Remember when Exodia meant you automatically lose? Then Necross came into existence and it was rekoned to believe having Exodia makes you a scrub who cant Yu-Gi-Oh.

So you made an XYZ/Gagaga Deck?

It's only got 3 gagaga theme cards

Give me the names of some of your best cards.

XYZ monsters or in the main deck?

Whatever I dont care.

The absolute best card I have is Number 16: Shock Master

>Once Per Turn You Can Detach 1 XYZ Material from this card to declare a card type. (IE being Magic, Monster, or Trap)
>If Spell or Trap they cannot be activated if monster their secondary effects cannot be used until after your opponents turn

This thing is literally the modern day equivalent to Joey's "Copycat" or Pegasus's "Doppleganger"

It's a beautiful card if I do say so myself

The best combo is Number 39: Utopia / Double Or Nothing!

Gimme another card.

^

>When Provoked this monster negates the attack of any opponent
>When your opponent's attack has failed x2 the atk of your monster

This reminds me of Bandit Keith using "Time Machine" to bring "Barrel Dragon" back from the Graveyard and it's effect was one of it's three gun barrels would fire at random. Double or Nothing reminds of of "7 Completion" a card exclusive to his Deck Master "Slot Machine" who would have either it's attack or Defense raised

another combo is blackship of corn. that card is goooooooood

>Same Effect as Spark Master but with the added stipulation of getting to destroy any monster weaker than it.
>Plus an additional 1000 points of damage

The secondary effect reminds me of Jaden's FlameWingman where it's special ability deducts the number of lifepoints double from that of your opponents monster.

Yup. But the main theme of this deck is to easily get out the number monsters

I don't have it yet but I want it bad

Slenderman, Jeff the Killer, and The Rake...maybe

The man from the Korean Comic...you got to be pretty fucking intimidated to top that.

It was my mother.
MASTURBATING...
I need brain bleach...

...*sigh*

I am gonna be honest with you right now Daniel. I honestly saw this coming. You father is a fat choad and your family is in the middle of a broken relationship

Your mother is probably sexually frustrated with your father so she has to demote to the lowest common denomenator...furious masterbation.

I just want that picture out of my head

Does your mother have a job or is she a stay at home housewife?

she has a job

I was gonna say my theory would be more accurate if she was the one who stayed at home all day but that just adds a different observation to the same result

Your father is a lazy sack of shit, your mom does most if not all of the work around the house and at her job, and she gets almost nothing out of it. Think of this as a stress reliver

If anything you should feel sorry for your mom not disgusted.

I don't care how I SHOULD feel....Honestly man. Dis b fukt up

Give me a break man I have been in a high school girls locker room

Period Blood...on the ceiling...dripping...everywhere. let that image sink into your head.

Period blood on the ceiling? And why were you in the girls locker room? Bro I'm not sure I even...

Not once have you pretended to be blind and "accidentally" stumbled in there?

It's horrible. it the boys locker room the least of your worries is someone misses the rim and fucked up the surrounding area of the toilet

girl's locker room...it's like the scene in "The Shining" where the blood comes out of the elevator.

My birthday isn't until the 24th of May :-(

sorry to hear that :[

Literally 2 days after summer vacation starts I will be 19

I see. Well I probably won't be on that much longer if my brother shows up tonight

Cant wait for work tomorrow school has just been awful with math being a pain in the ass.

Cool

I love how I work in the same exact place as my girlfriend and not only am I her boyfriend but her mentor and boss.

So you've got yourself a girl eh? Good for you! And those steam keys only work on your account btw

I dont even like Steam and I am almost considering buying a PS4 this summer because Sony absolutely insists it does not need constant online to play...so that means I can get Infamous Second Son

What pisses me off is they are still debating if they should add Backwards Compatibility which in tern will raise the price from $430 to $599

I rarely play video games. I have yugioh cards haha

You rarely play video games because last I checked you 1: have almost no friends to play with and 2: your PC lags...horribly. 3: you sold your PS3 for rent money along with $200 something dollars in games I sent you years ago!

That first one hurt quite a bit. :[

No it's understandable. as for myself currently my only game console is my 3DS where I am enraged that just a few moments ago on the bus my entire team in Pokemon Platinum got anally raped by a hiker with 6 Geodudes all of which knew Self Destruct

I lost $600 poke dollars...

I just saw the most horrifying thing fucking ever in my life.

Slenderman? The Rake? Jeff the Killer?

The man from the Korean Comic?

Fucking. WORSE

What other cards do you need? I need to compare strategies

>Need 4 Light Sworn Monsters in my Graveyard
>cost 1000 life points to purge everything on opponents side of the field
>Must discard 4 of my cards in my deck to the Graveyard

So if I had Card of Destruction and I drew this next turn I could potential just fuck up everything?

If you had 3 of them in your hand and 4 lightsworns in your grave, you special summon this guy, pay the 1000, nuke the field and special summon the other 2 and swing at your opponent for 9k.
Unless your opponent has battle fader or gorz, that's game.

HOW THE FUCK IS THAT FAIR?!!!

<--- In my day it was a honor to have this in your deck let alone 3 OF THEM!

That's the point. J.D. is the win condition of every lightsworn deck. Lightsworns mill at every end phase which makes it easy as fuck. And there are so little cards to prevent it unless they can stop it at summon.

Then I am going to be a dick. If you dont have anything face down (which is extremely unlikely) and your huehuheuheu all the way to victory then i'm gonna play this

<--- I'd rather have no monsters on the field then the loss of my lifepoints!

Well, you'd have to actually have a turn to play that. If you get a good hand of 3 J.Ds, a foolish burial and charge of the light brigade, you could potentially end the turn on your first turn.

YOU HAVE THREE JUDGEMENT DRAGONS?!!!

Only the dead know peace from your hueheuheuhe

i do not. I only have 10 cards towards the deck.

If you did and we played competitively I would rage quit life because my deck would be nostalgia based

I would try so hard to beat the system my heart of the cards against common sense.

The worst part is that I need like 31 more cards. The entire deck will cost a grand total of $200 once i'm done building it.

end the game*

Why?

Cause I need to decide which deck to bring with me tomorrow to trade with and to try to complete

saying 1 2 or 3 doesn't help me I need type's and card names.

I have 3 incomplete decks that i'm trying to complete.
But if you need to know, they are:
Gagaga
Lightsworns
And Malefics

DARK Spellcaster-Type (Gagaga) = Zexal
LIGHT Attribute (Lightsworn) = GX
Dragon (Malefics) = 5D's

YOU HAD TO PICK THREE GENERATIONS I KNOW ALMOST NOTHING ABOUT!

I picked the 3 deck types that were topping right now

Lets see

Malefics are Bounds Before Time Exclusive so in short supply

Lightsworn is pretty much obsolete now thanks to XYZ monsters making the game more frustrating to play

Gagaga because they are the current gen of broken monsters.

And malefics are actually surprisingly easy to get. It's easy to spam the field with them if you have skill drain out.