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Gender: female
Age: 23
Consoles Owned: Xbox, ps3
Interests: Books, fj, stoning, travelling and gaaaaming.
Date Signed Up:11/10/2012
Last Login:11/22/2012
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#1 - The busdriver most likely... 11/19/2012 on Think about it 0
#3 - Though, I will say that the pony-plague has been worse... It's… 11/19/2012 on Overplayed fad that needs... -2
#12 - Religion man... This is, or was, the new Jesus. 11/15/2012 on Headless chicken +1
#7 - Missed the brainstem... How the fak can you take the head comp…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/15/2012 on Headless chicken +19
User avatar #14 - snakefire (11/15/2012) [-]
chicken biology is far different from our own
User avatar #9 - hertogrick (11/15/2012) [-]
I thought that he had cut his head off to high, so a little piece of his brain was still attached to the chicken.

Or, magic.
User avatar #50 - snakefire (11/16/2012) [-]
you're right though
User avatar #12 - mutmet (11/15/2012) [-]
Religion man... This is, or was, the new Jesus.
#48 - Don't know if cam-slave offering or being conversational... In…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2012 on women 0
User avatar #49 - flynnwing (11/12/2012) [-]
who said i was being alpha?
I'm submitting to everything ahhaa
#25 - Hah, great. Imma save that.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2012 on Live Example 0
#48 - anonymous (11/12/2012) [-]
i stopped half-way through this thread because it suddenly turned into a moral thread and while those have a place in funnyjunk they do not have a place in my sick twisted cluster-fuck of a mind
#46 - Aw... *pout*  [+] (3 new replies) 11/12/2012 on women 0
User avatar #47 - flynnwing (11/12/2012) [-]
as a man truthfully speaking to a woman though, you have 100% power over me and i would do anything you asked within reason
User avatar #48 - mutmet (11/12/2012) [-]
Don't know if cam-slave offering or being conversational... In any case, it's just a matter of you lurking the girls, find your target, know her habits, adapt, pursue, destroy. Most chicks aren't ready for sumbliminal advances from boys. So quit all the 'alpha' shit going on. Be sneaky and manipulate the shit out of her and you can get her to do whatever.
User avatar #49 - flynnwing (11/12/2012) [-]
who said i was being alpha?
I'm submitting to everything ahhaa
#21 - Who said I didn't accept payment from those 3 boys? Eh? eeeh? …  [+] (7 new replies) 11/12/2012 on Live Example 0
User avatar #23 - kingofbowlsmoking (11/12/2012) [-]
I just mean that, there is nothing wrong with taking money for sex, but there is something wrong with forcing women to live a lie
User avatar #22 - karvarausku (11/12/2012) [-]
Think it like this...

You got door right? And in that door is a lock right? And it opens to a certain key...
Now think if that lock opens to many more keys it would be a pretty shitty lock...

Now you have a key, a key would normally open just a one lock, but the master key opens every lock.
User avatar #31 - phantomangel (11/12/2012) [-]
Your "master key" theory, paired with the fact that society sees nothing really wrong with a man having multiple sex partners, implies that all men have "master keys", right?

In which case, your "women's doors should only open for 1 key" theory is invalid, because EVERY key is apparently a master key, which means all doors can be opened by any key... just saying. Free love for all!
User avatar #42 - karvarausku (11/12/2012) [-]
So why then my friends who are over 20 don't fuck every one they see?

If you have it don't mean you use to every one.

But let summ it to you...

Guys do most off the hard work, yeah there are some women that do the same shitty work at the same salary, but they are minority.

Now back to the point.
Men have to do much much more work to get girls to notice them meanwhile girls... they just spread their legs and say "come at me."
#50 - picklepoppins (11/12/2012) [-]
I BET HES IN HIS CUBE GETTING HIS STUFF DONE NOW HUH?? LOOK ABOVE BEE?? U ARE WATCHED ALL THE TIME. THEY PUT MORE SECURITY IN PLACE CUZ OF U ..HAH$$$$ THINK..ID PICTURE..HOW MANY OTHER THINGS, BRIDGE DOOR, ARM U WILL BE AMAZED _ CUNT ALSO..KEEP USING CO TIME FOR THIS
User avatar #25 - mutmet (11/12/2012) [-]
Hah, great. Imma save that.
#48 - anonymous (11/12/2012) [-]
i stopped half-way through this thread because it suddenly turned into a moral thread and while those have a place in funnyjunk they do not have a place in my sick twisted cluster-fuck of a mind
#44 - And some women wish they had a dong. Personally I would spend …  [+] (5 new replies) 11/12/2012 on women 0
User avatar #45 - flynnwing (11/12/2012) [-]
it gets boring after the first three, after that people get used to it...
User avatar #46 - mutmet (11/12/2012) [-]
Aw... *pout*
User avatar #47 - flynnwing (11/12/2012) [-]
as a man truthfully speaking to a woman though, you have 100% power over me and i would do anything you asked within reason
User avatar #48 - mutmet (11/12/2012) [-]
Don't know if cam-slave offering or being conversational... In any case, it's just a matter of you lurking the girls, find your target, know her habits, adapt, pursue, destroy. Most chicks aren't ready for sumbliminal advances from boys. So quit all the 'alpha' shit going on. Be sneaky and manipulate the shit out of her and you can get her to do whatever.
User avatar #49 - flynnwing (11/12/2012) [-]
who said i was being alpha?
I'm submitting to everything ahhaa
#43 - You must sleep like a baby. 11/12/2012 on women 0
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