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#43 - But did you check it's IV possibilities? 3 hours ago on It's really happening 0
#10 - It probably has rabies.  [+] (1 new reply) 22 hours ago on When ur parents try to kick... 0
#11 - shikoti (22 hours ago) [-]
your probably right, but im going to imagine bath salts... way more crazy cause like..where did he get them? did he make it himself.

#7 - The stump is beneath, and the top part is pressed down (or the…  [+] (7 new replies) 22 hours ago on Tree stump +8
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#21 - tempuscasus (2 hours ago) [-]
she looks like a Mii
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#17 - glitchduck (3 hours ago) [-]
is this how they ship asians?
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#14 - angelious (4 hours ago) [-]
more likely this is a plastic cardboard that is heated till its nearly melting, then the mold(the actual tree stump) is pushed up and THEN the thing is vacuumed to get it into shape.

i used to do a lot of these back in middle school.
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#16 - angelious (4 hours ago) [-]
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#15 - angelious (4 hours ago) [-]
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#10 - gcloud (14 hours ago) [-]
she just turns into a mii character
also try looking up vac suit/vac bed if ur tied of w/e ur jacking off too currently
#11 - lolfacejimmy (11 hours ago) [-]
Good luck finding anything of decent quality
#4 - Somebody needs to make a version where it's pokemon players on…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2016 on Marlon Webb: Band Of The Bold +4
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#5 - mrgryphon (07/28/2016) [-]
My wife and I are cosplaying as a Pokémon trainer and Prof Willow this weekend. I'll, uh, see what I can do.
#63 - That just confirms that you guys should've done it sooner, not… 07/28/2016 on Bros before hoes, man. +1
#19 - What's the song that plays in the 5th one? I could swear that… 07/25/2016 on Strange Dank Webms 0
#57 - Honestly I would gladly take the super power of "… 07/23/2016 on The Understate-Men +7
#66 - That still has a problem with the truck driver not believing t… 07/13/2016 on Told you so +1
#64 - I say still do this instead everywhere possible because there'…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/12/2016 on Told you so +1
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#65 - thepizzadevourer (07/12/2016) [-]
Interestingly, turns out that the "overhight must turn" sign only comes on when there's a truck that's too tall on the road. The system automatically turns the lights red to give the trucker a chance to turn.

Obviously the system didn't work as intended. 11foot8.com/hungry-canopener-bridge-defeats-fancy-new-warning-system/
#66 - muffinssnuffims (07/13/2016) [-]
That still has a problem with the truck driver not believing that he is overheight. A sign that he bonks will go much further to convince him otherwise.

If you're trying to convince me that the main problem here is that people are absolute idiots, I'm not disagreeing. I'm saying the better solution is to treat them like they're absolute idiots from the start.
#22 - It's not cold or mild by any means, but I'm tired of Arizonian… 07/10/2016 on Go 0