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murphyslawtesties

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Gender: male
Age: 26
Facebook Profile: Don't have one, to many people i don't know
Youtube Channel: metalgearrexlover
Steam Profile: PissmΩnFTW™[LeWaffle]»ÐV«A
Consoles Owned: Sold that shit
Video Games Played: Command & Conquer games, Mercenaries 2, Star Trek Online, Warthunder, Jagged Alliance games, Fallout new vegas and other shit
X-box Gamertag: lol, i'm not a peasant
PSN: wat ?
Interests: Need-to-know basis
Date Signed Up:1/02/2014
Last Login:2/28/2015
Location:Lithuania
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My life is none of your concern

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#3 - Try editing it  [+] (2 new replies) 02/26/2015 on ISIS Propaganda 0
#4 - hungwellhamburger (02/26/2015) [-]
Nah, a ship named once can't be renamed
User avatar #5 - murphyslawtesties (02/26/2015) [-]
God speed m8
#1 - It looks more like an ISIS propaganda video.  [+] (4 new replies) 02/26/2015 on ISIS Propaganda +8
#2 - hungwellhamburger (02/26/2015) [-]
I suck at making titles
User avatar #3 - murphyslawtesties (02/26/2015) [-]
Try editing it
#4 - hungwellhamburger (02/26/2015) [-]
Nah, a ship named once can't be renamed
User avatar #5 - murphyslawtesties (02/26/2015) [-]
God speed m8
#10461182 - Picture 02/26/2015 on Autism Board +1
#10461179 - Try Lithuanian  [+] (2 new replies) 02/26/2015 on Autism Board 0
User avatar #10461180 - struttndatass (02/26/2015) [-]
no
#10461182 - murphyslawtesties (02/26/2015) [-]
#10461174 - well, its google translator. Close enough 02/26/2015 on Autism Board 0
#10461171 - What language did you run in through ?  [+] (4 new replies) 02/26/2015 on Autism Board 0
User avatar #10461176 - struttndatass (02/26/2015) [-]
german of course
User avatar #10461179 - murphyslawtesties (02/26/2015) [-]
Try Lithuanian
User avatar #10461180 - struttndatass (02/26/2015) [-]
no
#10461182 - murphyslawtesties (02/26/2015) [-]
#10461166 - run it through google translator  [+] (8 new replies) 02/26/2015 on Autism Board 0
#10461172 - ilikepatatas (02/26/2015) [-]
None of your life will not achieve anything ,

unless knob sucking record.

no entiendo ni un carajo de lo que signifique eso, pero continuemos con la ronda de malas traducciones
User avatar #10461174 - murphyslawtesties (02/26/2015) [-]
well, its google translator.

Close enough
User avatar #10461168 - struttndatass (02/26/2015) [-]
"same sex marriage should be outlawed
hitler-san is my senpai"
very well then.
User avatar #10461171 - murphyslawtesties (02/26/2015) [-]
What language did you run in through ?
User avatar #10461176 - struttndatass (02/26/2015) [-]
german of course
User avatar #10461179 - murphyslawtesties (02/26/2015) [-]
Try Lithuanian
User avatar #10461180 - struttndatass (02/26/2015) [-]
no
#10461182 - murphyslawtesties (02/26/2015) [-]
#16326 - ******* tryhard *********** 02/26/2015 on joshlol's profile 0
#10461161 - Nei vienas iš jusu gyvenime nepasieks nieko, nebent…  [+] (10 new replies) 02/26/2015 on Autism Board 0
#10461165 - ilikepatatas (02/26/2015) [-]
speak american
muh freedumz
User avatar #10461166 - murphyslawtesties (02/26/2015) [-]
run it through google translator
#10461172 - ilikepatatas (02/26/2015) [-]
None of your life will not achieve anything ,

unless knob sucking record.

no entiendo ni un carajo de lo que signifique eso, pero continuemos con la ronda de malas traducciones
User avatar #10461174 - murphyslawtesties (02/26/2015) [-]
well, its google translator.

Close enough
User avatar #10461168 - struttndatass (02/26/2015) [-]
"same sex marriage should be outlawed
hitler-san is my senpai"
very well then.
User avatar #10461171 - murphyslawtesties (02/26/2015) [-]
What language did you run in through ?
User avatar #10461176 - struttndatass (02/26/2015) [-]
german of course
User avatar #10461179 - murphyslawtesties (02/26/2015) [-]
Try Lithuanian
User avatar #10461180 - struttndatass (02/26/2015) [-]
no
#10461182 - murphyslawtesties (02/26/2015) [-]
#16324 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 02/26/2015 on joshlol's profile 0
#16325 - joshlol (02/26/2015) [-]
#16326 - murphyslawtesties (02/26/2015) [-]
fucking tryhard cringefucks
#16322 - And what if he isn't  [+] (4 new replies) 02/26/2015 on joshlol's profile 0
User avatar #16323 - joshlol (02/26/2015) [-]
who care
#16324 - murphyslawtesties (02/26/2015) [-]
#16325 - joshlol (02/26/2015) [-]
#16326 - murphyslawtesties (02/26/2015) [-]
fucking tryhard cringefucks
#16320 - Is he ? Is he really ? think about it  [+] (6 new replies) 02/26/2015 on joshlol's profile 0
User avatar #16321 - joshlol (02/26/2015) [-]
probably ye
User avatar #16322 - murphyslawtesties (02/26/2015) [-]
And what if he isn't
User avatar #16323 - joshlol (02/26/2015) [-]
who care
#16324 - murphyslawtesties (02/26/2015) [-]
#16325 - joshlol (02/26/2015) [-]
#16326 - murphyslawtesties (02/26/2015) [-]
fucking tryhard cringefucks
#16318 - \the feel ones  [+] (11 new replies) 02/26/2015 on joshlol's profile 0
User avatar #16319 - joshlol (02/26/2015) [-]
he's just messing about afaik
#16327 - afaik (02/26/2015) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
User avatar #16328 - joshlol (02/26/2015) [-]
nice text bro
#16329 - afaik (02/26/2015) [-]
<3
User avatar #16320 - murphyslawtesties (02/26/2015) [-]
Is he ? Is he really ? think about it
User avatar #16321 - joshlol (02/26/2015) [-]
probably ye
User avatar #16322 - murphyslawtesties (02/26/2015) [-]
And what if he isn't
User avatar #16323 - joshlol (02/26/2015) [-]
who care
#16324 - murphyslawtesties (02/26/2015) [-]
#16325 - joshlol (02/26/2015) [-]
#16326 - murphyslawtesties (02/26/2015) [-]
fucking tryhard cringefucks
#16316 - Did you read the comments ?  [+] (13 new replies) 02/26/2015 on joshlol's profile 0
User avatar #16317 - joshlol (02/26/2015) [-]
which ones specifically?
User avatar #16318 - murphyslawtesties (02/26/2015) [-]
\the feel ones
User avatar #16319 - joshlol (02/26/2015) [-]
he's just messing about afaik
#16327 - afaik (02/26/2015) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
User avatar #16328 - joshlol (02/26/2015) [-]
nice text bro
#16329 - afaik (02/26/2015) [-]
<3
User avatar #16320 - murphyslawtesties (02/26/2015) [-]
Is he ? Is he really ? think about it
User avatar #16321 - joshlol (02/26/2015) [-]
probably ye
User avatar #16322 - murphyslawtesties (02/26/2015) [-]
And what if he isn't
User avatar #16323 - joshlol (02/26/2015) [-]
who care
#16324 - murphyslawtesties (02/26/2015) [-]
#16325 - joshlol (02/26/2015) [-]
#16326 - murphyslawtesties (02/26/2015) [-]
fucking tryhard cringefucks
#16314 - Jesus Christ, the lengths the people on your profile go to out…  [+] (15 new replies) 02/26/2015 on joshlol's profile 0
User avatar #16315 - joshlol (02/26/2015) [-]
wut u mean?
User avatar #16316 - murphyslawtesties (02/26/2015) [-]
Did you read the comments ?
User avatar #16317 - joshlol (02/26/2015) [-]
which ones specifically?
User avatar #16318 - murphyslawtesties (02/26/2015) [-]
\the feel ones
User avatar #16319 - joshlol (02/26/2015) [-]
he's just messing about afaik
#16327 - afaik (02/26/2015) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
User avatar #16328 - joshlol (02/26/2015) [-]
nice text bro
#16329 - afaik (02/26/2015) [-]
<3
User avatar #16320 - murphyslawtesties (02/26/2015) [-]
Is he ? Is he really ? think about it
User avatar #16321 - joshlol (02/26/2015) [-]
probably ye
User avatar #16322 - murphyslawtesties (02/26/2015) [-]
And what if he isn't
User avatar #16323 - joshlol (02/26/2015) [-]
who care
#16324 - murphyslawtesties (02/26/2015) [-]
#16325 - joshlol (02/26/2015) [-]
#16326 - murphyslawtesties (02/26/2015) [-]
fucking tryhard cringefucks
#10461152 - how was it 02/26/2015 on Autism Board 0
#10461149 - You're uncle that fondled you is gay  [+] (2 new replies) 02/26/2015 on Autism Board 0
User avatar #10461150 - puffyclouds (02/26/2015) [-]
yes
User avatar #10461152 - murphyslawtesties (02/26/2015) [-]
how was it
#10461145 - Do it for science  [+] (4 new replies) 02/26/2015 on Autism Board 0
User avatar #10461147 - puffyclouds (02/26/2015) [-]
science is gay
User avatar #10461149 - murphyslawtesties (02/26/2015) [-]
You're uncle that fondled you is gay
User avatar #10461150 - puffyclouds (02/26/2015) [-]
yes
User avatar #10461152 - murphyslawtesties (02/26/2015) [-]
how was it
#10461136 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 02/26/2015 on Autism Board 0
User avatar #10461143 - puffyclouds (02/26/2015) [-]
it's something gay
User avatar #10461145 - murphyslawtesties (02/26/2015) [-]
Do it for science
User avatar #10461147 - puffyclouds (02/26/2015) [-]
science is gay
User avatar #10461149 - murphyslawtesties (02/26/2015) [-]
You're uncle that fondled you is gay
User avatar #10461150 - puffyclouds (02/26/2015) [-]
yes
User avatar #10461152 - murphyslawtesties (02/26/2015) [-]
how was it
#10461130 - Oh, turn your bitch game off and do it  [+] (8 new replies) 02/26/2015 on Autism Board 0
User avatar #10461133 - puffyclouds (02/26/2015) [-]
human porn is disgusting
#10461136 - murphyslawtesties (02/26/2015) [-]
User avatar #10461143 - puffyclouds (02/26/2015) [-]
it's something gay
User avatar #10461145 - murphyslawtesties (02/26/2015) [-]
Do it for science
User avatar #10461147 - puffyclouds (02/26/2015) [-]
science is gay
User avatar #10461149 - murphyslawtesties (02/26/2015) [-]
You're uncle that fondled you is gay
User avatar #10461150 - puffyclouds (02/26/2015) [-]
yes
User avatar #10461152 - murphyslawtesties (02/26/2015) [-]
how was it
#175960 - Picture 02/26/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#10461126 - Exactly  [+] (10 new replies) 02/26/2015 on Autism Board 0
User avatar #10461128 - puffyclouds (02/26/2015) [-]
ew
User avatar #10461130 - murphyslawtesties (02/26/2015) [-]
Oh, turn your bitch game off and do it
User avatar #10461133 - puffyclouds (02/26/2015) [-]
human porn is disgusting
#10461136 - murphyslawtesties (02/26/2015) [-]
User avatar #10461143 - puffyclouds (02/26/2015) [-]
it's something gay
User avatar #10461145 - murphyslawtesties (02/26/2015) [-]
Do it for science
User avatar #10461147 - puffyclouds (02/26/2015) [-]
science is gay
User avatar #10461149 - murphyslawtesties (02/26/2015) [-]
You're uncle that fondled you is gay
User avatar #10461150 - puffyclouds (02/26/2015) [-]
yes
User avatar #10461152 - murphyslawtesties (02/26/2015) [-]
how was it
#10461120 - Not if you do it for science  [+] (12 new replies) 02/26/2015 on Autism Board 0
User avatar #10461125 - puffyclouds (02/26/2015) [-]
but they're human
User avatar #10461126 - murphyslawtesties (02/26/2015) [-]
Exactly
User avatar #10461128 - puffyclouds (02/26/2015) [-]
ew
User avatar #10461130 - murphyslawtesties (02/26/2015) [-]
Oh, turn your bitch game off and do it
User avatar #10461133 - puffyclouds (02/26/2015) [-]
human porn is disgusting
#10461136 - murphyslawtesties (02/26/2015) [-]
User avatar #10461143 - puffyclouds (02/26/2015) [-]
it's something gay
User avatar #10461145 - murphyslawtesties (02/26/2015) [-]
Do it for science
User avatar #10461147 - puffyclouds (02/26/2015) [-]
science is gay
User avatar #10461149 - murphyslawtesties (02/26/2015) [-]
You're uncle that fondled you is gay
User avatar #10461150 - puffyclouds (02/26/2015) [-]
yes
User avatar #10461152 - murphyslawtesties (02/26/2015) [-]
how was it
#10461115 - No, live a little and masturbate to regular human gay porn  [+] (14 new replies) 02/26/2015 on Autism Board 0
User avatar #10461117 - puffyclouds (02/26/2015) [-]
ew no, that's gay
User avatar #10461120 - murphyslawtesties (02/26/2015) [-]
Not if you do it for science
User avatar #10461125 - puffyclouds (02/26/2015) [-]
but they're human
User avatar #10461126 - murphyslawtesties (02/26/2015) [-]
Exactly
User avatar #10461128 - puffyclouds (02/26/2015) [-]
ew
User avatar #10461130 - murphyslawtesties (02/26/2015) [-]
Oh, turn your bitch game off and do it
User avatar #10461133 - puffyclouds (02/26/2015) [-]
human porn is disgusting
#10461136 - murphyslawtesties (02/26/2015) [-]
User avatar #10461143 - puffyclouds (02/26/2015) [-]
it's something gay
User avatar #10461145 - murphyslawtesties (02/26/2015) [-]
Do it for science
User avatar #10461147 - puffyclouds (02/26/2015) [-]
science is gay
User avatar #10461149 - murphyslawtesties (02/26/2015) [-]
You're uncle that fondled you is gay
User avatar #10461150 - puffyclouds (02/26/2015) [-]
yes
User avatar #10461152 - murphyslawtesties (02/26/2015) [-]
how was it
#175958 - >bombed a chemistry test How do you **** …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/26/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#175959 - thisismyhandle (02/26/2015) [-]
#175960 - murphyslawtesties (02/26/2015) [-]

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User avatar #14 - admin (01/02/2015) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by murphyslawtesties
User avatar #16 - helpmeplz (02/08/2015) [-]
when you're autistic but everyone says you're retarded :(
User avatar #13 - profesoreoak (12/05/2014) [-]
2000 post over 1 year nice crys in the corner with his 2400 posts of a span of 3-4 years
#12 - jaygarxp (12/04/2014) [-]
Nice 2000 posts extravaganza!
User avatar #9 to #8 - murphyslawtesties (09/10/2014) [-]
Some random ************ who left friend requests to everyone one that post

Hue
#4 - konradkurze (07/19/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 4**
will murphy die alone
User avatar #5 to #4 - murphyslawtesties (07/19/2014) [-]
Oh well **** you too then
#6 to #5 - konradkurze (07/19/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled image**
this is where murphy will die
User avatar #3 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #1 - tranquilizer (01/14/2014) [-]
Good luck on your funnyjunk career
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