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Date Signed Up:2/17/2013
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Mycroft Holmes. Elder brother of Sherlock.
I occupy a minor position in the government, though my brother insists that I occasionally AM the British Government.

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#72 - Maverick discontinued? I saw one yesterday at my local dollar store.  [+] (1 reply) 07/12/2013 on Custom Nerf Lancer 0
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#74 - dogziller (07/12/2013) [-]
don't you know how some stores work? they'll keep stuff on the shelves until it get sold, not replace it with new stuff. that's what they do. i see tf dark of the moon stuff at my local toys r us still.
#234 - Probably not. It's not like this is the first time he's allege…  [+] (1 reply) 06/26/2013 on Loyal Arcanine 0
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#235 - amun (06/26/2013) [-]
I have. It makes him look rather silly. You should tell him to stop wearing it and jumping off buildings. Molly can't cover for him again.
#232 - Oh god, not that bloody blog again. My brother has always been…  [+] (3 replies) 06/26/2013 on Loyal Arcanine 0
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#233 - amun (06/26/2013) [-]
So...he's not dead then? >)
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#234 - mycroft (06/26/2013) [-]
Probably not. It's not like this is the first time he's allegedly died. He's "died" a dozen times to get out doing chores for mum.

I wouldn't be surprised to find him pop up in the next month or so. Hopefully with a new hat. Have you seen that monstrosity he's be prancing about in? It's in all the papers.
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#235 - amun (06/26/2013) [-]
I have. It makes him look rather silly. You should tell him to stop wearing it and jumping off buildings. Molly can't cover for him again.
#230 - I don't understand what you are saying. How could I troll th…  [+] (5 replies) 06/26/2013 on Loyal Arcanine 0
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#231 - amun (06/26/2013) [-]
Hey, I'm just going off of what Sherlock has been spreading around. John Watson seems to agree.
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#232 - mycroft (06/26/2013) [-]
Oh god, not that bloody blog again. My brother has always been one to say anything to make me look bad. He once told our entire primary school that I had a new "airborne based strand of super coodies" and it worked! I was shunned by everyone in our class for a week and at some point even our teacher was hesitant to go near me.

So yes, he's always been a cheeky bastard but he's my brother so I can't have him disappear....yet.
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#233 - amun (06/26/2013) [-]
So...he's not dead then? >)
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#234 - mycroft (06/26/2013) [-]
Probably not. It's not like this is the first time he's allegedly died. He's "died" a dozen times to get out doing chores for mum.

I wouldn't be surprised to find him pop up in the next month or so. Hopefully with a new hat. Have you seen that monstrosity he's be prancing about in? It's in all the papers.
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#235 - amun (06/26/2013) [-]
I have. It makes him look rather silly. You should tell him to stop wearing it and jumping off buildings. Molly can't cover for him again.
#211 - Or they could use a self-heating knife. It works far better. …  [+] (2 replies) 06/25/2013 on first world problems,Solved 0
#216 - eddymolly (06/25/2013) [-]
What the hell is a self heated knife? That sounds awesome! I presume you're talking about this.
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#221 - mycroft (06/26/2013) [-]
Of course not, that's just silly.

An actually knife was made in our very own back yard by Warburtons that is self heated. Google it if you must, it's a fantastic device.
#228 - Well I've always wanted a Squirtle. They're adorable little ba…  [+] (7 replies) 06/25/2013 on Loyal Arcanine 0
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#229 - amun (06/26/2013) [-]
Mycroft you magnificent bastard! Best troll the British Government ever had.
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#230 - mycroft (06/26/2013) [-]
I don't understand what you are saying. How could I troll the government if I am the government?
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#231 - amun (06/26/2013) [-]
Hey, I'm just going off of what Sherlock has been spreading around. John Watson seems to agree.
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#232 - mycroft (06/26/2013) [-]
Oh god, not that bloody blog again. My brother has always been one to say anything to make me look bad. He once told our entire primary school that I had a new "airborne based strand of super coodies" and it worked! I was shunned by everyone in our class for a week and at some point even our teacher was hesitant to go near me.

So yes, he's always been a cheeky bastard but he's my brother so I can't have him disappear....yet.
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#233 - amun (06/26/2013) [-]
So...he's not dead then? >)
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#234 - mycroft (06/26/2013) [-]
Probably not. It's not like this is the first time he's allegedly died. He's "died" a dozen times to get out doing chores for mum.

I wouldn't be surprised to find him pop up in the next month or so. Hopefully with a new hat. Have you seen that monstrosity he's be prancing about in? It's in all the papers.
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#235 - amun (06/26/2013) [-]
I have. It makes him look rather silly. You should tell him to stop wearing it and jumping off buildings. Molly can't cover for him again.
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