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#16 - when your boyfriend asks to do anal on his birthday 06/15/2014 on hanging out with someone... +1
#2 - I'd love me. I'd love me so hard.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2014 on to my crush 0
#3 - anonymous (06/13/2014) [-]
Goodbye horses...
#163 - 1. Furries don't molest animals. That's beastiality people. … 05/31/2014 on still got some dangerously... 0
#1 - Picture 05/22/2014 on Damn nature you're scary. +10
#78 - Picture 05/12/2014 on dat feel when +6
#78 - Daggerfall takes place in two providences: High Rock and Hamme… 05/12/2014 on Gaming Facts Comp! 0
#3 - Why does it matter if you look before you leap if you can stil… 05/11/2014 on Accidental First World Anarchy +1
#11 - Yes. Two words: Frosted. Tips. 05/11/2014 on Could this BE any more 90s? +13
#70 - Sure. Someone else asked me, but I know I'll never end up doin… 05/10/2014 on Layers of hell 0
#51 - ***** who the **** you tryna impress… 05/10/2014 on You shall stop passing 0
#9 - Sure. 05/10/2014 on murphypop's profile 0
#3 - I have never played animal crossing but I would buy this in a … 05/10/2014 on Pokemon Crossing +3
#11 - That is some Calc 1, simple bitch. Step it up to some method o…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/10/2014 on You shall stop passing +3
#43 - rickysan (05/10/2014) [-]
Ah good al computational science... But lets step it up a noth. General relativity, just general, not special.
User avatar #51 - murphypop (05/10/2014) [-]
nigga who the fuck you tryna impress with gradients and partial differentials? This nigga tryna show off dot and cross products like he's some hot shit.
User avatar #39 - ieatbengay (05/10/2014) [-]
that really isnt difficult at all though
#20 - anonymoose (05/10/2014) [-]
This nigga stepping it up baby steps.
#14 - Ooh! Stage four could be the planet evaporates then floods the… 05/10/2014 on Layers of hell +1
#13 - I'm an engineer, not an author. Someone can steal this if they…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/10/2014 on Layers of hell +1
#17 - fantasticinfinity (05/10/2014) [-]
Mind if I give this a shot?
User avatar #70 - murphypop (05/10/2014) [-]
Sure. Someone else asked me, but I know I'll never end up doing something with it.
#12 - This would make a great short story. A young 20 somet…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/10/2014 on Layers of hell +16
User avatar #14 - murphypop (05/10/2014) [-]
Ooh! Stage four could be the planet evaporates then floods then freezes, trapping the person underwater. They need to breathe, but they can't die, so the halucinations could also come from oxygen deprivation.
User avatar #13 - murphypop (05/10/2014) [-]
I'm an engineer, not an author. Someone can steal this if they like it. I'd like a credit, but I know I have no power over that.
#17 - fantasticinfinity (05/10/2014) [-]
Mind if I give this a shot?
User avatar #70 - murphypop (05/10/2014) [-]
Sure. Someone else asked me, but I know I'll never end up doing something with it.
#153 - I am a doughy, 240 lb 6'2" white kid. I can do neither. 05/02/2014 on Would Suck If You Were Drunk 0
#10 - Pray I don't alter it any further.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2014 on I love these +48
User avatar #68 - popnotes (05/01/2014) [-]
fukken saved
#9 - I have altered the OC.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/01/2014 on I love these +117
#10 - murphypop (05/01/2014) [-]
Pray I don't alter it any further.
User avatar #68 - popnotes (05/01/2014) [-]
fukken saved
#27 - Seriously, how many people can actually do a muscle up. I'd en…  [+] (20 new replies) 05/01/2014 on Would Suck If You Were Drunk +72
User avatar #152 - pocoloco (05/02/2014) [-]
If you can do a fast pullup and dips you can do a muscle up. Muscle ups are not about strength but more about technique. Takes a few tries to learn. One your technique is perfect you´ll even be able to do about 50-70% of the amount of pullups in muscle ups. I myself can do 35 pullups and 16 muscle ups.
User avatar #153 - murphypop (05/02/2014) [-]
I am a doughy, 240 lb 6'2" white kid. I can do neither.
User avatar #139 - joeyliquid (05/01/2014) [-]
I can, but I have extremely light body. It's not muscles but it still works..
#134 - lordinglipshall (05/01/2014) [-]
thats the point you have to do it once everyday you get better at it after a while
User avatar #114 - dawdawdwa (05/01/2014) [-]
Me. I did gymnastics in high school.
#107 - angelious (05/01/2014) [-]
you pretty much get bullied where im from if you cant do it...
User avatar #94 - inametoasted (05/01/2014) [-]
Being a diver I can do this. Being with a small community when i was little i didn't know there was people who couldn't do it untill I was in high school. I was really confused when 4 guys in my class couldn't do a single one One of them is a skiier so i thought he had some arm muscles I got an A in strength in P.E.
#90 - captnnorway (05/01/2014) [-]
I could. But then I got lazy and I don't think I can anymore
#84 - firesky (05/01/2014) [-]
I could do up to 10 ones with the fingers pointing at me and 5 ones like in the picture before I left school, now I'm happy with 3 and 1
User avatar #75 - badgerbaiting (05/01/2014) [-]
I can! Thank you teenage obsession with climbing shit I shouldn't. I once climbed to the top of a chuch
#80 - soloman (05/01/2014) [-]
With your brother? Did you then follow up by climbing into your girlfriend's window and sleeping with her?
User avatar #95 - badgerbaiting (05/01/2014) [-]
Sadly no. I just wanted to see if there was anything cool up there. There wasn't.
User avatar #120 - pizzaweed (05/01/2014) [-]
Did you synchronize?
User avatar #149 - badgerbaiting (05/01/2014) [-]
I got caught as well. Apparently while the priest was giving the homily, the whole congregation saw me climbing up by one of the windows. Massive ammounts of trouble ensued.
#148 - badgerbaiting (05/01/2014) [-]
No hay bales nearby.
User avatar #73 - triplewin (05/01/2014) [-]
i bet 1 in 1000 people will be able to do a muscle up. On this website.
User avatar #86 - iassume (05/01/2014) [-]
I thought 50 % of this website is lifting?
User avatar #151 - triplewin (05/02/2014) [-]
I lift, and I reakon about 25-30% of the people lift on here, but I can't even do a muscle up but that all depends on what "lifting" you do, you might be low B/F and have high muscle % then that would be easy but like myself, i'm big and defined but not a light guy...
User avatar #61 - finalrendition (05/01/2014) [-]
I can do like one bad one
User avatar #45 - cookedspider (05/01/2014) [-]
On a bar I can.
On a wooden pallet I struggle with the one arm after the other issue since my hands aren't completely wrapped over in a secure position.

More practice makes them easier, but they're still very difficult when you've got them down.
#6 - Godamn I'm so dumb. I thought she was trying to catapult the b… 05/01/2014 on How to throw the bouquet to... +11
#8 - Also, fixed. 04/30/2014 on The same thing -1
#7 - Extremists are ***** , no matter what side they're on. 04/30/2014 on The same thing +3
#13 - Rocket power looks like they're shooting cover art for their f… 04/30/2014 on All Grown Up Comp 3 +18
#7 - Europeans coming to America.  [+] (28 new replies) 04/30/2014 on Free Salad? +71
#48 - lolollo (04/30/2014) [-]
People who try to philosophize the reason they never tip are the same as weed smokers trying to use the whole "weed totally cures cancer!" argument to justify why weed should be legal. None of it has anything to do with their actual motives, they're just selfish assholes who never want to let go of an extra dollar for good service/just want to smoke the shit in their basement without the risk of the cops taking them to jail.

If that's your real reason, fine. Own up to it and face whatever judgment people give you for it like a man.
#43 - haeckal (04/30/2014) [-]
Everything you wanted to know about tipping in America:


I highly recommend that all potential tippers read this so they know when you are expected to tip, when you don't have to, and what is considered a good tip or a bad tip for different situations.

Pro tip: because of inflation, 15% or less is considered a bad tip these days in restaurants. The average tip in a restaurant is 17-20%. Servers get paid virtually nothing in addition to tips (terribly system I know, but it's really hard to change), so that extra dollar or two is really appreciated.

#28 - serotonin (04/30/2014) [-]
Serbia. Almost never tip.
Something like this
#25 - anonymous (04/30/2014) [-]
Most Europeans tip...

Those that don't (Like the French) don't tip because waiters are paid very well.
#24 - anonymous (04/30/2014) [-]
oh please, we tip too
silly 'muricans <3
#17 - acksl (04/30/2014) [-]
Here in Germany we tip. Not as excessive as in america around 10% and just at restaurants/bars but still. My gf works in a restaurant though and she told me the swiss and the french almost never tip. I don't know about other countries.
#40 - anonymous (04/30/2014) [-]
In france people tip but they tip what they feel like so it varies.. Americans however when they come they are generous s it's cool ^^
User avatar #38 - erotictentacle (04/30/2014) [-]
I live in switzerland, i may not be a native, but i always tip shitloads and get weird looks for it.

It is indeed unusual here to tip people who serve your food, be it restaurant or delivery. Only exception i heard so far is when its a hot lass
User avatar #33 - theshadowed (04/30/2014) [-]
You do in Britain, but I never noticed anyone doing it like 10% of their bill
User avatar #34 - Kattemans (04/30/2014) [-]
I live in Scotland and we always tip 10%? I've waitressed in a few places and always received tips. Same when I lived in Holland
User avatar #37 - theshadowed (04/30/2014) [-]
Though if we paid a lot its usually more. But not 10%, we don't bother to work it out
User avatar #35 - theshadowed (04/30/2014) [-]
When I've been out in England or Wales, its usually a fiver or a tenner depending on the service. Could just be the people I go out with
User avatar #18 - boomerpyro (04/30/2014) [-]
no tipping in nord-oil-børk land
but they earn a certain amount of the restaurants income
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User avatar #21 - boomerpyro (04/30/2014) [-]
the land of not Swedish and not denmark
also known as the land of immigrants, cheese slicers and the paper clip
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User avatar #23 - boomerpyro (04/30/2014) [-]
dont mind me, Norwegian walking through
User avatar #26 - traelos (04/30/2014) [-]
How do we know you're not Finnish?
#29 - boomerpyro (04/30/2014) [-]
im not Finnish yet, you know what they say
nice guys Finnish last
#30 - traelos (04/30/2014) [-]
That was a really bad pun and it was not even vaguely relevant to the conversation.
#31 - boomerpyro (04/30/2014) [-]
another index/railgun fan...
#32 - traelos (04/30/2014) [-]
Fuck yeah my nigga.
User avatar #9 - VincentKing (04/30/2014) [-]
to be honest, if the person serving me does a good enough job, I will tip them if I visit. If they don't smile, and give a half assed job at it, then they obviously didn't earn the tip.
#11 - domefige (04/30/2014) [-]
That's how it should be, but somehow it evolved into a "you always have to tip a certain percent" kinda thing
User avatar #14 - VincentKing (04/30/2014) [-]
Screw that. They want their 'other half of their pay'? They gotta earn it. I'm not spending my hard earned cash on those slackers
#42 - anonymous (04/30/2014) [-]
yea around here tip is their bonus for good service, and the get full payment and if the employer decides to screw them on that part the union will most likely block that restaurant until it either goes bankrupt or gives in.
#15 - dafuqmang (04/30/2014) [-]
As someone who has a family member living on tip, I use a sort of easy tip decider, 5% if service is good, but the server is either not into it or not completely smiley (within reason), 10% if they try hard but fall short, 15% if I get everything snappy and the server knows their shit.
User avatar #13 - beasert (04/30/2014) [-]
Forget that. I tip what I feel like.

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User avatar #8 - instalation (05/10/2014) [-]

Can i steal this and give you credit.
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hmmm...black goat i know, but i haven't figured out who you are...
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