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mymommasallama

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Gender: male
Age: 26
Date Signed Up:2/25/2014
Last Login:5/29/2015
Location:texas
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#5499
Comment Ranking:#79
Highest Content Rank:#2281
Highest Comment Rank:#78
Content Thumbs: 1492 total,  1624 ,  132
Comment Thumbs: 29487 total,  30081 ,  594
Content Level Progress: 30% (15/50)
Level 111 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 112 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 48.9% (489/1000)
Level 321 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 322 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
Subscribers:1
Content Views:87941
Times Content Favorited:82 times
Total Comments Made:3688
FJ Points:22661
Favorite Tags: is (2) | my (2)
been looking at FJ periodically when I'm bored since someone linked me a picture in the mid 00's

I got unusually bored an made a profile to leave feedback as some OC on here is pretty good.

may post stuff. may not. may never touch profile egain. eh whatever.

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    why i love texas why i love texas
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    google is mean google is mean
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    faces of link faces of link

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    butt what? butt what?

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#32 - i want to train an army of them to protect my home. someone br… 15 hours ago on Gore warning!!! look away plz 0
#58 - i guess her doctor prescribed her a daily dose of noassatol  [+] (2 new replies) 16 hours ago on I kind of like both pics +6
#66 - chimi (15 hours ago) [-]
she needs an infusion of 10 cc's of bbc
#62 - jmspock (15 hours ago) [-]
Alone, that joke would not have gotten a thumb. But coupled with that gif, it was damn near perfect.
#63 - i dig it as i get to see content i wouldnt normally get to see… 05/28/2015 on Should content auto-hide... 0
#4 - Im not much for being aroused by cartoons, but coke-skinny pam…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2015 on Uh... +1
User avatar #6 - nagasadow (05/28/2015) [-]
Agreed
#25 - i was never here 05/28/2015 on Smash Comp 7 0
#24 - link. always has been, always will be. ill switch it up with t… 05/28/2015 on Smash Comp 7 +1
#23 - Comment deleted 05/28/2015 on Smash Comp 7 0
#56 - Not so much a lie told by cops but a rather dirty trick ive he…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2015 on Things NOT to do if arrested +2
#113 - yugiohkris (05/28/2015) [-]
#89 - I love hearing about stuff like this. A drug addict is going t… 05/27/2015 on Admins Summer Cottage +1
#2 - should have had pam eat it instead  [+] (3 new replies) 05/27/2015 on Uh... -1
#3 - Absolute Madman (05/28/2015) [-]
cocaine diet pam was HOOOOOOOT
#4 - mymommasallama (05/28/2015) [-]
Im not much for being aroused by cartoons, but coke-skinny pam was an exception
User avatar #6 - nagasadow (05/28/2015) [-]
Agreed

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User avatar #37 - articulate (04/09/2015) [-]
Hi, you thumbed up one of my jokes. I just wanted to say I like your name.
#38 to #37 - mymommasallama (04/09/2015) [-]
why thanks buddy.
why thanks buddy.
#36 to #35 - mymommasallama (03/31/2015) [-]
hah nice. these are too dank
#35 - programmer (03/25/2015) [-]
You received NOTHING!
You received NOTHING!
User avatar #29 - gugek (11/18/2014) [-]
Good morning. Have a fantastic day.
User avatar #30 to #29 - mymommasallama (11/18/2014) [-]
i have no idea who you are, but you have a good one yourself stranger!
User avatar #31 to #30 - gugek (11/18/2014) [-]
:-]
#19 - cann (09/24/2014) [-]
didnt wana spam that content page
User avatar #23 to #21 - mymommasallama (09/24/2014) [-]
those are bad diddly ass. which is the first one from? the only actual cds i owned were everywhere and his nasty parlour tricks, and moon and antarctica. the rest were all ripped to my computer or downloaded ages ago
User avatar #24 to #23 - cann (09/24/2014) [-]
first is Blue cadet 3 do you connect.
yeah ive had there songs on the same sd card for 7 years now
User avatar #25 to #24 - mymommasallama (09/24/2014) [-]
ah cool cool. thats probably the one of few ive never had the privilege to listen to. once i get my computer back to functioning ill be sure to hunt it down (im posting from a wiiu for christs sake.) i only rank tiny cities up there because that beat would make my head nod involuntarily even with a broken neck. i usually like my music fast and with a brass section, but they are always my go-to to mellow out.
User avatar #26 to #25 - cann (09/24/2014) [-]
nice (:
User avatar #27 to #26 - mymommasallama (09/24/2014) [-]
im bout to crash out (too much sangria), but thankya for prompting me to listen to them/take a trip down memory lane. speaking of memory lane...if you like this song i think well get along just fine. eliott is love eliott is life Elliott Smith - Memory Lane
User avatar #28 to #27 - cann (09/24/2014) [-]
perfect! ill talk to ya lata
#22 to #21 - cann (09/24/2014) [-]
my fave song is the whale song and cowboy dan. i dont want to really say fav cause all of their song are amazing and deep as hell when you get to see what there about
User avatar #15 - aerosol (07/28/2014) [-]
so did you get shovel knight or not?
User avatar #16 to #15 - mymommasallama (07/29/2014) [-]
im in the midst of a pretty bad skyrim binge, but once i get my fill shovel knight is next on my list.
User avatar #17 to #16 - aerosol (07/29/2014) [-]
Your the second person I've talked to recently who can't get enough skyrim.
Anyhow, I just got it. I'm not really into platformers, but I've been enjoying this one. Solid 8/10, maybe better.
User avatar #18 to #17 - mymommasallama (07/29/2014) [-]
it was recently on sale for $5 or $14 with all the DLC so i can certainly see why. i love me a good platformer though so thats a selling point for me. you liking it although you dont really like platformers that is.
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User avatar #11 - theflamingfire (04/08/2014) [-]
Your mom is a llama?
#12 to #11 - mymommasallama (04/08/2014) [-]
duh, they did write this book about me yaknow......
User avatar #13 to #12 - theflamingfire (04/08/2014) [-]
Oh I thought you ment the other llama
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#9 to #8 - acksl (04/06/2014) [-]
And the last one
And the last one
User avatar #10 to #9 - mymommasallama (04/06/2014) [-]
friggin sweet. thanks man!! these will come in very handy! the robot prostitute bit gets me everytime.....
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