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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:5/14/2011
Last Login:9/15/2013
Location:Portugal
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#6 - when i go to a ******** shop with my gf i like to… 06/30/2013 on Socially Awkward -4
#6 - Comment deleted 06/06/2013 on Oh god... 0
#3 - oh hell no... i hate bees 06/06/2013 on Don't move +1
#140 - there are a few portuguese fjunkers, i've seen them around. im… 06/02/2013 on And every 4 years its 366 days +5
#1 - BENFICA, **** YES. 05/23/2013 on Want the ball? +2
#34 - when i said that "i'd do it" i was just saying i wou… 05/21/2013 on Women need to know their place 0
#32 - uh, yes... i agree with that.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/21/2013 on Women need to know their place 0
User avatar #33 - CottonTail (05/21/2013) [-]
well then your last statement is inconsequential to you having sex with that soapy ass.
User avatar #34 - muffinjesus (05/21/2013) [-]
when i said that "i'd do it" i was just saying i would call my gf too, i just have a pervy sense of humour.

wasnt with the intention of really putting my penis in that
#30 - it'd be just awkward if someone saw me dick slapping that bubb…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/21/2013 on Women need to know their place 0
User avatar #31 - CottonTail (05/21/2013) [-]
well it'd be awkward for almost anyone to unintentionally see your junk mate.
User avatar #32 - muffinjesus (05/21/2013) [-]
uh, yes... i agree with that.
User avatar #33 - CottonTail (05/21/2013) [-]
well then your last statement is inconsequential to you having sex with that soapy ass.
User avatar #34 - muffinjesus (05/21/2013) [-]
when i said that "i'd do it" i was just saying i would call my gf too, i just have a pervy sense of humour.

wasnt with the intention of really putting my penis in that
#28 - what if it feels nice on the inside?  [+] (6 new replies) 05/21/2013 on Women need to know their place 0
User avatar #29 - CottonTail (05/21/2013) [-]
then he would cum obviously.
User avatar #30 - muffinjesus (05/21/2013) [-]
it'd be just awkward if someone saw me dick slapping that bubbly b00ty...

i love b00ty
User avatar #31 - CottonTail (05/21/2013) [-]
well it'd be awkward for almost anyone to unintentionally see your junk mate.
User avatar #32 - muffinjesus (05/21/2013) [-]
uh, yes... i agree with that.
User avatar #33 - CottonTail (05/21/2013) [-]
well then your last statement is inconsequential to you having sex with that soapy ass.
User avatar #34 - muffinjesus (05/21/2013) [-]
when i said that "i'd do it" i was just saying i would call my gf too, i just have a pervy sense of humour.

wasnt with the intention of really putting my penis in that
#25 - this looks like something i would do in the same situation...  [+] (8 new replies) 05/21/2013 on Women need to know their place +1
User avatar #27 - alekksandar (05/21/2013) [-]
I would try to fuck it
User avatar #28 - muffinjesus (05/21/2013) [-]
what if it feels nice on the inside?
User avatar #29 - CottonTail (05/21/2013) [-]
then he would cum obviously.
User avatar #30 - muffinjesus (05/21/2013) [-]
it'd be just awkward if someone saw me dick slapping that bubbly b00ty...

i love b00ty
User avatar #31 - CottonTail (05/21/2013) [-]
well it'd be awkward for almost anyone to unintentionally see your junk mate.
User avatar #32 - muffinjesus (05/21/2013) [-]
uh, yes... i agree with that.
User avatar #33 - CottonTail (05/21/2013) [-]
well then your last statement is inconsequential to you having sex with that soapy ass.
User avatar #34 - muffinjesus (05/21/2013) [-]
when i said that "i'd do it" i was just saying i would call my gf too, i just have a pervy sense of humour.

wasnt with the intention of really putting my penis in that
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