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#58 - I always make sure it's not a skill, because I can get a gaura… 11/13/2014 on Morrownd 0
#7 - Sautee that **** in garlic oil and a bit of black… 11/13/2014 on Bitches b lik +5
#45 - One word: Alchemy Do not make it a main skill, but as…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/13/2014 on Morrownd +4
User avatar #53 - silverzepher (11/13/2014) [-]
i always make it a main skill, i steal the original set from the alchemist in balmora(the one who owns the store) because they are all in one box, you run outside, drop everything, then run out of town(you will most likely have a death warrant after stealing that much) find a guard not trying to kill you and serve your time in prison(i'm lv 1 when i do this so no huge stat loss) then you go back to balmora, and use a similar trick on the mage's guild to get potions of restore fatigue, then spend my time leveling it to 100, and then spend my time to get a potion of restore health&fatigue, and some restore magika potions, i went into a crypt that i could reset every time i went out the 1 door it had(dremora lords, and other things that could kill my weak character in 2 hits) drank a potion and just started punching(was going with a hth, with heavy armor, because i could) and just laughed as my skills kept dinging
User avatar #58 - murphypop (11/13/2014) [-]
I always make sure it's not a skill, because I can get a gauranteed +5 intelligence per level without leveling each time I make potions.
#15 - 8 hours, and no one noticed. Thank you hellomynameisbill and M… 11/13/2014 on wait for it +1
#5 - Why? Just 'cause. 11/12/2014 on Just Cause 3 0
#2 - The feels. This cane either belonged to an old person or a cri…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/12/2014 on wait for it +40
#14 - Mystt (11/13/2014) [-]
missed their train lost their cane
missed their train lost their cane
missed their train lost their cane
missed their train lost their cane
User avatar #12 - hellomynameisbill (11/13/2014) [-]
the rhyme made me laugh and forget about the tragedy that transpired.
User avatar #15 - murphypop (11/13/2014) [-]
8 hours, and no one noticed. Thank you hellomynameisbill and Mystt. You the real MVPs.
#10 - bunkerman (11/13/2014) [-]
Shit, I dunno know why but this really hit me. Some poor old guy at the train station just plain shit outta luck. The feels, man.
User avatar #7 - oharo (11/13/2014) [-]
Or it's a pun about a runaway cane.
User avatar #4 - fluttergrey (11/13/2014) [-]
Ohhhhh. I thought someone put a cane in the door like that so it goes passed the yellow line at the next stop causing it to plow through people waiting to board and scoring the guy a wombo combo.
#4 - I didn't know they were still making Skyrim Mods.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/12/2014 on Dragons +196
#6 - yowutis (11/13/2014) [-]
The thought of wiping with the greasy side of the pizza throws me off.
User avatar #29 - hopporto (11/13/2014) [-]
why does he put on the mega milk shirt, and morph titties after its taken off?
#5 - Womens Study Major (11/13/2014) [-]
OMG that would be sick, why isn't there a princess to save in a castle? they have dragons!
#11 - Never did I expect to see the day where I would side with McDo… 11/12/2014 on Bringing back and old favorite +48
#2 - "Pleasure was of mine, comrade." 11/12/2014 on euphoric 0
#38 - Click on "Lola Bunny's Look" I fo… 11/11/2014 on Handy websites 0
#4 - Yo dawg, that's whiggity wack.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/10/2014 on Murica +30
#9 - okamiterasu (11/10/2014) [-]
#39 - baronvonhuckle (11/10/2014) [-]
Worlds greatest publicity stunt.
User avatar #5 - mkchillin (11/10/2014) [-]
That motherfucker pissed off all the parties then supported the South in their struggle against the very nation he presided over
#53 - "the rape beasts are trying to trick them" 11/09/2014 on The FJ2 Secret is out +3
#78 - That makes two Benedict Cumberbatch related nicknames.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2014 on 7 type of Pokemon player,... +1
#80 - starlordoriginal (11/07/2014) [-]
Mission was a success. It's time for me to leave.
#8 - And TJ Miller is in both 11/06/2014 on How to train your Baymax +1
#48 - Definitely a Namer: - Charizard - Augumon - …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/06/2014 on 7 type of Pokemon player,... 0
#65 - starlordoriginal (11/06/2014) [-]
#78 - murphypop (11/07/2014) [-]
That makes two Benedict Cumberbatch related nicknames.
#80 - starlordoriginal (11/07/2014) [-]
Mission was a success. It's time for me to leave.
#203 - I agree, but I need the hope that Colbert didn't have a hand i… 11/04/2014 on HA! Better have a Burn Heal! 0
#201 - That interview was heavily edited. There has been a reddit pos…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/04/2014 on HA! Better have a Burn Heal! +2
#202 - Womens Study Major (11/04/2014) [-]
One measly picture does not equal evidence of an edited interview. Show me the full unedited footage.
User avatar #203 - murphypop (11/04/2014) [-]
I agree, but I need the hope that Colbert didn't have a hand in interviewing her like a cotton-headed ninny muggins. This at least gives some doubt on his "hard stance" he took in the interview.

I also would really like to see it.
#28 - Did anyone see him on Halloweek? Steve Agee and Brian Posehn d… 11/03/2014 on Anal beads +1
#41 - reasonable doubt  [+] (25 new replies) 11/03/2014 on And this guy is fucked +2
User avatar #74 - liberalgodess (11/03/2014) [-]
When sirens go off, all lights are red.

emergency vehicles have the right of way.
#42 - xbyronx (11/03/2014) [-]
How about its from a fucking movie so it doesn't matter. Also, sirens permit officers to run red lights and it is citizen responsibility to stop where ever they are or pull to the side.
User avatar #84 - deadbyapril (11/03/2014) [-]
False, Officer has to yield no matter what.
User avatar #99 - xbyronx (11/03/2014) [-]
Not true at all, the officer only has to yield if it is not a life endangering emergency. There was no clear tell in this gif, but again, its from a fucking movie.
#43 - thedeliveryguy (11/03/2014) [-]
A cop, even with the sirens and lights, are supposed to yield before going through a red light because it is impossible to stop sometimes.
User avatar #69 - grimsho (11/03/2014) [-]
That's why the cop is going like 15 mph in the picture.
User avatar #45 - grrphc (11/03/2014) [-]
That's literally something that you made up on the spot because you think that's what "should" happen.
User avatar #85 - deadbyapril (11/03/2014) [-]
If you doubt them, check my comment I posted to the original comment that started this debate.
#51 - miwauturu (11/03/2014) [-]
Conservation Officer here, and I can assure you we are taught to ensure it's safe before going through a red light. When driving, if we believe we have to break the law on duty, it is our responsibility to ensure we do so safely.
User avatar #52 - grrphc (11/03/2014) [-]
So two "officers" on this thread saying opposing things. Wonder who is telling the truth.
#55 - willys (11/03/2014) [-]
Well miwauturu is an actual officer and is talking good sense. That byron guy below says he's in training and linked to a law that has nothing to do with going through red lights. I'll go ahead and believe miwauturu.
User avatar #56 - grrphc (11/03/2014) [-]
Fair enough, team miwauturu wins.
User avatar #64 - xbyronx (11/03/2014) [-]
It is true, I am only in law school and traffic school at the moment, I have yet to attend the police academy. I am getting a degree in criminal justice first. Miwauturu probably has more experience, as I have only been on ride alongs and done "clinical hours" for the department. But laws very country to country and state to state and often on county levels and sometimes differ by the street. So it is to hard to call.
#67 - miwauturu (11/03/2014) [-]
Canada by the way. Also fairly new to the whole thing too, not been on the job long. Even though we were taught pursuit laws, Conservation Officers have a no pursuit policy here. Best we are allowed to do is follow at speed to get the license, and add failed to stop to whatever charge they may already have.
#53 - miwauturu (11/03/2014) [-]
Probably depends on where each one comes from, different countries, different laws.
User avatar #44 - xbyronx (11/03/2014) [-]
Not where I am at source: I'm In uni, and officer trainining to become a police officer.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Move_over_law
#54 - willys (11/03/2014) [-]
You linked to a law talking about moving over on the highway for stopped emergency vehicles on the side of the road. I really hope you're very early on in your training and/or you never hold a LEO job anywhere near me.

If a cop blares through a red light at 80mph and kills someone, they don't get out of it just because their siren was on. You'd have to be stupid to think that's how it works.
#58 - xbyronx (11/03/2014) [-]
Also, as the very FIRST line would suggest "A move over law is a law which requires motorists to move over and change lanes to give safe clearance to law enforcement officers." This pertains to numerous areas, as well as excluding numerous areas. This also lists multiple laws but you say 'law' as if it is singular. I seriously hope you never teach an English class, because you are not great at it.
#60 - willys (11/03/2014) [-]
Moving over a lane has nothing to do with red lights. Stop being an idiot and an asshole.
User avatar #57 - xbyronx (11/03/2014) [-]
No, obviously not. But in certain circumstances it is allowed. As well as the law I linked has several, several attaches to other laws, and it is a global page that includes Canada and such. I was just giving an example of scenarios in which you are supposed to "move over" for law enforcement.
#59 - willys (11/03/2014) [-]
Going through a red light is allowed with the siren on. People are required to move over for stopped emergency vehicles and pull to the right and completely stop for moving emergency vehicles. We're not arguing that, bud. But a cop is required to slow down and ensure that it is safe to proceed through a red light before doing so. Otherwise, they are risking killing innocent people by potentially no fault of the innocent person. Please please please tell me you don't think that's ok for a cop to do...
#145 - willys (11/03/2014) [-]
Gotta love FJ's mob mentality.
User avatar #61 - xbyronx (11/03/2014) [-]
Okay I think you completely misunderstand my argument. I am not saying that the cop was right. never did I, I said this was a god damned seen from a movie and in certain circumstances, like with first checking, an officer can proceed through an intersection.
#62 - willys (11/03/2014) [-]
"A cop, even with the sirens and lights, are supposed to yield before going through a red light because it is impossible to stop sometimes."

This is the comment you first responded to with the wiki link saying "Not where I am".

Yield means slow down and ensure it is clear before proceeding.

So wouldn't you then agree that the first comment is actually correct and maybe you misunderstood the argument that they were making?
User avatar #63 - xbyronx (11/03/2014) [-]
No, I know what yield means, I am simply saying where I am, it is not required to stop or yield in the state of an emergency with sirens etc. on.
#39 - Akchually, I think he's good. The cop ran a red light…  [+] (34 new replies) 11/03/2014 on And this guy is fucked -17
#103 - sjurmen (11/03/2014) [-]
User avatar #82 - deadbyapril (11/03/2014) [-]
Thumbed you up because you know what you're talking about.

For everyone wondering this cop is at fault. Now I didn't see the movie but the assumption I'm making from the gif is that the cop just ran the light. The cop can not do this, no matter the situation and whether or not they had their siren going. They have to yield at a red light or stop sign.


For the doubters....

(b) The driver of an authorized emergency vehicle, when responding to an emergency call, fire alarm or in the pursuit of an actual or suspected violator of the law, may:

1.Park or stand, irrespective of the provisions of this chapter.
2.Proceed past a red or stop signal or stop sign,but only after slowing down as necessary for safe operation;
3.Exceed the maximum speed limits if life or property are not thereby endangered.
4.Disregard regulations governing direction of movement or turning in specific directions.

This is taken directly from emergency vehicle law. Now like I said haven't seen the movie yet so I could be wrong but considering it's a fucking movie, fuck laws right?
#95 - Womens Study Major (11/03/2014) [-]
That doesn't mean they have to stop, it just means that if there's a car on the green side still going, it's probably in the best interest of the cop's to slow down, and that the civilian isn't at fault if what is depicted happens.

That's the "as necessary" part of that section
User avatar #40 - miia (11/03/2014) [-]
sirens
User avatar #83 - deadbyapril (11/03/2014) [-]
Incorrect
#72 - toostonedtopost (11/03/2014) [-]
this whole "nah the sirens were going off" is bullshit.

so we can drop another a-bomb in japan as long as we yell "weee woo weee wooo" first?

fuck the police.
User avatar #81 - thepandaking (11/03/2014) [-]
"it's inconvenient for me to obey the law and have my driving route interrupted by having to stop for emergency vehicles that are responding to an emergency situation after they send warning signals through noises able to be heard from over a mile away and bright lights, therefore fuck the police."
#104 - toostonedtopost (11/03/2014) [-]
Nailed it. Thank you.
User avatar #41 - murphypop (11/03/2014) [-]
reasonable doubt
User avatar #74 - liberalgodess (11/03/2014) [-]
When sirens go off, all lights are red.

emergency vehicles have the right of way.
#42 - xbyronx (11/03/2014) [-]
How about its from a fucking movie so it doesn't matter. Also, sirens permit officers to run red lights and it is citizen responsibility to stop where ever they are or pull to the side.
User avatar #84 - deadbyapril (11/03/2014) [-]
False, Officer has to yield no matter what.
User avatar #99 - xbyronx (11/03/2014) [-]
Not true at all, the officer only has to yield if it is not a life endangering emergency. There was no clear tell in this gif, but again, its from a fucking movie.
#43 - thedeliveryguy (11/03/2014) [-]
A cop, even with the sirens and lights, are supposed to yield before going through a red light because it is impossible to stop sometimes.
User avatar #69 - grimsho (11/03/2014) [-]
That's why the cop is going like 15 mph in the picture.
User avatar #45 - grrphc (11/03/2014) [-]
That's literally something that you made up on the spot because you think that's what "should" happen.
User avatar #85 - deadbyapril (11/03/2014) [-]
If you doubt them, check my comment I posted to the original comment that started this debate.
#51 - miwauturu (11/03/2014) [-]
Conservation Officer here, and I can assure you we are taught to ensure it's safe before going through a red light. When driving, if we believe we have to break the law on duty, it is our responsibility to ensure we do so safely.
User avatar #52 - grrphc (11/03/2014) [-]
So two "officers" on this thread saying opposing things. Wonder who is telling the truth.
#55 - willys (11/03/2014) [-]
Well miwauturu is an actual officer and is talking good sense. That byron guy below says he's in training and linked to a law that has nothing to do with going through red lights. I'll go ahead and believe miwauturu.
User avatar #56 - grrphc (11/03/2014) [-]
Fair enough, team miwauturu wins.
User avatar #64 - xbyronx (11/03/2014) [-]
It is true, I am only in law school and traffic school at the moment, I have yet to attend the police academy. I am getting a degree in criminal justice first. Miwauturu probably has more experience, as I have only been on ride alongs and done "clinical hours" for the department. But laws very country to country and state to state and often on county levels and sometimes differ by the street. So it is to hard to call.
#67 - miwauturu (11/03/2014) [-]
Canada by the way. Also fairly new to the whole thing too, not been on the job long. Even though we were taught pursuit laws, Conservation Officers have a no pursuit policy here. Best we are allowed to do is follow at speed to get the license, and add failed to stop to whatever charge they may already have.
#53 - miwauturu (11/03/2014) [-]
Probably depends on where each one comes from, different countries, different laws.
User avatar #44 - xbyronx (11/03/2014) [-]
Not where I am at source: I'm In uni, and officer trainining to become a police officer.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Move_over_law
#54 - willys (11/03/2014) [-]
You linked to a law talking about moving over on the highway for stopped emergency vehicles on the side of the road. I really hope you're very early on in your training and/or you never hold a LEO job anywhere near me.

If a cop blares through a red light at 80mph and kills someone, they don't get out of it just because their siren was on. You'd have to be stupid to think that's how it works.
#58 - xbyronx (11/03/2014) [-]
Also, as the very FIRST line would suggest "A move over law is a law which requires motorists to move over and change lanes to give safe clearance to law enforcement officers." This pertains to numerous areas, as well as excluding numerous areas. This also lists multiple laws but you say 'law' as if it is singular. I seriously hope you never teach an English class, because you are not great at it.
#60 - willys (11/03/2014) [-]
Moving over a lane has nothing to do with red lights. Stop being an idiot and an asshole.
User avatar #57 - xbyronx (11/03/2014) [-]
No, obviously not. But in certain circumstances it is allowed. As well as the law I linked has several, several attaches to other laws, and it is a global page that includes Canada and such. I was just giving an example of scenarios in which you are supposed to "move over" for law enforcement.
#59 - willys (11/03/2014) [-]
Going through a red light is allowed with the siren on. People are required to move over for stopped emergency vehicles and pull to the right and completely stop for moving emergency vehicles. We're not arguing that, bud. But a cop is required to slow down and ensure that it is safe to proceed through a red light before doing so. Otherwise, they are risking killing innocent people by potentially no fault of the innocent person. Please please please tell me you don't think that's ok for a cop to do...
#145 - willys (11/03/2014) [-]
Gotta love FJ's mob mentality.
User avatar #61 - xbyronx (11/03/2014) [-]
Okay I think you completely misunderstand my argument. I am not saying that the cop was right. never did I, I said this was a god damned seen from a movie and in certain circumstances, like with first checking, an officer can proceed through an intersection.
#62 - willys (11/03/2014) [-]
"A cop, even with the sirens and lights, are supposed to yield before going through a red light because it is impossible to stop sometimes."

This is the comment you first responded to with the wiki link saying "Not where I am".

Yield means slow down and ensure it is clear before proceeding.

So wouldn't you then agree that the first comment is actually correct and maybe you misunderstood the argument that they were making?
User avatar #63 - xbyronx (11/03/2014) [-]
No, I know what yield means, I am simply saying where I am, it is not required to stop or yield in the state of an emergency with sirens etc. on.
#31 - For those of you who don't get the joke, and are too afraid to ask.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/01/2014 on Brilliant, subtle comedy +56
#61 - Womens Study Major (11/01/2014) [-]
You guys really are polishing the image of Gamergate, more and more people will understand, that you are the real victims here.
#40 - jedimage (11/01/2014) [-]
Real life version
#30 - This is what I was wearing when I was kidnapped. Tell…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/01/2014 on Brilliant, subtle comedy +19
#64 - captainpervybeard (11/01/2014) [-]
You were asking for it.
#4 - I'm not that comic-smart, so someone please tell me is Dr Stra…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/01/2014 on I heard you guys like funny... -2
#6 - aejann (11/01/2014) [-]
This is "Injustice", Year Three, Chapter 5.
#30 - When you read your bib and you can't remember how. 11/01/2014 on see desc 0
#148 - I like you too 10/31/2014 on Well what do you know +3

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User avatar #8 - instalation ONLINE (05/10/2014) [-]
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Can i steal this and give you credit.
User avatar #9 to #8 - murphypop (05/10/2014) [-]
Sure.
User avatar #2 - iamtheblackgoat (07/26/2013) [-]
Holy
User avatar #4 to #3 - iamtheblackgoat (07/26/2013) [-]
I know who you are
User avatar #5 to #4 - bobkiller (07/27/2013) [-]
Same
User avatar #6 to #5 - murphypop (07/27/2013) [-]
hmmm...black goat i know, but i haven't figured out who you are...
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