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murphyslawtesties

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 26
Facebook Profile: Don't have one, to many people i don't know
Youtube Channel: metalgearrexlover
Steam Profile: PissmΩnFTW™[LeWaffle]»ÐV«A
Consoles Owned: Sold that shit
Video Games Played: Command & Conquer games, Mercenaries 2, Star Trek Online, Warthunder, Jagged Alliance games, Fallout new vegas and other shit
X-box Gamertag: lol, i'm not a peasant
PSN: wat ?
Interests: Need-to-know basis
Date Signed Up:1/02/2014
Last Login:3/29/2015
Location:Lithuania
Funnyjunk Career Stats
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Content Level Progress: 60.6% (606/1000)
Level 238 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 239 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Level 260 Comments: Pure Win → Level 261 Comments: Pure Win
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Content Views:2269717
Times Content Favorited:3584 times
Total Comments Made:2563
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My life is none of your concern

latest user's comments

#10549800 - >Projectile bird **** 23 hours ago on Autism Board 0
#86 - Or I could just use my superior processing power and auto pilo…  [+] (6 new replies) 23 hours ago on Docking 0
User avatar #87 - greenimp (23 hours ago) [-]
I mean, sure, but why buy a Farengi simulator if you're not going to feel like a novahot ace pilot.
User avatar #88 - murphyslawtesties (23 hours ago) [-]
>Ferengi simulator

Never watched Star Trek. Are they like the Teladi ?
#90 - greenimp (23 hours ago) [-]
Think of them as mega space-jews. Quarterly returns are more important than long term advancement.

Rule of acquisition number 34: "War is good for business"

Rule of acquisition number 35: "Peace is good for business"
User avatar #91 - murphyslawtesties (23 hours ago) [-]
So yeah, basically the Teladi
User avatar #92 - greenimp (23 hours ago) [-]
You're very confrontational tonight.
#94 - murphyslawtesties (23 hours ago) [-]
#26 - >implying these are fake facts >No proof to back it up  [+] (4 new replies) 23 hours ago on Dem Facts #5 (Badass Edition) +39
User avatar #67 - thepizzadevourer (17 hours ago) [-]
>replying to levvy in case you didn't know, he's one of the most prolific trolls on this site
#53 - elsanna (19 hours ago) [-]
>not checking a user's level before you take them seriously
#69 - midrak (17 hours ago) [-]
More problem is that he is friends whit joshlol
User avatar #102 - garymotherfingoak (14 hours ago) [-]
joshlol is friends with everyone though
#67 - Manual docking in X3 terran conflict in a nutshell  [+] (8 new replies) 03/28/2015 on Docking +1
User avatar #85 - greenimp (23 hours ago) [-]
Invest in a joystick. X3 is much more mouse friendly than the previous titles but seriously, joystick handles better. Also it feels like you're actually piloting a spaceship which is seriously the coolest feeling ever.
User avatar #86 - murphyslawtesties (23 hours ago) [-]
Or I could just use my superior processing power and auto pilot.

Always worked for me
User avatar #87 - greenimp (23 hours ago) [-]
I mean, sure, but why buy a Farengi simulator if you're not going to feel like a novahot ace pilot.
User avatar #88 - murphyslawtesties (23 hours ago) [-]
>Ferengi simulator

Never watched Star Trek. Are they like the Teladi ?
#90 - greenimp (23 hours ago) [-]
Think of them as mega space-jews. Quarterly returns are more important than long term advancement.

Rule of acquisition number 34: "War is good for business"

Rule of acquisition number 35: "Peace is good for business"
User avatar #91 - murphyslawtesties (23 hours ago) [-]
So yeah, basically the Teladi
User avatar #92 - greenimp (23 hours ago) [-]
You're very confrontational tonight.
#94 - murphyslawtesties (23 hours ago) [-]
#10549621 - **murphyslawtesties used "*roll cah answer*"** **murphyslaw… 03/28/2015 on Autism Board +1
#10549613 - All these amazing Sims 3 architects building bariebie castles … 03/28/2015 on Autism Board 0
#10549600 - them bitches are so fat, they went down the evolutionary scale 03/28/2015 on Autism Board +1
#10549593 - Downloading the Sims 3 Deluxe edition. Figure I'll ma… 03/28/2015 on Autism Board 0
#10549587 - Ever since that Fringe episode where some people were listenin…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2015 on Autism Board 0
User avatar #10549588 - sonatadusk (03/28/2015) [-]
5 Extremely Creepy Mysteries 2spoopd
#10549586 - **murphyslawtesties used "*roll 2, cah answer*"** **murphys… 03/28/2015 on Autism Board +1
#10549580 - I don't know. How much do you think I would have to pay to cov… 03/28/2015 on Autism Board 0
#10549573 - How is that profitable ?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/28/2015 on Autism Board +1
#10549578 - anonymous (03/28/2015) [-]
You get to be lazy
Extra energy later on to farm more
Or die early and don't have to farm
User avatar #10549580 - murphyslawtesties (03/28/2015) [-]
I don't know. How much do you think I would have to pay to cover the boredom of hogging energy cells and ore to stations ?
#10549558 - I want to play X3 Terran Conflict and Rebuild my multi million…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/28/2015 on Autism Board 0
#10549572 - anonymous (03/28/2015) [-]
Pay someone to do 4 you
User avatar #10549573 - murphyslawtesties (03/28/2015) [-]
How is that profitable ?
#10549578 - anonymous (03/28/2015) [-]
You get to be lazy
Extra energy later on to farm more
Or die early and don't have to farm
User avatar #10549580 - murphyslawtesties (03/28/2015) [-]
I don't know. How much do you think I would have to pay to cover the boredom of hogging energy cells and ore to stations ?
#10548004 - I hate people in General, so no.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2015 on Autism Board +1
#10548046 - anonymous (03/27/2015) [-]
saltier than a ball game, pretzel
#10547989 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2015 on Autism Board 0
#10547991 - sonatadusk (03/27/2015) [-]
#10547985 - ITT: Name a Fighting game boss cheaper than '94 Rugal  [+] (7 new replies) 03/27/2015 on Autism Board 0
User avatar #10548003 - flutterfire (03/27/2015) [-]
Azazel in Tekken 6.

Three or four times bigger than the player character, takes up most of the screen, can and will block most of your attacks, has unblockable attacks that take away as much as two thirds of your health, and has a shit load of health.
#10547997 - fizzor (03/27/2015) [-]
don't know if she's cheaper but man fuck this bitch
Can't even count how many times she has kicked my ass in DOA3
User avatar #10547995 - eezo (03/27/2015) [-]
Shao Khan
User avatar #10547994 - tentaquil (03/27/2015) [-]
Third Strike Gill would like a word with you
User avatar #10547987 - sonatadusk (03/27/2015) [-]
your mom
#10547989 - murphyslawtesties (03/27/2015) [-]
#10547991 - sonatadusk (03/27/2015) [-]
#10547968 - >Mfw I aced my public speach exam today  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2015 on Autism Board 0
User avatar #10548031 - newpulse (03/27/2015) [-]
SPEACH speach speach Speach

Aced public speech Zero orthography
#10541331 - ITT: Name a cheaper fighting game boss than this ************  [+] (8 new replies) 03/24/2015 on Autism Board +1
#10541344 - mynameisnotmike (03/24/2015) [-]
User avatar #10541343 - lightingmike (03/24/2015) [-]
pikachu
User avatar #10541340 - orkanoidz (03/24/2015) [-]
Batman origins Slade.
User avatar #10541353 - thedarkestrogue (03/24/2015) [-]
Slade/Deathstroke was easy peasy
User avatar #10541356 - orkanoidz (03/24/2015) [-]
So then my friend is just a little bitch then. I haven't played the game :|
User avatar #10541357 - thedarkestrogue (03/24/2015) [-]
im assuming so
i loved his boss fight
it felt awesome but it was pretty easy
#10541336 - sonatadusk (03/24/2015) [-]
u
User avatar #10541335 - thedarkestrogue (03/24/2015) [-]
deadpool
#4 - I have no shame  [+] (3 new replies) 03/24/2015 on Not all anime is OC +3
User avatar #7 - hashtronaut (03/24/2015) [-]
you should probably have a little

also, let's play a game of bias opinion. here's mine -

if the anime ripped off boondocks, then fuck that anime. if it's the other way around, then s/o to that anime for giving homage to boondocks

guess which one is the show I watch. even though the show kind of went to shit after one of the guys left
User avatar #10 - wcpapier (03/24/2015) [-]
i know right, it isnt the same since sasuke left the village
User avatar #11 - hashtronaut (03/24/2015) [-]
when I seen this in the notifications I thought you were talking about that shitposter we have
#1 - When you tell your grandma that you're not hungry and she just…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/24/2015 on Not all anime is OC +9
#2 - hashtronaut (03/24/2015) [-]
when you sticky your own joke
#4 - murphyslawtesties (03/24/2015) [-]
I have no shame
User avatar #7 - hashtronaut (03/24/2015) [-]
you should probably have a little

also, let's play a game of bias opinion. here's mine -

if the anime ripped off boondocks, then fuck that anime. if it's the other way around, then s/o to that anime for giving homage to boondocks

guess which one is the show I watch. even though the show kind of went to shit after one of the guys left
User avatar #10 - wcpapier (03/24/2015) [-]
i know right, it isnt the same since sasuke left the village
User avatar #11 - hashtronaut (03/24/2015) [-]
when I seen this in the notifications I thought you were talking about that shitposter we have
#60 - Cheeki breeki 03/23/2015 on So sweet :3 0
#207 - What are your favourite video games. >inb4 lifting… 03/22/2015 on Ask Admin about life +2
#1 - Comment deleted 03/21/2015 on What's Better? 0
#10528889 - I know, I know. Its just that its my first ever eclipse, so ex… 03/20/2015 on Autism Board 0
#10528792 - I expected more. Like near darkness. ******* a…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/20/2015 on Autism Board +1
User avatar #10528814 - tinkotin (03/20/2015) [-]
it wasn't a total eclipse you dum fuck
User avatar #10528889 - murphyslawtesties (03/20/2015) [-]
I know, I know. Its just that its my first ever eclipse, so excuse me if I expected A total one

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User avatar #14 - admin (01/02/2015) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by murphyslawtesties
#19 - admin (03/25/2015) [-]
Hi murphyslawtesties! Great leader gave you a magical North Korean rocket!
#18 - misskayla ONLINE (03/24/2015) [-]
#17 - admin (03/21/2015) [-]
Hi murphyslawtesties! Dear Leader Admin sent me to work in your mines!
User avatar #16 - helpmeplz (02/08/2015) [-]
when you're autistic but everyone says you're retarded :(
User avatar #13 - profesoreoak (12/05/2014) [-]
2000 post over 1 year nice crys in the corner with his 2400 posts of a span of 3-4 years
#12 - jaygarxp (12/04/2014) [-]
Nice 2000 posts extravaganza!
User avatar #9 to #8 - murphyslawtesties (09/10/2014) [-]
Some random ************ who left friend requests to everyone one that post

Hue
#4 - konradkurze (07/19/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 4**
will murphy die alone
User avatar #5 to #4 - murphyslawtesties (07/19/2014) [-]
Oh well **** you too then
#6 to #5 - konradkurze (07/19/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled image**
this is where murphy will die
User avatar #3 - soundofwinter (06/24/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #1 - tranquilizer (01/14/2014) [-]
Good luck on your funnyjunk career
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