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#5 - What's the deeeeeeeaaaaaalllllll... with jelly beans? They're… 11/26/2014 on Jelly Breans 0
#1 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2014 on Someone pregnant of include +28
#4 - nintendolover (11/26/2014) [-]
That was clever.
#5 - THAT'S ME!!! 11/26/2014 on Literally two types of people +19
#381 - If you've never seen or heard a game played, I suggest checkin… 11/25/2014 on gimme your best roll idea 0
#67 - I'll post my comment that I just left on your newer thread, bu… 11/25/2014 on d&d question +4
#115 - I have a suggestion for the formatting. How about the command …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/25/2014 on gimme your best roll idea +3
#181 - scandalouszander (11/25/2014) [-]
with that roll system, and maybe a more fleshed out im system (current one kinda sucks) it might be possible to run small dnd games on funnyjunk, which would be great for the dungeon and drags channel because its always filled with ppl who want to learn but they see what looks like so much work and get scared, cuz to start you really just need to decide what you want to play then only learn that, so don't worry how wizards work you're a fighter, and don't worry bout elves and dwarves, you only need to know Halfling traits and the soilder background etc etc
but idk im pretty new to dnd myself, Dndexplain people always seem to hit you up bout this also thank you for telling me about roll20.net great site your thoughts?
User avatar #381 - murphypop (11/25/2014) [-]
If you've never seen or heard a game played, I suggest checking out my picture. It's a DnD podcast from comedian Brian Posehn with his old DnD group. Just start at the beginning, and you'll see how a great session can go.


I think there are three or four things that we'd need from Funnyjunk to run a game.
1. The roll system
2. "Update-able" and easy to access character sheets that are somehow linked to profiles.
3. A messenger system with a separate display for game actions from conversation, or else the games will get pretty dull. Ideally, we could have an audio chat room with a text chat going for the commands.
4. (Depending on version) Maps. For simplicity, the DM could just keep a copy of the map and tell the players, but it would be useful to be able to upload images to give the players basic info like notes from NPC's or maps they found in the dungeon.
#17 - Mechanics of Solids lab? 11/25/2014 on Post test - please ignore 0
#8 - This is one of the most beautiful things I have ever seen in m… 11/25/2014 on can someone loop this? +21
#6 - I really could have gone on living my life without that gif ha…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/25/2014 on absolutely disgusting +85
#24 - adplum (11/25/2014) [-]
cri some moar
#8 - anonymous (11/25/2014) [-]
"cameos in my nightmares" made me chuckle.
#7 - wut 11/25/2014 on Foxy Gives Mike the Knot- +1
#17 - That backing track is REALLY ******* good. Anybod…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/25/2014 on How to ruin a franchise 0
#19 - thumpingbear (11/25/2014) [-]
It's from the movie "Peewee's Big Adventure", the part where Peewee has a huge Rube Goldberg machine make his breakfast. Think it's a Danny Elfman score.
#4 - dankey kang 11/22/2014 on nailed it +18
#31 - fixed 11/22/2014 on FURRIES! +3
#5 - His insides became his outsides. 11/21/2014 on Description 0
#50 - Mmmmm mm!  [+] (2 new replies) 11/19/2014 on Kim Kardashian is a... +3
User avatar #74 - alcoholicsemen (11/19/2014) [-]
her in archer vice though
and other seasons
#68 - alexandervascus (11/19/2014) [-]
I literally just used this .gif a few minutes ago, but it's relevant so here we go again.
#12 - That has to be the weirdest looking face I've ever seen. I wou…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2014 on Arnold posted this recently... +15
User avatar #16 - demandsgayversion (11/18/2014) [-]
It's because his hair is about 30 years younger than him. Imagine that face with grey hair, and it'd look normal.
#53 - Going along with the whole world domination storyline, Toph's … 11/18/2014 on Legend of Toph +1
#12 - Goddamn that CGI is impressive.  [+] (6 new replies) 11/17/2014 on MFW people call me out +85
#38 - OldSnake (11/18/2014) [-]
I know; they made Bautista look amazing, right?

In all seriousness, the effects on Rocket Raccoon do look incredible.
User avatar #14 - Kairyuka (11/17/2014) [-]
No but didn't you hear, all CGI is shit all the time no exceptions. We need to go back to handpuppets and stop motion to satisfy nostalgiafags
#72 - anonymous (11/18/2014) [-]
Naw but it'd be nice to see traditional means used more often in horror movies.
User avatar #78 - Kairyuka (11/18/2014) [-]
If they do it better than CGI could, I agree. But good CGI CAN replace practical effects, there just isn't much good CGI on the market right now
#74 - anonymous (11/18/2014) [-]
#30 - themagicwizard (11/17/2014) [-]
I will never be satisfied
#17 - You guys have them too? Dickery has no national borders.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/17/2014 on jesus is the answer +52
User avatar #40 - vanillasmoke (11/17/2014) [-]
I got one of these on halloween as a kid, my mom laughs at me about it to this day.
#37 - BloodyTurds (11/17/2014) [-]
Im fairly certain that is enough of the bill to be considered counterfeiting in the united states, because it is enough of a real bill to turn into a bank as 'torn' and receive a replacement.. unless the other side makes it obviously fake
User avatar #18 - ajperry (11/17/2014) [-]
Yeah its annoying as fuck.
#52 - Picture 11/17/2014 on Drawstrings +9
#14 - Kumail Nanjiani be like 11/17/2014 on I don't even... +4
#367 - I know. I'm still playing it. Here's my build: Race: … 11/17/2014 on admin streams? 0
#248 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 11/16/2014 on admin streams? +28
#361 - anonymous (11/17/2014) [-]
That is not a horrible single player game! This game was sweet and ahead of its time!
User avatar #367 - murphypop (11/17/2014) [-]
I know. I'm still playing it. Here's my build:

Race: Argonian
Class: Mystic (custom)
Major Skills: Alteration, Destruction, Illusion, Mysticism, Restoration
Minor Skills: Acrobatics, Athletics, Light Armor regret not putting short blade , Unarmored, Hand to Hand
Sign: Apprentice

Always level up Alchemy, then take on the Temple Quests with a Demon Tanto in Hand, armed with 50 Restore Health potions with 0.1 weight. YOU ARE INVINCIBLE.
#74 - How does this fit in with the rest of these freaks? This is on…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/15/2014 on People of Walmart Comp. 1 +65
#98 - leojxxitenah (11/15/2014) [-]
Indeed. Very cute old couple. Also, this shopping cart appears to be from Costco. Costco = Master Race [spoiler] or some shit like that. [/spoiler]
#84 - arolexion (11/15/2014) [-]
^This, this is really sweet... the old couple having fun like that ^___^
#17 - mfw description 11/14/2014 on Five nights at Trevor's +1

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User avatar #8 - instalation ONLINE (05/10/2014) [-]

Can i steal this and give you credit.
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User avatar #4 to #3 - iamtheblackgoat (07/26/2013) [-]
I know who you are
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User avatar #6 to #5 - murphypop (07/27/2013) [-]
hmmm...black goat i know, but i haven't figured out who you are...
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