Aww yis, my very own Hitler

MY OWN STEVE BUSCEMI!

First rule of Popo's training, you do not talk about Popo's training!

we both just broke the 1st rule... ****

Ahh, very well then, hope those don't "break"

You said you would accept anything but pony items and crystal items, so far it appears you won't accept anything.

I did not say accept. I wasn't looking for specific items.

I will not give my items away.

You said you were trading, I am not not sure what you are even willing to trade.

All of my items. As long as the trade is fair. Keys are worth a lot more.

I am to guess the point multiplier for keys every time I make a proposition then.

Just got one actually, if you still want to trade for lottery tickets I can think of something.

How many casino tokens could I get?

i have 4 50 and 2 25 i'll give you all for ur lottos

25 lottery tickets for the above (I would like to keep 3 for whatever reason.)

mmmmmk fineee try to save some lottery tickets as much as you can i'll save tokens for you if i come across any

I could trade all of my gold coins, bronze coins, mirrors, snowman heads. I could also do my 5 evil glowing skull heads and my 8 locked chests (that aren't being dropped anymore.)

How many of those do you want? If you consider it a low trade I could include a few more things I might find.

My spellcrafting books ehh, I do have 130 of them.

How's about this, since I have absolutely NO idea how much they are worth, I am guessing it is a decent amount since they are discontinued. How many do you want? I could go up to 81, or a tad bit more if you want.

List the EXACT price you want, I will haggle over the sum you suggest.

A few spellbooks, I am not sure what few means to you, but I shall find out right now.

Send the trade! I shall see if it amuses me, if so I shall trade, if not, I will either trade regardless, or just alter the price by a tiny bit (doubt that, I am very flexible.)

You want:
All of my bronze and gold coins (I can do that)
All of my mirrors (I can do that as well)
My skulls (I take it the 5 evil glowing skulls, because if so I can do that as well too)
My 8 locked wooden chests (I needed two for them to be useful so might as well)
A "few" spellbooks... I offer 106 (24 is also a nice number for me)

So tell me how that sounds, I am too tired to math right now (item captchas are ravaging my brain as of now.)

I will be attempting to create a "God" Gem shortly, you have any idea on how to craft those?

I am not even sure if I have anything else to trade :0 (maybe you can find some more stuff that amuses you)

Tell me what interests in particular, I am starting to care less for my discontinued items and am trying to get better things (in my opinion).

If you could list what you want, I would appreciate that (will be offline for about two hours, have to go to AFF.)

I will keep at least one filly egg, for whatever reason.

I am willing to trade just about everything else that I have more than one of, just need to see what I need to be able to craft a "God" gem (got any knowledge of those?)

Well, I am certain I could find gems then, so I guess I won't trade for that yet.

Got any chests or keys you are willing to trade? Or FJ points? I am not quite sure what it is I desire that I cannot acquire right now.

Uncut, cut, or God? I would be willing to buy any, so long as you see enough items to satisfy you with the transaction.

I realized that an hour back, I gave up on the God Gem, I will go for a slot machine instead!

Oh! I just know I will have it within a few days, I am picking up jems and crystals left and right. Might need some help with a few jems.

A level one, for now.

I am not sure how they differentiate, maybe they can play more tokens with the higher level, I really do not know.

I am not good with trading if the items are worth more than their allotted value, I will count how many gems I need and shall post what I need to trade.

The list is quite extensive!
5 Mystic Quartz
9 Morganite
6 Melanite
3 Garnet
1 Cut Clinohumite
1 Aquamarine
4 Emerald
3 Ruby
7 Sapphire
5 Topaz
6 Diamond
5 Fabulous Gem
I require that amount for each CUT jem, do not try to get all of them for it would be too much work, I will try to figure out a good trade (just try to find ones that I need most, such as Sapphire or Morganite.) I never knew I had such a small amount!

I can acquire the diamond and Fab on my own if need be.

If you have the rest, that is still quite a significant sum. First tell me what your offer is, I will try go from there.

Once again, tell me what interests you! I shall see what I can come up with.

Oh my! Quite a list you got! I have a few Uncle Dolans to spare. I shall list what I can spare from your list to add up to 25k.

First offer, shall build off this if need be: Three warrior books, one cannon, one uncle dolan.

Ehh, your offer sounds good enough, if you think it is fair.

Send away.

I suppose, but instead of three gateways, could you do two gateways and one warrior book? I like to keep numbers even if they are above one.

Very well, tell me if you find anything on my items list that you would like to trade for a corrupt soul, otherwise good luck finding whatever it is you are now moving on to.

but i wouldn't part with my corrupt soul for them

only items you possess that i require are fiends.

I am willing to part with a set or two, what are you offering then?

dunno man, i'm really searching for bulk amounts or abominations themselves.

I am only searching for corrupt souls, but if you have anything worth 20k that you want to part with tell me, I do not care much for my fiends.

not many items worth 20k

will give you a raptor, toast statue, or bacon sandwich for the fiends and all limbs.

I am certain I can produce at least three to four more fiends, that would give me about seven, and that is worth a bit more than 50k.

aight, 2 of the 3 options then.

The seven Fiends I have amount to 140k, you are proposing 100k.
When I add what little scraps I have for an 8th set, it goes a bit over 150k (155k?)

You would have to offer all of the three to make it a rather fair trade, point-wise.

if you get more, notify me.

Very well, those are easier to acquire than Demonic sets so I might get a few more later on.

i know, i'm just preoccupied with other matters so i'm not attending to them currently

eh, fine then.

The one for 20k points? I am not sure :0

What are you offering? (Got any spare gambling tokens?)

I will have to take a look at my list, don't recall having a dragon statue, especially one for over 20k!

What are you proposing?

Oh... I just checked, I have two of them, but they are valued at a 10k "salvage"

So I suppose I can sell one then, wouldn't happen to have another corrupt soul on you? If not then the proposal is yours for the choosing.

I would be willing to sell one dragon statue for one corrupt soul, I hope that is reasonable.

I just need one more and my little quest shall be complete, the smell of desperation is starting to appear on me, but I know I shall pick up the last soul myself.

Well, save me a lot of time that would... Anything that caught your fancy in my items list?

I would offer some tokens, but I don't have many for a fair offer.

Not sure what spells even do, could you tell me their use (I will still trade, just curious.)

I will trade for corrupt souls, as you have noticed I need ten, was quite a surprise to me!

If it is too much trouble I shall perform the calculations and make the trade, I feel you are doing all the work in these trades.

I would like to have at least one of each spell remaining, but if you truly desire them, I could trade all.

I know asking for nine corrupt souls is a lot, how many could you spare?

How many are you willing to trade?

All 5 for my spells? I suppose that is good for me, if it is good for you then make the trade!

I don't have too, I can trade them all if you want.

Tell me if there is anything else you fancy on my list.

Very well, if you are so fond of them, chose any spell that amuses you and give me a proposition!

You know, to be honest, I don't recall having those top two or three items on my profile... Guess I picked them up on accident...

Let us do one thing at a time please, I usually don't trade an item if I only have one of it, unless the traded item is amusing to me.

What interests you in particular?

I do have one spare cart of gold, what are you willing to trade for it?

Appears you have nothing of equal value that you have more than one of... This is going to be hard...

I am trying to craft an undead horse, got any items for that recipe?

I will check to see what I need, give me a moment.

Oh my, the list is longer than I've expected! :0

I require a pony head, 4 pony hooves, a book of endless nightmares, pony bones, a pony body, a book of rape, a pony tail, and a book of human sacrifice... ( ._.)

I shall trade a cart of gold coins (one) for that list, if that list exceeds 3 million (I doubt that) then I shall include another item, I do not know if they have to be the same color for the craft to work. I was hoping you would know that since you have two undead ponies.

Do tell me if it is too much trouble for you, I would hate for you to go through too much just for one simple item.

Take a look and tell me what you like! (For some reason it won't let me create the pony, all shall be fixed soon.)

Even if I lost quite a few points in the transaction, you put in quite an effort to acquire those items, so it is considered fair by me.

I stopped collecting them a while back, but if you see anything that interests you I'll make the trade.

I have many questions to ask, but I would rather not.