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murphyslawtesties

Last status update:
I wonder if there ever be a time when people hear my name and go: "Ah Murphy, now that was a good shitposter"comment
Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 26
Facebook Profile: Don't have one, to many people i don't know
Youtube Channel: metalgearrexlover
Steam Profile: PissmΩnFTW™[LeWaffle]»ÐV«A
Consoles Owned: Sold that shit
Video Games Played: Command & Conquer games, Mercenaries 2, Star Trek Online, Warthunder, Jagged Alliance games, Fallout new vegas and other shit
X-box Gamertag: lol, i'm not a peasant
PSN: wat ?
Interests: Need-to-know basis
Date Signed Up:1/02/2014
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:Lithuania
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#1412
Comment Ranking:#593
Highest Content Rank:#37
Highest Comment Rank:#203
Content Thumbs: 107271 total,  114222 ,  6951
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Content Level Progress: 52.2% (522/1000)
Level 280 Content: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 281 Content: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
Comment Level Progress: 54% (54/100)
Level 309 Comments: Lord Of Laughs → Level 310 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:17
Content Views:4799035
Times Content Favorited:8444 times
Total Comments Made:8126
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My life is none of your concern

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latest user's comments

#11205420 - oh who the **** knows mexicans are irrelavent  [+] (1 new reply) 55 minutes ago on Happy little board 0
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#11205426 - knjklj (55 minutes ago) [-]
MUHXICUNTS?! IS SPANISH.
rhcp cabron
#11205413 - Oye!  [+] (3 new replies) 56 minutes ago on Happy little board 0
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#11205416 - knjklj (56 minutes ago) [-]
Or is it cavron?
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#11205420 - murphyslawtesties (55 minutes ago) [-]
oh who the fuck knows

mexicans are irrelavent
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#11205426 - knjklj (55 minutes ago) [-]
MUHXICUNTS?! IS SPANISH.
rhcp cabron
#11205407 - ******* liar you were watering your plants by … 58 minutes ago on Happy little board 0
#11205401 - thats a gentle way of understating it 1 hour ago on Happy little board 0
#11205390 - I prefer vagina, but thats just my opinion  [+] (2 new replies) 1 hour ago on Happy little board 0
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#11205392 - joshlol (1 hour ago) [-]
are you some sort of pervert or something?
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#11205401 - murphyslawtesties (1 hour ago) [-]
thats a gentle way of understating it
#11205388 - sitting here and masturbatin to Toriel + Playing NFS Carbon  [+] (5 new replies) 1 hour ago on Happy little board 0
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#11205411 - knjklj (56 minutes ago) [-]
Cabron!
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#11205413 - murphyslawtesties (56 minutes ago) [-]
Oye!
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#11205416 - knjklj (56 minutes ago) [-]
Or is it cavron?
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#11205420 - murphyslawtesties (55 minutes ago) [-]
oh who the fuck knows

mexicans are irrelavent
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#11205426 - knjklj (55 minutes ago) [-]
MUHXICUNTS?! IS SPANISH.
rhcp cabron
#11205380 - **murphyslawtesties rolled user evilicious ** whe…  [+] (2 new replies) 1 hour ago on Happy little board +1
#11205406 - evilicious (59 minutes ago) [-]
Sleeping.
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#11205407 - murphyslawtesties (58 minutes ago) [-]
fucking liar

you were watering your plants by masturbation
#1164 - how bout some Lithuanian humor ? The Queen of En… 4 hours ago on evilanakie's profile 0
#11204985 - The Queen of England summons a Lithuanian, an Englishman and A…  [+] (1 new reply) 4 hours ago on Happy little board +2
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#11204987 - notfapping (4 hours ago) [-]
haha
#11204979 - something like that 4 hours ago on Happy little board 0

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#45 - murphyslawtesties (08/07/2015) [-]
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Welcome to my profile, where the Baltic magic happens   
   
Safe return and proper grammar not guaranteed
Welcome to my profile, where the Baltic magic happens

Safe return and proper grammar not guaranteed
User avatar #37 - admin (08/07/2015) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by murphyslawtesties
congrats on your top spot
#72 - evilicious ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-]
Hey, cutie.
#71 - reaverkun (12/20/2015) [-]
Greetings from Reaver-kun
User avatar #69 - theoneweirdguy (11/28/2015) [-]
Aay, I keep seeing you in places. So I stopped in to say hi.
User avatar #70 to #69 - murphyslawtesties (11/28/2015) [-]
hi to you too, random stranger
#50 - murrlogic (08/12/2015) [-]
Morning.
#52 to #51 - murrlogic (08/12/2015) [-]
I'm bored

Good Morning.
User avatar #53 to #52 - murphyslawtesties (08/12/2015) [-]
Ah, I see

May I recommend an LP ?
#54 to #53 - murrlogic (08/12/2015) [-]
Why do I get the feeling your favorite LP'ers and my favorite LP'ers are two different people?
User avatar #56 to #55 - murrlogic (08/12/2015) [-]
>A person whose niche is Resident Evil LP's

Fine

I'll do you one better www.youtube.com/user/TheNiskelLP/playlists
User avatar #57 to #56 - murphyslawtesties (08/12/2015) [-]
>implying TheDarkId only does Resident evil

you didnt even click the link
User avatar #58 to #57 - murrlogic (08/12/2015) [-]
They were the first noticeable option within eyesight.

The name of the game is you give me a lets player to watch and I give you one.
User avatar #59 to #58 - murphyslawtesties (08/12/2015) [-]
I'll give you 2

TheDarkId and Vash12349
User avatar #60 to #59 - murrlogic (08/12/2015) [-]
In which case I owe you one more www.youtube.com/user/PhantomSavage
User avatar #48 - Sewallman (08/11/2015) [-]


No more?
User avatar #49 to #48 - murphyslawtesties (08/11/2015) [-]
I have serious problems with lazyness.

I almost got sent to a psychologist by parents.

No, really.
#46 - StinkyCheese ONLINE (08/07/2015) [-]
JESUS ******* CHRIST
#47 to #46 - murphyslawtesties (08/07/2015) [-]
oh god, i went a bit overboard
#43 - cutegif (08/07/2015) [-]
It's time to stop
User avatar #44 to #43 - murphyslawtesties (08/07/2015) [-]
I can't

Send help
User avatar #34 - Sewallman (08/06/2015) [-]
I decided to let you go about your posting spree.. Otherwise, you'd get drowned out.

When I post, I add something about once every twenty seconds... But yeah, when you post your fill, let me know so I can start.
User avatar #38 to #34 - admin (08/07/2015) [-]
i might limit posts to a 10 second interval but like 10 per hour max,

so you gotta wait an hour after you post 10 times

User avatar #40 to #38 - Sewallman (08/07/2015) [-]
But admin!

make it 20 an hour. I'd be cool with that.
User avatar #41 to #40 - Sewallman (08/07/2015) [-]
If it's 20 an hour, it just makes it so I look at the content before I post it.

Btw, I'll be #1 soon enough, then you'll have to love me D:<
User avatar #35 to #34 - murphyslawtesties (08/06/2015) [-]
yeah i'm going finish around 4 o'clock GMT+2. So you can start now if you want
User avatar #39 to #35 - admin (08/07/2015) [-]
i might limit posts to a 10 second interval but like 10 per hour max,

so you gotta wait an hour after you post 10 times
User avatar #36 to #35 - Sewallman (08/06/2015) [-]
Eh, my wife doesn't work today I just found out, so I don't have to stay awake. It's 5:45am here.

If she has to work, I have to wake her up and watch the kids.. So I'm able to sleep if I want to. So I'll post when I wake up. Carry on, guy. Thanks for uploading content.
User avatar #28 - ariscorp (07/05/2015) [-]
who r u
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