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#89 - When I had my first period, I thought I had bowel cancer due t… 05/30/2011 on LOL +1
#176 - Picture 05/30/2011 on war of the memes +5
#195 - When I was 6 I asked my teacher "Do I make you randy baby…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2011 on pedo +2
#202 - MandiMarie (05/29/2011) [-]
#3 - Picture 05/28/2011 on Clients from the hell +5
#288 - It's the same for girls. People stereotype that girls only wan…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/21/2011 on hah (check desc) +28
#328 - chronoscon (05/21/2011) [-]
What if, like in my case, im the sort of forever alone guy who doesn't engage in conversation much, and keeps any conversation to a minimum. I mean, theres no helping me because how are girls even going to be able to get a sense of the kind of person that I am. See, i'm boned.
User avatar #319 - RemNinja (05/21/2011) [-]

THANK YOU.
I just stated, I'm not the prettiest girl in the world. I'm about 140lbs and though a lot of it is muscle, I'm still definitely not a supermodel.
I'm a great person most of the time, and I'm so exhausted of people thinking I'm the fatass girl who's just a 'bro'.
Believe me, I have my own bros, but really? Stop looking for goddesses.
#61 - Picture 05/21/2011 on OH GOD NO! +8
#81 - Okay 05/03/2011 on A Letter To Crayola 0
#78 - What promise did I break, my dear friend?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2011 on A Letter To Crayola +1
User avatar #79 - Plaugue (05/03/2011) [-]
jus thought other people would think its funny
#81 - myhamsterisaliar (05/03/2011) [-]
Okay
#73 - The colours changed and it is evident I made a mistake by usin…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2011 on A Letter To Crayola 0
User avatar #75 - Anemophobia (05/03/2011) [-]
gracias
#70 - You lucky Americans with your caring crayon dealers. You sir, …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2011 on A Letter To Crayola +5
#72 - bethonite (05/03/2011) [-]
*bows* thatll be ma'am
#49 - Not quite  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2011 on A Letter To Crayola +22
#86 - andrespkmnfan (05/03/2011) [-]
#43 - I dun goof'd  [+] (2 new replies) 05/02/2011 on A Letter To Crayola +62
#80 - assassinstorm (05/03/2011) [-]
#58 - followinglip has deleted their comment.
#41 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 05/02/2011 on A Letter To Crayola +36
#44 - agx (05/02/2011) [-]
I prefer this set
User avatar #42 - andrespkmnfan (05/02/2011) [-]
boobies or gtfo -.-
#45 - anonymous (05/02/2011) [-]
#28 - I'm a girl  [+] (11 new replies) 05/02/2011 on A Letter To Crayola +66
User avatar #46 - andrespkmnfan (05/02/2011) [-]
SHOW THE BREAST OF YOUR CHEST
is that specific enough for you
#49 - myhamsterisaliar (05/02/2011) [-]
Not quite
#86 - andrespkmnfan (05/03/2011) [-]
User avatar #39 - andrespkmnfan (05/02/2011) [-]
TITS OR GTFO
#41 - myhamsterisaliar (05/02/2011) [-]
#44 - agx (05/02/2011) [-]
I prefer this set
User avatar #42 - andrespkmnfan (05/02/2011) [-]
boobies or gtfo -.-
#45 - anonymous (05/02/2011) [-]
#34 - coryscalculator (05/02/2011) [-]
called it!! ha im a girl too.
#33 - KakashiHatake (05/02/2011) [-]
#37 - whiterino (05/02/2011) [-]
#17 - I love you.  [+] (5 new replies) 05/02/2011 on A Letter To Crayola +13
#20 - anonymous (05/02/2011) [-]
I love... cake
User avatar #29 - watermelonfuckup (05/02/2011) [-]
I love... Lamp
#50 - TheRedScare (05/02/2011) [-]
ptthhhthtptptpth


good one ^_^
User avatar #32 - roflstorm (05/02/2011) [-]
i love....cookies
#53 - thedarkangel (05/02/2011) [-]
i love POKEMON
#15 - It was ******* hard without Carnation Pink and Bl…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2011 on A Letter To Crayola +42
#22 - jemills (05/02/2011) [-]
It makes me sick to my stomach, knowing you couldn't write with out those letters...I'm sorry man..
#6 - Meanwhile in the crayola offices, not a single **** … 05/02/2011 on A Letter To Crayola +12
#3 - I love you. 05/02/2011 on A Letter To Crayola +7
#39 - Comment deleted 04/30/2011 on SECOND -3
#448 - No excuses, just reasoning.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2011 on Gay? 0
#449 - destroyeth (04/27/2011) [-]
You just said that heterosexuality is derived from conditioning or traumatic experiences. Your comment of "then so is heterosexuality" wasn't even supported by anything other than what appears to be your opinion, which is obviously biased. MADNESS!
#446 - Then so is heterosexuality.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/27/2011 on Gay? 0
#447 - destroyeth (04/27/2011) [-]
That is obviously an excuse to try and support "alternative" sexuality.
User avatar #448 - myhamsterisaliar (04/27/2011) [-]
No excuses, just reasoning.
#449 - destroyeth (04/27/2011) [-]
You just said that heterosexuality is derived from conditioning or traumatic experiences. Your comment of "then so is heterosexuality" wasn't even supported by anything other than what appears to be your opinion, which is obviously biased. MADNESS!
#440 - I find it hard to believe you really just compared paedophilia…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/26/2011 on Gay? 0
#442 - destroyeth (04/27/2011) [-]
How can someone choose to be a pedophile? Most pedophiles hate what they are. Its a perversion, a compulsion they find irresistible. How is that different than the perversion of homosexuality? Its not. Its conditioned or traumatically forced.
User avatar #446 - myhamsterisaliar (04/27/2011) [-]
Then so is heterosexuality.
#447 - destroyeth (04/27/2011) [-]
That is obviously an excuse to try and support "alternative" sexuality.
User avatar #448 - myhamsterisaliar (04/27/2011) [-]
No excuses, just reasoning.
#449 - destroyeth (04/27/2011) [-]
You just said that heterosexuality is derived from conditioning or traumatic experiences. Your comment of "then so is heterosexuality" wasn't even supported by anything other than what appears to be your opinion, which is obviously biased. MADNESS!
#427 - So you're saying gay people shouldn't have sex? That's just th…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/25/2011 on Gay? 0
#430 - destroyeth (04/26/2011) [-]
Gay sex is not the same as straight sex. Its pretty ridiculous and presumptuous to assume that homosexuality is somehow equal to normal sexuality. There is no gay gene because its a perversion. You'd have to say pedophilia is natural if gay is.
User avatar #440 - myhamsterisaliar (04/26/2011) [-]
I find it hard to believe you really just compared paedophilia to homosexuality. Homosexuality is just a sexuality. Heterosexuality is just a sexuality. A person's preference does not define them, and in no way is being gay 'perverted'. Being a Paedophile is a choice, it's an action you choose to do. Being gay is not a choice. I bet you'd vote for Palin.
#442 - destroyeth (04/27/2011) [-]
How can someone choose to be a pedophile? Most pedophiles hate what they are. Its a perversion, a compulsion they find irresistible. How is that different than the perversion of homosexuality? Its not. Its conditioned or traumatically forced.
User avatar #446 - myhamsterisaliar (04/27/2011) [-]
Then so is heterosexuality.
#447 - destroyeth (04/27/2011) [-]
That is obviously an excuse to try and support "alternative" sexuality.
User avatar #448 - myhamsterisaliar (04/27/2011) [-]
No excuses, just reasoning.
#449 - destroyeth (04/27/2011) [-]
You just said that heterosexuality is derived from conditioning or traumatic experiences. Your comment of "then so is heterosexuality" wasn't even supported by anything other than what appears to be your opinion, which is obviously biased. MADNESS!
#425 - Humans kill each other out of spite. Moving on from that point…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/24/2011 on Gay? +1
#426 - destroyeth (04/25/2011) [-]
I don't know what makes you think anal sex is comparable to normal sex (your words, but incredibly accurate). Gay sex is gross because its two people of the same gender. I don't hate gay people, I hate gay sex. Its unnatural and gross.
User avatar #427 - myhamsterisaliar (04/25/2011) [-]
So you're saying gay people shouldn't have sex? That's just the same as saying straight people shouldn't have sex.
#430 - destroyeth (04/26/2011) [-]
Gay sex is not the same as straight sex. Its pretty ridiculous and presumptuous to assume that homosexuality is somehow equal to normal sexuality. There is no gay gene because its a perversion. You'd have to say pedophilia is natural if gay is.
User avatar #440 - myhamsterisaliar (04/26/2011) [-]
I find it hard to believe you really just compared paedophilia to homosexuality. Homosexuality is just a sexuality. Heterosexuality is just a sexuality. A person's preference does not define them, and in no way is being gay 'perverted'. Being a Paedophile is a choice, it's an action you choose to do. Being gay is not a choice. I bet you'd vote for Palin.
#442 - destroyeth (04/27/2011) [-]
How can someone choose to be a pedophile? Most pedophiles hate what they are. Its a perversion, a compulsion they find irresistible. How is that different than the perversion of homosexuality? Its not. Its conditioned or traumatically forced.
User avatar #446 - myhamsterisaliar (04/27/2011) [-]
Then so is heterosexuality.
#447 - destroyeth (04/27/2011) [-]
That is obviously an excuse to try and support "alternative" sexuality.
User avatar #448 - myhamsterisaliar (04/27/2011) [-]
No excuses, just reasoning.
#449 - destroyeth (04/27/2011) [-]
You just said that heterosexuality is derived from conditioning or traumatic experiences. Your comment of "then so is heterosexuality" wasn't even supported by anything other than what appears to be your opinion, which is obviously biased. MADNESS!
#4 - OP is awesome. 04/23/2011 on Re Dubs 0
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User avatar #7 - myhamsterisaliar (11/06/2011) [-]
how did this get here I am not good with computer
User avatar #5 - dudelydude (09/16/2011) [-]
How do you caption gifs
User avatar #6 to #6 - myhamsterisaliar (09/17/2011) [-]
If you have photoshop - preferably CS5 - you open the .gif, go to window - animation and go to the last frame/ highest layer and put the text on there. When you're done, click file - save for web and devices to save it as a .gif. Let me know if you have any problems and I'll be glad to help :)
#3 - insowietrussia (06/19/2011) [-]
I know
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User avatar #2 - youdouche (03/16/2010) [-]
you sir are a saint
#1 - anonymous (12/30/2009) [-]
*Wiggles index finger to your face* Tyra is FIIIEEERRRCCCEEE!!!
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