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#463877 - Just did it last night  [+] (5 new replies) 08/06/2013 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #463878 - hatsune (08/06/2013) [-]
Save in the town, not by the Windworks, and set the day and time to Thursday at 11:58 PM.
User avatar #463880 - mvukotich (08/06/2013) [-]
I'll try. See what happens
User avatar #463887 - supertanto (08/06/2013) [-]
tell results pls
User avatar #463888 - mvukotich (08/06/2013) [-]
It is there. Thank you very much!
User avatar #463889 - supertanto (08/06/2013) [-]
good on ya hatsune
#463870 - Trying to get a drifloon in platinum. Wont show up when i make…  [+] (14 new replies) 08/06/2013 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #463872 - mysticpichu (08/06/2013) [-]
did you beat team plasma at the windworks yet?
User avatar #463879 - mvukotich (08/06/2013) [-]
Whipped their asses last night
User avatar #463881 - mysticpichu (08/06/2013) [-]
do what the anime freak says
User avatar #463873 - mysticpichu (08/06/2013) [-]
*galactic there are so many these days
User avatar #463874 - hatsune (08/06/2013) [-]
There's 5.
User avatar #463875 - mysticpichu (08/06/2013) [-]
6 with gen 6 and 7 if you count neo-plasma
User avatar #463876 - hatsune (08/06/2013) [-]
BW2 Plasma still calls themselves Plasma, Neo Plasma is just a fangiven name to differentiate the two.
User avatar #463871 - hatsune (08/06/2013) [-]
Did you kick Galactic out of the Windmill building yet
User avatar #463877 - mvukotich (08/06/2013) [-]
Just did it last night
User avatar #463878 - hatsune (08/06/2013) [-]
Save in the town, not by the Windworks, and set the day and time to Thursday at 11:58 PM.
User avatar #463880 - mvukotich (08/06/2013) [-]
I'll try. See what happens
User avatar #463887 - supertanto (08/06/2013) [-]
tell results pls
User avatar #463888 - mvukotich (08/06/2013) [-]
It is there. Thank you very much!
User avatar #463889 - supertanto (08/06/2013) [-]
good on ya hatsune
#69 - In Your Eyes in My Ass. Ummmmm... 08/01/2013 on Irony +7
#87646 - I'm like 5' 8" or around there. I used to be a lot fatter… 07/30/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#87644 - I'm just interested if girls liking a guy is really based on w…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/30/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#87662 - anonymous (07/30/2013) [-]
Not necessarily, but it will limit the kind of girls who will be attracted to you (every girl has their own preferences and they are vastly different, probably evolved that way to minimize competition between females). For example, I find myself attracted to really tall men, my best friend is attracted to skinny nerdy men, and I have another friend who is attracted to really buff black men. You just gotta find a girl who is attracted to chubby men, they're out there!

Also, like tends to attract like, because people tend to seek those who are equally as attractive as themselves. If you are on the overweight side, you might have better luck with a cute curvy girl than you would a "dallas cowboy cheerleader" type.
User avatar #87645 - adrilazzaro (07/30/2013) [-]
how tall are you? sometimes its not even your body, i'm apretty fit guy but ive been friendzoned by chicks who go for fucking skinny ass bones or every day is upperbody day guys.
User avatar #87646 - mvukotich (07/30/2013) [-]
I'm like 5' 8" or around there. I used to be a lot fatter, but it evened out and I'm going down. I just don't know what I don't do
#86406 - Alright, for some reason I self harm and punch myself in the h…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#86408 - jackii (07/22/2013) [-]
When playing a game, set a pillow next to you. Instead of punching yourself, punch the pillow.
#64 - Well what the **** do I do now? 07/18/2013 on llewdlol +5
#452386 - Planning a HeartGold team. Need to pick 2 of 3. Which ones sho…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/18/2013 on Pokemon 0
#452392 - anonymous (07/18/2013) [-]
None of those. Everybody uses them.
User avatar #452390 - mysticpichu (07/18/2013) [-]
espeon and nidoking. everyone uses heracross
User avatar #452388 - scytherkris (07/18/2013) [-]
>Planning a team
#153 - Whats black on top and white on the bottom? Rape 07/02/2013 on Insert racist joke here +4
#214 - Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2013 on post your most brutal joke -3
#246 - furtehlulz (06/27/2013) [-]
primary school level joke/10
#213 - His other hand must have been getting cold because he put it u…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/27/2013 on post your most brutal joke -3
User avatar #214 - mvukotich (06/27/2013) [-]
Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went on courting anyway. He started hugging and kissing her again. And by golly, the eel wasn't dead after all. It jumped straight up and started to fight again. I guess eels are like cats.... they have nine lives or something. This time sis jumped up and tried to kill the eel by sitting on it. After about 35 minutes of struggle, they finally killed the eel. I know it was dead this time because I saw sis's boyfriend peel off the skin and flush it down the toilet."

His Mother fainted.
#246 - furtehlulz (06/27/2013) [-]
primary school level joke/10
#212 - Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, ra…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/27/2013 on post your most brutal joke -3
User avatar #213 - mvukotich (06/27/2013) [-]
His other hand must have been getting cold because he put it under her skirt. About this time, sis got toward the end of the couch. This was when the fever started. I know it was a fever because sis told him she was really HOT. Finally, I found out what was making them so sick.... a big eel had gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood there about 9 inches long. HONEST! Anyway, he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away. When sis saw it she got really scared. Her eyes got big and her mouth fell open, and she started calling out to God and stuff like that. I should tell her about the ones I saw at the lake! Sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off. All of a sudden, she made a noise and let the eel go... I guess it bit her back. Then she grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eels head to keep it from biting again. Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor lock on it. And he helped by laying on the top of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a fight. Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squishing it between them. After a while they both quit moving and gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend sat up and sure enough they had killed the eel... I knew it was dead because it just hung there limp and some of its insides were hanging out.

User avatar #214 - mvukotich (06/27/2013) [-]
Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went on courting anyway. He started hugging and kissing her again. And by golly, the eel wasn't dead after all. It jumped straight up and started to fight again. I guess eels are like cats.... they have nine lives or something. This time sis jumped up and tried to kill the eel by sitting on it. After about 35 minutes of struggle, they finally killed the eel. I know it was dead this time because I saw sis's boyfriend peel off the skin and flush it down the toilet."

His Mother fainted.
#246 - furtehlulz (06/27/2013) [-]
primary school level joke/10
#11062 - I guess Boston wasn't strong enough. I just want October to be… 06/25/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#80676 - How do I become tougher? Apparently, I'm too nice and its easy…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/22/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#80734 - anonymous (06/22/2013) [-]
learn not to give a fuck,
User avatar #80714 - infamoustrapper (06/22/2013) [-]
Stick your fist in the pain hole.
User avatar #80707 - techketzer (06/22/2013) [-]
A change in behaviour must come from a change in the way you think if you want it to stick. Otherwise it's an act and will become tiresome sooner than later.

Basically, think more of yourself. Help if you want to help, not because someone tries to manipulate or guilt-trip you into it.
If you think "I don't wanna do this" then say it out loud as well.
In the end, you owe nothing to anyone.

Now that doesn't mean you should be an egoistical crapsack and be numb to people's problems, but it means your help and assistance is given of free will, as a gift, not a tithe you owed them, and you deserve the recognition and thanks for it.

Being nice is not a part of the problem here, being exploited is. There is nothing preventing you from being polite and respectful when you tell someone you will not help them or asking what's in it for you.

tl;dr: You don't owe anyone.
Help those who respect you and are thankful for it, and tell the rest to go to hell in a polite fashion.
User avatar #80697 - akkere (06/22/2013) [-]
Do you feel confident about yourself? Sometimes a lacking component with feeling "tough" is a lack in confidence, or a low self-esteem.

Another thing that might help you in one aspect is allowing yourself to develop negative emotions by thinking over what people ask of you. "Get Angry", so to speak, but not necessarily so you compromise a positive aspect in your mentality.

You don't have to be "not nice", just be able to develop a negative sense towards things.
User avatar #80688 - advicedude (06/22/2013) [-]
You need someone with you to help you when people try to pull this on you.
User avatar #80689 - advicedude (06/22/2013) [-]
Just ask a friend if they could help you with it.
User avatar #80683 - delphine (06/22/2013) [-]
Having a backbone has nothing to do with being not-nice. You can still be nice and say no to people. If someone asks you for something, just give them a polite, "Sorry, but I can't do _______, I have too much on my plate right now."

And just make sure that the people you do do favors for, will also do favors for you when you ask.
User avatar #80682 - PoisinSandwich (06/22/2013) [-]
Just start saying no is tough at first but it will help you out later.
#16 - **** your Pepsi at McDonalds  [+] (18 new replies) 06/18/2013 on Where it all began +86
User avatar #39 - leagetshitpack (06/18/2013) [-]
why is the pepsi pink?
#27 - darthblam (06/18/2013) [-]
Ha, what petty squabbles. There is only one true soda of real deliciousness. And he has a doctor's degree to prove it.
#42 - soulstealerr (06/18/2013) [-]
User avatar #36 - sabcy (06/18/2013) [-]
I like root beer.
User avatar #25 - GnRNoD (06/18/2013) [-]
Yup Burger King has pepsi.
Mcdolans has coke.
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User avatar #33 - usernamecannotload (06/18/2013) [-]
Burger King has coke too...
User avatar #34 - GnRNoD (06/18/2013) [-]
I swear I want to go to the US or some other country that has top notch fast food places to order all the stuff we don't have here...
Like I always see you guys talking about this or that combo or this or that drink (our mcd's don't even have flushies or milkshakes).
The first KFC ever opened up and they have like 5 options only...
Wendy's seems nice and I want to go again, but they don't put anything on their burgers.
And also subway only has like 7 sandwiches.
User avatar #40 - arisaka (06/18/2013) [-]
Before I stopped eating meat, Wendies was my crack

fucking love wendies so goddamn much

but they all closed down around my house. The only other one I can think of is far as fuck from my house in the city, or across the border. I have crossed the Border for wendies.
User avatar #41 - GnRNoD (06/18/2013) [-]
Lol, crossing the border to get to Wendy's is a sign of love.
KFC and Wendy are far from me too, like 2 hours or so by public transport, But the place where they are at is so full of hot bitches that it makes it worth while.
Also it's a shopping mall (very expensive one to say the least). But a friend lives near by and we always meet there, eat some KFC go to a park, smoke a blunt and he shows me cool places, like the "Chinese town" or a park where hippies sell cool stuff.
I bought a Katana and lot's of chinese food.
User avatar #50 - arisaka (06/18/2013) [-]
Getting to NDG (part of the city) by public transport is a bitch because most of the streets are narrow. It's faster for me to drive across the border into new york and enjoy a frosty and a chicken sandwich.

Well, not anymore, anyways. They should really have a vegetarian option, because I'm sure there are people out there like me who totally want to get fast food.
User avatar #51 - GnRNoD (06/18/2013) [-]
There should be a vegetarian/vegan fast food joint.
Well you can go to subway and order one of the meat free sandwiches?
User avatar #56 - arisaka (06/18/2013) [-]
Usually they have veggie pate subs, but only at select restaurants. It's actually pretty good, although I'm not sure if they'll put the avocado stuff on it or not. If they do, I'd probably be broke in a few weeks.
User avatar #31 - hourlyb (06/18/2013) [-]
I went to a Burger King a week ago and they had the new Coke machines with every conceivable flavor of Coke/Fanta/HiC ever.
User avatar #65 - ofmiceandmen (06/18/2013) [-]
My Wendy's just got a machine like that that has everything you could possibly want. It's all digital and touch screen. It's fancy.
User avatar #32 - GnRNoD (06/18/2013) [-]
In my country Burger king and mcdonalds haven't change much in the past 20 years.
User avatar #35 - hourlyb (06/18/2013) [-]
Oh, I see. You're missing out, the new machines are wicked cool, and they're everywhere around here. (Southern Mass)
#17 - ktkthegreat (06/18/2013) [-]
Awwww yea. Glorious Coca Cola.
#427080 - Should I go with Walrein or Jellicent for my Water type in Black 2?  [+] (3 new replies) 06/18/2013 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #427103 - allnamesrtaken (06/18/2013) [-]
Vaporeon is the best water type
In any game. ever.
User avatar #427085 - vaulttec (06/18/2013) [-]
Jellicent
User avatar #427082 - heyhihowyoudurian (06/18/2013) [-]
**heyhihowyoudurian rolls 9**
If even go Walrein
Odd go Jellicent
#426489 - Anyone know where I can train up before Blackthorn Gym? I need…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/17/2013 on Pokemon +1
#426492 - anonymous (06/17/2013) [-]
head down route 45, and beat the shit out of any graveler you can find
User avatar #426491 - totodigatr (06/17/2013) [-]
The only city I know it's name is Goldenrod.
User avatar #426499 - mettih (06/17/2013) [-]
Blackthorn City is the last gym in Johto
User avatar #426500 - totodigatr (06/17/2013) [-]
Shiet. I don't know why I can't remember the names.
#133 - And the Rock  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2013 on What A Slobberknocker +6
#143 - sharksloveme (06/01/2013) [-]
#132 - And Cena  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2013 on What A Slobberknocker -4
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#131 - Needs more Punk  [+] (6 new replies) 06/01/2013 on What A Slobberknocker +6
#134 - ReignFox (06/01/2013) [-]
#254 - olafthebard (06/02/2013) [-]
and Stone Cold
#133 - mvukotich (06/01/2013) [-]
And the Rock
#143 - sharksloveme (06/01/2013) [-]
#132 - mvukotich (06/01/2013) [-]
And Cena
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#10491 - While I must admit he used to be a whiner, hes pretty much the…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/01/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
User avatar #10518 - szymonf (06/02/2013) [-]
when he is healthy.
I still think malkin is better.
User avatar #10496 - MillionsKnives (06/01/2013) [-]
I definitely won't deny his skill, I just don't his attitude or the Pens in general, one of those random general dislikes I suppose.
#10478 - We all know why. I feel the same about Philly  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#10479 - hockeykicksass (05/31/2013) [-]
well its good to see there is lots of hate in this rivalry...i have no idea why i posted this .gif
#10463 - Can I just assume everyone on here hates the Penguins and the …  [+] (10 new replies) 05/30/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... +2
#10487 - MillionsKnives (05/31/2013) [-]
#10491 - mvukotich (06/01/2013) [-]
While I must admit he used to be a whiner, hes pretty much the greatest player on Earth right now
User avatar #10518 - szymonf (06/02/2013) [-]
when he is healthy.
I still think malkin is better.
User avatar #10496 - MillionsKnives (06/01/2013) [-]
I definitely won't deny his skill, I just don't his attitude or the Pens in general, one of those random general dislikes I suppose.
User avatar #10477 - iwanttousenumbers (05/31/2013) [-]
I don't hate the Penguins. Out of the 4 teams left, they're my favorite
User avatar #10473 - hockeykicksass (05/31/2013) [-]
i hate the penguins...i hate them so fucking much...just saying...
User avatar #10478 - mvukotich (05/31/2013) [-]
We all know why. I feel the same about Philly
#10479 - hockeykicksass (05/31/2013) [-]
well its good to see there is lots of hate in this rivalry...i have no idea why i posted this .gif
User avatar #10472 - teoberry (05/31/2013) [-]
I'm only cheering for Pitty because of Iggy.
User avatar #10471 - SaNcAlandariel (05/31/2013) [-]
Well, not everyone. I'm a Pittsburgh fan but I'm not a regular on the board.
#58 - Picture 05/27/2013 on Some Wisdom From Red +19
#34 - Highway to the danger zone... **** yeah Top Gun 05/11/2013 on Something something danger... +5
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