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Gender: male
Age: 25
Facebook Profile: Don't have one, to many people i don't know
Youtube Channel: metalgearrexlover
Steam Profile: PissmΩnFTW™[LeWaffle]»ÐV«A
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360 Gears of War 3 Limited edition
Video Games Played: Command & Conquer games, Mercenaries 2, Star Trek Online, Warthunder, Jagged Alliance games, Fallout new vegas and other shit
Date Signed Up:1/02/2014
Last Login:9/18/2014
Location:Lithuania
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#337 - Username:MurphysLawTesties Been playing vidya games a…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/10/2014 on Register for gamedefine 0
User avatar #357 - joshlol (09/10/2014) [-]
approved you

you may now write articles
User avatar #368 - reginleif (09/10/2014) [-]
approved you.

You may now approve.
User avatar #369 - joshlol (09/10/2014) [-]
#372 - reginleif (09/10/2014) [-]
Who do I got to blow to get approved around here? ^^
User avatar #373 - joshlol (09/10/2014) [-]
link comment you made applying for it
User avatar #362 - murphyslawtesties (09/10/2014) [-]
Thanks.

#70 - /k/'s target practice 09/10/2014 on Gamergate is dead, they said 0
#55 - You know, I never understood why those five gamer critics coul…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/10/2014 on Gamergate is dead, they said 0
User avatar #112 - huntergriff (09/10/2014) [-]
i never actually thought about that, but I suppose it could be technically prostitution.
User avatar #68 - alekksandar (09/10/2014) [-]
white knights
User avatar #70 - murphyslawtesties (09/10/2014) [-]
/k/'s target practice
#25 - Does it taste like reposts and faggots ? 09/10/2014 on Hi FunnyJunk I made you... 0
#64 - Ady ? 09/10/2014 on Looks like the work of an... 0
#56 - WHat, Nostalgia ?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2014 on You must prepare for... 0
User avatar #58 - zomaru (09/10/2014) [-]
Most likely, I do have a problem with that.
#54 - It reminds me of a gun i built with Lego This looks b…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/10/2014 on You must prepare for... +2
User avatar #55 - zomaru (09/10/2014) [-]
Sure, the Famas has a more sleek design, but there is something special about the Bulk of the L85A1.
User avatar #56 - murphyslawtesties (09/10/2014) [-]
WHat, Nostalgia ?
User avatar #58 - zomaru (09/10/2014) [-]
Most likely, I do have a problem with that.
#51 - >Bullpup master race >L85A1 >A1 …  [+] (7 new replies) 09/10/2014 on You must prepare for... +2
User avatar #53 - zomaru (09/10/2014) [-]
The gun is Sexy, I never said it was reliable.
User avatar #62 - chaossniper (09/10/2014) [-]
a2 looks just the same but more reliable
why chosing the a1?
User avatar #63 - zomaru (09/10/2014) [-]
Not really, the A2 has trouble in single fire just like the A1 has trouble in full auto.
#54 - murphyslawtesties (09/10/2014) [-]
It reminds me of a gun i built with Lego

This looks better to me. Even though the french did fuck up with the internals
User avatar #55 - zomaru (09/10/2014) [-]
Sure, the Famas has a more sleek design, but there is something special about the Bulk of the L85A1.
User avatar #56 - murphyslawtesties (09/10/2014) [-]
WHat, Nostalgia ?
User avatar #58 - zomaru (09/10/2014) [-]
Most likely, I do have a problem with that.
#87 - 1 person = 100 percent 100x3=300 or sumting 09/10/2014 on Random Interesting Facts... -1
#86 - Beat me to it 09/10/2014 on Random Interesting Facts... +3
#46 - Theres Always that one kid that matured faster than the class 09/09/2014 on I am gonna eat that pussy... 0
#225 - I wolheartedly agree 09/08/2014 on Animation so much better... -3
#119 - I expected ashen dickbutt 09/07/2014 on Eruption of Mt. Tavurvur... 0
#57 - Thatskindahot.format 09/07/2014 on (untitled) -1
#143 - Don't forget faggots 09/07/2014 on We made it, we're relevant... 0
#167 - ***** an octopus memorized the security routine o… 09/06/2014 on nature scary +5
#97 - How dafuq did you come to this conclusion ?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/06/2014 on Anarchy in the UK 0
#98 - ekusas (09/06/2014) [-]
i was wrong and drunk. sorry sir
#20 - How about Lego ? 09/05/2014 on USA and New Zealand Fall out +2
#59 - Imagine a Stereotypical black guy butler "Yo whi…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/04/2014 on alfred don't fuck around +8
User avatar #184 - gayboard (09/06/2014) [-]
There are black butlers. They just tend to reffer to you as "Massuh"
#56 - Dexters lab, powerpuffgirls. Basicly every cartoon made by Gen…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/04/2014 on tyrannosaurus rekt +1
User avatar #127 - crimsonsunshine (09/04/2014) [-]
powerpuff isn't made by Genndy. it's made by Craig McCracken. some of the episodes were directed by Genndy.
#57 - philosophyxplain (09/04/2014) [-]
Thanks bro
#67 - Actually the most effective line is "have sex with me&quo… 09/04/2014 on Pick-up lines for girls 0
#178 - As Lithuanian, I can give full confirmation that thats 100 % accurate. 09/04/2014 on Eastern European School +4
#54 - 1.Best thing that can happen to you 2.Got enough proof tha…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/04/2014 on MFW when I finish school... +1
#57 - paulthehero (09/04/2014) [-]
Well there apparently wasn't enough evidence to shut them down after the bite of '87 and especially with the security guard stating most other guards don't last passed the third night, you'd think there would be enough evidence. Basically, that means some serious higher-ups in the company are shoving things under the rug to avoid prosecution and therefore would keep you from gaining a proper defense.
#8 - Yes I know there is a mistake in the title.  [+] (5 new replies) 09/03/2014 on MFW when I finish school... +30
User avatar #56 - penileburglar (09/04/2014) [-]
RIP in piece, bro.
User avatar #44 - perform (09/04/2014) [-]
There's a mistake in your title.
#11 - anonymous (09/03/2014) [-]
Pretty sure you can edit that...
User avatar #29 - killerliquid (09/04/2014) [-]
not 4 hours ago he couldn't
User avatar #30 - killerliquid (09/04/2014) [-]
or is admin still keepin that no time limit edit
#255 - You're just jealous  [+] (1 new reply) 09/03/2014 on The new craze 0
#261 - thedudeintheshirt (09/03/2014) [-]
Would I be glad to have 1300 thumbs? Sure.

But thumb whoring by making an anonymous statement, then signing in to give a witty retort is retarded.
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User avatar #9 to #8 - murphyslawtesties (09/10/2014) [-]
Some random ************ who left friend requests to everyone one that post

Hue
#4 - konradkurze (07/19/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 4**
will murphy die alone
User avatar #5 to #4 - murphyslawtesties (07/19/2014) [-]
Oh well **** you too then
#6 to #5 - konradkurze (07/19/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled image**
this is where murphy will die
User avatar #3 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #1 - tranquilizer (01/14/2014) [-]
Good luck on your funnyjunk career
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