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Date Signed Up:8/12/2012
Last Login:5/24/2015
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latest user's comments

#1 - Crazy how nature do dat  [+] (1 new reply) 15 hours ago on earth lapse +34
User avatar #4 - atheisttsiehta (11 hours ago) [-]
Actually accurate.
#125 - That gave me a huge boner 05/20/2015 on Orange Comp 0
#3 - yodaiam mikethemerciless thatsovietguyisme mrshrapnel bu…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/19/2015 on Texas Valero Skinwalker +7
User avatar #9 - naplinewander (05/21/2015) [-]
Could you perhaps fit my name in somewhere on that list?
User avatar #5 - Nigga (05/20/2015) [-]
Hey man can you add me to the list? Love this stuff
User avatar #6 - joshlol (05/20/2015) [-]
mah nigga
User avatar #8 - Nigga (05/20/2015) [-]
my nigga my nigga
#2 - Looks like someone just listened to the last sleepycast 05/18/2015 on Implication +12
#4 - I actually can't find it, I've been looking for it since I sav…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/18/2015 on House Call 0
User avatar #5 - TheHutchie (05/18/2015) [-]
Damn, next time you're arranging your folders for posting, you should talk to ugoboom. He seemed to have system after system when it came to posting his Dank WebMs.
#7 - ugoboom (05/18/2015) [-]
I mean, there really isn't much to it
#1 - yodaiam mikethemerciless thatsovietguyisme mrshrapnel bu…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/18/2015 on House Call +10
User avatar #12 - irconfucius (05/19/2015) [-]
my nigga
User avatar #13 - Nigga (05/19/2015) [-]
what
#14 - irconfucius (05/19/2015) [-]
User avatar #10 - pokedigimon (05/19/2015) [-]
Thanks
User avatar #6 - mrshrapnel (05/18/2015) [-]
Thanks mate.
User avatar #2 - hitterdude (05/18/2015) [-]
Thank you
#1 - It's a luna moth, not a silk moth. There are a bunch of silk m…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/18/2015 on Found this pokemon in my... +28
User avatar #37 - chickenbones (05/18/2015) [-]
I cought one of those one night, thought it was a bat at first.
User avatar #30 - ampharosrules (05/18/2015) [-]
Thank you. I thought I was gonna have to Animal Planet his ass.
User avatar #28 - thesupervillian (05/18/2015) [-]
You seem knowledgeable on moths. Roughly ten or more years ago I used to get moths like (One of which look like the one in the content) around my cabin in Georgia. But out of nowhere they stopped appearing. It was at the same time these hercules beetles left a tree near our cabin. Any explanation for that?
#22 - animesource (05/18/2015) [-]
Can I order one online as pet?
#11 - elsenortamatoe (05/18/2015) [-]
dude thats like a grands worth of bells in your hand
User avatar #8 - Icedangel (05/18/2015) [-]
I find the green luna moths at my house from time to time.. Sadly my chickens like to at them and they never last very long.
#9 - anonymous (05/18/2015) [-]
They only live up to like a week or so since they dont have a digestive system
User avatar #4 - Grom (05/18/2015) [-]
A giant Luna Moth landed on my foot at work last summer. I gently picked it up and noticed that something had attacked it and torn off a huge chunk of it's wing.
I wasn't sure whether to put it out of it's misery or not :/
User avatar #14 - plazmaflare (05/18/2015) [-]
If it was still flying I wouldn't have. I mean it landed on your fit via flying, after-all.
#1 - It was doing pretty well in the beginning 05/17/2015 on Cat rage quits +25
#1 - yodaiam mikethemerciless thatsovietguyisme mrshrapnel bu…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/17/2015 on The Song and Dance Man +3
User avatar #8 - tonnirotta (05/18/2015) [-]
You can stop mentioning me! I subscrubd to you
User avatar #5 - irconfucius (05/17/2015) [-]
nice
#4 - thatsovietguyisme (05/17/2015) [-]
wow , thats a lot to read
but thanks , it really brings the creepy in my daily life
#3 - unoriginalaccount (05/17/2015) [-]
I stopped reading these so if you could stop mentioning me that would be great.
#5 - I don't remember if I posted it before or not  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2015 on Backpacking 0
User avatar #8 - carbohydrates (05/17/2015) [-]
Ya did post it before, sadly.
Called it: Backpacking in the Woods --- posted it on 04/18/2015
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User avatar #264 - gongthehawkeye (05/13/2015) [-]
Can I be a part of your list? I love the **** you post.
#260 - noburt (05/04/2015) [-]
Few good ones maybe? Going to reply to this with more
User avatar #263 to #262 - sonicsyndicate ONLINE (05/10/2015) [-]
give me a full suit of plate armor and a spear or scimitar and ill go back there and take its head for a trophy
User avatar #251 - joekerr (04/30/2015) [-]
Heyo, noticed you're posting scary stories, too.
There's one I'm searching. It's some anon with his grandpa in a snowy section and well ... wendigo kind of **** . Not sure if it's even two stories I'm talking about. Know what I mean?
User avatar #254 to #252 - joekerr (04/30/2015) [-]
**** yes. Thank you!
User avatar #255 to #254 - mynameisgeorge (04/30/2015) [-]
No problem, happy spooking.
User avatar #256 to #255 - joekerr (04/30/2015) [-]
I went through more of the stuff and get the feeling you were in the same threads as I. You lurk sometimes on 4chan, don't you?
User avatar #257 to #256 - mynameisgeorge (04/30/2015) [-]
Yeah, I used to lurk on /x/ and /k/ a lot, but skinwalker stories aren't cool there anymore so the few threads we get just get reposts.

I've got some pretty obscure ones from there, but it also kinda ruins it because OPs usually reveal when they're fake. Though I assume pretty much all of them are.
#258 to #257 - joekerr (04/30/2015) [-]
Yeah, some are simply better written. Still a good read I think.

I'm planning to check creepypasta for more of these ... if I kind of run out of stories I guess. And that'll take a long time, considering I still got the cringe comp.s and 4chan dumps and stuff.
User avatar #259 to #258 - mynameisgeorge (04/30/2015) [-]
Yeah, they've got a lot of them on imgur and 4chan archives and although /x/ is usually full of tulpa and roleplay *********** , there are still a few gems that are left to be discovered.

Also, keep an eye out, I'm gonna be posting the first skinwalker pasta in a half hour, I'm sure you've seen it, but it's the best one imo.
User avatar #250 - epicethan (04/30/2015) [-]
Hey kid, you want some spook, just tell me, Ill be happy to give
User avatar #253 to #250 - mynameisgeorge (04/30/2015) [-]
Sure, I've got quite a few, but I'm always looking to expand my collection.

I'll be out of stories in a few weeks so if you see any I haven't posted let me know
User avatar #247 - tlstheseen (04/09/2015) [-]
Skinwalkers
#248 to #247 - mynameisgeorge (04/09/2015) [-]
What do you wanna know about them?
User avatar #249 to #248 - tlstheseen (04/10/2015) [-]
Not so much what I want to know, I actually posted a comment recently as a guide to them for readers
#241 - evilicious (11/02/2014) [-]
You have been visited by your friendly neighborhood phantom thief! You might want to check your trousers!
You have been visited by your friendly neighborhood phantom thief! You might want to check your trousers!
User avatar #219 to #218 - mynameisgeorge (05/18/2014) [-]
The Old Testament was retarded

Jesus came to fulfill the covenant between God and Man, thereby nullifying all previous actions besides the 10 commandments
User avatar #221 to #219 - syrianassassin (05/18/2014) [-]
then banthe old testament?
god almighty tell his people how to gang rape your sister step by step
lel
User avatar #222 to #221 - mynameisgeorge (05/18/2014) [-]
No, that was the Jews and their lies

Ask Martin Luther en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_the_Jews_and_Their_Lies
User avatar #223 to #222 - syrianassassin (05/18/2014) [-]
we dont give a ****
it is in the bible
it is ****** up
god put incest in his holy book
User avatar #224 to #223 - mynameisgeorge (05/18/2014) [-]
Lel it's the same God

Ishmael is the son of Abraham

And Muhammad condoned pedophilia
User avatar #225 to #224 - syrianassassin (05/18/2014) [-]
quran.com

yallah go bring it
oh wait i see tons of sex stories in your bible
User avatar #226 to #225 - mynameisgeorge (05/18/2014) [-]
Not in the New Testament

It was just the Jews

And that doesn't disprove the fact that it's the same God
User avatar #227 to #226 - syrianassassin (05/18/2014) [-]
but it is in the bible!!!!!
User avatar #228 to #227 - mynameisgeorge (05/18/2014) [-]
So?

It's in the part that doesn't matter to the Christians
User avatar #229 to #228 - syrianassassin (05/18/2014) [-]
but still it is in the bible
oh wait ban the half bible then if it is doesnt matter top you all
User avatar #230 to #229 - mynameisgeorge (05/18/2014) [-]
It's just like the expanded universe for Star Wars, once someone new takes over, all of the old **** is nullified

Therefore, just because it's in the Bible, doesn't mean it's Christian

That's like saying the Shiites believe in the same **** Sunnis do because it's in the same book
User avatar #231 to #230 - syrianassassin (05/18/2014) [-]
we have 1 version of the quran and not tons!!!!
and yeah trinity????
who said trinity???
who said jesus is god and son of god??????
User avatar #232 to #231 - mynameisgeorge (05/18/2014) [-]
What the **** does the trinity have to do with anything?
Why are you so buttmad? Just go stone a woman to calm yourself.

If you want me to explain the Trinity, I can't/ The Trinity, and God for that matter, are abstract notions that are supposed to be unexplained because humans are imperfect and unable to understand it. Just think of it like water, it has 3 forms, solid, liquid, and gas. They're all the same thing despite seeming like different forms to imperfect humans
#233 to #232 - syrianassassin (05/18/2014) [-]
>me   
>buttmad    
   
because your book is nothing but he said and they said   
   
it will be funny if jesus was preaching the gospel of mark luke or whatever it was because it has not been written
>me
>buttmad

because your book is nothing but he said and they said

it will be funny if jesus was preaching the gospel of mark luke or whatever it was because it has not been written
User avatar #234 to #233 - mynameisgeorge (05/18/2014) [-]
Is people remembering things differently such a hard concept to grasp?

They were poor fishermen and merchants, they couldn't write **** down as he said it, so they wrote how they remembered it when they learned how to read and write
User avatar #235 to #234 - syrianassassin (05/18/2014) [-]
yeah yeah what did jesus preach????
User avatar #236 to #235 - mynameisgeorge (05/18/2014) [-]
Give to Caesar what is Caesar's
Do unto others
Where are the other 9
etc etc

What the **** are you asking me, to recite the whole New Testament?
User avatar #237 to #236 - syrianassassin (05/18/2014) [-]
im asking
where is the gospel of jesus?
mark luke matthew john and etc was not written in the time of jesus
what happened to the original?
User avatar #238 to #237 - mynameisgeorge (05/18/2014) [-]
There is none because he was a poor carpenter and he ******* died at 33

The Quran wasn't written by Muhammad, it was **** his followers remembered from his teachings
User avatar #239 to #238 - syrianassassin (05/18/2014) [-]
And if you are in doubt about what We have sent down upon Our Servant [Muhammad], then produce a surah the like thereof and call upon your witnesses other than Allah , if you should be truthful.
But if you do not - and you will never be able to - then fear the Fire, whose fuel is men and stones, prepared for the disbelievers. quran 2 : 23-24

prepare yourself for the fire and its fuel is men and stone prepared for the disbelievers
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User avatar #216 - traffy (05/18/2014) [-]
Hello Contanza
#217 to #216 - mynameisgeorge (05/18/2014) [-]
Do I look like a ******* jew to you?
#202 - mynameisgeorge (07/17/2013) [-]
You've entered the realm of the diamond horse

Welcome
#212 to #202 - rdobet (02/27/2014) [-]
>Not calling it Twilight Zone   
 c'mon I even hate Twilight and think it's better
>Not calling it Twilight Zone
c'mon I even hate Twilight and think it's better
#213 to #212 - mynameisgeorge (02/27/2014) [-]
But

This is Rarity
#214 to #213 - rdobet (02/27/2014) [-]
Better horse yes, but some must suffer for the sake of art!   
   
 ThisIsRarity plz
Better horse yes, but some must suffer for the sake of art!

ThisIsRarity plz
User avatar #191 - exotic (07/17/2013) [-]
love rarity
User avatar #193 to #192 - exotic (07/17/2013) [-]
rare is life
#194 to #193 - mynameisgeorge (07/17/2013) [-]
white pony is love
white pony is life
User avatar #195 to #194 - exotic (07/17/2013) [-]
and in that moment
i swear we were fashion
#196 to #195 - mynameisgeorge (07/17/2013) [-]
The epitome of fabulousity
#197 to #196 - exotic (07/17/2013) [-]
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Ferrarity
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Rararara
#200 to #199 - mynameisgeorge (07/17/2013) [-]
Here's hoping to that suspected Rarity and Octavia duet in S4
User avatar #189 - rototheta (06/14/2013) [-]
hey, can i buy your dupe knight statues?
User avatar #184 - Vuumbleman (04/05/2013) [-]
George, George! George of the Jungle! Strong as he can be!
George, George! George of the Jungle! Watch out for that... TREE!
User avatar #185 to #184 - mynameisgeorge (04/05/2013) [-]
Curious George > George of the Jungle
User avatar #186 to #185 - Vuumbleman (04/05/2013) [-]
Especially the relatively recent animated movie. I completely agree.
User avatar #181 - exotic (03/01/2013) [-]
*inhales slowly*
Why do you save so many thumbnails?

*exhales slowerer*
User avatar #183 to #182 - exotic (03/01/2013) [-]
you saved the thumbnail of a thumbnail
#173 - ldottc (01/21/2013) [-]
I threw in one of my own for you :)
User avatar #174 to #173 - mynameisgeorge (01/21/2013) [-]
Thanks man!!!!

You're awesome
User avatar #175 to #174 - ldottc (01/21/2013) [-]
Anytime mate :)
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