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murphypop

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Date Signed Up:2/23/2009
Last Login:3/30/2015
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Times Content Favorited:87 times
Total Comments Made:1583
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Favorite Tags: mindfuck (2)

latest user's comments

#138 - Nah, I see. I've just always said jif. 03/28/2015 on gif 0
#9 - The Dutchman must have a captain. 03/28/2015 on Release the Cat-kraken! 0
#39 - Ha, I read it too fast, and had so much trouble on that format…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2015 on Numbah five twitter comp +1
User avatar #40 - fuzzysixx (03/28/2015) [-]
At least you tried. I could see it funny with some context, like if bob had been complaining about having a metal desk previously or something like that. Maybe if Bob had been bragging about his nice new mahogany desk, etc.
#128 - Say giraffe. Now say the gif. The maker say "jif." …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/28/2015 on gif +2
#179 - bthefizzz (03/28/2015) [-]
Gift
Girth
Giggle
Gigabyte
Girl
Give
Gizzard
Gimmicks
Gilbert
Giddy
Gill
Gig
#136 - anonymous (03/28/2015) [-]
Of course he can call it whatever he wants, but once he said the "g" stood for graphics it is easy for people to see why they think saying it like the author wants doesn't actually make much sense.
User avatar #138 - murphypop (03/28/2015) [-]
Nah, I see. I've just always said jif.
#37 - Try it like this: Pensive Man: "The most ter…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/28/2015 on Numbah five twitter comp 0
User avatar #38 - fuzzysixx (03/28/2015) [-]
I understood that one, but the one about the desk, no.
User avatar #39 - murphypop (03/28/2015) [-]
Ha, I read it too fast, and had so much trouble on that formatting that I thought that's what you said.

Then try this:

"Hey Bob do you hav- whoa, what is this? Wood? A wood desk? What is this? One of them...wooden...desks It's funny cuz its dumb
User avatar #40 - fuzzysixx (03/28/2015) [-]
At least you tried. I could see it funny with some context, like if bob had been complaining about having a metal desk previously or something like that. Maybe if Bob had been bragging about his nice new mahogany desk, etc.
#19 - 0:53  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2015 on Vidya of the World +2
#20 - faff (03/27/2015) [-]
oh shit, you right. i was looking for it but i missed it!
#3 - I'll just pretend they're both this guy and not hamplanents an…  [+] (13 new replies) 03/16/2015 on slap slap slap slap +226
#123 - anonymous (03/16/2015) [-]
2 gigantic gay men?
I prefer 2 straight beached whales that cant move fast instead of 2 behemoth faggots who can crush your head with their bare hands. Imagine what they could do to your asshole if they are capable of crushing heads barehandedly.
#110 - iamchicken (03/16/2015) [-]
Mountian looks like a god damned Astartes with no armor on.

Just slap some power armor on that giant and clone it and by god you could take over the world.
User avatar #96 - bjornkrage (03/16/2015) [-]
well i'll be damned, over 400 pounds
User avatar #91 - TarnRazor (03/16/2015) [-]
I'd like him to rape and pillage my lands
User avatar #54 - aldothenazi (03/16/2015) [-]
Does.. does his hand hover a bit? 400 pounds of pure muscle and still does a hoverhand, oh my.. Prolly didnt wanna crush her though.
User avatar #34 - hydraetis (03/16/2015) [-]
his dick must be huge.
#17 - anonymous (03/16/2015) [-]
why would you assume that the "roommate" is a gay dude???
User avatar #11 - rockamekishiko (03/16/2015) [-]
he could just lift her with one hand and 'jerk off' with her
User avatar #85 - midothegreat (03/16/2015) [-]
i guess most woman are just like fleshlights to him
User avatar #7 - charagrin (03/16/2015) [-]
Can't wait to see CAUTION SPOILERS Voodoo of somekind zombie mountain kick ass as Ser Robert.
User avatar #15 - thundagawd (03/16/2015) [-]
Only 4 more weeks! What I'm looking forward to the most has to be Aria's training as a faceless man/woman.
#5 - abcdxyz (03/16/2015) [-]
I would pay money to see these two have a sextape

The chick on the right could join in as well
#82 - teruterubozu (03/16/2015) [-]
#7 - That ******* face he makes after the fat joke. 03/10/2015 on In Another World, He Would... +21
#6 - What's wrong with the comedian he is in this world?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/10/2015 on In Another World, He Would... +2
#7 - murphypop (03/10/2015) [-]
That fucking face he makes after the fat joke.
#1 - because who really needs context  [+] (13 new replies) 03/03/2015 on Child solution +271
#32 - whitepyros (03/03/2015) [-]
**whitepyros rolled user theluppijackal ** Hello naughty child...
#30 - reagga (03/03/2015) [-]
**reagga used "*roll picture*"**
**reagga rolled image**

murder time
#60 - truedancingturian (03/05/2015) [-]
das a good roll
#24 - ghostp (03/03/2015) [-]
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**ghostp rolled image**

It's murder time.
#58 - truezen (03/03/2015) [-]
**truezen used "*roll picture*"**
**truezen rolled image** MFW Murder time
User avatar #59 - truezen (03/03/2015) [-]
HOLY SHIT BEST ROLL EVER!!!!!

everybody must see this!
#16 - anonymous (03/03/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**
Make me a LEGEND.
#2 - amata (03/03/2015) [-]
**amata used "*roll picture*"**
**amata rolled image** And now we wait for someone to roll it
#8 - pootismang (03/03/2015) [-]
**pootismang used "*roll picture*"**
**pootismang rolled image** At least it won't be as weird as rolling this.
#42 - assassindash (03/03/2015) [-]
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User avatar #35 - goodatlosing (03/03/2015) [-]
The fuck is it?
User avatar #45 - pootismang (03/03/2015) [-]
Looks like Parasyte, but I'm not sure.
#15 - anonymous (03/03/2015) [-]
You have a point.
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#11 - admin (03/25/2015) [-]
Hi murphypop! Great leader gave you a magical North Korean rocket!
#10 - admin (03/21/2015) [-]
Hi murphypop! Hi! I'm your new North Korean slave mine worker kid! Please feed me!
User avatar #8 - instalation (05/10/2014) [-]
funnyjunk.com/Layers+of+hell/funny-pictures/5132988/12#12



Can i steal this and give you credit.
User avatar #9 to #8 - murphypop (05/10/2014) [-]
Sure.
User avatar #2 - iamtheblackgoat (07/26/2013) [-]
Holy
User avatar #4 to #3 - iamtheblackgoat (07/26/2013) [-]
I know who you are
User avatar #5 to #4 - bobkiller (07/27/2013) [-]
Same
User avatar #6 to #5 - murphypop (07/27/2013) [-]
hmmm...black goat i know, but i haven't figured out who you are...
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