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#61 - well maybe if they actual knew english vocabulary then they wo…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2015 on ...Fuckin' SJWs man. +2
#62 - infraredanus (02/02/2015) [-]
SJW's always go to the meaning that is the most derogatory. Because that's all they know and it helps them with their..... Their... Let's call it their "Issues".
#45 - the pic is of her at our favorite place 01/20/2015 on I just need to let this out 0
#44 - ah christ man...im sorry, i really am. **** man a…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/20/2015 on I just need to let this out 0
User avatar #46 - toepicforyou (01/20/2015) [-]
Yeah im fine. But what happened to you is really close to what happened to me. She said she was really good at seeing when people are trying to be flirty. Ill admit at first he wasnt showing much flirty wise but i knew from the beginning what he was doing. I told her what he was doing and how much i didnt like what was happening but she kept telling me its alright, that he doesnt like her. She even said that he told her that he wasnt even over one of his past relationships and that he like this other girl and not her. I knew that he was getting closer and again i told her what was happening and again how i didnt like it. And again she assured me that nothing was wrong. It went on for months. The entire time we were dating they were talking. Every night i thought about it. The same thing happened in literally all of my relationships. The girl would start talking to a guy and they guy would start liking her. I never wanted to tell the girl to not talk to one of her friends so i always trusted her. With all of what happened in the past i did learn. I learned to not put it off and trust the person and to tell them how i feel. However i did and it still bit me. Its really shitty. I will say it was a long distance relationship(her in georgia and me in indiana). She actually paid for a plane ticket up and drove up her for christmas and fly back down. It was awesome to finally meet her. How everyone always said that nothing would happen and we wouldnt last and i actually met her. Then less then a week later i find out what they had talked about and i felt like shit for it. She told me that if i asked her to stop talking to him at the beginning then she might have and we might have avoided all of this, but i didnt because i never wanted to be the boyfriend that tells girls that, so i didnt. I sacrificed so much for her. If something bothered her i would change for do something so she wasnt. Every thing i did in my daily life i always thought about her. I would always be sure to watch what i say to make sure it wouldnt upset her in the future. If i talked to my guy friends i would watch myself, if i talked to friends that were girls i would definitely watch out. The entire time we dated i never did anything to wrong her, i never did anything to strain or put stress on the relationship. I never once yelled at her in anger. She knows what she did. I asked her why she kept talking to him when we first started dating and why she kept hurting me and her answer is always "Steven, i dont know why i did it." I still dont know why she did it though. She says i was the best boyfriend she ever had. That i was always understanding and nice. But i just dont understand why she would do the things that she did. I know i deserve better then what she had to offer, but i still feel that what we had was the best i ever had also.

Also that really sucks about what happened with you and your girlfriend. What that guy did was really shitty and he shouldnt call himself a man. If you want to talk about anything you can send me a friend request and we can pm. Im on everyday so ill see it eventually. I am here for you if you need it, its only far since you were here for me. Thank you for taking the time to comment and talk.
User avatar #45 - multichicken (01/20/2015) [-]
the pic is of her at our favorite place
#42 - dude i just had to deal with this kinda **** not …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/16/2015 on I just need to let this out 0
User avatar #43 - toepicforyou (01/17/2015) [-]
I fully told her everything and how i felt a long time ago. I kept telling her and bringing it up about how ive avoided ANY possibility about me making her uncomfortable. Every decision I made throughout any given day I always thought to myself, "Could she get upset/feel uncomfortable about this. " I feel that me doing that avoided a bunch of misunderstandings but she never did anything like that for me. She always talked to her friends and i was fine, but he was different. She knew what she was doing. And the other guy knew what he was doing was wrong but he kept doing it. She never cheated on me, she just wasnt the type of person to do that but she did keep a lot of secretes. Like that fact that a month ago the guy admitted that he loved her, not liked, loved her. She never told me until a little over a week ago. I was torn when i found out. I was even more torn when i realized she kept it from me. A lot of things ended up happening and we broke about a week ago.

If i were to stop talking to someone it was because i chose to. She never told me to stop and i never told her to stop. We both didnt want to be those kind of people in a relationship. If i knew something made her uncomfortable i changed it on my own will. But she never did, she kept doing everything the same even though she fully knew it hurt me.

Like i said we broke up about a week ago. Since then i somewhat feel sad because it was her and my best relationship that either one of us had ever had. But im also somewhat happy to finally not have to worry every night, or think about decisions i make everyday. However my worst fear did come true. I did loose her to the other guy. And thats what makes me feel like shit.

Thanks for commenting on this even though its almost a month old. Showing that you somewhat care for me is pretty awesome. Again, thank you.
#44 - multichicken (01/20/2015) [-]
ah christ man...im sorry, i really am. shit man are you ok? i have to tell you when you said how the guy told her he loved her reminded me of my situation, this guy whom we shall call the serpent, only spended time with my girlfriend only when i wasnt around. my girlfriend isnt all that smart when it comes to flirting and stuff like that, so every flirt the serpent threw at her she took as a compliment, every time he thought he was actually professing his feelings she just thought he was being nice, and let it slide, so this kid got into my girlfriends head and spewed all this bullshit how its fine to be a "progressive thinker" and just do what only makes her happy "no matter how unhappy nick gets". so one night late late at night he messaged her saying that he loved her. his first time hes ever said that to her but guess who was the one who saw it first? me. i stayed up all night tearing myself apart as you probably know yourself this feeling. i tore myseld apart because she made him that comfortable to say that he loved her and it started to put my mind into overdrive yo know? thinking all of these little things, like what if they kissed or she slept with him. i will admit i am not a strong man when it comes to shit like this, i am strong but im as weak as a wet paper bag when it comes to things like this, so i felt as if my whole world was flipped upside down and i just semi hyperventilated, i wake her up (she lives at my house because of a domestic dispute at her house so she sleeps with me) and show her the message that he sent, her android phone shows only portions of the messages so it showed something like great....i love you...see you later. me not about to scroll through her shit i asked her and she got upset at me and we fought really really bad for awhile and all the while the serpent is sitting in the background always telling her that he will "always be there for her" and "you should just leave him" all the while this same serpent is sleeping witha 14 year old while telling this other girl he loves her (so you kinda get a feel for what hes like) so one day she just avoids me for a week and she hangs with her friends. the serpent always happens to be there, everytime i brought it up she just told me "its just how he is, hes naturally flirty" when she in fact made me stop talking to my close friend, so when i said just push him away shes like im not going to do that just to make you happy. that sounding as ignorant as it looks obviously gets me pissed. she always just said "he doesnt love me, he loves dymond" her other friend. she refused to see how much of a serpent he was that he only cared about what he could get from her. until one day she finally pushed him away and blocked him on every social media, i asked her why she was like i see what you finally mean, he tried to move on her in front of her friends and she said no and he got really pissed and tried to force her" me and my girlfriend lived happily ever after and all that bullshit until about a hour after i replied to your content that he slept with my girlfriend while me and her fought. i start flipping shit and hyperventilating about how she could betray me like that and shit, she kept saying that she didnt in any way cheat on me she even started to cry and she said that she was framed. sure enough i find out that he took sexual messages from other women hes slept with and put her name on it, i know that because i contacted the people he slept with and found out that it wasnt my gf who wrote those messages but the 14 hes sleeping with the serpent is nearly 19 btw. my friend who is good with computers found me some messages of him stating that hes a half demon that could literally make anyone unhappy really fast. he literally thinks hes a half demon and he wins women over with sob stories. christ man people suck, she didnt deserve you. you deserve a woman who cares for you and appreciates you and puts you first at times. i care and feel your pain.
User avatar #46 - toepicforyou (01/20/2015) [-]
Yeah im fine. But what happened to you is really close to what happened to me. She said she was really good at seeing when people are trying to be flirty. Ill admit at first he wasnt showing much flirty wise but i knew from the beginning what he was doing. I told her what he was doing and how much i didnt like what was happening but she kept telling me its alright, that he doesnt like her. She even said that he told her that he wasnt even over one of his past relationships and that he like this other girl and not her. I knew that he was getting closer and again i told her what was happening and again how i didnt like it. And again she assured me that nothing was wrong. It went on for months. The entire time we were dating they were talking. Every night i thought about it. The same thing happened in literally all of my relationships. The girl would start talking to a guy and they guy would start liking her. I never wanted to tell the girl to not talk to one of her friends so i always trusted her. With all of what happened in the past i did learn. I learned to not put it off and trust the person and to tell them how i feel. However i did and it still bit me. Its really shitty. I will say it was a long distance relationship(her in georgia and me in indiana). She actually paid for a plane ticket up and drove up her for christmas and fly back down. It was awesome to finally meet her. How everyone always said that nothing would happen and we wouldnt last and i actually met her. Then less then a week later i find out what they had talked about and i felt like shit for it. She told me that if i asked her to stop talking to him at the beginning then she might have and we might have avoided all of this, but i didnt because i never wanted to be the boyfriend that tells girls that, so i didnt. I sacrificed so much for her. If something bothered her i would change for do something so she wasnt. Every thing i did in my daily life i always thought about her. I would always be sure to watch what i say to make sure it wouldnt upset her in the future. If i talked to my guy friends i would watch myself, if i talked to friends that were girls i would definitely watch out. The entire time we dated i never did anything to wrong her, i never did anything to strain or put stress on the relationship. I never once yelled at her in anger. She knows what she did. I asked her why she kept talking to him when we first started dating and why she kept hurting me and her answer is always "Steven, i dont know why i did it." I still dont know why she did it though. She says i was the best boyfriend she ever had. That i was always understanding and nice. But i just dont understand why she would do the things that she did. I know i deserve better then what she had to offer, but i still feel that what we had was the best i ever had also.

Also that really sucks about what happened with you and your girlfriend. What that guy did was really shitty and he shouldnt call himself a man. If you want to talk about anything you can send me a friend request and we can pm. Im on everyday so ill see it eventually. I am here for you if you need it, its only far since you were here for me. Thank you for taking the time to comment and talk.
User avatar #45 - multichicken (01/20/2015) [-]
the pic is of her at our favorite place
#32 - the picture with the baby has a penis in it......its a sick tw… 01/13/2015 on Other Scary Story Shit 0
#135 - probably what pissed me off the most is that there really was …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2015 on Bending Title 0
User avatar #139 - undeadmaus (01/12/2015) [-]
Now hold on a moment. Varrick and Zhu Li were even more completely out of the blue. They had the strict employer employee relationship and then out of nowhere they suddenly married. Korra and Asami had a well developed relationship. They began getting closer when they were both done with Mako and started talking more, doing stuff more. When Korra was in a wheelchair, Asami took care of her and later she was the only one she talked to, which implies possibly a lot of off screen bonding.
I think the real reason people think it's forced is because nobody really expected something like that would happen on a kids' show.
#224 - he had some pretty hard **** you only see in deep web  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2015 on Cringe Comp 6 : Weeaboos 0
User avatar #291 - thedumbledore (01/13/2015) [-]
Eugh, I know. And the excuses...
#171 - well america is the melting pot of the world so we have so man… 11/29/2014 on Black man Speaks +1
#12 - and if the winter gets real bad sometimes its like -30 with a … 11/28/2014 on I'm too much 0
#10 - **** that, i live in Rhode Island which isn…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/28/2014 on I'm too much 0
#31 - anonexplains (11/29/2014) [-]
MFW trying to decipher fahrenheit.
#38 - redbannerman (11/29/2014) [-]
32 is freezing, 75 is temperate, 90+ is hot, 0-50 is rather cold, Below zero sucks.
User avatar #12 - multichicken (11/28/2014) [-]
and if the winter gets real bad sometimes its like -30 with a windchill of fucking bullshit. its only bearable if your able to fucking pay for the ridiculous heating bills the government throws at you and you better hope your minimum wage job can help you cover it. if not, well shit looks like you better become bear grylls.
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