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Date Signed Up:7/21/2011
Last Login:12/19/2014
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#8 - European Union and NATO are practically all against Russian in… 03/07/2014 on Putin, the hard ass +12
#61 - hence the "average citizen" requirement  [+] (1 new reply) 02/23/2014 on GTFO +1
#62 - notwhothefkisanon (02/23/2014) [-]
yeah, guess youre right
#2 - I hope she didn't have trouble going through crustoms. 02/23/2014 on Because why not +3
#13 - yeah, this was the best picture I could find that explained wh…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2014 on Oh the irony +1
User avatar #14 - Einsty (02/02/2014) [-]
Okay then.
#11 - boy do I have a product for you bro.  [+] (29 new replies) 02/02/2014 on Oh the irony +34
User avatar #87 - halomike (02/03/2014) [-]
I have those. But blue wth white tips. God, how I wish I could get me some black ones. No homo.
User avatar #12 - Einsty (02/02/2014) [-]
That's cool and all, but I meand serious gloves for serious cold. These are for temperatures around 0°C, but won't do much good if it's actually freezing.
User avatar #75 - fuckthepopo (02/03/2014) [-]
In 0°C, I can walk around naked if there's not wind
#44 - anonymous (02/02/2014) [-]
I've seen both thick and leather gloves with those things on their fingers.

I also get really hot summers and really cold winters, so I know that feel, but my skin doesn't crack at all/bleed during mine. I suggest you get some nice hand cream because it seems like your problem is dry skin.
#18 - autoxx (02/02/2014) [-]
You use gloves at 0*C?
As a Canadian steeled in the art of not dying I find this laughable.
User avatar #65 - animedudej (02/03/2014) [-]
god damnit canada! share some snow with us norwegians actually part Canadian/Icelandic/Norwegian so yeah... prancing around in t-shits 'n shit when its sub zero degrees feels nice
User avatar #34 - renegadesparks (02/02/2014) [-]
As a Mainer 0°C is shorts weather, maybe a VERY thin sweatshirt if there's lots of wind
User avatar #37 - twofreegerbils (02/02/2014) [-]
I love how every discussion of cold weather inevitably turns into northerners having a dick measuring contest over who can wear the least amount of clothes in the coldest conditions. It happens literally every time. Ha ha! I am used to the cold! Shorts and t-shirt!

You never see southerners having a dick measuring contest over how much they can layer up in the heat...
#38 - anonymous (02/02/2014) [-]
yeah, you're too busy having dick measuring contests over other stuff, like how X state is ever so slightly less shitty than its neighbors
User avatar #39 - twofreegerbils (02/02/2014) [-]
Gee, I wonder if this comment wasn't left anonymously by renegadesparks

New England is utter shit and could fall off the face of North America for all I care.
User avatar #40 - seanhl (02/02/2014) [-]
actually, that would be me...
User avatar #41 - twofreegerbils (02/02/2014) [-]
Neat :^)

inb4 my comments get thumbed to oblivion by yanks
#74 - jayenoh (02/03/2014) [-]
that's yankIE to you, carpetbagger.
User avatar #42 - renegadesparks (02/02/2014) [-]
eh, I can understand why people dislike the new england area, admittedly the whole fact we have like marginally higher SAT scores or something tends to go STRAIGHT to our heads, and the weather is indeed shit for most of the year...
User avatar #55 - twofreegerbils (02/03/2014) [-]
Don't get me wrong, it's mostly New York City... When big gulps got banned, I knew the place was doomed, but when de Blasio became Mayor, well, now I'm just laughing at the whole affair.

These tendencies persist throughout much of the New England area..
#88 - ihateemo (02/03/2014) [-]
I am from Atlanta and I want you to shut your whore mouth. freezing is not "that" cold. Now i am a bitch when it comes to cold, but if you wear gloves when it gets to freezing you are a bitch
User avatar #103 - twofreegerbils (02/03/2014) [-]
>Atlanta
Nigger detected

I thought black people didn't like the cold?
#104 - ihateemo (02/03/2014) [-]
I am white how the fuck would i know what different people like? Are you really so insecure that you are trying to talk big instead of just saying " i do not like the cold and i would need bigger gloves to be comfortable"

User avatar #105 - twofreegerbils (02/03/2014) [-]
Are you really so insecure that you have to call people bitches for liking to keep their hands warm?

Are you really so insecure that you're getting this riled up over words spoken over the internet, coming from someone you don't even know?
#107 - ihateemo (02/03/2014) [-]
I am calm and collected my good sir. G read through your own post's you can see your own anger rise through every comment.
User avatar #109 - twofreegerbils (02/03/2014) [-]
No, I'm perfectly fine here.

Unlike you, I don't freak out over things said to me over the internet.

But since I'm not like yourself, I'm not up for having a dick measuring contest over who is the most calm between us. You see, normal southerners are content with their own selves, and don't see everything as a competition.
#110 - ihateemo (02/03/2014) [-]
Look there you go again trying to put it off on me like i am the one maliciously making statements towards people.

I am done talking to you, you clearly have your head too far up your own ass to listen to what you are saying. "new england is utter shit" = pay attention to me because i am a real southerner hurr durr I am am confederate hear me roar.

And calling people niggers does nothing but make the south look worse. So stop that shit there is a reason people don't take you seriously.

I am so butthurt over this little try hard southern shit head i don't know what so say. I bid you a good day and hope you learn to stop being so ignorant.
User avatar #111 - twofreegerbils (02/03/2014) [-]
>I am so butthurt
That's all you ever needed to say.

I cannot believe that you're so bent out of shape that you typed all that shit that I didn't even read.

It's 3:00am EST... Past your bedtime. Night night
User avatar #61 - renegadesparks (02/03/2014) [-]
although it should be mentioned that New York isn't part of New England
User avatar #19 - Einsty (02/02/2014) [-]
After a long and hot summer, my temperature tolerance is a bit shifted. I wear gloves to protect my skin, as I need my hands in best condition for school work that often revolves around art and craft. Cracking and dry skin can interrupt my chain of thought rather easily, not to mention that blood smeared on a paper model doesn't always ispire positive feedback from teachers.

And it's more sanitary in public transportation.
#25 - ilikecows (02/02/2014) [-]
Blood on your models means you literally put blood, sweat & tears into whatever you are making!


If I were your teacher, and you handed me a model of an aeroplane but had specks of blood on it I'd give you an A+ for your determination and effort.
#20 - autoxx (02/02/2014) [-]
The only time my hands have ever cracked was when I was working in -35 to -45*C weather building a trapline cabin. You can't wear gloves for most of the jobs but everything was fine until I ran out of meat.
Without a steady diet of heavy protein and fat (I had sausages or a couple packs of bacon with every meal) it only took two days for my hands to start disintegrating.

It's not much fun reaching into an apron for nails or screws when all of your fingertips have splits on them...
User avatar #13 - mullacllahdoow (02/02/2014) [-]
yeah, this was the best picture I could find that explained what they did, you can get capacitive tips on really good gloves too though, it's just made out of the same stuff as on the end of a stylus. I have some that are good down to -10 which is all I need in the UK but I'm pretty sure you could find even better.
User avatar #14 - Einsty (02/02/2014) [-]
Okay then.
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#180 - mullacllahdoow (01/20/2014) [-]
check out this faggot
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#60 - I always think this is a stupid comparison, The Queen, is Quee… 01/14/2014 on hot queen +1
#1402 - **mullacllahdoow rolls 72,346** 01/08/2014 on Fantasy Character Creator 0
#7 - ahh yeah, damn... I forget that's what those things are, my bad...  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2014 on Chocorate 0
User avatar #8 - ljxjlos (01/07/2014) [-]
No Problem, no problem at all.
#5 - that works on two levels as he's also biting a door handle.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/07/2014 on Chocorate +1
User avatar #6 - ljxjlos (01/07/2014) [-]
Read the second spoiler
User avatar #7 - mullacllahdoow (01/07/2014) [-]
ahh yeah, damn... I forget that's what those things are, my bad...
User avatar #8 - ljxjlos (01/07/2014) [-]
No Problem, no problem at all.
#11 - Learn to pour drinks down your throat without the need to swal…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/07/2014 on I'm actually pretty impressed. +1
User avatar #21 - blewws (01/08/2014) [-]
Am I gonna drown?
User avatar #39 - sirfapaton (01/08/2014) [-]
Takes some practice but no.
#48 - Either works. 01/07/2014 on Why I hate the English... +1
#39 - It should be a semi-colon after the seventh "had".  [+] (3 new replies) 01/07/2014 on Why I hate the English... +8
#58 - KungFuZerO (01/07/2014) [-]
Glad someone else caught that.
#46 - nimba (01/07/2014) [-]
You're right. Or a full stop, even.
User avatar #48 - mullacllahdoow (01/07/2014) [-]
Either works.
#4 - I know, I'm asthmatic too, although its gotten a lot better as…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/05/2014 on asthma 0
#5 - samael (01/05/2014) [-]
When someone asks me how it feels to have an asthma attack I always tell them to imagine lying on their back and trying to breath in while someone sits on their chest. That's how it feels for me anyways. Luckily it also got better in recent years. Most of the time I use my inhaler as a precaution just in case. For example when I'm in the gym before training.
User avatar #9 - Sataria (01/05/2014) [-]
In gym class I had an asthma attack and the next day a girl gave me this advice; next time you're having an attack, try breathing.
User avatar #14 - adu (01/05/2014) [-]
Genius.jpg
#2 - I was told the best way to experience asthma like symptoms is …  [+] (5 new replies) 01/05/2014 on asthma +3
#3 - samael (01/05/2014) [-]
I've got asthma and I approve this comment. Although most of the time it is even worse than breathing with your hand over your mouth. And each time you finally use an inhaler it is the most awesome feeling imaginable in that moment. Yes even better than sex.
User avatar #4 - mullacllahdoow (01/05/2014) [-]
I know, I'm asthmatic too, although its gotten a lot better as I've gotten older. I take an inhaler morning and night and only really need my preventative when I am sick or have allergies. I've not had an asthma attack for over 10 years.
#5 - samael (01/05/2014) [-]
When someone asks me how it feels to have an asthma attack I always tell them to imagine lying on their back and trying to breath in while someone sits on their chest. That's how it feels for me anyways. Luckily it also got better in recent years. Most of the time I use my inhaler as a precaution just in case. For example when I'm in the gym before training.
User avatar #9 - Sataria (01/05/2014) [-]
In gym class I had an asthma attack and the next day a girl gave me this advice; next time you're having an attack, try breathing.
User avatar #14 - adu (01/05/2014) [-]
Genius.jpg
#3 - not sure how many people will get that reference but it made me laugh 12/16/2013 on helicopter.exe stoped working +1
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User avatar #163 - blobboy (12/15/2013) [-]
Hello there.
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Tried replying to your own comment. Or mine I suppose....
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