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#38 - Imagine being in the middle of a difficult, timed online test … 03/19/2015 on (untitled) 0
#91 - How the **** has funnyjunk of all places so COMPLETELY … 03/19/2015 on How to Silently Open Velcro +2
#3 - "A German General Officer" "From a Sov…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/19/2015 on War +21
#12 - gerfox (03/20/2015) [-]
This is what I found from more or less credible sources. I copy pasted the passage where they mention the quote. YW.

"A German General Officer":
"Years ago there was a quote, from an unknown German officer, found on the walls of many military offices that read, "The reason the American Army does so well in war is because war is chaos and the American Army practices chaos on a daily basis." "
content.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,443808,00.html

"From a Soviet Document":
Interestingly, the American forces have often been accused of failing to follow
their own doctrine when conducting operations. A common quote, most commonly
attributed to an unknown Russian military document or to an unknown German officer, highlights the benefit of this: "One of the serious problems in planning against Americandoctrine is that the Americans do not read their manuals nor do they feel any obligationsto follow their doctrine." This emphasizes the importance of the American commander’sjudgment when applying the doctrine to a particular operational environment in order toaccomplish his assigned mission.
www.dtic.mil/dtic/tr/fulltext/u2/a488263.pdf
User avatar #80 - eldiganto (03/20/2015) [-]
they are still just saying that it was an unknown Russian military document and some unknown German officer
#45 - levvy (03/20/2015) [-]
"DEPARTMENT OF THE AIR FORCE
AIR UNIVERSITY"

For the US Military.

They lied to make america see 'cool' witch it is not. its a shithole.
#9 - anonymous (03/20/2015) [-]
"some guy thats dead that nobody except the family knows about"
"a paper we found on some dead messengers body"
#6 - murdee (03/20/2015) [-]
"Anything in quotations is always directly from a specific source, and could not possibly be a simple joke put in quotations to add to the punchline effect"
- English Grammar Standards Book or Something, 2052
#6 - If you don't like disliking people, you shouldn't treat people…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2015 on American Police +1
User avatar #11 - garymotherfingoak (03/20/2015) [-]
this
#9 - It can probably hear it considering it's a metal ball in a metal cup.  [+] (9 new replies) 03/19/2015 on What is the talent? +358
#45 - kameken (03/20/2015) [-]
#33 - anonymous (03/20/2015) [-]
tbh just following it with your eyes is really easy no idea why would it be hard for a cat if he already knows to search for the object, so your comment might be true i give it a smaller chance but it really doesn't matter how the cat figured it out
#16 - anonymous (03/19/2015) [-]
most white cats are deaf
#17 - anonymous (03/19/2015) [-]
Not really. Mainly just albinos. Normal white cats are just as healthy as any other color.
#22 - jumperzero (03/19/2015) [-]
no it is actually common for white cats with blue eyes to be deaf
#26 - medexplain (03/20/2015) [-]
That's because albinos are white cats with blue eyes...

Cats that have white hair because they just have white hair are usually not deaf.

Cats that have white hair because they're albino are often deaf.

One is a subset of the other. A square is always a rectangle but a rectangle is not always a square.
#27 - jumperzero (03/20/2015) [-]
was not aware that white cats with blue eyes were albino. I knew about 1 blue/ 1 greenish-yellow, and about red eyes, white eyes, etc

but not that
#28 - medexplain (03/20/2015) [-]
Without pigment melanin (albino means you can't make melanin), eye color is a essentially a very light blue/gray. Red/pink eyes are due to blood vessels in the eyes being much more visible due to the lack of pigmentation.

In this cat you can see quite a bit of red-eye due to camera flash, but looking around the edges you can see that the irises are actually blue.

FWIW: Albinos will also have pink noses/ears/paw pads for the same reason. No pigmentation means blood shows through a lot easier.

There are also varying degrees of albinism, of course.
#29 - medexplain (03/20/2015) [-]
To add to that, blue is the natural eye color for everyone, without melanin. That's why babies are born with blue eyes - they haven't generated a significant amount of pigment yet.

As you add pigment, you'll get green (think blue + yellow-ish), then brown eyes.
#28 - That was with wifi and mobile data on (didn't have any bluetoo…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2015 on Jay +1
User avatar #29 - shyyguy (03/19/2015) [-]
Wow, that's cool.
#5 - He obviously put it that way so he could sit down. Al… 03/19/2015 on April's almost here +15
#6 - Depends on the phone. I have a Razr Maxx HD. It's ol…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/19/2015 on Jay 0
User avatar #20 - shyyguy (03/19/2015) [-]
Is that 0% for one hour with mobile data/wifi/bluetooth on? Or 0% for one hour with airplane mode/extreme power saving mode/screen always off?
#28 - muffinssnuffims (03/19/2015) [-]
That was with wifi and mobile data on (didn't have any bluetooth devices for it at the time), with brightness fairly down in the ballpark of 25-35% (screen is more than bright enough in majority of situations), and normal casual use (check emails, browse web/facebook and the like, use actual phone). And that was before I even got rid of the bloatware or did anything to have it use the RAM better too. So nothing too fancy even.
User avatar #29 - shyyguy (03/19/2015) [-]
Wow, that's cool.
#33 - The toilet paper one is wrong - the last one should be the &qu… 03/18/2015 on Graph 0
#140 - Umm... but you do pay for Spotify. You either pay for it thro… 03/18/2015 on awe Boom, boom, boom Even... 0

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