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murphyslawtesties

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 26
Facebook Profile: Don't have one, to many people i don't know
Youtube Channel: metalgearrexlover
Steam Profile: PissmΩnFTW™[LeWaffle]»ÐV«A
Consoles Owned: Sold that shit
Video Games Played: Command & Conquer games, Mercenaries 2, Star Trek Online, Warthunder, Jagged Alliance games, Fallout new vegas and other shit
X-box Gamertag: lol, i'm not a peasant
PSN: wat ?
Interests: Need-to-know basis
Date Signed Up:1/02/2014
Last Login:5/27/2015
Location:Lithuania
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#281
Comment Ranking:#2427
Highest Content Rank:#44
Highest Comment Rank:#203
Content Thumbs: 60447 total,  64713 ,  4266
Comment Thumbs: 9112 total,  9961 ,  849
Content Level Progress: 54.4% (544/1000)
Level 244 Content: Doinitrite → Level 245 Content: Doinitrite
Comment Level Progress: 38% (38/100)
Level 264 Comments: Pure Win → Level 265 Comments: Pure Win
Subscribers:1
Content Views:2591570
Times Content Favorited:4907 times
Total Comments Made:3114
FJ Points:50985
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My life is none of your concern

latest user's comments

#1 - Summoning Lucifer ain't gonna dude you much good 15 hours ago on FJ voiceovers +1
#3 - stfu faggot, who gave you right to express opinions ? 15 hours ago on jesus fuck calm down 0
#10676371 - Then introduce some quality taste in your miserable existence,… 21 hours ago on Autism Board +1
#1 - Unexpected huh ? 21 hours ago on ISIS is getting out of hand +2
#10676351 - Helpful post of porn websites …  [+] (3 new replies) 21 hours ago on Autism Board +1
User avatar #10676370 - puffyclouds (21 hours ago) [-]
i already have this, i don't need any more

www.funnyjunk.com/nsfw_brony/
#10676371 - murphyslawtesties (21 hours ago) [-]
Then introduce some quality taste in your miserable existence, you cock juggling thunder cunt
User avatar #10676362 - stilljustamewfag (21 hours ago) [-]
inb4 50 favs
#1 - Disregard the content 05/25/2015 on He forgot his grip +1
#83 - you didn't buy broken steel ? 05/25/2015 on A title 0
#190 - With my Mana focused, I summon the spectral ghost of Rashad th…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/25/2015 on FJ Roll-Playing: A Call to... 0
User avatar #197 - tyrson (05/25/2015) [-]
Seeing my previous attack working well, I decide to repeat the process. "And ANOTHER! And ANOTHER!" Arrow after magically imbued arrow flies from my bow, aimed at the attacking trees. **tyrson used "*roll 1, 115-235*"**
**tyrson rolls 184** Hopefully the dragon and the bright yellow reaper can keep the enemies distracted.
User avatar #201 - kytonlord (05/25/2015) [-]
Tyrson's arrow takes down another treant, leaving only two. They seem more distracted by the illusory dragon than by the yellow-clad grim reaper (treants being colorblind, you know) and are wasting what little movement they possess swiping and swinging at the dragon. Finally, the binding invocation wears off, and the trees are fully formidable again.
AmusableBman 3 HP 3 MP
Tyrson 3 HP 2 MP
Murphyslawtesties 5 HP 4 MP
4 trees defeated, 2 wounded.

User avatar #202 - AmusableBman (05/25/2015) [-]
No binding invocation, you say? Well, this must be rectified at once! Epic Bond!
User avatar #205 - kytonlord (05/25/2015) [-]
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The trees have resisted your magic long enough that they are only mildly impeded by the second casting. You concentrate the magic on one of them, binding it firmly, while the other is unaffected.
The one that escaped unscathed attacks the dragon illusion, dispelling it.
AmusableBman 3 HP 2 MP
4 trees defeated, 1 paralyzed and wounded, 1 wounded
User avatar #211 - AmusableBman (05/26/2015) [-]
Fair enough, that'd get spammy
User avatar #218 - tyrson (05/26/2015) [-]
I shrug and nock another arrow. "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." I raise the bow and pull the fletching against my cheek, focusing mana as I take aim. **tyrson used "*roll 1, 115-235*"**
**tyrson rolls 220**

(almost out of MP. Can I use special attack if I only have 1?)
#222 - kytonlord Comment deleted by murphyslawtesties
#189 - **murphyslawtesties used "*roll picture*"** **murphyslawtes…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/25/2015 on FJ Roll-Playing: A Call to... 0
User avatar #190 - murphyslawtesties (05/25/2015) [-]
With my Mana focused, I summon the spectral ghost of Rashad the dragon.
User avatar #197 - tyrson (05/25/2015) [-]
Seeing my previous attack working well, I decide to repeat the process. "And ANOTHER! And ANOTHER!" Arrow after magically imbued arrow flies from my bow, aimed at the attacking trees. **tyrson used "*roll 1, 115-235*"**
**tyrson rolls 184** Hopefully the dragon and the bright yellow reaper can keep the enemies distracted.
User avatar #201 - kytonlord (05/25/2015) [-]
Tyrson's arrow takes down another treant, leaving only two. They seem more distracted by the illusory dragon than by the yellow-clad grim reaper (treants being colorblind, you know) and are wasting what little movement they possess swiping and swinging at the dragon. Finally, the binding invocation wears off, and the trees are fully formidable again.
AmusableBman 3 HP 3 MP
Tyrson 3 HP 2 MP
Murphyslawtesties 5 HP 4 MP
4 trees defeated, 2 wounded.

User avatar #202 - AmusableBman (05/25/2015) [-]
No binding invocation, you say? Well, this must be rectified at once! Epic Bond!
User avatar #205 - kytonlord (05/25/2015) [-]
-.-
The trees have resisted your magic long enough that they are only mildly impeded by the second casting. You concentrate the magic on one of them, binding it firmly, while the other is unaffected.
The one that escaped unscathed attacks the dragon illusion, dispelling it.
AmusableBman 3 HP 2 MP
4 trees defeated, 1 paralyzed and wounded, 1 wounded
User avatar #211 - AmusableBman (05/26/2015) [-]
Fair enough, that'd get spammy
User avatar #218 - tyrson (05/26/2015) [-]
I shrug and nock another arrow. "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." I raise the bow and pull the fletching against my cheek, focusing mana as I take aim. **tyrson used "*roll 1, 115-235*"**
**tyrson rolls 220**

(almost out of MP. Can I use special attack if I only have 1?)
#222 - kytonlord Comment deleted by murphyslawtesties
#10672062 - Picture 05/24/2015 on Autism Board +1

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User avatar #20 - davidavidsan (04/11/2015) [-]
Friend me on my main

>> funnyjunk.com/user/davidavidson
User avatar #21 to #20 - murphyslawtesties (04/11/2015) [-]
For some reason I cant send a friend request
User avatar #22 to #21 - davidavidsan (04/11/2015) [-]
bc i'm on ban

I'll add u when I get unbanned tomorrow
User avatar #17 - seniorawesomesauce ONLINE (04/11/2015) [-]
Shut up
User avatar #16 - helpmeplz (02/08/2015) [-]
when you're autistic but everyone says you're retarded :(
User avatar #13 - profesoreoak ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
2000 post over 1 year nice crys in the corner with his 2400 posts of a span of 3-4 years
#12 - jaygarxp (12/04/2014) [-]
Nice 2000 posts extravaganza!
User avatar #9 to #8 - murphyslawtesties (09/10/2014) [-]
Some random ************ who left friend requests to everyone one that post

Hue
#4 - konradkurze (07/19/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 4**
will murphy die alone
User avatar #5 to #4 - murphyslawtesties (07/19/2014) [-]
Oh well **** you too then
#6 to #5 - konradkurze (07/19/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled image**
this is where murphy will die
User avatar #3 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #1 - tranquilizer (01/14/2014) [-]
Good luck on your funnyjunk career
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