lot of historical evidence links him to this area... IMO this is a much more logical explanation. But then again, some would say that religion is beyond all kinds of logic...

inb4 cool story bro, tl;dr
User avatar #17 - srapture (09/01/2013) [-]
That's just silly. That's even sillier than the bible version.
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User avatar #24 - tehlulzbringer (09/01/2013) [-]
that's what the quran actually says you fucking twat
User avatar #34 - srapture (09/01/2013) [-]
Yeah, because the Qur'an doesn't say anything silly.
This totally sophisticated quote, for instance: "I will cast terror into the hearts of those who disbelieve. Therefore strike off their heads and strike off every fingertip of them."
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User avatar #61 - srapture (09/01/2013) [-]
Wow. This is my first time seeing some try to put a positive spin on a sentence like "Therefore strike off their heads and strike of every fingertip of them."...
Also, you haven't got a bloody leg to stand on with that first bit. "those who disbelieve" clearly only has one logical way of being read. You're having a laugh with that one.
User avatar #131 - thatoneiranianguy (09/01/2013) [-]
Missing is right, perhaps you should actually study something before you criticise it; trust me it brings more merits to your arguments.

The problem with English translations of the Qur'an is the huge barrier between English and Arabic. Thinks are often translated out of context and can be very confusing. Where as in the Arabic version the context is there plain and simple (although still hard to read due to it being the scripture style of Arabic.)

The same goes for the Bible/Torah, it loses a LOT of context when translated out of its original texts. (Hebrew (for the Torah/Old Testament, while the New Testament was written in Greek and there was a few Arabic translations.)
User avatar #142 - srapture (09/01/2013) [-]
I don't quite get the "missing is right" part there, when I hadn't used the word missing...
Whether on not it has a different meaning in Arabic, the English meaning is clear as day, and as you could probably guess, I don't speak Arabic.
User avatar #143 - thatoneiranianguy (09/01/2013) [-]
Missing was the guy you were talking with.

And the English meaning may be as clear as day to you but it doesn't mean it's right. It's just a poor and improper translation.
User avatar #144 - srapture (09/01/2013) [-]
Ah. Damn people using words as names...
I can accept that, but I can't be held entirely at fault, as all I have is the incorrect translation because I don't speak any other languages very well.
User avatar #132 - thatoneiranianguy (09/01/2013) [-]
Things* Not thinks, my apology.
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#106 - ifsaz (09/01/2013) [-]
Not crusaders, the Meccans who were killing the Muslims because... They were bad for the trade. Yeah. Crusaders were much later.
User avatar #35 - tehlulzbringer (09/01/2013) [-]
well you obviously know what's going to happen instead of that
please share what's going to happen with us
User avatar #39 - srapture (09/01/2013) [-]
... What?
User avatar #40 - tehlulzbringer (09/01/2013) [-]
why would you think it's silly unless you know it's not true?
User avatar #41 - srapture (09/01/2013) [-]
The same reason I don't think comets would taste of lemon popsicles. It's not impossible, but it's certainly unlikely.
User avatar #42 - tehlulzbringer (09/01/2013) [-]
it's unlikely
that means it can't happen
User avatar #44 - srapture (09/01/2013) [-]
No, It might be true. The same way comets might all taste like lemon popsicles.
User avatar #46 - tehlulzbringer (09/01/2013) [-]
and in the same way that there are billions of different versions of us in other universes i guess
#90 - Womens Study Major (09/01/2013) [-]
>Propagating multiverse theory as a fact
> theory
User avatar #47 - srapture (09/01/2013) [-]
However, every one of those universes abide by the laws of physics which disallow things like morphing people into Jesus.
User avatar #48 - tehlulzbringer (09/01/2013) [-]
yeah they sure do
#26 - hillbillypowpow (09/01/2013) [-]
still silly.
User avatar #27 - tehlulzbringer (09/01/2013) [-]
why
#24 - I understood it completely, I would explain it to you, but I d…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/04/2013 on Bioshock Infinite +5
User avatar #105 - honkan (04/04/2013) [-]
If you answered the other, got a copypaste for me too? I'd like to hear what people think of the ending.
User avatar #145 - critality (04/04/2013) [-]
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=533205&highlight=bioshock

ps: I loved the ending, first ending to a videogame that actually feels like the end to me
User avatar #37 - critality (04/04/2013) [-]
could you message me? I beat it this morning and my brain hurts
User avatar #133 - imaginariness (04/04/2013) [-]
SPOILERS http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=533205&highlight=bioshock
User avatar #27 - hitlersoneballsack (04/04/2013) [-]
tell him in the chat thingy
User avatar #25 - cactaur (04/04/2013) [-]
i.e you don't know what to think either.
#30 - It's funny because after playing Bioshock Infinite, this all m… 04/04/2013 on gotta catch em all -7
#19 - A COUNTRY POST....THAT INCLUDED LIBYA!?!?!?! I approve :D 03/17/2013 on kurac 0
#29 - What can we say, we're really good at it XD.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2013 on Taxi Driver 0
User avatar #38 - kaitheguy (03/12/2013) [-]
>name is hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
>XD
fuck outta here
#128 - It's an anime called "Tsuritama". I liked the anime,…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2013 on what's important 0
#136 - Womens Study Major (03/02/2013) [-]
it was gay as's fuck
#76 - Hell YEA PANTHEON :D  [+] (1 new reply) 02/21/2013 on Surprise, motherfucker! 0
#79 - fatspartan (02/21/2013) [-]
#38 - well... 02/15/2013 on Higgs-Boson 0
#2 - I love the Zelda series. But I know that it's not for everyone.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/13/2013 on did yu rike it? +1
User avatar #3 - kapane (02/13/2013) [-]
yay opinions!
#5 - madcore (02/13/2013) [-]
Penises and things

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User avatar #1 - fatemah (10/06/2012) [-]
You're arab :o ;)
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