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#11 - Or sculpted pubes 7 hours ago on Grave Digger 0
#2 - Also forgot to mention that this one was requested by an anon … 13 hours ago on Grave Digger +1
#1 - yodaiam mikethemerciless thatsovietguyisme mrshrapnel bu…  [+] (7 new replies) 13 hours ago on Grave Digger +19
User avatar #18 - straitedge (5 hours ago) [-]
Add me to this list damnit. I need more.
#16 - awcskin (5 hours ago) [-]
Wtf would that be a wendigo? Sounds similar but why go for the dead kid? Too many questions not enough answers
User avatar #15 - commissarcrunch (5 hours ago) [-]
thanks
User avatar #9 - banteringcat (10 hours ago) [-]
Just out of curiosity, how many stories do you have that mention the ruby mountains?
User avatar #8 - bigbuttjackson (11 hours ago) [-]
Man I love these stories, thanks man.
User avatar #3 - ashadowguy (13 hours ago) [-]
thx bby
User avatar #2 - mynameisgeorge (13 hours ago) [-]
Also forgot to mention that this one was requested by an anon on a previous post, so if you're still looking for it, here it is.
#10 - AAAWOOOOOOOO Werewolves of London 05/03/2015 on God shave the queen +1
#2 - And somehow British food is still ********  [+] (24 new replies) 05/03/2015 on Kitchen Nightmares +216
#32 - servernotfound (05/04/2015) [-]
Really? Really?
#42 - Ken M (05/04/2015) [-]
While I can't say much about the taste, the product is no different than spreadable cheeses.

Besides, stuff like casu marzu exist.
#38 - thereasonableperso (05/04/2015) [-]
I'm american and the only place I've ever seen those is cartoons.
#13 - yodawgiheard (05/03/2015) [-]
Oh shit, the banter is strong with this one.
#9 - anonymoose (05/03/2015) [-]
Then why is the guy teaching them to cook British?
#36 - Ken M (05/04/2015) [-]
Because all of Britains former colonies do British shit better than Britain. (For example: Soccer).
#49 - anonymoose (22 hours ago) [-]
If the former colonies do shit better, wouldn't it be a former colony teaching the British to cook?
#15 - pokemonstheshiz has deleted their comment.
User avatar #16 - anonymoose (05/03/2015) [-]
Which is British.
#17 - pokemonstheshiz has deleted their comment.
User avatar #21 - nanglo (05/03/2015) [-]
But the distinction isn't worth getting mentioned when talking about cuisine. People have absolutely no idea what differs Scottish cuisine from British cuisine. Because they're practically the same
#25 - newall (05/04/2015) [-]
they're not really though.

That's like saying canadian cuisine is the same as texan cuisine.
#48 - nanglo (05/04/2015) [-]
Texas is a state, Canada is a country. Neither the culture, the weather, or the local wildlife (highly influencing whatever's in your plate) are identical in those two (not to mention Canada's French high heritage or the Mexican influence for Texas).
Scotland and England are two countries (even kingdoms, as Scotland isn't recognized as a full nation) stuck on the same Island with the same cereals, the same animals and the same spices, and thus for centuries.

Your point could difficultly be more invalid.
#50 - newall (20 hours ago) [-]
Except the Scottish have their own meals, as do the English, the Irish, and the welsh. Infact Scotland is probably the most different of the 3.

Cuisine varies across England, the south, midlands, and the north all have different dishes.

People don't eat haggis here in London, for example. (usually, im sure you can find somewhere that serves it)

Also, there is infact varying wildlife between Scotland and England, not a huge difference, but there are a few animals exclusive (within the UK) to the Scottish highlands.
User avatar #51 - nanglo (16 hours ago) [-]
Don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to belittle Scottish culture. I know there many differences between England and Scotland in the linguistic, historic or social context, but you'll have to face that the Scottish wildlife isn't relevant enough to influence this much on cuisine.
Of course, every region has their own culinary specialities. But in an international context, I believe that it's okay to amalgamate Scottish and English cuisines into one British cuisine.
After all, we consider french cuisine as french while their cuisine vary from having Italian to swiss or german-like cuisine influence considering the local regions.
User avatar #23 - ocdrawer (05/03/2015) [-]
MEAT AND BATTER
User avatar #20 - anonymoose (05/03/2015) [-]
Scotland makes up 33% of Britain, Scottish culture is part of British culture. You're confusing British culture with English culture.
#4 - HellsSponge (05/03/2015) [-]
The live rats really add a zesty kick
#7 - ygdosst (05/03/2015) [-]
User avatar #18 - zetsuboukamina (05/03/2015) [-]
But they were dead
#3 - moosaysthecal (05/03/2015) [-]
User avatar #10 - postie (05/03/2015) [-]
Would be a better joke if ketchup didn't contain vinegar...
#43 - Ken M (05/04/2015) [-]
Yeah, as a preservative.
User avatar #12 - letting (05/03/2015) [-]
A rather small amount by comparison. You don't taste a lot of the vinegar in ketchup thanks to the tomato and shit-ton of sugar.
#4 - Both take place in the Ruby Mountains, that's why I posted both today  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2015 on Ruby Mountains 0
User avatar #5 - TheHutchie (05/03/2015) [-]
I can't get the first one to a comfortable zoom level. I hate having to scroll from side to side.

Anyway, yeah I worked it out. Should have mentioned. Thanks for posting dude.
User avatar #7 - yodaiam (05/03/2015) [-]
Open the image in a new tab and do whatever.
#1 - yodaiam mikethemerciless thatsovietguyisme mrshrapnel bu…  [+] (12 new replies) 05/03/2015 on Ruby Mountains +9
User avatar #20 - derivat (17 hours ago) [-]
Put me on the list pls
User avatar #19 - SaintSlayer (17 hours ago) [-]
Can you tag me when you post these please
User avatar #18 - commissarcrunch (05/04/2015) [-]
wanna mark me on your notice list?
#16 - Blackmane (05/04/2015) [-]
this tale, its good, i like it, another!
User avatar #15 - Turtleboner (05/04/2015) [-]
hey add me to that list please
I love this stuff
User avatar #12 - thenewnuggubler (05/03/2015) [-]
gib mention pl0x
User avatar #10 - brothergrimm (05/03/2015) [-]
i've read this one. i also mapped out how to get to the exact place he was. another possible destination for skinwalker hunting.
User avatar #8 - ashadowguy (05/03/2015) [-]
k
User avatar #2 - TheHutchie (05/03/2015) [-]
Different post, same comment description. What's going on?
User avatar #4 - mynameisgeorge (05/03/2015) [-]
Both take place in the Ruby Mountains, that's why I posted both today
User avatar #5 - TheHutchie (05/03/2015) [-]
I can't get the first one to a comfortable zoom level. I hate having to scroll from side to side.

Anyway, yeah I worked it out. Should have mentioned. Thanks for posting dude.
User avatar #7 - yodaiam (05/03/2015) [-]
Open the image in a new tab and do whatever.
#1 - yodaiam mikethemerciless thatsovietguyisme mrshrapnel bu…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/03/2015 on Monsters in the Mines +13
User avatar #8 - houseofbrick (05/04/2015) [-]
Replying
#6 - neeeeee (05/04/2015) [-]
The lsit of people you mention keeps growing. keep up the good work
#2 - bigbuttjackson (05/03/2015) [-]
I'm going there right now! Thanks for the mention
#37 - You'e a bad person 05/03/2015 on Food Compilation 1/1 +1
#10 - Mine was: I hate you, you hate me Let's get toget…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/03/2015 on Like it was yesterday +23
#124 - Ken M (05/03/2015) [-]
The one I was taught as a kid was:
Deck the halls with lots of bodies
'Tis the season to be naughty
Break a window, pop a tire
Throw the candy in the fire.
User avatar #18 - oxymoronking (05/03/2015) [-]
deck the halls with gasoline
light a match and watch it gleam
watch the school go down in ashes
arn't you glad you played with matches
#17 - mcbergstedt (05/03/2015) [-]
Deck the halls with gasoline
fa la la la la, la la la la

Light a match and watch it gleam
fa la la la la, la la la la

Now our school has burned to ashes
fa la la la, la la la, la la la

Aren't you glad we played with matches?
fa la la la la, la la la la

fin
#159 - Ken M (05/03/2015) [-]
Not even gonna bother translating the ones from my country, you americans are crazy.
#91 - onecommentonlyone (05/03/2015) [-]
We had one, that now I think about it is truly brutal:

Glory glory Hallelujah
Teacher hit with a ruler
So we locked her in the attic with a semi-automatic
And that was the end of heeeeer

Encouraging the use of forced-suicide as a punishment. The good ol' days
User avatar #11 - bossguycumsplash (05/03/2015) [-]
Deck the halls with lots of bodies
something something something

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#260 - noburt (12 hours ago) [-]
Few good ones maybe? Going to reply to this with more
User avatar #251 - joekerr (04/30/2015) [-]
Heyo, noticed you're posting scary stories, too.
There's one I'm searching. It's some anon with his grandpa in a snowy section and well ... wendigo kind of **** . Not sure if it's even two stories I'm talking about. Know what I mean?
User avatar #254 to #252 - joekerr (04/30/2015) [-]
**** yes. Thank you!
User avatar #255 to #254 - mynameisgeorge (04/30/2015) [-]
No problem, happy spooking.
User avatar #256 to #255 - joekerr (04/30/2015) [-]
I went through more of the stuff and get the feeling you were in the same threads as I. You lurk sometimes on 4chan, don't you?
User avatar #257 to #256 - mynameisgeorge (04/30/2015) [-]
Yeah, I used to lurk on /x/ and /k/ a lot, but skinwalker stories aren't cool there anymore so the few threads we get just get reposts.

I've got some pretty obscure ones from there, but it also kinda ruins it because OPs usually reveal when they're fake. Though I assume pretty much all of them are.
#258 to #257 - joekerr (04/30/2015) [-]
Yeah, some are simply better written. Still a good read I think.

I'm planning to check creepypasta for more of these ... if I kind of run out of stories I guess. And that'll take a long time, considering I still got the cringe comp.s and 4chan dumps and stuff.
User avatar #259 to #258 - mynameisgeorge (04/30/2015) [-]
Yeah, they've got a lot of them on imgur and 4chan archives and although /x/ is usually full of tulpa and roleplay *********** , there are still a few gems that are left to be discovered.

Also, keep an eye out, I'm gonna be posting the first skinwalker pasta in a half hour, I'm sure you've seen it, but it's the best one imo.
User avatar #250 - epicethan (04/30/2015) [-]
Hey kid, you want some spook, just tell me, Ill be happy to give
User avatar #253 to #250 - mynameisgeorge (04/30/2015) [-]
Sure, I've got quite a few, but I'm always looking to expand my collection.

I'll be out of stories in a few weeks so if you see any I haven't posted let me know
User avatar #247 - tlstheseen (04/09/2015) [-]
Skinwalkers
#248 to #247 - mynameisgeorge (04/09/2015) [-]
What do you wanna know about them?
User avatar #249 to #248 - tlstheseen (04/10/2015) [-]
Not so much what I want to know, I actually posted a comment recently as a guide to them for readers
#241 - evilicious (11/02/2014) [-]
You have been visited by your friendly neighborhood phantom thief! You might want to check your trousers!
You have been visited by your friendly neighborhood phantom thief! You might want to check your trousers!
User avatar #219 to #218 - mynameisgeorge (05/18/2014) [-]
The Old Testament was retarded

Jesus came to fulfill the covenant between God and Man, thereby nullifying all previous actions besides the 10 commandments
User avatar #221 to #219 - syrianassassin (05/18/2014) [-]
then banthe old testament?
god almighty tell his people how to gang rape your sister step by step
lel
User avatar #222 to #221 - mynameisgeorge (05/18/2014) [-]
No, that was the Jews and their lies

Ask Martin Luther en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_the_Jews_and_Their_Lies
User avatar #223 to #222 - syrianassassin (05/18/2014) [-]
we dont give a ****
it is in the bible
it is ****** up
god put incest in his holy book
User avatar #224 to #223 - mynameisgeorge (05/18/2014) [-]
Lel it's the same God

Ishmael is the son of Abraham

And Muhammad condoned pedophilia
User avatar #225 to #224 - syrianassassin (05/18/2014) [-]
quran.com

yallah go bring it
oh wait i see tons of sex stories in your bible
User avatar #226 to #225 - mynameisgeorge (05/18/2014) [-]
Not in the New Testament

It was just the Jews

And that doesn't disprove the fact that it's the same God
User avatar #227 to #226 - syrianassassin (05/18/2014) [-]
but it is in the bible!!!!!
User avatar #228 to #227 - mynameisgeorge (05/18/2014) [-]
So?

It's in the part that doesn't matter to the Christians
User avatar #229 to #228 - syrianassassin (05/18/2014) [-]
but still it is in the bible
oh wait ban the half bible then if it is doesnt matter top you all
User avatar #230 to #229 - mynameisgeorge (05/18/2014) [-]
It's just like the expanded universe for Star Wars, once someone new takes over, all of the old **** is nullified

Therefore, just because it's in the Bible, doesn't mean it's Christian

That's like saying the Shiites believe in the same **** Sunnis do because it's in the same book
User avatar #231 to #230 - syrianassassin (05/18/2014) [-]
we have 1 version of the quran and not tons!!!!
and yeah trinity????
who said trinity???
who said jesus is god and son of god??????
User avatar #232 to #231 - mynameisgeorge (05/18/2014) [-]
What the **** does the trinity have to do with anything?
Why are you so buttmad? Just go stone a woman to calm yourself.

If you want me to explain the Trinity, I can't/ The Trinity, and God for that matter, are abstract notions that are supposed to be unexplained because humans are imperfect and unable to understand it. Just think of it like water, it has 3 forms, solid, liquid, and gas. They're all the same thing despite seeming like different forms to imperfect humans
#233 to #232 - syrianassassin (05/18/2014) [-]
>me   
>buttmad    
   
because your book is nothing but he said and they said   
   
it will be funny if jesus was preaching the gospel of mark luke or whatever it was because it has not been written
>me
>buttmad

because your book is nothing but he said and they said

it will be funny if jesus was preaching the gospel of mark luke or whatever it was because it has not been written
User avatar #234 to #233 - mynameisgeorge (05/18/2014) [-]
Is people remembering things differently such a hard concept to grasp?

They were poor fishermen and merchants, they couldn't write **** down as he said it, so they wrote how they remembered it when they learned how to read and write
User avatar #235 to #234 - syrianassassin (05/18/2014) [-]
yeah yeah what did jesus preach????
User avatar #236 to #235 - mynameisgeorge (05/18/2014) [-]
Give to Caesar what is Caesar's
Do unto others
Where are the other 9
etc etc

What the **** are you asking me, to recite the whole New Testament?
User avatar #237 to #236 - syrianassassin (05/18/2014) [-]
im asking
where is the gospel of jesus?
mark luke matthew john and etc was not written in the time of jesus
what happened to the original?
User avatar #238 to #237 - mynameisgeorge (05/18/2014) [-]
There is none because he was a poor carpenter and he ******* died at 33

The Quran wasn't written by Muhammad, it was **** his followers remembered from his teachings
User avatar #239 to #238 - syrianassassin (05/18/2014) [-]
And if you are in doubt about what We have sent down upon Our Servant [Muhammad], then produce a surah the like thereof and call upon your witnesses other than Allah , if you should be truthful.
But if you do not - and you will never be able to - then fear the Fire, whose fuel is men and stones, prepared for the disbelievers. quran 2 : 23-24

prepare yourself for the fire and its fuel is men and stone prepared for the disbelievers
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User avatar #216 - traffy (05/18/2014) [-]
Hello Contanza
#217 to #216 - mynameisgeorge (05/18/2014) [-]
Do I look like a ******* jew to you?
#202 - mynameisgeorge (07/17/2013) [-]
You've entered the realm of the diamond horse

Welcome
#212 to #202 - rdobet (02/27/2014) [-]
>Not calling it Twilight Zone   
 c'mon I even hate Twilight and think it's better
>Not calling it Twilight Zone
c'mon I even hate Twilight and think it's better
#213 to #212 - mynameisgeorge (02/27/2014) [-]
But

This is Rarity
#214 to #213 - rdobet (02/27/2014) [-]
Better horse yes, but some must suffer for the sake of art!   
   
 ThisIsRarity plz
Better horse yes, but some must suffer for the sake of art!

ThisIsRarity plz
User avatar #191 - exotic (07/17/2013) [-]
love rarity
User avatar #193 to #192 - exotic (07/17/2013) [-]
rare is life
#194 to #193 - mynameisgeorge (07/17/2013) [-]
white pony is love
white pony is life
User avatar #195 to #194 - exotic (07/17/2013) [-]
and in that moment
i swear we were fashion
#196 to #195 - mynameisgeorge (07/17/2013) [-]
The epitome of fabulousity
#197 to #196 - exotic (07/17/2013) [-]
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Ferrarity
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Rararara
#200 to #199 - mynameisgeorge (07/17/2013) [-]
Here's hoping to that suspected Rarity and Octavia duet in S4
User avatar #189 - rototheta (06/14/2013) [-]
hey, can i buy your dupe knight statues?
User avatar #184 - Vuumbleman (04/05/2013) [-]
George, George! George of the Jungle! Strong as he can be!
George, George! George of the Jungle! Watch out for that... TREE!
User avatar #185 to #184 - mynameisgeorge (04/05/2013) [-]
Curious George > George of the Jungle
User avatar #186 to #185 - Vuumbleman (04/05/2013) [-]
Especially the relatively recent animated movie. I completely agree.
User avatar #181 - exotic (03/01/2013) [-]
*inhales slowly*
Why do you save so many thumbnails?

*exhales slowerer*
User avatar #183 to #182 - exotic (03/01/2013) [-]
you saved the thumbnail of a thumbnail
#173 - ldottc (01/21/2013) [-]
I threw in one of my own for you :)
User avatar #174 to #173 - mynameisgeorge (01/21/2013) [-]
Thanks man!!!!

You're awesome
User avatar #175 to #174 - ldottc (01/21/2013) [-]
Anytime mate :)
#170 - umdreonXD (01/18/2013) [-]
sorry no luck
User avatar #171 to #170 - mynameisgeorge (01/18/2013) [-]
Thanks anyway
User avatar #172 to #171 - umdreonXD (01/18/2013) [-]
no problem :)
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