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Date Signed Up:2/23/2009
Last Login:9/01/2016
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Content Level Progress: 40% (4/10)
Level 78 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 79 Content: FJ Cultist
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Level 315 Comments: Wizard → Level 316 Comments: Wizard
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Content Views:28960
Times Content Favorited:86 times
Total Comments Made:1710
FJ Points:17515
Favorite Tags: mindfuck (2)

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#128 - Say giraffe. Now say the gif. The maker say "jif." …  [+] (3 replies) 03/28/2015 on gif +2
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#179 - bthefizzz (03/28/2015) [-]
Gift
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#136 - anon (03/28/2015) [-]
Of course he can call it whatever he wants, but once he said the "g" stood for graphics it is easy for people to see why they think saying it like the author wants doesn't actually make much sense.
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#138 - murphypop (03/28/2015) [-]
Nah, I see. I've just always said jif.
#37 - Try it like this: Pensive Man: "The most ter…  [+] (3 replies) 03/28/2015 on Numbah five twitter comp 0
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#38 - fuzzysixx (03/28/2015) [-]
I understood that one, but the one about the desk, no.
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#39 - murphypop (03/28/2015) [-]
Ha, I read it too fast, and had so much trouble on that formatting that I thought that's what you said.

Then try this:

"Hey Bob do you hav- whoa, what is this? Wood? A wood desk? What is this? One of them...wooden...desks It's funny cuz its dumb
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#40 - fuzzysixx (03/28/2015) [-]
At least you tried. I could see it funny with some context, like if bob had been complaining about having a metal desk previously or something like that. Maybe if Bob had been bragging about his nice new mahogany desk, etc.
#19 - 0:53  [+] (1 reply) 03/27/2015 on Vidya of the World +2
#20 - faff (03/27/2015) [-]
oh shit, you right. i was looking for it but i missed it!
#3 - I'll just pretend they're both this guy and not hamplanents an…  [+] (13 replies) 03/16/2015 on slap slap slap slap +226
#123 - anon (03/16/2015) [-]
2 gigantic gay men?
I prefer 2 straight beached whales that cant move fast instead of 2 behemoth faggots who can crush your head with their bare hands. Imagine what they could do to your asshole if they are capable of crushing heads barehandedly.
#110 - iamchicken (03/16/2015) [-]
Mountian looks like a god damned Astartes with no armor on.

Just slap some power armor on that giant and clone it and by god you could take over the world.
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#96 - bjornkrage (03/16/2015) [-]
well i'll be damned, over 400 pounds
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#91 - TarnRazor (03/16/2015) [-]
I'd like him to rape and pillage my lands
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#54 - aldothenazi (03/16/2015) [-]
Does.. does his hand hover a bit? 400 pounds of pure muscle and still does a hoverhand, oh my.. Prolly didnt wanna crush her though.
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#34 - hydraetis (03/16/2015) [-]
his dick must be huge.
#17 - anon (03/16/2015) [-]
why would you assume that the "roommate" is a gay dude???
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#11 - rockamekishiko (03/16/2015) [-]
he could just lift her with one hand and 'jerk off' with her
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#85 - midothegreat (03/16/2015) [-]
i guess most woman are just like fleshlights to him
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#7 - charagrin (03/16/2015) [-]
Can't wait to see CAUTION SPOILERS Voodoo of somekind zombie mountain kick ass as Ser Robert.
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#15 - thundagawd (03/16/2015) [-]
Only 4 more weeks! What I'm looking forward to the most has to be Aria's training as a faceless man/woman.
#5 - abcdxyz (03/16/2015) [-]
I would pay money to see these two have a sextape

The chick on the right could join in as well
#82 - teruterubozu (03/16/2015) [-]
#6 - What's wrong with the comedian he is in this world?  [+] (1 reply) 03/10/2015 on In Another World, He Would... +2
#7 - murphypop (03/10/2015) [-]
That fucking face he makes after the fat joke.
#1 - because who really needs context  [+] (13 replies) 03/03/2015 on Child solution +271
#32 - whitepyros (03/03/2015) [-]
**whitepyros rolled user theluppijackal ** Hello naughty child...
#30 - reagga (03/03/2015) [-]
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murder time
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#60 - truedancingturian (03/05/2015) [-]
das a good roll
#24 - ghostp (03/03/2015) [-]
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It's murder time.
#58 - truezen (03/03/2015) [-]
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**truezen rolled image** MFW Murder time
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#59 - truezen (03/03/2015) [-]
HOLY SHIT BEST ROLL EVER!!!!!

everybody must see this!
#16 - anon (03/03/2015) [-]
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Make me a LEGEND.
#2 - amata (03/03/2015) [-]
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**amata rolled image** And now we wait for someone to roll it
#8 - pootismang (03/03/2015) [-]
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**pootismang rolled image** At least it won't be as weird as rolling this.
#42 - assassindash (03/03/2015) [-]
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#35 - goodatlosing (03/03/2015) [-]
The fuck is it?
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#45 - pootismang (03/03/2015) [-]
Looks like Parasyte, but I'm not sure.
#15 - anon (03/03/2015) [-]
You have a point.
#43 - I'll just leave this here...  [+] (4 replies) 03/02/2015 on what level of friendzone is... +5
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#53 - swimmingprodigy (03/03/2015) [-]
fucking manlets when will they learn
#44 - fatalhermit (03/02/2015) [-]
is she 3 inches tall?
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#47 - theshinypen (03/03/2015) [-]
Amazing.
#48 - fatalhermit (03/03/2015) [-]
finally someone who noticed it too, i raise my thumb to you fine connoisseur