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- What am I missing here?
19h ago on
Right Place Right Time
The ability to see color, apparently.
She just matches the color scheme of the hallway. Mostly anyways
all she needs is some white streaks to make her shorts match the carpets
- This is really old though, it might have come out before we ha…
23h ago on
Which do you choose?
- I really hope they don't actually show the boss in the intro t…
- I've had customers ask me to break the law just to save them a…
This shouldn't even need to...
Anyone fancy a FJ pseudo-greentext?
>Be working in a place where liquor cannot be sold after 9:00 p.m.
>Make multiple, regular announcements about nightly closure of liquor department
>9:00 p.m. rolls past
>Be in the process of cordoning off the liquor department
>Without fail, some dumbass comes running
>"It's only 3 minutes past, can I just grab a bottle of vodka?"
>"The register's software doesn't allow it. Besides, it's against the law, and I'd risk losing my job if I did so."
>"Here, I'll just give you the right amount of cash. Nobody will know."
>"Well, what am I supposed to do then?"
>"You can go down the street to the bar. Otherwise, you can come back tomorrow. We sell alcohol from 8 a.m. to 9 p.m."
>"I'm not from around here. How was I supposed to know that I couldn't buy alcohol after 9 o'clock?"
>"Ma'am, there is a sign posted in front of the liquor department, and we made several announcements about the liquor department closing at 9. You had plenty of notice and time to get whatever liquor you needed."
>"Fuck you! You can't talk to me like that! I'm going to call corporate, and I'll have your ass fired!"
>Disheveled cunt stamps off into the night, never to be heard of again
>This type of shit happened at least once every other week
Seriously, some people simply cannot accept responsibility for themselves, and will instead attempt to blame everyone else around them, ignoring all senses of logic and reason.
Many people don't realize that in many places selling alcohol to an of-age person without checking ID is literally just as illegal as actually selling to a minor.
And the actual individual doing it is who goes to jail (i.e. the clerk).
So no, I don't care that you look 21. If you forgot your ID then go fcking get it. I'm not going to jail for you.
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Cars vs Deathspinner
- The individual movie theaters make the rules about it, but it'…
This is not a repost and im...
- Irma was Cody's girlfriend who we never see. She pretty much …
Remember that time..
I always hated how they never showed Irma, it was a major plot hole in the arch of Cody's love affairs. And to add to that, they never really show other characters like that girl who had a skateboard and Zac and Cody did something on top of the hotel.
- It's pretty much how I got my cat. She just ran inside when m…
- Mine's the same on both sites, which is pretty sweet.
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