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Date Signed Up:6/26/2011
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"I may not be batshit crazy but i'm sure as hell not sane"

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#11 - i just corrected my friend the other day. she looked …  [+] (4 new replies) 09/22/2013 on Gus Gets It. +33
#56 - anonymous (09/22/2013) [-]
Couldn't care less can go both ways- that you care so little that you can't care any less, or you care so much that it's impossible for you to care less.

Saying you could care less means that you don't care about it so you can, in fact, care less.
User avatar #49 - admiralen (09/22/2013) [-]
same shit with god only knows, does he know nothing else?
#28 - anonymous (09/22/2013) [-]
why are you shouting? are you from tumblr? because if so, you can get out
#31 - xplosevdiarrhea (09/22/2013) [-]
Deal.
#4 - four out of my past five boyfriends became gay after leaving me.  [+] (15 new replies) 07/02/2013 on the jews +147
#307 - confusedasian (07/03/2013) [-]
All five of my past girlfriends were all made up.
#230 - anonymous (07/03/2013) [-]
They were gay before they left you, you just helped them realize it.
#164 - norfair (07/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #144 - diegotan (07/03/2013) [-]
It may explain it if you're a man.
#70 - wesselite has deleted their comment.
#62 - blanketandpillow (07/03/2013) [-]
Three out of my three past boyfriends ended up dead after breaking up with me. Funny how things work out
User avatar #30 - pulluspardus (07/03/2013) [-]
five out of five of my past girlfriends have been redrawn to appeal to new audience.
#31 - pulluspardus (07/03/2013) [-]
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#153 - anonymous (07/03/2013) [-]
Motoko is my waifu.
#26 - SuperCookie (07/03/2013) [-]
(I'm female)

All of my elementary school male friends eventually became gay

All the female ones became either emo, teen pregnant, or suicidal
User avatar #29 - biggrand (07/03/2013) [-]
all of mine became crackheads and juveniles
User avatar #14 - shadowstepone (07/03/2013) [-]
2/4 of my girlfriends came out after breaking up with me. i share this feel with you.
#10 - boredomavenger (07/02/2013) [-]
my first girlfriend left me and became a lesbian, so I know how that feels

have you considered that you might be going for closeted gay males too often?
#19 - hillbillypowpow (07/03/2013) [-]
Maybe they're just like stereotypical gays and she likes more feminine men.
#6 - obliviousduck (07/02/2013) [-]
Same, one of them started dating one of my friends..
#41 - actually studies find males with blue eyes are more likely to … 07/02/2013 on Which do you find more... +1
#1 - Replace monkey with female and banana's with sex. -DONE-  [+] (6 new replies) 07/02/2013 on Bananas -67
#29 - headhunternl (07/02/2013) [-]
a nice pile of sex?
User avatar #26 - fyaq (07/02/2013) [-]
or black and bananas with... like anything related to niggardry
User avatar #20 - norwegiansnowman (07/02/2013) [-]
replace monkey with nigger and bananas with kfc/watermelon
#21 - toxictangerine (07/02/2013) [-]
Why would you need to replace "monkey"?
User avatar #22 - norwegiansnowman (07/02/2013) [-]
touche
User avatar #10 - outerfiend (07/02/2013) [-]
Done with what? making shitty jokes?
#31 - and this makes me feel self conscious about my blue eyes  [+] (2 new replies) 07/02/2013 on Which do you find more... +2
User avatar #37 - PedoBearFTW (07/02/2013) [-]
Everyone loves blue eyes, though!
User avatar #41 - musalana (07/02/2013) [-]
actually studies find males with blue eyes are more likely to be thought of as untrustworthy. so... being a blue eyed female, not the best thing

www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2259956/Why-brown-eyes-trustworthy-blue-eyes-coloured-contact-lenses-wont-make-difference.html
#2 - noooo.... NOOOOOOOOO. 06/24/2013 on Eggs... 0
#301 - so if I'm a chick I can watch it by myself?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2013 on Right in the feels. 0
User avatar #302 - arrisarrad (06/19/2013) [-]
Yes.
#299 - Never watched notebook.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/19/2013 on Right in the feels. 0
User avatar #300 - arrisarrad (06/19/2013) [-]
Watch it once, but only if there's a girl with you. Then don't ever watch it again.
User avatar #301 - musalana (06/19/2013) [-]
so if I'm a chick I can watch it by myself?
User avatar #302 - arrisarrad (06/19/2013) [-]
Yes.
#65 - I really need some one to write this book. like now. … 06/18/2013 on The greatest book ever +1
#147 - who knows. People can have memories brought back to them throu…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/18/2013 on Right in the feels. 0
User avatar #298 - arrisarrad (06/19/2013) [-]
That's only during the early stages. Despite what The Notebook would have you believe, final stage Alzheimer's causes permanent memory loss.
User avatar #299 - musalana (06/19/2013) [-]
Never watched notebook.
User avatar #300 - arrisarrad (06/19/2013) [-]
Watch it once, but only if there's a girl with you. Then don't ever watch it again.
User avatar #301 - musalana (06/19/2013) [-]
so if I'm a chick I can watch it by myself?
User avatar #302 - arrisarrad (06/19/2013) [-]
Yes.
#11 - ******* laughed for ten minutes straight. …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/17/2013 on PARROTS +356
#118 - thebearthatcares (06/17/2013) [-]
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User avatar #97 - EdwardNigma (06/17/2013) [-]
I imagined it being scary.
A dark, cold night, that guy and the bird. A feeling of eeriness is in the air, as the parrot sits there, unblinking, watching him as he prepares his meal. As he readies to retrieve his food from the oven, plate in hand, he looks at the bird, realising only now it has watched him this whole time. A sudden sense of dread washes over him like the water of a shower. And as each of them looks the other in the eye, one in fear, the other filled with malice, it whispers through the cold darkness..."I'm a bird..."

2spooky.
#36 - anonymous (06/17/2013) [-]
its becoming self aware
#381 - "you're insured" ...wat 06/17/2013 on Try it 0
#268 - that last one killed me because it's true  [+] (1 new reply) 06/15/2013 on Let's try an experiment... 0
User avatar #312 - bokkos (06/15/2013) [-]
I continued on with a PM so other people could find their cities easier)
#251 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 06/15/2013 on Let's try an experiment... 0
User avatar #255 - bokkos (06/15/2013) [-]
I'm getting you started. Mottos:
"Early often!"
"Will pull away as you watch!"
"Late with you in mind!"
"Will stare at you judgingly like it's your fault!"
User avatar #268 - musalana (06/15/2013) [-]
that last one killed me

because it's true
User avatar #312 - bokkos (06/15/2013) [-]
I continued on with a PM so other people could find their cities easier)
#242 - oh god the feels  [+] (5 new replies) 06/15/2013 on Let's try an experiment... 0
User avatar #245 - bokkos (06/15/2013) [-]
It's okay though, we pay our penance with our terrible transit
#251 - musalana (06/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #255 - bokkos (06/15/2013) [-]
I'm getting you started. Mottos:
"Early often!"
"Will pull away as you watch!"
"Late with you in mind!"
"Will stare at you judgingly like it's your fault!"
User avatar #268 - musalana (06/15/2013) [-]
that last one killed me

because it's true
User avatar #312 - bokkos (06/15/2013) [-]
I continued on with a PM so other people could find their cities easier)
#235 - dear god in grade eight school trip to see "…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/15/2013 on Let's try an experiment... 0
User avatar #237 - bokkos (06/15/2013) [-]
Or
going for cheer competition
all dressed to the nines
new track suits
walk right past a homeless person
My soul died
User avatar #242 - musalana (06/15/2013) [-]
oh god the feels
User avatar #245 - bokkos (06/15/2013) [-]
It's okay though, we pay our penance with our terrible transit
#251 - musalana (06/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #255 - bokkos (06/15/2013) [-]
I'm getting you started. Mottos:
"Early often!"
"Will pull away as you watch!"
"Late with you in mind!"
"Will stare at you judgingly like it's your fault!"
User avatar #268 - musalana (06/15/2013) [-]
that last one killed me

because it's true
User avatar #312 - bokkos (06/15/2013) [-]
I continued on with a PM so other people could find their cities easier)
#221 - this...is sadly true.  [+] (9 new replies) 06/15/2013 on Let's try an experiment... 0
User avatar #231 - bokkos (06/15/2013) [-]
But edmonton's next door so I think it more than makes up for it.
User avatar #235 - musalana (06/15/2013) [-]
dear god

in grade eight
school trip to see "the night before Christmas" at the jubilee
told to dress up
wear a dress
guys wearing ties and dress pants
arrive
Edmonton kids dressed in hoodies and sweats.

we looked like the most stuck up spoiled kids.
User avatar #237 - bokkos (06/15/2013) [-]
Or
going for cheer competition
all dressed to the nines
new track suits
walk right past a homeless person
My soul died
User avatar #242 - musalana (06/15/2013) [-]
oh god the feels
User avatar #245 - bokkos (06/15/2013) [-]
It's okay though, we pay our penance with our terrible transit
#251 - musalana (06/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #255 - bokkos (06/15/2013) [-]
I'm getting you started. Mottos:
"Early often!"
"Will pull away as you watch!"
"Late with you in mind!"
"Will stare at you judgingly like it's your fault!"
User avatar #268 - musalana (06/15/2013) [-]
that last one killed me

because it's true
User avatar #312 - bokkos (06/15/2013) [-]
I continued on with a PM so other people could find their cities easier)
#2 - whoa there satan 06/15/2013 on Billion Dollar Idea +1
#5 - "you might want to leave. it's bout to get real nasty" 06/15/2013 on box art re done with clip... +1
#125 - St. Albert, Alberta, Canada it's like the suburbia of Edmo…  [+] (13 new replies) 06/15/2013 on Let's try an experiment... +2
User avatar #578 - justanotherzombie (06/15/2013) [-]
Edmonton checkin in
User avatar #557 - rennat (06/15/2013) [-]
I am in Acheson, small area a little west of Edmonton, but east of Spruce Grove.
User avatar #219 - bokkos (06/15/2013) [-]
St. Albert couldn't be whiter if you bleached it!
User avatar #221 - musalana (06/15/2013) [-]
this...is sadly true.
User avatar #231 - bokkos (06/15/2013) [-]
But edmonton's next door so I think it more than makes up for it.
User avatar #235 - musalana (06/15/2013) [-]
dear god

in grade eight
school trip to see "the night before Christmas" at the jubilee
told to dress up
wear a dress
guys wearing ties and dress pants
arrive
Edmonton kids dressed in hoodies and sweats.

we looked like the most stuck up spoiled kids.
User avatar #237 - bokkos (06/15/2013) [-]
Or
going for cheer competition
all dressed to the nines
new track suits
walk right past a homeless person
My soul died
User avatar #242 - musalana (06/15/2013) [-]
oh god the feels
User avatar #245 - bokkos (06/15/2013) [-]
It's okay though, we pay our penance with our terrible transit
#251 - musalana (06/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #255 - bokkos (06/15/2013) [-]
I'm getting you started. Mottos:
"Early often!"
"Will pull away as you watch!"
"Late with you in mind!"
"Will stare at you judgingly like it's your fault!"
User avatar #268 - musalana (06/15/2013) [-]
that last one killed me

because it's true
User avatar #312 - bokkos (06/15/2013) [-]
I continued on with a PM so other people could find their cities easier)
#122 - Hey there fellow Albertan! Did you go to the comic con this year?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/15/2013 on Let's try an experiment... 0
User avatar #922 - duskmane (06/15/2013) [-]
Unfortunately no, I was preoccupied, but I'm actually going to Connecticut for Connecticon next month xD
I'm planning on going to ours next year, I'll be pretty sad if I don't get t meet Lar D'Souza and Ryan Sohmer
#9 - DEAR GOD they will. again. and again. and again. 06/14/2013 on Pretty much 0
#52 - "rubs against your skin as you move your head" .… 06/14/2013 on 27 early inventions 0
#158 - had this happen before. Guy was a total dick so I said no, but… 06/14/2013 on Well, that was unexpected +1
#672 - **** this is gold. 06/14/2013 on Walmart +6
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